THE CAT GIRL QTS OF /FTL/ CHAT (Edition!)>NEWS-- Season 5 applications are live if you want to waste your time!-- Retarded niggas are still buying TTS on the site!-- Nigga Nina and Taylor are good women chat.-- Klaus is Kewl. He's a Kool Klaus chat.-- J*n is going to dress up like RAPE MAN next time he takes the train in OSAKA I think chat (IT'S DANG-A-LANG TIME! BOOM SHAKA-LAKA!)>Watch here:https://www.fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videoshttps://x.com/fishtankislivePrevious: >>23705651
I just hope that Betty has a wonderful day
>>23706764>4 secondsis that a new record ¢hαт?
>>23706763
>>23706767I am fueled by my love of Betty posting. I will not be stopped
>>23706783I am bad at SHMUPS but they are pretty fun ¢hαт (the best ones are on the Saturn and Dreamcast I think ¢hαт)
Cryokeen post please reply
>doesn't reply
I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day
Are you getting into shmups again Klaus? Weirdly i was thinking the same i found my old arcade stick and was thinking about either playing smhups or beat em ups.
>>23706798ya I still have my copy of IKARUGA for gamecube with the goofy IGN review quote on the cover somewhere I think ¢hαт
>>23706802>work as hard as you can right now to capitalize off the hype from the show
>>23706804That's actually an understated American cover in all seriousness bar the ign quote. Usually the American covers were more bombastic and garish.
>>23706807>fishcon 2024
>>23706809yeah the art work is really good but the quote kind of ruins the aesthetic lol ¢hαт this was the JP and PAL cover I think ¢hαт
>>23706807Yip that's good ole TJ got paid more than the S1 cast and even got paid 5k for winning the spin off Powtank for 3 days of work.
>>23706814I know it just sucks that only the women can get clout from the show apparently ¢hαт
do you do before you think? like it is easier to think about possible outcome and consequences of something that happened? like after you do something you free your computing units in your brain and with a bit of fear start thinking about consequences of your doing?
>>23706810Letty looks so tiny smol in this pic ¢hαт
>>23706817Yeah on the plus he does not need to deal with fishtank fans they suck they are the worst.
>>23706818I just try not to worry about it usually ¢hαт
the internet LEGEND known as hack_blastard
>>23706818I don't think about anything i type shit and i post if i start caring about things, it sure as fuck would not be here.
Hows everyone's mornings? Someone misplaced a bunch of slides in my lab so i get to go on an shitty easter egg hunt all day
>>23706802
>>23706828There's snow everywhere now and it annoys me ¢hαт
I hate snow ¢hαт
>>23706831he’s talking about his employees
>>23706831This is called projection
>GREEN DICK is better than BLUE DICK
anyway(s) what was in your missing slides ¢hαт?
>>23706831>Nobody wins>You all losedamn Jet was really upset about that Ellie wellness check video getting put on YouTube huh ¢hαт?
>>23706831He did not, in fact, have a "new crowd coming"
I've seen Jets mums holes mibbey he should wind it back a bit
common brookiebabe420 w
>>23706906>your
>>23706906Brookie cucked
That has to be the next rk9 type live crash out with somebody bringing up Joopy or his crackwhore mum. The dick riders are way too lenient.
>>23706911Being a fishtank crashout hoe yet having nothing to do with fishtank is a solid achievement
>>23706918she's the coolest person on discord
>>23706911goofy ahh hoe
>>23706831Pot calling the kettle black
>>23706919>discordIm happy to say the only time I've used it was to talk to my mate while we played resi 5 and 6.
>>23706925i believe her
>>23706906>mints
>>23706767Who’s this qt goth mommy ¢hαт?
>>23706831>new crowd ready to hop on>2 months ago
>>23706925This place could use some more lightheartedness, hopefully, she ends up homeless or something
>>23706925What happened?
>>23706802>you now remember the embarrassing puff piece in that hipster magazine about how everyone who was on fishtank started sucessful online careers afterwards and how jon was going to become a politician
>>23706936stalker nontent yawn
Dude niggerloverhiterfan63 jumped off a bridge ebin
>>23706937
>>23706931Her name is vampa.brat I think ¢hαт
>>23706940Did one of her simps felt her ¢hαт?
>>23706941>pubes
>>23706937That was just a copypasta meme it wasn't a real article I don't think ¢hαт
>>23706946Thanks ¢hαт you think vamp goth mommy is a klauser ¢hαт?
>>23706937thiel funded magazine
>>23706909for some reason it's always the zoomers that can't figure out the difference between your and you're apparently ¢hαт
>>23706964yes ¢hαт she's a klausette I think ¢hαт
>>23706833Kuddles with klausy in the kold ¢hαт
>>23706967That’s based ¢hαт stay winning ¢hαт
>>23706965>In the "make-it-till-you-fake-it" mercurial landscape of online culture wars there are few with the longevity of Sam Hyde and his posse, Million Dollar Extreme, and his cadre of supporters.>"We thought we were toast there for a second, but it's like reacting to an oil spill and learning to surf on it," Sam confided to us in the second floor office of a Rhode Island warehouse. It used to be a storage facility for Frito-Lay inventory but now is MDE'S facility for producing entertainment.>"Downstairs we have green screens and Jet's workshop. There's also some leftovers from the previous owner's stock of goods which can really help us when we are in a Crunch and need a crunch.">Sam lets out a bemused smirk upon making such a childish pun. The old Sam would have never been caught making such an innocuously frivolous sentiment. Everything was much more serious eight years ago.>"We had a show, and I... I went a little quixotic in my messaging. The people giving us a platform got cold feet and pulled the plug. I lost a lot of friends and opportunities. Chuck wouldn't talk to me for years... He went to the Orient.">Sam looks away, wistfully, out through the windows that cover the entire wall of the office facing the street.>"People still bring up awkward stuff I did back then. Stuff with chicks. Politics. I learned at this point to just stop caring. I started focusing more on the kids, the young men and boys who need my guidance. I even brought a few on to my team. And we're elevating others beyond that. Setting up their own streaming careers, getting them to lose weight, and one kid is even running for his town's City Council. That kid... he might yet have a future.">He stands up, turns around and does a slow-motion punch at one of their graphics workstations. Then he says,>"Enough of this sentimental bullshit. Come with me downstairs to meet the rest of the crew in Jet's Workshop."
>>23706945Jon caught viewbotting!
>>23706971this wasnt the real article
>>23706945enchilada status?
>>23706828Lab update. Found the slides. Crisis averted
>>23706968>>23706969thanks you too ¢hαт!
>>23706978what were in the slides?
>>23706974Are you talking about this one ¢hαт?
>>23706971real
>Don Jolly
>>23706982>if i wasn't doing comedy, i'd be out in the street burning cars right nowhe probably would've killed himself in syria or something doe
>>23706989hes a trust fund kid, dont believe his lies
>>23706802Did he change? Or just reveal his true nature?
>>23706990i don't think charl's is
>>23706993you've fallen for his tricknology
>>23706993How about you make your new name “childguy” or “kidguy” freak
i think the charlie kirk thing killed sam's career he feels omega irrelevant right now
>>23706985Is he mentioned in this novel?
>>23706985Who is don jolly ¢hαт
>>23706995woah, where's this coming from buddy?
When Jon becomes the US president in 30 years he'll finally be able to put his arch nemesis Jet Neptune behind bars I think ¢hαт
>>23706996Uhh maybe it's because he has not made any laugh in about half a decade or longer.
>>23706999You gave me a bad grade, now Rate My Professor will know you’re a pedophile. Good luck!
>>23706997>>23706998He wrote that article for PENTHOUSE I think ¢hαт>>23706982
>>23707005Why was his name banned tts ¢hαт
>>23706996chuds overplayed their hand on that one and now charlie kirk is just a massive joke
>>23706996It was a good bit ¢hαт
>>23706996How do you think he feels that his sincere "you are charlie kirk" has been completely mogged by the "we are charlie kirk" meme song
>>23707004
>>23707007Sam fired him over some drama and secretly recorded the conversation for some reason I think ¢hαт
>>23707010he shouldve doubled down on thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9tEfjLb6cA
>>23706996turns out that not actually believing in anything makes your politics inconsistent and uninterestingwho woulda thunk
>>23706925who is this?
>>23707016Did we ever find out about the drama? Has anyone heard from Don since?
>>23707020That's Brookiebabe420 I think ¢hαт
>>23707018it’s crazy how anybody takes him seriously at all
>>23706996the charlie kirk thing killed charlie kirk
sam in his heart is still a 2012 style art school libertarian who wears skinny jeans and listens to mindless self indulgence
>>23707026I'm not really sure ¢hαт I don't know the Don Jolly lore I just remembered him from that Debt-Max video Sam did years ago ¢hαтhttps://youtu.be/oD2gXY4piF4https://youtu.be/lXO-stIjEZk
a bunch of guys with anime girl profile pics got like 10 baristas fired then completely gave up when it was obvious that charlie kirk’s wife was getting dicked down by the fat eyeliner wearing vice president, charlie’s legacy is now memes of rappers with his face edited on them
>>23706971>>23706974fishtank stuff starts on page 138. Keep in mind this was written while season 3 was being planned and how things have gone since https://archive.org/details/sex-mag-14/page/138/mode/2up
>>23707037that's don jolly? loli remember him talking about how hopelessly fucked he was after getting a phd in history
>>23707039>Jet's life story BORING ¢hαт they should have just stole the fake article from 4chan and used that instead I think ¢hαт>>23706971
>>23707041no way that dunce got a phd
>>23706981Mouse lung
WE ARE CRYOKEEN WE CARRY THE FLAME
chiken wing
>>23707048correction, he dropped out of the phd program with a master's degreehttps://youtu.be/Eh00_sVhrbI?si=eRuKQL0yB3jwa0Ha
>>23707060the fact that hes college educated at all is insane
>In the "make-it-till-you-fake-it" mercurial landscape of online culture wars
>>23707037Why is Sam wearing a kufi
He seems like a competent enough writer to me ¢hαт
>>23707029that explains a lot actually
>>23707064He was a Muslim grifter before he became a Christian grifter I think ¢hαт
>>23707050do they taste any good?>>23707061you'd be surprised how low the bar is
>>23707085You can come up with something better than that
>you lick snizz
>>23707090i was gonna do something like "little mouse coughs like a bih on the tiniest widdle itty bitty roach" but i thought it'd be too obscure
>>23707092that season is sooo assyou'll see
>>23707095Yeah i dont get that. Is it a zoomer reference?
>>23707099i guess
>>23707097it's the worst start so far but i like Dot
>>23707050same guys who complain about muh chickens
>>23707104her unexplained skills are corny and go against the themes of the prior seasons imo
>>23707035i think the bullet was what killed charlie kirk
>>23707084Idk if Sam’s ever really Christian grifted he kind of just does the Mints thing where he says he likes Jesus so people don’t instantly hate him and find him more trustworthy. He’s always been clear that he’s much more of an Ivan Karamazov
>>23707108The fuck are you talking about?What did you think would be on slides? Its all organs with specific stains to express different parts of the cells.How do you think medicines are developed?
>>23707111that was definitely part of it
>>23707112>uhh can we not allow 666 tts through?
>>23707121>muh chickenshe cooked your ass bruh
>>23707121shut up dork
>>23706818nobody want to play the ball...
>>23707126Cooked like the chickens>>23707127I will not
i just developed some medicine in my toilet
>>23707059Did the chicken survive? Where's the rest of it?
>>23707133in meh belly
>>23707121then dont complain about nothingburger shit like muh chickens and smelling salts, you MDS loser
>>23707136I think you are confusing me with someone else
>>23706934>hey spictank uhh yeah i have something big planned in november so either you delay your shit or we can't host you on the site>a month later:
>>23707139you guys all complain about that shit
>>23707140>hey spictank uhh yeah i have something big planned in november so either you delay your shit or we can't host you on the sitethis never happened, it got delayed because they cant find contestant, if you want to watch spictank so much get people to apply
>>23707139
>>23707142Like you are doing right now?
How about another round applause for Cryokeen the SciFi Artist!
another round of applesauce for cryo
>>23707157it's getting pretty crowded in the Angie chamber
>>23707145This happened before they ran into the casting issue
and I think it's gonna be a long, long time(Ooh) 'til touchdown brings me 'round again to find(Ooh) I'm not the man they think I am at homeOh, no, no, no (ah)I'm a rocket manRocket man burnin' out his fuse up here aloneand I think it's gonna be a long, long time(Ooh) 'til touchdown brings me 'round here to find(Ooh) I'm not the man they think I am at homeOh, no, no, no (ah)I'm a rocket manRocket man burnin' out his fuse up here alone
>>23707160you should start larping as cryo instead of greg since he's gone forever
do u guys have personal tiny youtubers you monitor and are obsessed with currently mine is this girl i love her https://youtube.com/shorts/oVsioAOfM7I
>>23707166This was very obviously them not wanting to tell everyone they had zero contestants
Reminder that Klaus loves the cryo cock meme he just pretends not to like it (he’s admitted to downloading dick pics so idk what the problem is)
>>23707170if they was the case they wouldn't have announced they were just going to host it on their own in november doughy. I'm not even defending spictank (boring) I'm pointing out the wiggers being retarded.
>>23707175truuuuuuuuu
>>23707175We all love Cryocock. It is a foundational component of /ftl/
>>23707176the wiggers are retarded for imaginarily pushing back a show that was going to be pushed back anyways? ok bro
>>23707125That's more being superstitious in an attempt at a sensible humility
i was sending cryocock pics to tayleigh's email for months
>>23707180didnt he tell us this thing is supposed to be 8 inches lol
>>23707188Cryo is a grower not a shower
>>23707188he's a grower not a shower
Stop cock shaming Cryo
>>23707188its 6 inches exactly, he measured it in /ftl/
>>23706764Based, I hope she does too.
cryo has a beautiful cock
it's insane to think Fishtank isn't even three years old yet
>>23707193that seems generous as well.
I got 7 inches of length. My goal is 7 inches of girth
>>23707169I’ve watched this guy from time to time for the past 8 years and I’m not sure why. He’s a juggalo who was homeless for years, got a cute gf who was like 20 years older than her, lived in Las Vegas motels with viewer money, then got himself a shack in Virginia and developed stomach cancer. Wouldn’t call him a lolcow, but it’s interesting to see where this guys life has gone in those yearshttps://youtube.com/@ThatHomelessScrubbalo/videos
>>23707204*20 years younger than him
>>23707204>>23707169https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grByZLBTcy0ive been watching this guy for like 15 years now
>>23707204what did his gf look like?
>>23707184why would they lie about something that vindictive jet would instantly burn bridges over and disprove
>>23707187did it work
>>23707214yeah tayleigh said she wants to fly out to cryo island
my youtube recs are such ass it makes me want to kill myself
>>23707214i watch a lot of criminal psychology videos on youtube so I'm pretty good at reading body lanuage, Tayleigh is at least 40% more attracted to Cryokeen judging by her streams.
>>23707215>>23707221that makes me so happy
ive also been watching a relatively small comics channel for like 15 years now and its weird because my brain basically thinks this guy is my friend and i've seen his children grow up in real time but he has no idea who i am. the internet is a weird thing for our brains.
does tayleigh still think cole stole her panties
>>23707235Yes
>>23707235bro who gives a fuck its 2025 move on
>>23707235poop is such a stupid schizo bitch
>>23707236>>23707241not surprised>>23707238we're all regulars on a general for a dead eceleb humiliation show we all should move on but won't
>>23707238you sound just like her
UPDATE: cryokeen just wants money upfront to go back on fishtank!
you can never start a career off fishtank fans because they're all mentally ill and will all turn on each other and ruin everything eventually
>>23707252reminder that Jet putting that fat faggot slob on the show is what initiated the downfall of the show
>>23707258that is simply not true
>>23707258shut up bitch no one cares about you you're a fat slop who doesn't even have any following
>>23707261It's 100% true, bitchtank started after Jet's cryo experiment
bonnie mogs
>>23707252>money up frontGangster move
>>23707258it definitely could'veuntil that point, his disdain for the fan was mostly abstract, constructedcoming face to face with someone like cryo would make the typified Fishtank fan inescapably real and not just a construct of one his moodsthis is the point someone would start contemplating a Final Solution to the Fishtank viewer question
nature loving wood hobbit cryo vs. sexual deviant alcoholic cryo?
>>23707277The only way to restore Fishtank to it's previous glory is to kill cryosorry it has to be that way, but that fat faggot's miasma infected the entire production
>>23707157How would u escape the Angie chamber?
>>23707278why not both?
Why does Alex Stein keep coming back to Fishtank? I don't think i've ever seen a single person be like "when does alex stein show up?"
I think alex stein is content
>>23707175Klaus doesn't DL dix pix ¢hαт
>>23707267fishtank died because jet & co chose to hurt people for their own enrichment
>>23707288every time he streams people ask him when he's coming back to fishtank
>>23707288He probably just talks Jets ear off until he lets him back on. Alex is a gigantic fan of fishtank and brings it up all the time on his show
>>23707180
>>23707294fishtank fans are autistic losers who ask that same question to every fishtank adjacent person
>>23707277>Final Solution to the Fishtank viewer questions5 arg
>>23707291He was very good during famous house 2.0
>>23707288Stein is a republicuck influencer ambitiously associating with Sam to give himself the appearance of having an edge and to poach eyes from Sam's audienceSam is struggling for connects that don't disavow him and Stein is struggling to have a media profile at all, perfect bedfellows
>>23707235Tayleigh MOG HOUSED both C*le and Cryokeen pretty hard I think ¢hαт>>23707281It has to be done for the greater good ¢hαт
>>23707267Cryo on bitchtank would’ve been really funny tho. Better than the ‘golden boy’ fan Oddbod
>>23707284I would never want to leave
