Rare Ben sighting edition>/FTL/ NEWS:-- Cast your vote for the 2025 Fishtank™ Fish of the Year™! https://strawpoll.com/kogjRG03Kg6-- Cast your vote for the Fishtank™ KWAB LOSER of the Year™! https://strawpoll.com/wby5Qxw48yA-- Another year of nontent has begun!-- An eternity in Hell awaits you!>Watch here:https://www.fishtank.live/https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videoshttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_WikiPrevious: >>23827170
I just hope that Betty has a wonderful day
I just hope Henry Cejudo has a wonderful day
>>23827705Did they have electric shavers back then?
Never mind you were watching gayfc
>2026>I am forgotten
when it’s cold I’d like to die
>>23827713I watch Rizin too. And One. And PFL. And Cagewarriors. And KSW. And Oktagon. And Bamma. And Yamma
>>23827706It's just tied back>>23827709Why? Because I'm watching the telly on new years?
Mizzy is on the Front Page of Kick
>>23827723put the fries in the bag and fuck off already its 4am
>>23827730I wanna go to sleep ni- person.
>>23827731wtf does that even mean.
Happy New Year Chat
>>23827732Die in a fire a lil bit
>>23827733kill youself CHAT CHATR CHAT
HnyThis 2mb file limit is slowly killing us.
>>23827734im already dead on the inside i post here
>>23827736big titty mommy
>>23827735One of my New Year's resolutions is to treat my body better and healthier.And ending my own life would be against that , so I can't do that browski
>>23827730It's actually 6pm, dill weed
>>23827738fat nontent
>>23827738Brainless beast! Wretched, inflated, whoring creature of the abyss!
>>23827741It became new year's only one hour ago on the pacific coast of the united states
>>23827741no one asked burger flipper
>>23827743michael is a trucker
>>23827741
>>23827751who? fat?
>>23827741New mission Jin go get the dbz kfc meal and report back to us what it was like.
>>23827753just a fun fact about michael
>>23827754fuck you uk scum no one respects you
>>23827755and he is fat so i dont care
>>23827761Lol your ID says IP2
>>23827754That's in Poland
>>23827757Im not respected by the niggers and queers of ftl fml. Why are you so mad bro have a beer and chill.
Nigga really losing his mind cuz I'm watching TV
>>23827763IP2 is for faggots now. Real ice piss fans left him behind 5 + years ago. 99 sailing btw
>ip2 always winshttps://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/1ARdaaxKNh
I'm starting to finally realize that perhaps I have outgrown you guys.I'm okay with a little bit of joking and rivalry from time to time. However, I've said it before, and I say it again, you guys are crabs and you flash money and naked women in front of us and you think that we will come back and you think that we will spend money on you and your website, well, no, no, no. No peddlers of filth I am, I am much better than you. I am smarter, I am much smarter, I am so much smarter than you guys, I have a big brain. I have big brain. And I like socializing here, sometimes, yeah, that's fine, but otherwise, yeah, you know, I'm gonna be coming here less. Because I'm a big brain and I want to develop my big brain.Happy new year's - Haeley CryoKeen the famous sci fi clay sculptor artist that is occasionally selling some of his clay but not for very much because he is a fair person
>>23827764Wtf why are they getting cool dbz meals
>>23827765FUCK YOU i have a beer and im sick of the nontent in these threads
>>23827770Will you be in the contest for NickLee's PA, Cryo?
>>23827770BUY A SHOTGUN AND KILL YOURSELF
I\nWill now attempt to dumb down my brain and act like one of you monkeys and just post breasts and make vapid value judgments against people
>>23827775Probab.\nLy not because I've only heard about it in this thread.I guess letty is going to be on it good for her
>>23827766>>23827770>New thread >Jincel and Cryokeen immediately kill the vibes grim & dross ૮ɦαƭ
>>23827778gotcvha MONKEY BOOBA
>>23827779Honestly you should enter the competition. Nick's a good guy, he'd treat you better than the fishtank fags.
>>23827781It was literally just a bunch of people insulting each other.I don't know how it could get worse than that f*** y**I love you, chat.Jesus loves you.We're all part of the one
>>23827784>ENABLE THE LOLCOWkill you self
>>23827781>drossI didn't even know you guys knew that word lol
>>23827785fuck you get the memo
>>23827784Can you tell me how to enter?I don't know this guy.I don't know anything about the competition.I don't know where to look.Thank you in advance
happy tlp thursday
>>23827786NickWickLee is not a "lolcow." Otherwise, I don't know who you're referring to.>>23827789https://x.com/nickwicklee/status/1998601354756108804
Happy new year everyone
>>23827790angi sexy <3
Is it neck hole that's crashing out?
>>23827794fuck you i make content unlike you
>>23827794also who the fuck is neck hole lmao
>>23827791Thank you very interesting.I don't think I will be applying for this.Because it seems like a lot of pressure, and I'm trying really hard this year to realign my life so I don't think I could possibly be this guy's apprentice.I wonder if Letty could be though that would be interesting
>>23827781blade is so /ftl/ coded in this ૮ɦαƭ
>>23827791>>23827797its too late anyway
>>23827797NO ONE CARES
>>23827797Understood. I hope you accomplish your resolution and have a great year, Cryo.
I am now going to attempt to not drink for a long time or at least a week or 2.God bless you.All God bless reality also I will not be posting nudes publicly for a very long time.Anyone else doing that is just trying to troll.have a wonderful new year , everybody
>>23827802Thank you godspeed
>>23827785>Crying keen porn spamming again
>>23827771Idk. All we've got in Japan at KFC rn is some new years box set and a deal on sandwich combos
>>23827803WOWOWOWOWOWO ITS NOT LIKE THIS IS THE 100TH TIME YOU HAVE SAID THIS SHIT JUST KILL YOURSELF ALREADY GIVE ME SOMETHIGN TO LAUGH AT
>>23827803>I will not be posting nudes publicly for a very long timeHow much to make you change your mind?
>>23827803>Crying keen pretending like he's going to quit drinking again
>>23827807shut the fuck up and put the fucking fries in the bag. i pity you
>>23827808Cryokeen saved us all from a solar flare global blackout. Put some respect on his name, bitch.
>>23827807Yeah it's weird i checked our one we have a gay Stranger Things meal that's it. Poland finally got toonami i guess?
>>23827814you can join him in the shogun art
Digital circus sucks!
>>23827816Now what?
>>23827819idk shotgun
>>23827815what’s your favorite toonami show
>>23827820
>>23827821
real talk how do some of these fags keep this constant posting up? i just want the /ftl/ content to come back this place is so grim now :(
>>23827825What do you want to talk about?How is talked about random stuff?Mostly about the cast members inner lives.If I recall. However, 6 months after the most recent season, it feels like all has been said.So people kind of lash out at anything , and everyone.
cyro can kill himself though Ill stand by that though
I'm gonna make something of my life.I'm gonna be a winner.I'm gonna be somebody.I'm gonna be somebody
>>23827825We are all just waiting for Jet to say it's over spend a week laughing at him then move on. Autistic yes but what can you do.
>>23827830Are the whiggers really competent?Enough to work on a new season in a new state , completely in secret with almost no leaks?
The cops are being called on Blade
>>23827827idk i just dont want to see cyro cock and random whores anymore to start
>>23827833I promise to the best of my ability.I will not be posting any nudes of myself.I assume that I am allowed to post attractive breasts of females of legal age still
>>23827831There is zero chance any new fishtank will be good, it just depends if the paypigs keep donating.
>>23827813Yeah I got ur fries right here, dickhead
>>23827832he’s gonna be fine lit romney plot armor
She got the 10 mil :O
>>23827836i change my mind fuck you top jin put the fries in the bag faggot go to a bath house or something
>>23827840That's 64k bruh... I wipe my freaking ASS with that
>>23827843It's a lot in japanese dollars
Blade's stream just got shut down by EMS
I wish I could suck TJ’s fat cock rn omg
>>23827848
jin do you go to those bars where you pay to chat with girls? When i went to japen I went to one on the 4th floor of some building and it was one the most awkward thing ive ever experienced ngl.
>>23827848Jesus Claire, contain yourself
>>23827848Oh, ye.\nAh me too.Me too I want that meat sausage in my mouth oh yes oh yes
This\nMonth is gonna be pretty boring with me.Not drinking that much.But it's better than , you know , being drunk all the time
why are you all such mentally ill stalker freaks?
>>23827859I'm not, I'm turning a curve.I am normal now in 2026.If people don't wanna change with me, then they can be creepy creeps, but I am gonna be pure from now on, I'm a reborn Virgin.I'm like a reborn reborn, Christian.I'm reborn i'm reborn
*farts"new year, new rules in bant/ftl/
>>23827861
>>23827863mogger
>>23827861Go get the dbz kfc meal thanks>>23827863You only fuck Mexicans stop trying to entice the poor boy.
>>23827864>>23827865
>>23827865he’s going down a zesty path with jin he needs to be saved
lol
Old me would say how much they wanna cum on your faceNew Keen does not say that
Wicker man is so kino
>>23827866What did u do for new years
>>23827873Everyone hates her song but I like it. @coolclods cover that shit.
>>23827875I hustled and drank I dont really care or celebrate holidays but im 1.3k up thats all I care about What about you
skull emoji
>>23827770this is like your 245th time you left the Fishtank community?
>>23827891Hey
dog moment
>>23827887A Claire wicker man ep would go hard. It's a film i have seen a good amount at this point but i enjoy it the more i see it. There is just something so refreshing about watching a Christ cuck get btfo. I dont even hate Christianity, i think it's good values, but if you are white, it's just desert nonsense at the end of the day. Also for me it's the maypole songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYLRRrfPJ1s&list=RDcYLRRrfPJ1s&start_radio=1
u dont get the vision
>>23827911Christianity is white, it's been white for over 1000 years there bud. Imagine getting psy-opped this hard.Embarrassing son. EMBARRASSING
Remember to be nice to treefingers
>>23827917I like the teaching of being kind to others, but it's the biggest Jewish psyop there is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaeB-JbTaQI
can’t wait for crying keen to get banned again
>>23827931For what? Thats fine. I dont like you very much either, rando.Happy New Year, Jesus Loves You
>>23827933have you got any hot ladies from posting on /soc/?
>>23827917When did Christianity become White, and how is it different from non-White Christianity?
>>23827941He's working on it dawg don't fucken hassle the man, let him cook.
>>23827942>it's been white for over 1000 yearsWell bc used to mean before Christ so we must have got him 1026 years ago i guess?
>>23827949Huh?
>>23827952If it's only been a white thing for 1000 years, it must have been 1026 years ago?
>>23827941I havent actually posted there.You guys said that you were posting some my stuff.There so I went to look for myself , but I couldn't find it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRTjksM3YAs&list=RDcRTjksM3YAs&start_radio=1
>>23827954you're hazing some of the roasties over there its pretty funny
Is Cryo on grinder yet?
>>23827970Oh no lol. Well I hope whoever is pretending to me is having fun and not being to mean. Let the ladies down gently cryo is a nice guy afterall :)
I still.\nHaven't found myself on soc yet if not trolling. Some of it's in christian , but some of it's just depressing how desperate people are for human connection. But it's also good to be vulnerable sometimes , and put yourself out there.
>>2382797610 gay niggers come to the island for the orgy. What do you say to them when they come to the door?
Watching ano on the telly
>>23827986What even are the new year specials now that they got matsu?
>>23827982I would ask which of them has the meth and then let's get it onnnn
>>23827992Hope you have a good new year, Cryo you are certainly unique
>>23827990If u mean the no laughing batsu games, they haven't done those since like 2018 anyways. But I was watching the school hide and seek special on new years eve, and they brought back Who wants to be a millionaire today so I was watching that. Another new years tradition is the Kakuzuke Check that Hamada does, which I'll watch with the senpai later
jin donalds
>>23827998>they haven't done those since like 2018
>2018 was 8 years ago
>>23828002I looked it up just now and the last one was 2020, which wasn't as long as I thought, but they still stopped doing them before Matsumoto got metooed
Happy new year
>>23828006>>they haven't done those since like 2020
>2020 was 6 years ago
what energies are you all feeling is it good or bad is 2026 cursed or a year of healing i need consensus
>>23828021>2026 was 12 hours and 59 mins ago
>1990 was 2000 years ago
>>23827986why are her eye bags like this? i remember us talking about this retarded trend with actual plastic surgeries but i always forget name of this trend
I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day
>>23828032Think she might be Japanese
>>23828034Kek
>>23828036sluuut gaaaang!!!!
>>23828035aegyo sal
>>23828037Sluttttttttttttt Ganggggggggg!
>>23828032It's a make-up trend popular with Asians but especially Japs in recent years
>>23828042slur gang
>>23828037man imagine pummeling this vapid blank gook face into a bloody paste
>>23828063Imagine if women were judged on old standards and not modern days, where they actually had to share their ideas and had to earn shit lol.
>>23827578Her trying not to laugh while making eye contact with my bwc in her mouth
Ellie's personality of i watched a vid on 4chan once would not work. She would be shipped to the rice fields.
>>23828068The modern state bends over backwards to ensure that women enjoy all the benefits of western society, this while bearing none of the social and legal burdens or expectations of men. Notice how you'll never see a woman saying there aren't enough female garbage men, there aren't enough female farmhands; It's always, invariably, some cushy job there aren't enough women in.Look at how retarded revenge porn laws are. We apparently needed to spend tens of millions of dollars to write and pass laws because women are just incapable of not sending naked pictures of themselves to dozens of people, apparently. It's just like a natural reflex for them. We also had to make sure that future generations of women wouldn't learn any valuable lessons from this.>Here is a picture but you can only have it for yourself and you can't share it, you cant post it anywhere and in a legal and practical sense doesn't even belong to you and I am sending it to you without your request or inquiry of consent, under no understanding, neither written or verbal contract but you can't share it because I decided so but I don't have to tell you any of that, because. Just cuz I don't. Anyway here's my blown out old pussyIn a legal sense this is one of the most schizophrenic and contradictory things ever codified into law.Women will never learn, because society will never let them. None of this is surprising, we have enabled women to the point that they murder their own unborn children and then act like they are the victim and demand sympathy for murdering their own child. They're crazy.Titties r nice thoTl;Dr I fucked benleaks mom AMA (yes I took pictures)
>>23828094They need to get back to sucking duck and making dinner and way less opinions.
giving women rights was the single most disastrous and biggest mistake we did as a specie since the dawn of history
>>23828114soft mints
ellie isn't ugly but she isn't cutemy 2 centsshe'll look old #soon
>>23828125Eleanor is very beautiful...
>>23827891Shadi just casually admitting to dealing drugs.
>>23828021Was your NYEs super lame ૮ɦαƭ? I forgot you were like 19 earlier lol my bad Pegs ૮ɦαƭ>>23827799shadowfax ૮ɦαƭ
>>23828126kwab for getting jetted in 2025also mid at besty'all incels complain ab makeup then fuck anyone wearing eyeliner ??
>>23828131I have never said anything about makeup...
>>23828132doubt it. get a girl your own age
or 5 years plus minus
>>23828127duh ૮ɦαƭ she used to live with Van who was Jon's cocaine dealer for ADL (allegedly) ૮ɦαƭ that's why I was fucking with her and pretending like I was gonna snitch when she hung up on me ૮ɦαƭ
here comes the boom (its just nword ninacord nwords)
>>23827986god DAMN you Asian people are so ugly and felted ૮ɦαƭ
>This is what the average Japanese male looks like, it's no wonder nip women prefer foreign men.
>>23828140they should breed with other races to breed out their ugliness, but i am not a volunteer
>>23828140actual asian people are prettysome whore from cali is dime a dozen iirc
>>2382812918yo can drink here yes it was LAME but i dont even drink klausy i shouldve done mdma at my friends house instead of hanging with family
>>238281422 of my cousins have hapa Jincel sons now ૮ɦαƭ I hope they don't shoot anyone ૮ɦαƭ>>23828143asian people look like this when they don't use makeup or plastic surgery to try to look more "white" I think ૮ɦαƭ
>>23828147>MDMA ugh I took way too many of those random E pills back when I was 17 lol ૮ɦαƭ
>felted
>>23828160>ill have to go without a linked in profile picWomen a physically incapable of posting non edited pics of themselves, its insanity
>>23828037A bug-souled nothing. Spiritual essence of a pocket calculator. Will fall off the balcony of a z-celeb's hotel room in 5 years.
Who did you kiss at midnight ftl?
>>23828198I had a print out of claire with me, so claire
>>23828021Ominous dark isolated
happy new years day i love you
>>23828218:/
>>23828236What about u?
>>23828234I love you
>>23828021Good energies for myself but bad for Fishtank
>>23828238similar
>>23828241:)
>>23828021Euphoric jolly full fucking blast all day all night all year love and life tlp type stuff
>>23828245Hugs
I have it on good authority that there's a fishgirl who took a positive pregnancy test this morning.
>>23828284please be TJ
Love and life yall let’s get it
>>23828373they always talk about threesomes
I'm the one who still loves your ghostI reanimate your bonesWith my beliefAnd I'm the one who still loves your ghostI reanimate your bonesCause I'm a true believer
peggy spotted in the wild doing her usual job
>>23828455Black Tayleigh? More like the black Shadi if we can get her to eat more than almonds and chicken breast maybe
>>23827700betty has sex with black guyskys you retarded cuckold
>>23828156This explains everything anyone has ever needed to know about Klaus and his hole ridden brain
Important video from Mary about Mozart >https://youtube.com/watch?v=3VQir7bEyTY&pp=0gcJCU0KAYcqIYzv
S5 is a streaming house season where the fish are allowed to stream on kick (jet wants to bite into cx audience and get eddie’s attention) but main cams will still be on site and youtube
>>23828465nah it's fine probably ૮ɦαƭ
>>23828463wise idea
>>23827755no one cares AB
>>23827738michael
>>23828494sam pepper already did this and it was terrible, failed after a few days because of fighting and all their attention was on their own streams.jet replied flooding the replies with fishtank fans doing his usual conceited implication that he's copying fishtank, even though sam was on big brother and has been apart of streamer reality houses for close to a decadeanyways
>>23828531respect truckers
>>23828275VinnyRamosComedy
eerily familiar
Dead thread dead franchise dead civilization
will jet win lolcow of the year?
Imagine TJ having sex with Taylor. Him clumsily ripping his clothes off, Taylor taking it slower and being a lot more sensual. TJ's big dick throbbing hard, and Taylor wrapping her lips around it. Then when they're on the bed, TJ like a bumbling fool, cannot find the right hole. So Taylor has to grab his cock and guide it into her wet pussy. Then TJ proceeds to fuck her with the same primal fury he puts into his dancing. What he's doing would look ridiculous to anyone watching, but Taylor LOVES it! She's moaning and screaming. Her fat pale tits are bouncing in every direction. But then... TJ's body tightens, he empties his entire nutsack inside of Taylor! BUT, she is not on the pill...9 months go by and she gives birth to their child. The child is, well lets just say "special" like TJ. The first few days of them raising it are very similar to the film Eraserhead (1977). Taylor eventually gets fed up, and can't handle TWO retards. So she fabricates a story about TJ cheating, packs up and leaves. Her gambling career explodes in popularity, while TJ tries to take care of his retarded son, alone, in a small apartment in Michigan. The End.
>>23828554>TLP withdrawals
>>23828634tj is smarter than taylor because he doesn't gamble
>>23828624how do i vote
>>23828634you bring this up a lot
>>23828624they should've used this picture for jet
>>23828652kiwifarms
>>23828593last thread fyi
>>23828554Our girls DO NOT do butt stuff.
moshi moshi
I think I said this when I was in cancun, but does anyone else get really sick of their parents after like 2 days with them?
>our own
>>23828624 GET IFF KIWIFARMS!!!!!!!!
>butt stuff
>>23828695my parents are fine but yeah i never do family vacations more than 2 nights
>>23828674
>>23828634didnt read
>>23828674where
>>23828624link so i can vote please lol fuck jet
new year same mentally sick freaks typing mentally sick things kill yourselves
>>23828729I’ve got 3 more days unfortunately
>>23828750Shut up. Buy the MvC collection on Steam. I wanna play MvC2 online with you.
taylor blocked mark today. if shes going to post anything about the break up it would be now
>>23828750thoughts on simbal karma?
>>23828780He said TJ is sexy and attractive
>>23828624>>23828662I hope he wins but I'm too lazy to make an account to vote for him rn I think ૮ɦαƭ
>>23828780how can you tell
>>23828737>>23828743if you dont already have a farms account you cant vote you can only watch dictator joshs stream insteadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4DPHNq_Zn4
>>23828789Here's a New Year's resolution for you: no more posting guppies and pubes
>>23828787she had to wait for mark to finish packing her apartment for her before blocking him
>>23828786A question for his fiance: what fucking race is she?
>>23828695I've only been visiting Klausmom for a couple weeks now but she's pretty chill so I don't mind it actually ૮ɦαƭ
>>23828465>>23828522molly is base
>>23828800she's Brazilian I think someone said before ૮ɦαƭ
>>23828801yeah, staying at my parents house is fine because we can all do our own thing and I have my own room, but when we go on a vacation together I have to be with them basically at all times which gets very tiresome
jc update
>>23828816so true
>>23828786Think about him every day
>>23828794>>23828804>>23828814Should I buy these or are they gay ૮ɦαƭ I saw these at the mall the other day looking for new north face winter jacket and winter boot type stuff ૮ɦαƭ
>>23828826Perfect for you (gay)
>>23827891Played minecraft
>>23828826Chelsea boots and a nice pea coat
aperture update
>>23828826no
>>23828800>>23828807marrying a girl who looks that white as an indian is probably the biggest flex ૮ɦαƭ
>>23828845Can't believe Professional Engineers Ontario pussied out of fining this smelly charlatan fuck
>>23828841Nobody asked for this so who is this for? Just all out of this pocket to larp as jet?
>>23828826YESSS
>>23828851don't forget he's also a powerful real estate tycoon they didn't want the smoke
>>23828826yes
>>23828791he could have blocked her. their comments are gone and they unfollowed each other at the same time
>>23828786senegal was content and we as a community need to acknowledge this
>>23828786He's hot and he's the reason I'm currently on an Indian Prince Love Quest
new pretty dyke paypays just dropped
Why didn't you guys tell me Laker was on episode 9 of Pause, Snack, Continue
>>23828826idk it probably depends on the pants that you wear with themlike shorts or skinny jeans would be gay
>>23828926valley
>>23828900They're just on a break I think ૮ɦαƭ they'll be back together soon ૮ɦαƭ
My new gimmick? Caring, just being a solid ass e-friend. Im your e-homey Mexibro
>>23828942Sincere posting is the next big thing I've been playing around with it as well
>>23828926no 1 cares about gaygrumps and no 1 cares about the gay twink that makes gay music 4 self-hating gays in the nu-milliondollarextreme community
>>23828946I just cant do it bro, im so temped to insult U just on principle
>>23828830>>23828840>>23828842>>23828871>>23828899>>23828932okay so that's 3 yes 2 no and 1 maybe so far ૮ɦαƭ
>>23828956Brother I accept your burden
>>23828961sike I was just kidding b you know I would never step up
>>23828942David Foster Wallace was right
Claire's downie womb
>>23828979I only read spanish fiction and poetry
If I was a morgue, no one would dieThis atonal scoreAnd your rhytmic dancing on the dance floorI'm dying the death of a madman for..Standard procedureI serve no use for you
Creatures bf Terror nearly blew his hand off last night apparently kek
>>23829031The only thing that saved this retard from getting kwab of the year was that he sucks and fucks creature tits nightly I assume I would
>>23829031terror man what the hell youre getting up there you need to take care doggie
>>23827698https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb3baMYy-us&t=100
>>23829055hes not in a good place i hope he gets better
>>23828863It's for aperture and his paypig friends to feel cool I think ૮ɦαƭ
>>23829049I love this nigga he is the only clown that makes me laugh every week, he is somehow nearly accidentally killing himself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VS9TQrxkyrw
