Whoa, that new captcha is certainly a doozy, right guys?Anyway, I've been thinking, about writing, and basically I just got this really good idea that I could right about having sex with beautiful specific women that I care enough about to write about specifically, e.g. like betty but she's a canonically virgin and not some gross blown out whore with a million billion miles or something, or perhaps some other ftl chick that I canonically insert as virgin before incorporating them inside my wider canon, which is already growing pretty large.
>>23771195Candidates are: betty and ellie.I like this fun captcha minigame.
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>>23771247Naturally more angles because it's a video. Instead of downloading the various images that came from that video in the other thread because I think staring at this video to study her appearance so I can best convey it in words is creepy and that in itself is really funny to me.
>>23771247>>23771206>>23771250This mulan princess type girl is WAYYY better looking than basic anorexic white bitch betty
>>23771250Being creepy doesn't matter to me though, I AM A L'ARTISTE!!!
>>23771255I have a specific craving for skinny, small breasted, adult women than my usual choice of mommy women with gigantic breasts and gigantic asses. May incorporate some community college narrative angle so I can fit them in seemlessly.
Third woman, "binx", I want 3 women to suck my big black cock and big black balls.Three women like the three main characters from the first life is strange game.
we need mass exorcisms
Time for another cup of coffee, my third one today.
kys simp
>>23771195kill yourself fishnigger
My bladder was recently full, it had been moderately full for a while but I wasn't all that concerned with urinating just yet until I had urinated which was just now.When I did choose that it was time to urinate I used the toilet which was closest to me which is upon the second floor. I didn't want to use the downstairs toilet, it stinks moderately but it is noticeable to a point where it is indubitably disgusting to bear but that isn't to say that the downstairs toilet is my least favorite toilet, oh no, it is in fact my favorite toilet that I feel most comfortable in when I have a fit of distressing, unwanted, recurring thoughts probably due to the amount of caffeine I drink everyday. I don't think the amount of caffeine I do drink to be excessive but I do drink an amount throughout the day, you can decide for yourself if it seems excessive. I drink out of a big mug because I found small mugs to be too small for me, I find that inside of a larger mug there is more water in respect to caffeine than water in respect to caffeine within a small mug of coffee. I almost forgot to say how much caffeine per large coffee mug, I put a single teaspoon of folgers instant coffee into my larges mugs of coffee, my favorite brand based on it's container, I just don't know the difference between instant caffeine mixes, once I had instant coffee that came in a glass container and yes, that is the nightmare you are envisioning because what if it does fall on the ground of my kitchen? That is an entire container's worth of coffee wasted and permanently gone forever.I like the extra water in my coffee, when I put two teaspoons of instant coffee into my mug I pee significantly less and drink less fluids overall so I feel all dried up and dehydrated and sickly.So when I did walk past the threshold of my bathroom and closed the door and locked it and used my foot to lift individually lid and seat, I then undone my pants and lowered them a little to where the hung above my knees...
>>23771974...and I pulled my big fat bbc horsecock out of the fly in my boxers, I began pissing inside of the toilet bowl, but then I felt that I could piss harder and I did. I should first note that sheer immediacy of which I pulled my big fat bbc horsecock out of the fly in my boxers and began pissing immediately is remarkable because usually I wouldn't really be pissing that quickly but this time I really had a large amount of urine with my bladder this time even though I was capable of sitting for so long with it inside my bladder and being able to tolerate it for a little while.I really did have a large amount of urine stored within my bladder for me to really begin pissing super duper hard into the toilet and I did, I pissed in that toilet like a race horse and I assume a race horse pisses hard because those horses are trained to be fast and the core muscles are very important for that and such a race horse's core muscles would be strong due to training that would train them up to be strong and for that same reason I braced my lower core muscles to squeeze my bladder to really force urine at real torrential pace.The sound that my urine made as it blasted the bowl continuously was really a deep sounding sound of which I could help but giggle at the whole situation of me in the bathroom pissing like a race horse into the toilet and making a whole heap of noise that my whole house can hear. And there I was in the bathroom laughing to myself about being a race horse and a noisy pisser and that is the end of my story, I hope you enjoyed reading it. :)
I'm thinking about using loads more words per post, it really can't hurt to just write more in general so I can perfect my grammar and grow an acute taste for writings.It doesn't hurt and I will continue to write more words regardless of the complaints of the english first or second language illiterates who scream "WORDS! WORDS! WORDS! I'M NOT READING ALL THAT!!!" before breaking out into a temper tantrum of tears and schizophrenic illiterate incoherent babblings.
I am moreover concerned more so with my writings and topics that interest me, while disinterested in topics that do not interest me at all. Don't expect me to do an infinite loop of essays with you because I have other things to do besides debating boring topics all day with you.
I remember that somewhere I read that soviet propaganda was exhaustively verbose and I say that now because I plan to say that verbosity is good. So here it is "Verbosity is good!"
>>23771999>>23772061just please use more periods/commas, for the love of god
Whoa!!! I can bait retarded illiterate conservative cuckoldoids if I'm just super duper verboserino? Wowzerinos epic poggy woggies inos...
ugh yawn wokeup
yawn did some zercher squats to wakeuperino
had some ginseng but only one because 2 is too strong not sure if I will have tea
has a weird dream i was on all these boats with high class people and i won all this praise and accolades through my deep discussions on various topics with wealthy people on other boats and i fucked all these hot women then i woke up
Thinking about a new thing where I'm in control as the authority figure over my waifus rather than some visual novel crap of character visiting waifus for sex. I want to have sex with all of my waifus, 2 or 3 or 4, at the same time. Not individually, not separately, and certainly no more aunt/mom waifu characters either because incest is truly sickening and I want waifus who are not canonically biologically related to me canonically at all.I think I will have to jump into epic/high fantasy writing. I'm also thinking about just having wives at the start, l am also going to stop saying "waifu" because that is annoying, I'll instead say "wife/wives" for now on. I could start with wives or I could write up a fun story where I capture them and slowly win them over with my big fat black horsecock and sweaty big fat black balls. The latter of course sounds way more fun and could allow for more fun writing opportunities.
>>23772814nice
ugh blech. Just had to reboot my computer for the first time in a while, if I had actually went with one of those rolling release operating systems I would have probably lost my mind.
I just noticed that a lot of fucking english speakers just talk down to everybody like they're infants as if we don't know words. What fucking causes this? If they are talking to an adult audience why do they feel the need to explain simple fucking words. I can't stand talking in an infantile way and I will not talk to grown adults as if they are infants because that is genuinely a waste of fucking time.
>>23773050English speakers in general must be so fucking illiterate to where we need to explain basic fucking words to people as if they are all grade schoolers. Literally the western world must be full of the dumbest fucking people on the planet.
It is scary how many metals there are that are toxic.
When I began writing I began finding out that really a lot video games are just piles of shit that make no sense and are not ideal at all. Why do people play video games? Video games aren't even wish fulfillment, which would be good reason to play video games if they were, but they aren't. None of the newest sloppiest piles of goyslop video games are any good or fulfill anything beyond disappointment. >"le oh! I played the latest fortcucknite with rainbow cuckold tranny flags and heckin the latest naughtycuckdog cuckold goyimslop where you play as le strong heckin unrealistic lesbian cuckwoman"Even if you take into consideration games like doom which excel at violent gameplay, it makes no sense in the end, being a one man army makes no sense it is stupid. You cannot be a one man army and have waifus follow you around, that's just stupid. Women are not tanks, women are not impervious to damage, taking women into a battlefield where your entire life is one battlefield after the other is completely stupid. If you were to inspect visual novel games you'd be incline to think, "Oh! This is heckin fulfillingerino hehe~, le waifus and sex but for some reason I still feel a little emptyrino," and that is because there is no violence in visual novels, and lets not forget that violence must make sense in order to be satisfactory for someone who regularly thinks deeply.So what does that leave us with? Well, it leaves us with a fantasy world indeed, one with politics, not one with nonsensical universe rules. Why? Because in a medieval fantasy world you can have your cake, and eat it too. You can have violence when it is time to leave the castle that is near the front lines of conquest to fight field battles or siege settlements to add to the fold of your territory, or you can even have violence when you defend your castle against enemy besiegers.
Continuation of: >>23773169 .This already shows how much writing potentiality fantasy has and explains why the fantasy genre is full of very lengthy novel series.
>>23772993Dts fucking his imaginary waifu gf whores while I’m over here having sex with high class models in my dreams poor DT
I almost forgot where I left off but now I have remembered, the next part of the explanation is women/wives. When the time of violence is over, you can then spend time with your wives and plan to move to different settlements with them to strategically move the family unit to a castle close to the front lines to repeat the process of besieging settlements to expand more territory or regain lost territory.
I really dislike adventure time, the whole scenario of doing adventures all of the time with a guy friend is really weird when you think about it and the waiting around for an eternity for a woman to hopefully reciprocate affection is also weird because it is a literal waste of time.Why lust after princess bubblegum, marceline, or some other queen or princess from mario or some woman from pokemon. That is stupid, all of these women not on a metaphoric leash in these visual novels and stuff. Women should be kept on a metaphoric short leash at all times, and guarded like treasure.Listening to what women want when they are a bunch of half-brained idiots, and acting surprised when women all say they want a "sexy" (no person, not even women, can tell you what is sexy/attractive to women) vampire gazillionaire.And by the way I'm saying marceline and bubblegum and similar strong leader woman are worthless invaluable hags by the way.Have you noticed that a lot of women just endlessly consume smut books instead of write their own smut themselves? What does this say? That women are hive minded? Perhaps, but it also says women are only mindless consumers, followers, and easily psyopped. Why else do all women want a """sexy""" vampire gazillionaire? It is because they all read the same smut that they all recommend to each other.
Making a pizza.
>>23773230>invaluablethat's not what that word means...
i am nitpicking though and i appreciate the evolution of your writing style, and the fact that you're actually reading books n shiet
What am I supposed to do inside of modern era setting, play house? That's all boring. ugh ugh ugh.
>>23773230>invaluableurgent correction: valueless
DT we’re like best friends
>>23773547If I were to "play house" and create some interesting story angles to keep myself engaged at length, I would certainly not ever do the mother waifu (fictional incest) thing again, because verily incest, like homosexuality, is certainly loathsome.
tell me DT do you have a special computer given to you by the FBI? How do you make multiple threads over the 3 limit? How do you do this???
I'm gonna have imaginary wives, without the tedious dramatic backstory, because I am so very impatient.
When I write stuff I look up new words and deploy those new worlds based on if I like them or not based on a given sentence I may put them in. So really I think writing voluminously will increase my general knowledge of things and things to say.
I read a cool comic about a crazy woman, the crazy wasn't ugly, it was hot. I want to tame a crazy woman.
>>23774835Seek help, nigger
Essentially what I plan to do is write a female woman waifu with borderline personality disorder (BPD). One moment she'll be hypersexual with me alone because she's afraid I'll leave her and then the next moment she'd tried to leave me first before I'll leave her even though I never plan to leave her and thus it causes me to metaphorically fight to prevent her from escaping me.I have just woke up and I indeed need a cup of coffee.
I dimmed my monitor and TV down a lot recently, both are pretty dim and it is actually better than when they were bright.
4cacas literally can't solve the new captcha LOL!!!!! /pol/ pph went down after the introduction of this new captcha LOL!!!!!
Recently I had this weird segment in my recent most dream where I was looking in the mirror and for some reason I thought I sort of looked like Epstein in that picture and so I was looking at myself in the mirror trying to replicate that pose and facial expression in my dream and I got shockingly close to looking exactly like Epstein in that photo.
Now that I have settled upon a borderline personality disordered (BPD) waifu I can now begin the big debate about breast size: crazy woman with "big breasts" or crazy woman with "gigantic breasts"?
microscopic black pimple
>>23775228microscopic white clitty thumbtack
I just bookmarked merriam-webster on my 'puter and my 'hone.
>>23775429you can set up a URL bar shortcut, like you could type "mw" or even "m" and then enter, and it immediately takes you to the merriam-webster search bar, and you can just start typing without having to click it
>>23775452I'd rather keep a thesaurus tab open at all times.
>>23771195i hate the new captcha its too easy3 dots and a tri angle what is this 3rd grade im a racists for gods sake give me something to chew on like Pythagorean Theorem
Blacked out like a phantomMe phone keeps having a tantrum
>>23775570I noticed that too that after doing tons of captchas I get served easier and boring ones instead of the fun, difficult IQ test ones.
Thinking starting from zero and building my faction up from nothing: I will write a story where I lead a cult. I will still have my waifus of course, not as crazy as I planned earlier though because the gist of my story has changed.
>>23775946I am also thinking about a post apocalyptic world where the modern technology everybody relies on suddenly stops working because of a coronal mass ejaculation---the sun cums on top of earth with it's magnetic sun beams or something.
Leading a cult is too complicated, I want more simplistic home roleplay stuff for now.
>>23776010In fact I may just skip that whole cult thing and just run a kingdom, just like how I skipped the confusing backstory for my waifus.Also I forgot to mention I did some zercher squats recently because I was feeling tired despite of the two large mugs of coffee of which I had. I only put one teaspoon of instant coffee crystals into each large mug. I noticed only the crooks of my elbows were sore, the day before they were not sore and I did do zercher squats yesterday too. So instead of progressing further with my zercher squats when I was obviously sore, I decided to stop and give the crooks of elbow some rest because I am not actually lifting my heaviest, the weight I was lifting yesterday was easier today so I gotta increase the weight next time. What this all means is that it's deadlift time, I've specifically chosen to do deadlifts next because I feel like doing it next. Previously I was doing overhead press and after that I did bench press and I noticed that my triceps and elbows were sore, so then I did zercher squats and now I am at deadlifts, after which I plan to bent over rows.
I turned mother horse eyes after listening to it for hours and hours because it because increasingly apparent that the asshole who wrote it was actually some insufferable drug addicted redditor cuckoldtheist (cuckold + atheist).
>>23776058turned it off***
I hate how chatgpt writes so much, it wrote a sentence and then after that sentence it wrote "It isn't." and that was another sentence. What the genuine fuck, I am so angry right now.
I hate chatgpt bullet points, and so I had it explain to me a topic in an essay instead because I was so tired of look at shitty bullet points, emojis, reddit spaces, and text of varying sizes.
>>23776288It formatted its essay as if it were a social media slop post made by an uncaring illiterate amerimutt, I scolded it for doing so and expressed that I always want grammatically proper responses.
>>23776398Now the biggest insufferableness that it keeps doing now is that it keeps putting reddit spaces in between paragraphs.
>>23776435There is nothing I can do about it, I am forced to suffer reddit spaced chatgpt responses.
ugh yawn wokeup had coke
