Goranian edition>/FTL/ NEWS:-- It's quite literally never been more grim. Happy holidays!>Watch here:https://www.fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videoshttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivePrevious: >>23819774
I just hope that Betty has a wonderful day
Six months ago today:
c o o llaire
podcast
>>23821513sam and jet wore matching shirts
jc update
>>23821513
bonnie mogs
imagine ruining your mental health over fishtank
<3
My boss asked me what i do outside of work and i didnt have an answer
Where the fuck is the S3 episodes, Jet?
>>23821524
>>23821540I dont care for episodes of anything aftwr the reveal. But i would love to see edited scenes with the handcams for famous house.
>>23821540give ellie a break. she's new to editing. she's doing her best.
release the gay ben files!!!!!
called my boss coddled nontent and he mooglehoused me
It's fuckin Binx time?
>>23821524It would be so easy to manipulate JC
>>23821589yes pls
>>23821588
>>23821596Norway has been trying for 2 years
>>23821524JC mogs
>>23821621the baddest mother f**ker to ever do it
>>23821532
>>23821615Oh yeah I'm feelin it
fallout 76 is pretty good now if you're into "looting and shooting", not if you're into roleplaying and choices mattering like NV or 1 though
>>23821615Tuesdays suck
>>23821644vinny clapping and cheering when sam said it was time to seize power in honor of chunkie chicken
>>23821642If you like looting and shooting then just play tarkov instead of a game for babbies like fallout
>>23821644>they will be defeatedWho is they? Because the interdemensional overlords running the world aren't even on anyone's radar
>>23821631that's fair
this show's only four seasons in and already feels like its on its last legs
>>23821660the foids
>>23821644Im stealing this ty
>>23821672
>>23821669The legs were amputated before season 3 ended. The show is crawling along the dirty floor.
>>23821677Hi me
>>23821644The west is saved
>>23821686you should post more dinner pictures
I had this weird half awake half dream today of Abi riding me, which is really weird because I rarely if ever even post about her
>>23821689
>>23821693Yeah that's how she gets you. Do a quick self-assessment of your psy-powers, they're likely much weaker.
>>23821677Oof
>>23821657isn't tarkov full of cheaters?
>>23821513the only loss from this was ben shaving his head
why does the binx keep on dying?
When is the next fishtank investor call?
>>23821712*binx thread
I just hope that ellie hasa wonderful day
>>23821712>>23821715because i stopped making them months ago and we dont have a regular baker.
>>23821715We migrated here
>>23821712Based on what I see in the archive it looks like they hit the post limit and slide off page 10 before a new one is made.
>>23821712
>>23821734might as well chat. this thread is just clause talking to himself anyway chat.
Claire when she finds a nice man to settle down with
>>23821749noice noice
It makes sense to put all the side threads back into /ftl/. We split initially because we were too big and it was during FTs peak. Now that we're dying we need to regroup again. That means having to deal with the Josie & Binxfags
>>23821747I have more binx pictures than seth nowDoes this mean im a simp? Id prefer to be a chud
>>23821753suggested edits lol
>>23821754I think we should make an effort to get the remaining josiecels to kill themselves.
>>23821765Truuuuuuuu
>>23821757yep. pack it up gayboy. you are no longer a sethsissy.
>>23821757Love binx cherish binx worship binx
>>23821749Hooper agreed to drop the case in return for claire giving him a long overdue family.
Stupid bitches, dance
>>23821770Say it aint so, seth sisters
>>23821539andd thats wrap
>>23820351>>23820372it's true ૮ɦαƭ we hate the Jincels ૮ɦαƭ>>23820381lol shadowfax ૮ɦαƭ we nuked those losers and now they're docile dweebs obsessed with naked cartoons of children ૮ɦαƭ they're felted ૮ɦαƭ
if you combined all the fishtank girls into one person this is what she would look like
>>23821783Tay!
>>23821787That just looks like Julliana/meg/claire/tay
>>23821796+ old nina
>>23820089my cousins moogle ૮ɦαƭ
josie is built 4 cheesy bread
>>23820192it's a dumb whore show/thread ૮ɦαƭ
>>23821796She got a sweetheart deal chat
>>23821780Whys that bitch copying binx's moves?
>>23821810Idk who she is
so austin really paid that piece of shit 500$ to post less... the fuck
May your intestines not suffer
>>23821609norway has no rizz ૮ɦαƭ he couldn't hang either ૮ɦαƭ he's felted ૮ɦαƭ
>>23821816Caroline Ellison. She was complicit in one of the biggest crypto frauds ever.
All Fishtank girls need to start doing this
>>23821817I like when she tard wrangles her simps like that ૮ɦαƭ it's pretty cool I think ૮ɦαƭ
>>23821820I want to say cute nose but ill need to see a different angle to confirm
>>23821817Betty came in to tard wrangle Austin and you're complaining? You owe Betty a debt of gratitude, she saved the threads. The least you can say is "Thank you Betty, you're the bestest ever and everyone loves you forever. God bless."
lmao
>>23821835>>23821764keep going
>>23821851claire if she had black friends
>>23821831it's a very simpable nose I think ૮ɦαƭ
>>23821825Interesting She needs to be shot in the face she's so chopped
>>23821817He paid over $1,500 to make her add hearts (likes) on his online posts before, chat.
>>23821819When that person whose heart I long to stop with the click of a revolver put his hand or hands under your skirts did he only tickle you outside or did he put his finger or fingers up into you? If he did, did they go far enough to touch that little cock at the end of your cunt?
we need more ai blowjobs of fishtank girls
>>23821805she's built for time machines I think ૮ɦαƭ
>>23821870can you do pregnant joopy?
>>23821765idk if there's a way to felt them any harder than steinful already did ૮ɦαƭ
>>23821513why did you make sam look so skinny?
>>23821515looks trans
>>23821886
>>23821899thanksi'm gonna make jet an uncle.
why doesn't /r/ have a fishtank thread for ai requests?
>>23820800>>23820811I wouldn't mind the monkey king posting here ૮ɦαƭ he talks the shit and he talks it well ૮ɦαƭ>>23820818Vimp and Binx are my favorite hot hags ૮ɦαƭ
>>23821780Vimp is hot in a weird wayCan't really describe it
>>23821917nigga vimp is like 22
>>23821214>>23821221lol ૮ɦαƭ
i told jimmy you gotta just drive me back to the monkey compound man
john f kennedy's granddaughter died at age 35
>>23821922Some of the hottest girls I've met are goth club staceys ૮ɦαƭ>>23821927I assumed she was late 20s for some reason ૮ɦαƭ
>>23821936idc she looks like coddled nontent.
>>23821813Be nice to vimp Binx already lashes out on herIts the last thing she needs
>>23821800is the movie good chat
FUCK CANCER
>>23821952Cryo still has me blocked
>>23821780>>23821693Shut the fuck up, Lambo.
>>23821958yes ૮ɦαƭ go see it ૮ɦαƭ!
>>23821952>>23821974Congrats on getting married Shadi!
>>23821979Thanks
How many hours until drunken bong wakes up and starts spamming again
>>23821983that was steinful btw
>>23821985All of you are either Klaus or benleaks with vpn to me
>>23821996Yeah
>>23821707>dude scammed my mom>kid smoked my girl
>>23822001Shadi do you have the depop for Claire or Abi? Chat has been asking about it.
What is the quick rundown on this newest tripfag named David Buster who posts in the Josie thread?
>>23821586it's tuff ૮ɦαƭ
>>23821985that's the tjmaxxer actually
>>23821983Im not even drunk actually. Shadi did some voodoo nigger magic and it backfired and sent me off cause im a white mage.
>>23821524nice of her parents to pay for those scar removal procedures ૮ɦαƭ
this guy needs help
>>23822033that's her new bf I think ૮ɦαƭ
>>23822009No
>>23822048
>>23822041Behold the height of British comedy everyone
>>23822048i need to beat his high score
Im a nitrus addict like my friend jet neptune
>>23822040i checked the hashes.steinful is the tjmaxxer and the 198 post brit from the last thread.
>>23822061MY TAX DOLLARS!
>#doggies
why does everyone make such a big deal about how many posts someone makes?
>>23822062>>23820072alsohttps://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/23819120/#23819604
This year was an absolute disaster for Fishtank. Season 4 which was two weeks of nontent with gay mutant jew, a bunch of crappy unofficial spin-offs that nobody watched, and a ten hour documentary alogging Jon for being retarded.
>>23822067We had pumpkin pie its a bit Im barley high from it
>>23822072>ten hour documentary alogging Jon for being retardedWho needed a 10 hour documentary to figure that one out
>>23822033Felt like I was one of six people still posting there so I put a trip on to identify myself chat
>>23822072>gay mutant jewWhich one?
>>23822083what is your back story and did you suddenly appear?
>>23822085Seth
>>23822082A guy who was in Jon's cult but isn't anymore wanted to make it because he was mad that Jon was cooler than him chat
>>23822070Jet and Mints told me posting on 4chan wasn't cool anymore ૮ɦαƭ>>23822075>barley randomly misspelling words like this in case neck hole forces you to get reevaluated for disability is a good bit I think ૮ɦαƭ
>>23822072>s4 fish might as well be sardine niggers amounting to orbiting orbiterspack it up
>>23822072Just about everyone was getting kwab'd this year. The franchise needs a hero.
What dvd should I put on tonight:UFC Classics 1UFC 51 Super SaturdayUFC 45 RevolutionKing Of The Cage 7 Wet n WildNo Rules (2005) starring Randy Couture, Frank Shamrock, and Gary Busey
i love boobs, chat
>>23821955Binx is like the queen of the goth clubs now ૮ɦαƭ
>>23822093
I honestly can’t picture a good season 5 cast, normalfags won’t work, the fanbase is rancid beyond measure, there’s just no pool to pull from.It’s grim
>>23822108Grandma's Boy DVD ૮ɦαƭ
>>23822108I like the old UFC it felt like it was real life street fighter. I dont care if Jujitsu is the 2nd coming of Christ it's so fucking boring. Sometimes it's just fun seeing some small guy take on a massive fattie.
how will stefon diggs strangling his personal chef affect fishtank season 5
>>23822128Not on the list>>23822132Pride FC was really nice for the street fighter vibe
>>23822127it should just be >Klaus>Peggy>Leaks>Cryo>Neck hole>Treefingers>Shadi>Claire>Betty>Vimpfor s5 I think ૮ɦαƭ
>>23822071and here is the drunk brit anon replying to that post with a tj pic. >>23820082and him (same filename) posting a bunch of tj stuff in a different thread. https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/23155848/#23156283he posted a lot of other images last thread that i've seen him post before.you don't have to believe me tho.
>>23822132Based freak show fight enjoyer
>>23822132yeah grappling is kind of gay ૮ɦαƭ that's why boxing is still the better sport I think ૮ɦαƭ
Awful thread.
>>23822160
>>23822164Start doing THIS!
>>23822164:-)
>>23822160don't be so Dross ૮ɦαƭ
>cryocock posting this is why we can't have nice things ૮ɦαƭ
>>23822144well there's multiple brit tj posters, I assumed he was the more casual one but maybe not. funny if so
>>23822142>Pride FCYeah i loved that shit. I really need to rewatch some im gonna download them. There is a good thread on /t/ that has them all i think
>>23821523zesty aahhh ahhs ૮ɦαƭ
Comeback Treefingers! we miss you!
Seth proves JBW works
Brits are getting felted on /tv/ again ૮ɦαƭ
More Ang type stuff
>>23822211what's JBW ૮ɦαƭ
>>23822223just be white ૮ɦαƭ
>>23822209Betty tard moogled him ૮ɦαƭ he was wrangled and felted ૮ɦαƭ
>>23822204>>23822221So brattySomeone needs to stop her
>>23822219Ye like my niggerbabble dont ye say it!
>>23822223
Hey guys its Mints. I let cryo leak some stuff for season 5 for ya. Hope your happySeason 5 Will officially bring back 2 fan favorites Love Em or Hate Em - CryoKeen & Tayleigh will return in Season 5 for a Rematch! THIS IS AN OFFICIAL MDE TROLLSEC ANNOUNCEMENT foxtrot niner From the HIGH command of Sir @wigger the 1st and @jetneptune_The Great Lord Part of Season 5 will consist of a 5 Day Hellfest Contest.A 3v3 PvP Deathmatch between CryoKeen, Tayleigh and 2 Human Fish Allies of their choosing will patitipate in 5 Grueling Days of 8 Hour Long Battles over 5 days in 5 different arenas!!! No where is safe!!The winner will walk away with a crisp $5,000 USD AND 2ND place gets $500 and some StickerMule Stickers @stickermuleThanks Stickermule!!!Happy New Year 2026!!! I WILL SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD IN 2026 Season 5
February 14 2026fishtank season 5 day 25>It's like this, Julie. Everyone needs a date tonight for the Valentine's challenge. If you don't want to date airsoftfatty then it'll be just me and you in bedroom 3 and I'll be pouring dog food on you. Make your choice.
green event
>>23822240In all honesty you would be good at running the show
>>23822240Here's a behind the scenes of Cryo testing out his "power armor" as he calls it..- Mints
>>23822221agreed
>>23822240They are giving her more money? This is so crazy it will probably happen.
>>23821731someone get this guy outta here
Found this in Sam's email the other day
it’s so funny crying keen creates headcanon like that cause he would quit before the first day was even over lol
>>23822237>According to this theory white males have high sex appeal on Asian womenI was just thinking how funny it is that Jin thought he would do better with women in Japan because he's "half white" lol ૮ɦαƭ (felted ૮ɦαƭ)
>>23822376It would be better if I was an announcer like sam ben or jet and then I just get to order people around and make other people humiliate themselves ;)
>>23822240yay
>>23822386it would be better if you just fucked off forever
>>23822240>$500 and some StickerMule Stickersno runner up cash prize and you have a deal
>>23821870this is really hot
>>23822386this is really hot
>>23822399Being mean to Cryo is outlawed for the rest of the night
This is really hot
>>23822240Not mintz
>>23822431Robert Carlyle?
>>23821674wtf i thought binky's mom was dead????? she lied??? wtf man
who has the best fishtank nipples
>>23822438Thats treefingers
>>23822429
>>23822445Think treeniggers looks more like Tom Yorke i think
>>23822443Creature
>>23822429Fuck Cryoperv and fuck you too
Unblock me Betty
#endcryokeenhate
#spreadcyrokeenhate
>>23822240J O B
>>23821540i still haven't watched the season 2 or season 1 ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfOa1a8hYP8
>>23822443>>23822445had to check that reply
>>23822468You dont understand, hes disabled! But only disabled enough to not be able to do things he doesnt like or want to do
>>23822451>>23822456>>23822465Stop resisting
investor stream kek
we need to be respecting and honoring cryokeen
>>23822373noice noice
>>23822478coddled nontent it can happen to anyone
Being raised to not rape women made cryo disabled
>>23822468>>23822478I'm busy learning the secrets of the universe and you're busy chasing paper money
>>23822495>learning the secrets of the universeIs that secret that you cry online every day because you were shot with a bb gun one time?
more fishtank girls need to carry firearms so crazy stalkers don't harm them
Actual Fishtank update from the leaked emails of Benjamin Taylor @ fishnet:The crew is deliberating skipping “season 5,” instead referring to the new season as “season 6/7.” The reason for this is currently unknown.
>>23822495you have been chasing "paper money" on youtube for 20 years(to no avail) you fat crying pussy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PulBCSHbFzI
mde deep lore redpill: mde was inspired by ryan trecartin. sam and trecartin even both went to risd
Daniel, how come Nigger Nina is a different person every time you see her? The only true thing about her is her self hatred! Die Nigger Nina, Die!
>>23822495I Am talking to god and you are talking to your feeble human mind
>>23822495What u drinking tonight big dog
fish/ ftl associated people that will die in 2026:
Sticking a fish hook through Nigger Nina’s cheek and pulling it here, there, and everywhere!
>>23822515U will never touch her... faggot...
>>23822479all cryocucks are bastards
>>23822513Alwoch9l wed andnpillsMaekymarky bou purple
Canadians hate their own women...I will protect them and love them...
>>23822514the sodaman vtuber
>>23822510
>>23822519Hehe! Don’t worry, Nigger Nina will do it to herself!
>>23822528Don't hold ur breath... nigger... Love Nina <3
>>23821509
2026 is Vinny's year
>>23822534What do you know about Nigger Nina? Do you believe it?! Who would?!
Wild night in the laundry room! Enjoy it!Because who knows where you'll be at this time next year, right Cryo?
>>23822561I know she is a cutie... <3
>>23822554we manifested this
Updated cryotard MD5 image filtershttps://pastebin.com/jxNvJsvr
NEW>>23822579>>23822579>>23822579new>>23822579>>23822579>>23822579
>>23822569You know nothing about Nigger Nina.
>>23822584
>>23821904Sam hyde harassing a mudslime sandniggerhttps://x.com/wigger/status/2006123518954447063
shadi diss track
>>23822599Jesus Christ would not approve of this. Has Sam fried his brain ? That was funny for 10 seconds tops then its just lameHAHA RACISM HAHA
>>23822617AAAAGGGGHHHHHHH
>>23822503I fully believe unironically
there's too many trucks in marty supreme
>>23822599really gay
