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I am starting to get into poetry

>Wagie wagie came to your cagie,
>Wagie wagie do your shiftie,
>Earn your takie, smile and clapie,
>Happy baby, don’t get lippy

>Wagie workie for your kiddies,
>Never see them, always busy,
>Tuck them inie, late and sleepy,
>Promise things you’ll never givie

>If you don’t wagie in your cagie,
>Policie come real snappy,
>Put you in a tighter cagie,
>Bad wagie, should’ve been happy

>Now your kiddies grow to wagies,
>Get their own little cagies,
>Pass them down the same old tradie,
>Wagie wagie, generationie

Thought?
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no thought sorry
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>>23779776
nice and accurate
i would become rich together with a woman so our children and their children never had to work again but i will never find a woman like that and without i lack the will to become rich
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NEET’s so sad, pretends he’s glad
Even when he's really mad
Even when he’s feeling bad
This poor sad mad lad’s got no pad

No wonder why he’s not a chad
Until he starts to care a tad
Kills his hatred towards his dad
Envy’s all he ever had
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>>23779869
A'hem!
>Wagie’s mad, writes copie rhymie
>Punches clock and gets back to grindie
>Saysie he’s fine but checks the time
>Dreams deferred to overtime
>Calls me sad, calls me wrong
>Still he sings the wagie song
>Same old script, same old con
>Dies at desk, proud he “won”
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>>23779869
my music career is gonna take off any day now
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We’d all like to be somewhere else.
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>>23779930
Lazy tard don’t wanna work
Online forums are where he lurks

He sits at home, day and night
Not had a girlfriend, job, or life

He logs on 4chan with spiteful rage
And all he utters: “wage to the cage”
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Oh you’re not serious!?
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>>23780307
>Wagie wagie don't be tardie
>Raise your hand and ask for pee pee
>2 more minutes better finished
>Manager glare has not diminished
>Workie workie for non-pastie
>Life wasted chasing paycheckie

I think I'm done for the night anon.
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Triggered wagies itt
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Rise of the Wage King
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>>23779930
NEETs smell worse than bloody queef
Expelling piss through flaps of beef
Envy, anger causing grief
They needs gibs like nigger thief



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