Can someone explain to me how the fuck a supposed “NEET” survives in the modern world with no money? I honestly suspect NEETs aren’t a real thing for the most part and all of you are lying and in real life you’re all happy, well adjusted adults, with families.
Viking raids on the local shartmart
>>23653848You've got two or three pathways to neeting >Rich parents: You neet your entire life until they die and you get the money>Welfare: You claim everything, using highly specialized neet skills >Work just enough to neet majority of the time
>>23653848Neet means leech on family. This is due to society being not worth the effort. Also jews gutted our manufacturing so the only jobs for the goyim are service jobs. Servicing Jews because that was the goal all along. Oy vey jews Everytime
>>23653848Your premise is broken. NEETs can only exist in modern society.
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No clue, I wish I knew! lolI have to work on Monday, fugggggg.Anyway, being a neet probubly means eternal hoops for gibs... if I am going among hoomans then I might as well earn more.
>>23653853this nigga is playing the maracas
>>23653852Aristocracy has historically been riddled with neets.
I live in a commune. Some richfags are here with us propping up the entire thing basically.
>>23653852Diogenes was a neet
>>23653850>>Work just enough to neet majority of the timeThis. I did a dirty, difficult job, far from home for a long time. It was well paid, but on return there was no more work, so I took redundancy (about 2 years salary).I haven't worked in 5 years - and I don't want to.Add to this another 2 years of Unemployment payouts - I'll have to do at minimum a few more years part-time work every few years.
>>23653858He was a hobo. If you wanna equate NEETs to hobos that changes the whole argument.
>>23653857Issnt the whole point of freedom from work isolating from them humans? Commune, strange!
Get a girlfriend/wife. She's out there and will pay for you. It takes some effort but it isn't hard. Lots of niggers do this. Nobody ever believes me on here but I'm lifetime neet married for ten years own a house. Just make it happen
>>23653848I get 33k$ a year until I’m 6726 years more to go
>>23653862I've had 2 fat girls offer to let me be a stay at home boyfriend/husband. They're very easy to manipulate when you give them the one thing they want in life, a bf who isn't equal to them.
>>23653862So let me guess, you're under her boot because mommy might kick you out or take your 'allowance'? Or is she like " i'm your slave do whatever my master " ?
>>23653862>>23653864>>23653865Its more like a casual slow burning disappointment and balancing her being a loser single vs maintaining the facade of being happy supporting a NEET
>>23653865No I do whatever I want but treat her well and we have a good relationship. She likes her job and makes good money for our area. She lived with me for three years at my dads house before she saved enough to get our house. I take care of most of the house shit. It's what almost every relationship was in the past except she goes to work lol
>>23653867>everything is wonderful and we sing kumbaya every daySo the moment you guys will have an argument it's basically over ?
>>23653848You are suppose to have wealthy parents who can take care of your sorry ass
>>23653850You could argue that even part time work means that person isn't a NEET. Then again kikes like to label anyone who isn't partaking of their rat race as lazy.
Protip: Indians own gold. It's a cultural thing for them. If you have nothing to lose, it's yours to take
>>23653870Do they what. I quit getting raped economically 60 hours a week to work less. Instantly branded as lazy. They want you to be a slave.
>>23653857>>23653861I would more call that living in some rich guys pet hippie project than neeting. Sounds nice though.
>>23653848it describes both people falling into downward spiral of paying rent while not working and those autists who are too strange to fit into the real world and are on social assistance to survive. it's easy to fall into this trap after a job loss and the social safety nets in this country are really only available to people who have never and will never pay for them. i've never really been a NEET, as even during the times that i was not working i was always learning something. if i ever abstained from work purely to pursue pleasure it was only for a short time, sadly.
>>23653848I collect SSI, foodstamps, and live with my aging mother. My mom buys me shit.
>>23653848I managed to NEET this year by getting unemployment last year from my shitty job that got me fired. Though you have to have a lot of evidence and backing to support your claims on abuse.I worked in a warehouse with this wetback manager who was loud and abusive and even threatened to fight another manager over the elevator. I told my manager, also a spic, about this. He acknowledged. But didn't do jack shit.I got fired when they had me doing some weird damages bullshit that had been backlogged for 2 months straight and I figured fuck it we ball and didn't bother doing the work. My manager who was in saw it and told me to go home and I told him to go fuck himself because I never do shit like that in any other store in my life.This is what people online don't tell you about NEETing. You have to put in actual work to pull it off and make sure it fits in your budget. If you're on UI (Unemployment Insurance), you also have to do a mandatory job search online. Though you can just pull some shit off of LinkedIn and Indeed and call it a day. Nobody gives a shit or bothers checking. Yet it doesn't hurt leaving a paper trail to show that you tried.
My biggest regret in life was not neetmaxing when I shoulda been. Renting from Mr Shekelstein was a big middle finger to my parents “not in this house”. Have pledged to my kids they’re always welcome at home.
Getting a PTSD (unrionic) diagnosis for NDIS, selling the house and living somewhere cheap and cozy in Asia or whatever.
Better hope for socialism
>>23653879That's what I'm betting on now.
>>23653848The first step is to form a crippling porn addiction, exposing yourself in public is a good move
>>23653848Just say you are ill. Say you have a back problem or digestion problem.I have a digestion problem since 2009 and no one believes me anyway
>>23653848I know this is year-round spam demoralization thread, possibly to get you to join the army, so i'll sage but I'll also share my story once again.>diagnosed retard>state welfare for the handicapped is 1030€/month (follows inflation every year) >state welfare to help me pay rent is 200€/month>state welfare to help me pay for electricity/etc is 200€/month>social housing in the countryside (picrel, touristic region) only neighbors are old people>rent is 350€/month>spend my days hiking, eating healthy meals, no tobacco, no alcohol>spend my spare money on a cute girl I metAnd the kicker is, welfare for poor/handicapped in France is only 1-2% of state budget. meanwhile, pensions are 20% of state budget. so I'm not even a drain on society.
>>23653883state welfare to help me pay for electricity/etc is 200€/year*Not that it changes much, really.
>>23653848>“NEET” survives in the modern world with no money?But I have money. I just don´t spend it faster than society is breaking down.WORK HARDER, WAGE KEKLET, ONE BILLION NIGGERS NEED YOUR SHEKELS.
>>23653848/pol/ and the other boards I browse become very inactive during working and normal sleeping hours (American time) as well as Friday evening, so yeah the "4chan NEET incel" stereotype is a bit overblown.
>>23653883Pierre you're living the good life over there. I work 3 days and I'm jealous.
>>23653848all of my neet friends just have an apartment given to them by their parents, so they rent it out and live in some inexpensive region of their country or somewhere in southeast asia where they get all kinds of exotic fruits and seafood for 1$ a kilo and sucky sucky for 5$Sometimes they do freelance jobs if they want to buy a new phone or something.But i'd say 30% of them never worked a day in their life
I’ll be 40 this year and I never had a job and still live with parents. I feel like Im the smart one since AI will take over all jobs and we will get UBI like Elon said. My parents keep telling me to find a job but I explain to them soon ubi will come and that I cant find a job because Mexicans and ai plus I wont work a wage slave job for only 15 an hr. My days are productive because I don’t just only play vidya games, I also read books and walk. It does suck a little having to ask dad for money for vidya games or other stuff I want. Plus side is I get 4 meals a day every day.
>>23653883If you are white and your GF is white too, please father 5 white kids asap. You'll get a lot more state welfare, and you will be a far more useful and productive man than any nokid wagee. If you aren't white, just KYS asap.
>>23653890>>23653887Unfortunately my brain is shrinking from the side effects of a genetic condition related to serotonine retention failure (compared to only 10 years ago I'm much dumber) so I don't want to inflict that on my children.I don't think a non-white would be able to get where I am though. It was a lot of administrative work and willpower. Compared to 4chan memes, getting on welfare for a prolonged time isn't exactly easy. People with actual illnesses often get denied handicapped welfare.
>>23653848Autismbuxx and frugal living. Once you have housing and utilities taken care of "survival" is easy. Food is dirt cheap if you're not a retard. I eat nothing but oats, rice, potatoes, and cheap chicken, it costs practically nothing. No family/girlfriend to take care of, no car-related expenses, no phone or get an Obama phone. I don't even know how to spend the rest of my buxx so I just don't. I could buy a gaming PC or something but I know it won't bring me true happiness. It helps if you're a bona-fide sperg and require zero social validation.
>>23653874LIAR
>>23653892>nothing but oats, rice, potatoes, and cheap chickenEat your fruits and veggies anon...
>>23653848>WelfareYour taxes at "work"....
>>23653848By spending very little. Utilities, Internet, new pc every 10 years, and very cheap food. Once they release the insectoid calorie paste for pennies on the gallon, being a neet will become very easy. If I was a woman I would be a motel prostitute in America. But I'm a man so I make porn.
>>23653848Once your parent's money runs out, you gotta stay at the homeless shelter until they can hook you up with an apartment. Shit takes months.
>>23653892This. I'd live in a cargo container if I could put a toilet and a shower cabin in it. The lack of space doesn't bother me at all. Get a big doner once a week for the feels and that's it.
>>23653894>Eat your fruits and veggies anon...Potatoes are a veggie I thought. I also get free 10-lb bags of onions from one of my relatives. I do buy apples in bulk sometimes and keep them refrigerated. I used to work at an orchard and it bothers me seeing people leave out fruit as ornaments when it lasts so much longer in the fridge. You do need to keep them separate since they offgas ethylene. It's even better if you can get them underripe straight from the orchard, they can stay fresh all year if you really know what you're doing.
>>23653891Fair enough but what about your girl ? She may want kids some day. Also if nokid for life, ok but please get prepared for a time where able bodied white men will be of some real use, and I don't mean fake useless brotherly-conflicts in some place far away from home.
>>23653848i leech from the state since 17 years. must suck to be american. no i am not authistic or a cripple or something. i just dont want to pay taxes. no you cant do anything about it. you stop paying, i start killing.
lmao the difference between white neet here >>23653883 aka frugal spiritual comfy peaceful life and the brownoid kebab leech like >>23653901 threatening to kill white people if they want his shitskin ass out.
>>23653848i live in a actual first world country with powerlines all underground, good roads, universal healthcare that cost me 30 bucks per month (that gets me top line coverage even in usa), and i got the kind of welfare that gives me neetbux for life without working a single hour anymore. maby not a millionare but i manage since i own my own appartment. and dont pay rent. dutch cucks can pay for my welfare, and i wil buy popcorn from thier taxpayer money when they seethe about it.
>>23653848NEET here.>live at home with parentsor>get on gibbsare you retarded or something?
>>23653902not a sandnigger. not paying the taxes. you cant do shit wagies we got you by the balls.
>>23653865american 'men' get off to that
>>23653891can confirm, even here it was a pain to get here, get between 1400/1500 euros rn, not exactly much but since i dont pay rent i cant complain i guess. but to get here was a pain. but after all the bs jobs i did, glad i can put that behind me. i never had a fancy university education so i was forced to do shitskin jobs and had to deal witth shitskins... im just glad i am not forced anymore to deal with shitkins. desu that was the main problem i had with those jobs.
>>23653876you can get around that by applying to jobs that you are not qualified for.
>>23653876 yeah my last couple jobs where in warehouses. from there next step is applying for neetbux because burnout from retards in manager positions unironicly. same story here, shitskin managers that should not be managers. did not took too long before i fucked off from those places.. sandniggers should never be managers if you ask me. biggest bs i ever saw
>>23653848They get GovBucks here.
>>23653848not my problem
>>23653848I get 1800 unemployment bux a month and pay 750 in rentso I have 1050 to live off, food is 250, electricity, water ect. are an other 200so I have 600 euro of disposable "income" they are going to limit unemployment to two years so I can't stay on it forever but I'm not planning to.I just baited my last employer to fire me so I'd have an income while I went back to uni to finish my masters>Education>neEtI know but it's pretty much the same when you compare finishing a degree to doing night shifts at a port terminal
>>23653883>can't be a diagnosed retard because I have a phD
>>23653848>Can someone explain to me how the fuck a supposed “NEET” survives in the modern world with no money?Western governments are giving out free money.Their designs of replacing white people with browns has forced them to create a system of gibs that is simple and easy enough that browns can use it.As a result it will always be mind-bogglingly easy for white men who don't want to work to simply not work.
>>23653914Those systems are designed to be easy for browns to get and very difficult for (honest) whites.
>>23653915The browns all lie. If a white guys decides he doesn't want to prop them up, why wouldn't he just lie?
>>23653913I'd advise you to try getting into a western European university as a researcher or professors aid.my current contact for my thesis is a Romanian and I'm law "student" so it's not like you can't find a way even with normally national subjects of expertise.if you can get into one you could get a burnout, develop chronic back pain ect.
>>23653913>Implying retards can't get PhD nowadays
32 here, been NEETing since dropping out of high school at 17 with a few random jobs that didnt last a monthbeen living with grandparents all this time, my mom and stepdad kicked me out of the house not long after my 18th birthday and i havent spoken to my mom since then, both grandparents are dead now and it was hell taking care of them (one had alzheimers, the other had COPD) but now they are gone and its just me and my dad, he asks me about jobs a lot and reminds me that he isnt going to be around forever, mostly hes been chill about it though. i cook meals for us and help around the house.i dont know what i'll do for work, i cant see myself being a fucking wage slave for the rest of my life so i need to pull a miracle out of my ass, i'm considering streaming or something
>>23653848Neets are just poor who live at home and spend little to no.money daily. Their parents feed them.I order to gwt.money from the state you have to have a medically.proven disability and it has to be severe.No state in the world gives you money for free coz you are poor and unemployed.They will always find you employment. And it is going to be the worst kind of employment no one wants to doIf you ewduae to rake it, they five you no money.
>>23653862If you can fuck ugly bitches, you are set in life.If not you are screwed
>>23653850>pathways to neeting>Workretard
>I work so my wife and kids can neet>You work to not starve and be a tax cattle for jewsWe are not the same
>>23653848Wagie wagie get in cagie
>>23653864Did this 5 years lol it’s not worth it and it won’t last
>>23653848The NEET life isn't for everyone. If you hate being around people then you'll like it. If not, you'll get lonely very quickly.
>>23653848You idiot, neet just means you aren't formerly employed. You can still do side hustles on your own time. Sure some neets are rich enough to never have to do anything ever again but nothing is stopping you from fixing up old furniture, cutting grass, flipping shit from garage sales. You aren't formerly employed in these scenarios and still a neet but you don't have some boss telling you what to do and you can go months without doing shit. Fucking hell do none of you have a plan before you go neet mode?
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>>23653890>Frenchie wants the retards to breedSurely, that will end up just swell!
>>23653850You forgot the biggest one>be hot and awesomeI suspect it's hard for average guys, but you can still looksmax and skillmax, that's on you if you're not.
>>23653889> ask dad for money for vidya gamesYou are absolute retard. If you neet, you never pay for games.
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>>23653919Part-time is answer.
>>23653848most are still getting autism bucks for disability, become a full ward of the state. but few have rich parents that gift them money every year. and even fewer yet simply made it from investing/gambling.
>>23653848the one NEET i know doesnt have internet to safe money. They all live with their parents like leeches on here
>>23653848Food is literally free. You get the maximum amount of free food by not working. It is honestly more of a mystery how anyone in the world at all can go homeless and hungry in this country.
>>23653850You don't need rich parents, mines are not rich but I live like a monk.Btw since September I start to teach MMA in a gym nearby I just work 3 days and I do like 6 hours for week and for me are more than enough
>>23653851most of the service jobs for women. that's why jews promote feminism.
>>23653859This convinced me Europeans actually have it way too easy. What the fuck.
>>23653939>people shouldn't be allowed to enjoy life
>>23653848I am 33 years old and never worked before in my life. I can't believe half the shit wagies put up with. Yet they do. It makes me assume they aren't human.
>>23653905Based and Babaryanpilled!
>>23653929Worth case they end up swedes-like, no biggy.
>>23653848first off all rich and their children people are all NEETS. none of them do any actual work. they have no consequences when they fail. they have enough money to fail over and over again, and not give a shit.you either live with your parentsor find a trashy women who doesn't mind being a NEET also and have kid with her, and live off the government.
>>23653943worse, fuck autocorrect
>>23653848>parents own apartment buildings and several hardware stores co-managed by my sister and eldest brotherso just get lucky by having wealthy parents and responsible siblingst.30yr full time NEET
>>23653848Either:You have parents who care about your lazy ass or you work, save enough money, NEET for some time, then go back to work (like me)
>>23653860He wasn't a hobo, he was a neet. He had a jar he lived in by choice. Alexander the great once approached him and offered him anything he wanted. He told him to move so he stopped blocking the sunlight.
>>23653939Some of your murricans lack self awareness to a shocking degree. You'd swear you guys didn't just spend the past 15 years paying for healthcare, food and housing for illegal immigrants.
>>23653848Be like Spongebob instead
>23>bachelor's degree in engineering but have nothing to show for it since the faculty was shit and i cheated on all my exams to pass>missed out on part-time work/an internship because nobody ever opened a door for me because nobody gives a shit about this faculty unless you got lucky with studying under one of the two profs that actually does anything meaningful and isn't a complete sack of shit>gf found me a place to do my thesis paper at where i was basically invisible>thought i will manage to get hired and earn money for nothing working there until i got treated like shit over the summer and then put to understudy the biggest dickbag in the institute and i also got pressured for my grades because 25% of the workers are retarded women and 25% are jeets and they wanted to avoid another bad hire so i just ghosted them>doing a master's degree in "environmental physics" (a pretty bullshit degree by itself) because all other options were either soul-crushingly hard or literal dead ends>can't live as a househusband off of my parents' and my gf's money cause she has retarded spending habits and we run out of money until she begs her parents for more>my six options are seismology, meteorology, some retard water purification job, cold calling the kind old german man who i did my thesis with to ask for work outside the institute (i bullshitted myself through writing it and at this point i have absolutely no physics or engineering knowledge), journalism/broadcasting through a friend or weather forecasts through a professor>first 4 options have basically no chance of success or even getting my foot in the door and the final 2 imply an hour drive to wagecucking each daydo i just start trading steam items or learn video editing?
>>23656196You sound pretty smart. I bet you could be a good criminal.
I went to war and wrote a book about it thinking it would cure the NEET but after release I got accepted into polytechnic without the book having even been mentioned and it was all for nothing lmao
>>23653848the majority of us get some sort of disability or social security payments.
i just beat up people and take away their money and scam the elderly since i live in a tiny northern town where a police force is basically nonexistent
>>23653860Hobos work.Besides, Diogenes was not a bum either.
>>23656196Manage your wife's finances / do buys for her, like a butler. It'll be better than a job and she can still beg her parents for more money if you isolate the financial problems to, "no wifey, this one particular thing is just not possible", then she goes to them for that.
