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Guys, Atlas isn't just a rock. Idk what it is, but it's not a rock. We're about to turn a corner and I don't think any of us are ready for it. Some things came out today that 99% confirm there is something up with this thing that isn't normal. They are thinking it may release something in the atmosphere of Jupiter if it hasn't already. Then, today, they see something gree ln in the atmosphere of Jupiter moving at breakneck speeds and making impossible maneuvers. What the fuck is going on? No one knows! Space agencies all over the WORLD are shuttering, closing up shop. What do they know that we don't?! Something momentous may happen on December 19, keep your peepers peeled and be ready
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>>23658968
>Guys, Atlas isn't just a rock.
it's a boulder. a big beautiful boulder. the pioneers used to ride those babies for lightyears
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>>23658969
I was inclined to believe that too until the shit with Jupiter. It's just extremely improbable, how it's going to line up in Jupiter's orbit. it's almost a perfect spot to invade our solar system. I'm not joking. It's less than a1% chance that this was accidental. It looks directed, almost mechanically directed. This should terrify us. One of the few things that could reach us? A fucking machine
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>>23658968
b

It's a fucking ROCK you kike hysteria builder. Go fuck off over there somewhere. Anywhere but here.
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>>23658970
Your ass needs to be invaded by a BBC nigger dick

Spiced
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>>23658971
I want to believe that too, honestly I do. The alternative is terrifying to think about but that's exactly what all hands are pointing to, all of them. Deny the evidence all you want, it doesn't change the evidence. Also, the fucking mods are going over every post about this with a fine toothed comb. Ask yourself why would they do that? WHY
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>>23658972
Why so hostile huh. Why, oh why. Lmao. Show hand
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>>23658968
Gay. Is it broadcasting in any spectra? It's a nothingburger.
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>>23658975
I didn't think it is and why would it, if stealthily invading a solar system was it's aim? It's so fucking big but we're lucky we detected it at all. It was a moving blip among trillions of other blips
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>>23658976
can you explain everything you know about it so far, anon? Whats your overarching theory as of now?
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>>23658968
Be ready to do what
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>>23658968
3iATLAS is clearly from Uranus.
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Avi Loeb is really growing on me. I really don't see the harm in fostering an alternative view, unless you want to set the precedent, that you should never question the establishment. comet shills can go kick rocks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E3dNXDd4Ks
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>>23658968
HOLY SHIT!!! 3I/ATLAS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!!
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>>23658977
It's huge. It had anomalous movements and then today, it was explained in another thread, how it could be targeting Jupiter for something. What, we have no idea. Theory is, to establish a base in this solar system and where it would be, just terrified me. It's in a perfect spot in the orbit of Jupiter to pull this off easily. I mean perfect literally. It cannot be by random chance. Ask the things leading up to this could be explained by random chance, yes. Improbable but not impossible. Now, it may be doing something that frankly would be impossible unless it was directed, somehow. Directed how? By something mechanical. It's the only thing that makes sense at this point and the more proof of this that comes out, it will be irrefutable that this indeed is more than a mere rock. I have no idea what it could be but it seems more and more like something a machine would do and it sounds crazy af but it's the simplest answer so far. It being so big means it *could* be something that was made to sustain organic life over billions of years but I just an not sure how feasible that actually is. With all the space agencies suddenly shuttering all over the WORLD, it should be obvious to everyone, this is nothing normal we've ever encountered in the modern age, anyway. It could be the ancient ship that seeded us for all we know. I didn't believe in aliens for a long time because we are in the boonies, cosmically speaking but that doesn't mean we can't be found. You have to think, billions of years passed before humans were even a thing. There's really no telling what's out there. There could have been a dozen intelligent species in our galaxy alone ( a conservative estimate btw) but they all died off before we came around. That doesn't mean the remnants of their civilization isn't still around. I mean, we have a satellite out there, almost one light day away from us. It makes sense that if there were other civilizations out there, they could do the exact same thing
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>>23658978
Get ready to live off the grid because you will be forced to. Get 8 gallons of water for every member of your family and that's just drinking water for a couple of weeks. I would arm myself with at least one handgun, one high powered rifle, and one shotgun. Food, I'm not sure but you're gonna need a lot. Every one of our modern systems, every single one, will unravel before 7 days is up. We will be fighting over a loaf of bread, no joke
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>>23658983
>.
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>>23658968
People are going to shit a purple twinkie when it swings around Jupiter and parks.
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>>23658968
intercept it with some kind of craft before it reaches Jupiter?
Once in a lifetime chance to use those advances in astrophysics. Instead they use the funding to spread AI generated fear across multiple platforms.
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>>23658982
Hey anon thanks for this, so I’ve been trying to follow the threads on X but I’m out of the loop. Could you provide sources for some of this? I know nasa because of the shutdown but I couldn’t find anything about the Russian or Chinese space agencies being currently shuttered. And it setting up shop at Jupiter is a perfect attack angle why?
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>>23658983
2 more weeks. I’ll be ready.
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>>23658968
Alien mothership that has been loitering outside your detectable observable range for a while and then decided to cosplay as a comet recently.

Getting a muted reaction so far to this on the ground.

I’d wager the biggest freak outs and melt downs have actually been among some of NATO intel agencies and militaries.

More so than the general 1st world public which is mostly disengaged, busy with grinding the Econ socioeconomic status rat race, or their own hobbies.

As for the alien enthusiasts and anyone who would be curious in this they’re already excited as it is and eagerly waiting for more obs data.
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>>23658968
>310x163
You absolute nigger
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>>23658970
>muh djoopidor
>no links no nothing
And you wonder why you have no friends.
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>>23658969
>big beautiful boulder
Look, folks, let me tell you, nobody knows more about boulders than I do. I’ve been around the best boulders. The biggest boulders. We’ve got the best boulders, believe me. Everybody’s talking about it.

You’ve got some people out there, they try to tell you, oh, this place has great boulders, that place has good boulders. But let me tell you, they don’t know boulders like I do. They really don’t. The people who say that are the same people who think rocks are just rocks. They're wrong. I know boulders. I know them better than anyone.

Look at this one, this is a tremendous boulder. A huge boulder. It’s fantastic. Some people would call it a “rock.” Wrong! This is a boulder. A perfect, beautiful boulder. Big, bold, and strong. The best boulder you’ll ever see. And we’ve got more, a lot more, folks. I mean, you can’t even imagine.
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>>23658968
TWO MORE INTERSTELLAR OBJECTS
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>>23658968
It’s not a fucket comet. Anyone parroting that is just playing safe than being sorry because the astrophysics community is brutal and very judgmental about being incorrect in your papers when challenging the status quo.

Comets don’t do anti tails or have multiple thrusters jets or whatever they called them at once, which are obvious maneuvering thruster firings.

The moment that pic dropped with multiple focus jets firing at once most astronomers worth their phd creds knew it was no comment because that alone violates several basic physics laws such as conservation of energy, thermodynamics specific ones, and also conservation of angular momentum.

This is not my current area of expertise.

But basically if it was a comment and its surface water plus some gas started to evap due to close proximity to the sun you’d see a more uniform distribution and also shape to the one main comet tail. Not many focused tails that have narrow diameter thickness

If I knew what this was, I’d wager it’s actually using advanced EMF manipulation tech to use single plasma thruster and redirecting its output to multiple points along the ship exterior where they’re further blasted off with mater accelerator emitters plus electromagnetic fields which the emf ones act at equal and opposite forces to propel the ship into certain directions.

For you dumber people, look into covenant plasma weapons and how they guided them.

That’s all I’ll give you
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>>23658994
> This is not my current area of expertise.
Astronomy and comets.
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>>23658968
I LOVE BLUE BEANS AND CIA NARRATIVES!!!!!!!!
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>>23658977
So here's the deal: objects within the gravitational field of another object have what is called a Hill radius in which the gravitational field of the smaller object dominates over the gravitational force of the larger object around which it rotates. 3I/Atlas wasn't projected to cross the Jupiter Hill radius originally, but new observations post perihelion show that it now will just eke inside it (after offgassing jet events). This positions it in a way that it minimally interacts with the gravity field of Jupiter while allowing it to eject mass that will be gravitationally bound to Jupiter.

For example, the main object will not lose too much energy passing through, but would be able to release probes or otherwise purposeful craft that will remain within the solar system at the planetary center of mass.
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Blue Beam just in time for the 250th anniversary
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>>23658968
It’s a rogue planet core retard. Take this shit to
>>/x/
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>>23658968
>today, they see something gree ln in the atmosphere of Jupiter moving at breakneck speed

Qrd, I've been with relatives this whole weekend & missed everything what's it do now?
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>>23659000
Something flew over your house, we're not sure what
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>>23658968
wow thats so cool so what about the epstein files
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>>23658968
it is not just a rock, therre's volatiles as well
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The problem mutts have when coming to terms with the idea that aliens are in our solar system, is that their brains are so saturated with toxic corn syrup that they can only think from the point of view of themselves or what has been consumed from Hollywood. It may come as a shock, but a space travelling civilisation my think Jupiter is the most interesting thing in the solar system and not the toxic blue rock swarming with dumb ants called humans.
>muh lmao invasion
We are literally not that interesting or of use to anything outside of our own bubble. They’ll take whatever raw materials they want from un-infected planets, leave and refuse to elaborate.
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>>23659004
Jupiter is a gas giant. There is a massive layer of gases and has no solid surface. Why would anyone go there?
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>>23659005
no indians
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>>23659005
A resource(s) it needs to fuel it's journey, I would suspect
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>>23659004
they're obviously coming to earth you fucking shill
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>>23658969
Lol you butchered this SpongeBob quote in such a humorous way
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>they are thinking
they = retards on 4chan
wa000ww
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>>23658968
kek, so it'll be ayys again?
candice's revelation of the us government being okay with her assassination, as well as greenlit charlie kirk's seems to have rattled you kikes and glowies a lot kek
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>>23658994
its a type of comet weve never seen our whopping 50 years of being able to see such a thing
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>>23658968

Fuck off space niggers, we're full.
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>>23658994
hello
i've been an amateur astronomer for 40 years
this is a comet
but, if you want to kill yourself and board the alien spacecraft hiding behind it like muh heaven's gate cult did when they were convinced of the exact same tripe about hale-bopp, feel free
here's a helpful link: https://www.heavensgate.com/
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>>23658992
Kek. Did you just make this up
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>>23658970
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>>23658968
>>23658970
Who gives a shit anymore. It's well on its way away from us now. We don't have evidence of anything other than rock or ice traveling through the cosmos to suggest it could be anything other than a rock. it's a just rock until proven otherwise.


This is only the 3rd interstellar object that we've tracked, that's been detected and capable of being tracked... for how long now? Yeah, not so long. Who's to say how often these object go by our little 'neighborhood'. Shit's just another gay ass rock. Who gives a fuck what (Israeli) Harvard Professor Avi Loeb has to say.
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>>23658982
Did you know we nuked Jupiter?
https://youtu.be/wnuBcCwN4cc
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>>23658996
How do they fake something even amateur astronomers can see all the way out in space?
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>>23659016
may we see the 'decoding' process?
there doesn't look like that much data in the circle to encode that many words
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>>23659017
Think of it like coffee. The coffee you're used to is going to be very different from different beans you get out of town, but it's all still coffee.
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It's a rock until proven otherwise and no, conspiracy theories are not facts.
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>>23659004
>Determining what aliens definitely think based on what they may think
Uhhhh k
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>>23658970
Okay, let's think about this logically.

If it's only a 1% chance of this particular orientation happen, and we have seen a total of 3 within the last few years, but within the entirety of the time we have been searching, it's been 50~ish years, right?

So 1/3 of the 'rare' comets that we 'never' see, has this 1% chance.


That to me indicates that it is more likely there are more of these comets outside of the observable area from our telescopes at present.

So, it could just be that our math is off due to making assumptions that there are less comets, or loose pieces of mass out there that we are presently going through as we travel around our supermassive black hole in the center.
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>>23658969
fucking kek
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>>23659011
I'm neither a Jew or a spook. I'm a regular ass old man living in Kentucky
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>>23659017
It entered our solar system on the exact same plane as us, highly improbable to begin with and then, exhibited behavior that flies right in the face of everything we thought we knew about interstellar objects. If there was a maggot in your food, you would assume a fly laid an egg in your food and not some fly monster that's it to get you. One is highly likely and the other is psycho nonsense. Figure it out. Or don't. I don't really care at this point
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>>23659024
It's not even a 1% chance at this point though. It's not even. 001%. It's much less than that. I'll do the math.
Ok here's the shitshow they are not telling us. It's a 1 in 608281864034267560872252163321295376887552831379210240000000000 chance that this happened randomly. Now that's even a conservative estimate. Try 3x less likely than that and you'll start to realize something is very, very off with this mere rock. My Internet went down for two hours after posting my original post. The govt is reading everything we say here. WHY. Ask yourself WHY would they do that
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>>23658968
>it's braking
>ok, it's not braking, but it's going to do a 3 point turn behind the sun
>ok, it's still on the exact course you'd expect a comet to take, but something is definitely going to happen at it's closest pass to earth
>ok, it's closest pass to earth millions of kms and more than 1 AU, but it's definitely happening!!!!
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>>23658968
If I still have to go to work tomorrow then it's a nothingburger.
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>>23659029
What is it about it's a "1 in 608281864034267560872252163321295376887552831379210240000000000 chance that this happened randomly" that you don't fucking understand. That number is so big that it looks like I typed a bunch of shit in randomly but I didn't. How it entered our solar system was weird enough but how is acted since then is clearly INTENT.
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>>23659028
Can I see your math
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>>23659032
Take every angle a comet could enter our solar system. Now multiply that by 2 then that by 3 and so on until you get to 50 but more realistically it would be more akin to 150 which is a number so large that it proves this wasn't random or accidental. Whatever this thing is, it came with a purpose. This is predicated on if it's somehow interested in Jupiter and from what we've seen, it IS. That's terrifying to me because it literally proves there is intent behind this all. Intent of who or what, we just don't know. They or it could be time travelers for all we know and for all intents and purposes, they are so idk at this point. I hope it exits and never comes back. That is the single best outcome here. Anything else is chilling
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The entire OP reads like a trans literal gif of that truck about to hit the pole with the jump-cuts being the sentences constantly reiterating what’s being said synonimically.

Oh right, it’s bait.
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>>23659034
Math doesn't care. Believe it's bait. Don't believe it's bait. It is about to become really apparent what this thing is no matter what you or I or anyone says. There are none so blind as those who will not see
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>>23659031
The part where you're a delusional faggot who believes made up numbers by grifters.
Every actual astronomer doesn't give a shit about this, just aliums youtube conmen making shit up.
>t. physicist
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>>23658992
I love you
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>>23659028
Such mastery over, such large numbers, these would've taken me years to calculate. You must be right. How do we prepare, wise one?
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>>23659036
I came up with that number myself and I could care less about aliens. This isn't an alien but it probably is some kind of machine. A machine for what should petrify you but it doesn't which means you're a classifiable moron
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>>23659038
It took me about 60 seconds and that's all it would take you, if you could stop being an insufferable faggot for 5 consecutive seconds in your life. Literally everything humans worry about could be evaporated in less than two months and there's not a goddamn thing anyone can do about it
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>>23658992
Many such cases.
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>>23658968
sounds like a you problem
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>>23658970
It's retrograde. You don't invade shit if you enter a system retrograde. You can't even stop.
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>>23659042
It's about to be an everybody problem
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>>23659043
Unless it has the power to stop itself and everyday, more and more, that's looking to be exactly the case. I couldn't make this shit up if I wanted to
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>>23658968
You sound retarded and gay.
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>>23659042
Lucky triples confirm.
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>>23659046
You should cry about it on 4chan
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>>23658968
David Grusch worked for Special Technical Operations (STO) J-33 (patch in picrel). This fact was omitted in his CV submitted to Congress.

>J-33 is the highest echelon military entity dedicated to offensive INFORMATION WARFARE. It supports the CIA and NSA in their operational missions, such as hacking, concealment, and DECEPTION.
>J-33's operations branch controls the Special Technical Operations Center within the Pentagon. The center is the most secure facility within the U.S. military. Dozens of special access (or "black") programs are monitored at the center. These include the United States's own hacking activities, STRATEGIC PSYCHOLOGICAL, CONCEALMENT AND DECEPTION operations.

However, in his CV ( https://docs.house.gov/meetings/GO/GO06/20230726/116282/HHRG-118-GO06-Bio-GruschD-20230726.pdf ) you can see that he's ALSO been a commanding officer of the 318th Cyberoperations Information Warfare Center until just one year ago:

>The squadron conducts training on cyberspace operations, including operational security and DECEPTION at both the initial and advanced level.

These Pentagon Information Warfare programs have been waging meme war through social media and, as you know, 4chan, for years:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2022/09/19/pentagon-psychological-operations-facebook-twitter/

https://youtu.be/UTLHmbbI8ik

QRD: Grusch 100% confirmed psyop disinfo glowie. You've probably called him a glowfag before on this very board

>now behold the glowfag seething ITT
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>>23658968
It's only getting further away. It's a fucking broken rock. Only jew enablers are saying otherwise
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>>23658968
>Guys, Atlas isn't just a rock
it's a piece of shit that a giant ayy leviathan pooped out a gorillion years ago
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>>23659036
>Astronomers don't care about anomalous interstellar objects in our solar system, the 3rd of which we have ever seen, with remarkable differences from the first two
What DO astronomers care about then kek
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>>23658968
HOT SCHIZO TAKE:

>we are due for another planetwide human extinction, but we delayed it/canceled it because we booby trapped the whole fucking planet with 100,000 nukes
>the AYYYS cant fucking touch is, or else we start pressing the red fucking FUCK YOU button and take the planet with us

YOU CANT PROVE ME WRONG.
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>>23659050
It is coming within 19 million miles of us. The moon is 238, 900 miles away for reference. It's getting closer than I'd like for a 33 billion ton rock and I'm not the only one that feels this way
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>>23659053
>the AYYYS cant fucking touch us*
sorry still drunk from yesterday.
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the new Mars pictures are baffling, what is this
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>>23659053
These nukes are pointed at ourselves tho and nothing towards space in any real capacity. Why would they be when 33% if the population don't even believe in space to begin with
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>>23658968
that object wormwood
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>>23658968
Alien fags do not understand something, interstellar travelling is not worth for any other species and no matter how advanced your technology you won't be spared by the consequences of the time dilation

>>23659016
Ain't no alien coming from centuries long of just sending a message back to their planet just to draw lines into the crops of a less evolved species
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>>23659058
There will be an impact, and a third of the earth becomes wormwood; subsequently people will become like the former people.
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And the governments of Earth aren't even preparing for an invasion of assorts whatsoever. It tells you that your governments are fucking stupid as fucking shit.
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>>23659060
I have had several dreams of this thing hiting earth, maybe it's just because of all these threads, but they have all been very vivid
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>>23658992
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN—FOLKS, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT ROCKS AND BOULDERS—BEAUTIFUL, STRONG, LIKE OUR COUNTRY!

You know, people ask me all the time—‘Mr. President, what’s the difference between a rock and a boulder?’—and I say, ‘It’s very simple, folks, very simple.’

A rock—tremendous rock, very nice—it’s small, it’s manageable, you can pick it up, throw it, maybe even skip it across a lake—very low energy, folks, very low energy. Some people like rocks, and that’s fine, but let’s be honest—they’re not winners.

Now, a boulder—oh, the boulders!—these are the big league stones. HUGE. Massive. You can’t just pick up a boulder—nobody can! You need strength, power, maybe a crane—very expensive cranes, by the way, the best cranes. Boulders are unstoppable, just like our economy was before the radical left took over—disaster!

Some weak people—very weak—they’ll say, ‘Oh, a boulder is just a big rock.’ WRONG! A boulder is dominant. It commands respect. When a boulder rolls down a hill—BOOM!—nothing stops it. Just like when I was president—nobody stopped us! We had the **best boulders—tremendous boulders—**the likes of which this country has never seen!

And let me tell you, the fake news media—they hate boulders. They want you to think a little pebble is just as good. Pathetic! But we know the truth: America was built on boulders—strong, unmovable, WINNING boulders!

So remember, folks: Rocks? Small. Boulders? YUGE. And if you want to MAKE GEOLOGY GREAT AGAIN, you’ve got to THINK BIG—LIKE A BOULDER!

THANK YOU, GOD BLESS YOU, AND GOD BLESS THE BOULDERS!"
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>>23659057
>These nukes are pointed at ourselves tho and nothing towards space in any real capacity.
yes thats the point.
the ayyyys come to take our shit, and we blow up the whole fucking planet.

ANOTHER HOT SCHIZO TAKE:
thats already what happened to Mars - its atmosphere is infested with insane quantities of Xenon-129, a by-product of nuclear detonations.
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>>23658968
cringe. it's a rock, faggot. consult the graph and take your meds
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>>23659064
We would be that stupid
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>>23658970
>This should terrify us
I don't have time for that shit.
Can you be double terrified so that I don't have to? Please
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>>23659065
You first, bitch. Things never happen until they do. Charlie Kirk sure as fuck happened. 911 sure as fuck happened. Try rubbing two brain cells together before you hit the post button
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>>23659067
Only if you continue being an obtuse faggot and you have to promise
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>>23659068
charlie wasn't a happening. he's back in pissrael together with epstein
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>>23659066
the ayyys actually tried to disarm our nukes, few very famous cases from the Cold War times.

ayyyy orbs hovered over soviet and american launch sites and tried to disarm them.

both ussr and america didnt blame each other for the "attack" because they knew it was the ayyyys.


crazy shit, and actually real.
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The whole concept of space is fake. It's a satanic trick to keep goyim under control
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>>23659069
That's my natural state so I don't even need to promise
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https://www.ecoticias.com/en/nasa-mysterious-green-glow-on-jupiter/23426/
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>>23659070
You're an absolute moron
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>>23659071
AYYYYYYYYYY
lmao
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>>23658968
I am only interested, if it's female Says invading my private parts.
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>>23659071
It's bullshit, but I believe you
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>>23659074
That article suggests the image was captured 5yrs ago. Only releasing it now is sus.
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>>23659040
And yet here you are seething about it on an anonymous image board.
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I hate UFO turds and sci fi-academia BS. But this thing, a scintillating light was hovering in high winds over a friends land a few days ago and he filmed it, it hovered for about an hour heavily …scintillating is the only way i can describe it, then moved off. He’s sent me the video.
It’s weird but it doesn’t mean
>so therefore trek is reality
could more likely be somebody fucking about.
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>>23658968
Rescue operation
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>>23658978
Kiss yer ass goodbye
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>>23659056
Looks like NASA used Fiverr to get a pajeet to do that photoshop
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>>23658994
>>23658968
"no comment" isn't worth shit. scientists are pussies. say what it is, a spacecraft.
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I have a friend that smokes a lot of weed and will say shit like this. He doesn’t even believe the theories but will always have an opinion contrary to public narrative. I mean I usually do too but feel like you should have some kind of a nothingburger-filter. Like, this is certainly nothing and he feels the same way but he’ll spend hours writing shit up here or talking about some YouTube video he saw instead of doing anything productive and it pisses me off. He at least admits when he falls for outright hoaxes but it’s like basic logic fails him.
>”yeah secret tunnels between military bases for Mach 2 travel like how Elon is trying to do, in fact it came out that Elon almost wrecked one of their tunnels”
Okay assuming that’s true and Elon just happened to be digging near enough to the tunnel - isn’t is safe to assume that the government would be way ahead of that and have some paid representative/regulator saying “oh can’t dig here, EPA protected sorry” or some shit? I think desperately wanting something like this to be true makes you look like a loser with nothing going on. Save the effort for real shit like pizzagate. Even 9/11 is more worth your time
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>>23658973
>Deny the evidence all you want
You mean the evidence from Twitter jeets and random assholes on Youtube?
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>>23658968
It is really not a comet. I don't even know why the US government insists on this. Anyone with half a brain knows it is not a comet. You don't even need pro-equipment or data anymore to see it, this thing is a device. You can buy a 700 dollars I don't know what it is doing, why it has entered in the plane of the ecliptic (this should have been the ultimate red flag. I mean, what are the FUCKING odds), why our spectroscopic data show so little iron, how it can be so heavy and still maneuver itself.

It is also not leaving. This was from day 2 not a comet for me. Bug people feel the need to live in a world devoid, where their liberal progressive ideology has mastered all of mankind.

>t. astronomist doctorate student paid to do fuck all
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Honestly anything is an improvement given the current state of things, i'd rather be subservient to space niggers than jews
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What about the aliens already here that hang out in the ocean? Wouldn't The Space Gambinos be muscling in on their territory?
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>>23659056
GOL!!!!!!
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>>23658970
maybe its going to europa
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It's going to turn out to be a monolith.

The gorrillions of them will propagate on Jupiter and ignite it into a sun. And the aliens that made the monolith will tell us to keep away from Europa.
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>>23659091
we know nothing about them because they refuse to make project bluebook season 2 and left it all on a vague cliffhanger about Antarctica which you're not allowed to visit. they may aswell have told us nothing.
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>>23659005
That's wrong though. They realized there is a planet inside last week.

Rolling for Nibiru emerging from within Jupiter after ATLAS drops off the plug
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>>23659079
pretty sure it's at least a yar old, I've seen this picture before
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>That's wrong though. They realized there is a planet inside last week.
You're going to look up the article where you read that, realize they were talking about the composition of Jupiter's metallic core, then not respond to this post out of shame.
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>>23658968
It's a rock.
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>>23658968
Shut up faggot, I'd say kys, but you did not redditspace
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Fuck off space niggers we're full
You can hang out on the Moon if you want, we're not using it right now
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>>23658968
they allready showed us what it is. its like a flower and will open up when its near earth and rain down drones that will go to the ley lines and disturb the magnetic field of earth and we cant fight off these drones because were retarded animals that want to feed brown people instead of evolving.

its over and this is good, humanity is a failed experiment. everybody is a retard.
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Earthlings we are coming to exterminate the niggers and other sub-humans. You will thank us later. Atlas
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>>23658968
Oh, we're doing this, huh?
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>>23658986
absolutely zero sources on these jupiter shit. chatgpt thread
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>>23659022
It came from somewhere else and has some odd properties.
Now its going to somewhere else and that's that.
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>>23659033
No it did not come on puepose.
Its literally a cosmic happenstance.
We are moving at 520k a second. We are absolutely bound to sweep up a few rocks here and there. The universe is filled with them and we are truckin through space.
Its just a rock and our paths crossed real fast.
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>>23658968
>December 19
what's special about that date?
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>>23659098
how can it have a metal core if its not solid, also everything hits it an nothing comes out.. so its full of mass. Youre shitty instruments are just blind, tis all, bout gass giants, kek.
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>>23659109
>implying anything is a gas at the pressures present at jupiter's core
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>>23658968
It's the aliens from Ace Combat 7
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>Once in a lifetime
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>>23658983
It's going to happen one way or another, no getting around it. If it's not aliens, it'll be an EMP/Solar Flare/WW3 type of situation. Everything is all moving towards a global mass happening.
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>>23659106
Seeing as it's from another star system, it's technically "alien" but not in the way that people want it to be.
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3I/Atlas going to Jupiter isn't unusual. Jupiter has massive gravity and it pulls in a lot of material from space. Atlas was moving so fast I thought it might pass right through but if it hits Jupiter I bet there will be a cool show like when some meteors hit Mars many years back and we got some cool photo's of it.
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>>23658968
released something on jupiter? someone fucked up earth's coordinates big time
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>>23658968
I think nothing ever happens and whatever this thing is it isn't interested in us in the slightest. I mean, I don't think it's a comet either, but it will go away in 2 months like Omanuma, so what's the point?
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>>23659082
>ride for miles
>ride for hours
Either works in his sentence
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>>23658968
The aliens are coming to invade Uranus
You'll love it
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>>23658968
Do you think if it is a "alien" ship disguised as a comet, that there would actually be intelligent species and not their probes (robot alike)
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>>23659119
UR ANUS!!!
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>>23658977
The leading theory is that the jews need something to distract the goyim from the Epstein debacle.
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>>23658976
>stealthily invading a solar system was it's aim
well then just how intelligent could it be if it massively failed its primary objective?
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>>23659123
How did they even find this planet?
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>>23659014
These guys will respond to you btw
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>>23659075
The magic comet is going to resurrect Charlie.
Don't worry bro.
It's probably in the script or something.
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>>23658997
Bros, just a friendly reminder to screen cap any supposedly "credible" people (so called scientists, etc) you see out there insisting Atlas is a rock. These sort of caps will age very well next April when we learn it isn't a rock and that NASA had known about it for quite some time. Picrel.

At this point I dare say it's as obvious that we are being lied to as it was during covid. Like you have to be a special kind of stupid to genuinely believe 100% Atlas is a rock. The shilling around here is laughable because it's clear none of the shills are genuine in their belief.
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>>23658968
nothing wll happen
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>>23658968
Just a rock, bro.
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the only thing that matters is if it's coming to earth or not. if it's just flying by than it doesn't matter what it is.
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>>23659040
If there isn’t anything we can do about it, what good is there is screeching and kvetching and being “petrified” as you say? If nothing can be done, then simply do nothing and let what will be, be. You’re hysterics won’t change anything, so what is the point of even making this thread?
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>>23659054
I thought it had long gone by us and is leaving the solar system
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Ah, bant, where threads go to die. I don't think this is aliens but I also don't think we know what the fuck it actually is so as far as we know, it's some kind of machine. The disinfo shilling is very telling. It's the most unusual rock that we've ever witnessed. That may mean something. It may mean nothing. If it is a machine, I didn't think it's here for us but the sheer implications of that would destabilize the planet. Religions would change, albeit slowly. True, in a few months no one will care about this rock but when it reappears, expect sthtf

Ah and now I'm banned. Go figure
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bread & circus thread
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>>23659557
>Ah and now I'm banned. Go figure
rip
good luck anon
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>>23659589
I have ways around it or I wouldn't still be posting. What kills me is what they banned me for which is entirely untrue but it's whatever
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>>23659587
Believe. Don't. The data is irrefutable at this point, no matter how far up your ass your head is
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