he is helping with the dishes
>>23783967great
>>23783967The cat has a huge ass
>>23784126Why do you pay attention to cat ass?
>>23784134I mean damn bro have you seen it?
that's a bear
>>23784126>>23784162it is a racoon
>>23784134he likes big butts
>>23784186wrong color though
>>23784186You can't call them that anymore they're Racfrican Americans
>>23784186but it doesnt look anything like this >>23784366 so it is a different animal
>>23784366Is that a badger?
>he is helping same here
you are a retarded nigger
>>23783967Der Waschbär
>>23784366>>23784367>>23784401don't talk to me until i have had my coffee
My grandfather built that sink with his own 2 hands. Just for you to give it to some coon.There's no justice in this world
When my grandaddy showed me that sink the first time he said>Lawdy boy I built that there sink with my own two hands and I brought you here to tell you that if you ever allow a coon to lay his filthy paws on that sink, I'll haunt you for the rest of your lifeThen we went to get ice cream. Anyways you have put me in a hard situation. Please send over 69.99 USD (plus tax) do that I can have my grandfather's soul banished to hell by the ghost doctor so I can rest easy again.It's all your fault so pay up
Do you know what it's like to have full blown apparitions, you fat pile of fucking donkey shit rat bastard??
I bet you think you're a good person too. You're a fucking animal.
I hope your family dies in an automobile wreck you rotten little fucker
>>23785360well??
>>23786127good morning
>>23786127i will have my fourth cup of coffee feel free to talk to me for a brief moment
>>23786169do you have one of those big cups of coffee like garfield
>>23786184not yet but santa is coming soon so you never know
>>23786201i would want a mug that holds 4L (128 oz) of liquid lol imagine how much coffee you could drink
>>23786213that would be a lot of energy probably very productive energy you could paint a house or something similar what do you think
>>23786213think about this for a bit a pressure washer but instead of water you use paint lol mr beast would like that idea probably
>>23786218i would rather spend my time eating lots of lasagna and hating mondays lol
>>23786238that would be a good prank lol i would not want to drink the paint though
>>23786169>>23786165about to have my 3rdhope i can get a little helper with the dishes cuz today is potluck cooking day>>23786184i left my huge mug at workand i'm off for the week :(
>>23786243ask santas elves to help you clean the dishes lol
>>23786247wouldn't they be busy this time of year
>>23786299no excuses
>>23786317it's ok
>>23786340they are more like gnomes not elves i think
>>23786425you cant just say that
>>23788159its too late
>>23784186That's just like, your opinion man
