>Be me>Usually drink a lot of liquids throughout the day>Wake up today>Take a piss>Watch youtube in big tv, day-off>Make me a sandwich>Can't have a sandwich without olives>Leave the olives can open in the counter while laughing at random mexican podcast commentary >Amazon worker yelling at my front>Feel a big chunk of dryass sandwich stuck in throat >My dumbass forgot to get a glass of water >Chug the fucking olives brine>Receive my package >Open my package >Another self discovery journey bullshit book>Finish watching my bullshit postcast>Go 2 the bathroom 2 take my 2nd piss of the day>My pp burns >Mfw
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