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If my mom shows me another unfunny meme im going to lose it. Sometimes i pretend to laugh and sometimes i just tell her its not funny. Idk why she tries to make me watch something just so i can pretend to laugh or not care. Like i dont make her watch my collection of dead niggers getting beheaded because i know thats not her sense of humor and she wouldnt laugh or get it, so why cant she just stop for fucks sake
Anyone else here have a mom thats a total cunt?
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>>23829214
My mom beat me tell cps intervined now she doesn't talk to me anymore has has been a rampant addict her entire life that gave up from the start. I'm a crack baby and treated bad for it, I am just bitching fuck your mom. Is she hot? She sounds like a sweetheart but God sometimes I wanna crash my other moms head too, love her to pieces fuck your mom happy new years.
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>>23829274
I feel you my dude.
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>>23829292
She never beat me with a wire or got too touch me cock and balls like a popped sausage. But I did catch a one way fade a few times and was choked now I wanna be friends
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>>23829214
Be nice to your mom, you only have one

Ungrateful shithead
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>>23829302
Then there's the Spaniard momma's boy
Are you making coutious when you kiss your mother with that mouth son
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>>23829308
Swedes don't kiss their mom as adults, that's sokmething you do when you're like 4 years old

It's rare that I hug either of my parents, or anyone for that matter
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>>23829375
Whatever fruit cake I never even kissed my mother and she tried to jerk me off I mean cmon guy
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>>23829375
Get a room
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some coke
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>>23829381
>>23829383
What drugs are you on?
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>>23829388
Stop asking for attention babe
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>>23829389
Stop
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>>23829626
I tried hashish once and it did nothing, alcohol unlocks everything

Wish there was a way to get perma alcoholized but I'll have to wait for death and try to die in battle somehow, hmm
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>>23829639
You CAN get a yeast mold or something that makes you drunk forever but it kills you like that lol, but really either that hash wasn't strong enough or you weren't hitting enough. You gotta get past they're never be angry past just hurt all you spread is hurt. That's nit gonna be your legacy. You are a better man than that, drink responsibility or whatever makes it past our 40s. I know people around me who went early that train stops. You're making me wanna drink perfume brotha

I'm sorry

Dude it's all bad weed is way better and you can literally plant a few sprouts on a riverside come back and you got weed.

Lol idk drink if you want to but you'll hit that walk you can let the train hit you or move bladdah bladdah. I just recommend having some off days, make edibles from a bunch of hash in a little tiny bit of butter and go to the moon. Getting too high imo isn't funnbut some people like it pair that with stuff say pink floyd would take

Just don't die. Drink all you want but love past 40 cobra really is our saving grace, God blessbsupeemonkeysquirrel

Am I a good dog
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>>23829662
I won't die in my 40s, I'm thinking 50s

If you live alone you always die early, and I don't give a shit about my health and never visit the doctor or dentist
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>>23829679
There's probably someone somewhere who will eventually look up to you if they don't already, self destruction is lame. If you're gonna do it go all the way, kys with meth too why not be a bum camping life. I mean using it to get depression is one thing but just early death to escape chronic depression you won't treat is just as bad as being a homeless bum on meth atoesst then your get some have a hf a tent lige in the woods with a dog free money food life.
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>>23829679
At least have fun, real fun and be a warning sign for others instead of a tempting medium for others. But that's all bad advice, just tone back you need more vices like weed
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>>23829699
Street meth is laced with fentanyl, also I hate immigrants and don't want to help them ecnomically
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>>23829679
And blow is dirt you know you're redneck you know why they call it blow you do it tell ya blow out hooooey I love you man that shit is poison
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>>23829706
You can find a clean guy I bet it's a community as much as it's be stolen from sides you're from a libtarded area I bet they'd give you a tiny house if you're smart enough with pee and well laced enough
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>>23829706
But you're not straight laced, no one is lol
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>>23829214
What’s wrong with you she just tryna being nice with you deepshit
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ITT: Moids with mommy issues.
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>>23829750
Don't cross me
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>>23829214
why are you such an insufferable piece of shit? die goonhitler
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>>23829747
>>23829750
>>23831458
Fuck off faggots. You would understand if you had to put up with the same. Like if you had a friend that didnt like to listen to niggerhiphop "music", you wouldnt constantly play that so called "music" for them all the time. And why would you if you know they hate it, just so they can always tell you to stop? Why annoy them like that?
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>>23832474
Bruh she's ur mom quit being such a little whiny ass bitch.

Stop it. Son. That's right. It's me. Dad. Cut out the bullshit or I'll come fuck your mom so good every night it will be all you hear in your mind when you are in solitude or silence.

Okay bud? Okay. Right on champ. I got you a baseball glove btw.
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Love the memes or I will teach you to love the memes

Repeat after me

I COME IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST BY POWER OF THE HOLY SPIRIT, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
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Jep, it's me, your half-black half-brother, Derius.

Love the memes. Just love the memes. Love the memes and repeat after him if you want to live. I'm warning you Jep,

You're my only hope

Love the memes Jep. Love the memes or hell kill us both.

WITH LOVE,

Youre half-black half-brother, Brother Derius
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>>23832484
Meds now you freak
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>>23829214
tell her she is internet newbie and this was funny 20 years ago
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>>23829214
She's trying to spend time with you. Be nice to her. You wouldn't be here without here and your dad.
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>>23829214
Edgy teenager award



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