Can't pin what exactly makes these people look stupid as fuck. Maybe it's the inability to match clothing styles? Maybe it's the unkempt hair? The public hair beards? Idk man but I hate it.
>>23877219Damn that guy looks dapper
>>23877219*Pubic hair beard. Fuckin Addrall's wearing off.
>>23877220He'd look a thousand times better if he got a haircut and dress pants.
>>23877219>level 10 neckbeard/edgelordThat guy took a multi class, can tell that much... :D
>>23877219At least he's trying. People who wear pajamas in public are a lot worse.
>>23877222Agreed. Jeans are for peasants.
>>23877219Autism
>>23877219zero internal dialogue from calcified pineal gland
>>23877219Cozy>>23877221he's young>>23877222that's a lot higher maintenance level, and just to appease OP?
>>23877228t. neckbeard chud
Why do you care?
>>23877224Fair.
>>23877219>out for a stroll>I make a stop for some oriental slop>a seething adderaloid cant stand my presense>as I leave I feel a weight in my trousers, it's the cute cashier girl she's attached herself by the mouth to my penis >WHORE! I am reversed for marriage
>>23877219Is that dude rockin a shillelagh? Pretty cool honestly, I wanted to make one for myself. I’ve got some nice sticks picked out if anyone wants one I’ll make you one for free, and it might just be the nicest shillelagh known to man
Hat with jeans.
>>23877232Poetry.
>>23877219>you're a lizard Barry- Captain Picard of the Rebel Alliance
>>23877219that's what half of 4chan looks like
>>23877233I'd be interested and I'd be willing to pay.
>>23877219He looks fine. The stick is more questionable than the hat. Although he might benefit from a taller hat with a wider brim with his head shape/size.
There is a monkey with a scooter!
>>23877222His moms eyesight is not what it used to be.
>>23877238I’m not a professional woodworker, I couldn’t accept payment but say a prayer for me. I’ll get to work on the shillelagh, I really don’t think it should take long at all. Any preference in wood? Most of the sticks I’ve got are hard maple, but I’ve got a few pieces of birch and one or two pieces of cherry that I think are goin to be real nice. Add me on truth social and respond to one of my comments with a place to send it, or tell me here where you’d like me to send it
>>23877238Also how tall are ya? I’m like 7 feet tall, so I’d really like to get the length right for ya. You could just send me a letter also, I do always appreciate a handwritten letter in my mailbox. That way I’ll know where to send the shillelagh
>>23877219I don’t get it.He’d be the only guy I want to make friends with in the room.Not like I gotta fuck him
>>23877219>Can't pin what exactly makes these people look stupid as fuck.he is fat
>>23877219>What causes this shit?Denial of God.
>>23877245Unironically it's the stingy brims. As a hat guy myself I can tell you that all the cheap hats are shit and look like shit. You can't get the crown height or brim width most guys need until you're spending several hundred bucks. MAYBE you can score something cheaper off Ebay but that's another minefield.
>>23877221>speed addicthave you started picking yet?
>>23877219SLIDE THREAD POST PLASKETT
>>23877238don't believe that guy, is some schizo troon who will try to scam you or send you his dick picks
>>23877219He needs to lose about 20 lbs, either shave the chin beard or grow a mustache and wear dress slacks instead of jeans and as others have said, get a better hat
>>23877242arent these supposed to be magic weapons?do you do any ritual with them?
>>23877219Post your body and wardrobe right now; until then stfu idgaf.
>>23877247 I saw a guy come up in my recommended videos on YouTube recently who makes top hats, but does like skulls and stuff on the top of them. Thought they were kind of neat. Can Newton was wearing a white top hat the other day talking about his personality, made me like the guy.
>>23877222Leather shoes too. We should all stop wearing sneakers.
>>23877219They're fat and wearing full unlayered outerwear indoors. Take your hat and coat off you obese queers
>>23877219Oh shit, here comes the atheist!
>>23877219social awkwardness
>>23877219Damn that is good looking well groomed and dressed gentleman of the highest order.
>>23877219It's your retardation.
>>23877252I just pray to Jesus Christ. I was going to wittle a Bible passage into each shillelagh thought. Maybe come up with a name more clever than “Holy Stick man” you want me to make you one anon?
>>23877254like mystery? mega cringe
>>23877225Thank god I'm a poor fag! My Levi 550s are comfy af!
picrel, what I wear every day
>>23877254I scored a bowler-looking homburg off of Ebay. I paid like $30 for a $300 beaver felt hat. I get mad compliments on it. If you want to learn about hat shit this is /pol/s preferred autist: https://www.youtube.com/user/quadrogong1111/videos
>>23877262Who?
>>23877219tranime
>>23877219imagine going out in anything but a solid color tshirt and jeans
>>23877220the jeans ruin it and his inability to take care of his physique is the cherry on top of said ruination
What a fine gentleman
>>23877242look at this faggot doxing himself on 4chinspizza incoming
>>23877219There's a lot of issues. Posture first, second, mismatched clothing and colors, third, overweight.To fix this, I would advice a coherent ensemble of high-quality clothes with a better fit, accessories centered around a single central color, and adoption of a confident posture, like he's comfortable in his skin. Presently his posture says not only that he is uncomfortable, but that he's trying too hard to remain nonchalant by purposely focusing too heavily on what he's looking at. This is something a lot of autistic people do because they're uncomfortable being seen by other people in public spaces.Then, obviously, he could work out to lose some weight and have a better physique, but it's not needed to remedy the immediate glaring issues.Honestly, a lot of you guys in here could stand this advice.
>>23877219You're asking a website full of people that look like that why he looks like that. It's a lack of socialization with socially adept people. He's morbidly obese so he has a sedentary lifestyle, probably sits in front of a computer more than not. He has unmatching fashion items, conversational pieces, because he's wearing a costume. you'll see guys like this wearing all kinds of different outfits. they're just costumes. He's basically playing as his own custom character. He could be a 4chan user, or a bRedditor.
>>23877265I appreciate it anon, only have so much time I don’t think learning hat shit is in the cards for me but man your beaver felt hat sounds like the cats pajamas
>>23877271Oh no! Someone might know who he is! Who the fuck cares? Not like he's done anything wrong.
>>23877219Highschool drama programs
>>23877219What a fine gentleman out on the town.Pray tell, where might I buy a scarf of that quality?good day and I hope your endeavors end in a night with a dashing woman with voluptuous breasts
>>23877248>muh legal methnigga I'm so adhd if I couldn't get stimulants I'd probably be without a job and homeless.
>>23877219>try to play dress up as a fat autist with glasses>shave your mustache like a colossal retard to go for the extra autistic neckbeard look>wear a small hat that makes you look even more fat>jeans, even light fucking blue>extremely low quality coat>colors are all over the place, black and blue doesn't mix, black and brown doesn't mix, the barf scarf only fits clowns>end up looking like a hoboat this point, just wear white running shoes with that custome
>>23877278Just drink 5 cups of coffee a day.
>>23877253I'm not gonna do all that but here's a photo of me from a couple years back.
>I can't believe I am the only white person in this entire building>everyone but me is fucking retarded looking>the women are all dressed like whores>why are they playing rap music over the speaker system? This is an elementary school>I hate this land
>>23877222Or black or gray jeans, full beard instead of that front part missing for no reason, and the haircut would definitely help a ton suicide mission 6ix9ine no I said 6ix99 said 6ix9ine not 6IXXIX9 no I said 6ix9ine there we go that’s better oh great look it’s fucking changed it right at the end I said it changed it not it’s changed that you fucking nagger nigger that spells you NIGGER that spells you
>>23877280I’m making my third cup of coffee of the day. You like coffee? My parents are Endless Mountains coffee company. I could send you some quality fresh roasted dark roast if you’d like to try some
>>23877219Drip lords are born, not made.
>>23877222he'd look better if he didn't wear the scarf + trenchcoat combo
>>23877219Peeeeeekyfooookinblaindaaas>it’s on Amazon prime>sees retards walking in 20/30s attire here daily
>>23877219It's you inability to be happy.
>>23877219>dumbo ears>ginger>obeser>no aesthetics sense>no self awarenessdumping the walking stick and tiny hat would massively reduce the cringe factor, followed by the harry potter scarf and pube beard.
I’d play magic with this guy while we discussed our favorite anime.
>>23877219Alright lets have a selfie with timestamp OP
His dad didn't call him a faggot enough
>>23877284Love coffee. But don't worry about it, I'll order some, myself. I like patronizing small businesses
Autism
>>23877275This site is dickless these days anyway
>>23877219>trash beard>cane despite not needing one>blue jeans>black tennis shoesIf he puts on big boy pants, loses the fucking cane, either shaves the beard OR has it done by a barber who understand what he'd doing, and most importantly puts on grown up shoes, he'll still stick out. He'll still look odd. But he'll find a bitch who likes it.
>>23877293My parents were about as small business as it gets. I’m proud of them for that.
>>23877219Nice cane.
>>23877296Best for him, save up a few grand to get cosmetic surgery to pin his dumbo ears, lose the fat, die the ginger hair. Best for evolution, remain unchanged.
>>23877219Autism. He thinks it looks cool because it looked cool on a character in a movie, game, TV series, whatever.The problem is, costumes will always look like costumes.
>>23877264Bit gay to wear another man's clothes anon.What you should do is buy similar clothes and wear them.
>>23877219>Maybe it's the unkempt hairthat doesnt look unkempt though
>>23877219Agreed. Fuck those scooter mongoloids. They should be beaten to death with their scooters on-sight.
>>23877296All of those "men" look like faggots.
>>23877300>He thinks it looks coolThis is literally all that matters. Fuck the haters. Chances he was gonna get laid in current year are low anyway.
looks cool to me
>>23877300It does look cool, he got my endorsement himself, wish I could make him a homemade shillelagh. Just because you think it ain’t a cool look doesnt mean it should be thrown in the trash. If that were the case I probably should’ve been thrown in the trash long ago but ya know my manager was ready to throw in the towel in on me and I ain’t had one official fight yet
>>23877219Have you tried not being braindead normalfag?
>>23877298this guy thinks he's so clever but this is how a lot of his days end up
>>23877219>so-called males in the 21st century >worship successful "alpha" and "sigma" male archetypes and imitate them>total conformist and hipster, has no thoughts of their own and no individuality >pretends that they are unique and a rebel when they are brainless victims of groupthink and only follow the crowd>endless mock and look down on any male who actually has individualistic traits while simultaneously pretending they value those traitsSo let's be real about what you homos don't like about this guy: he isn't attractive. If he were built like a athlete or had the looks of a model you wouldn't mock him for having his own taste in fashion and being brave enough to not care what anyone thinks. At some point people just stopped thinking for themselves and now everyone is expected to be an NPC. Worse, modern males are all female brained now. You think and act like goddamn teenager girls. Real men don't give a fuck what another guy wears, and real men don't give a fuck what other people think of what he wears.
>>23877305Maybe you're right. If it makes him more confident, good for him.
> this SUV was made for driving
>>23877310All the fags downing this guy itt are the type that get "dazzled" when they see someone with a soul and a unique personal style.
>>23877304>All of those "men" look like faggots.Yes. Just like the guy in OP's image.The difference is, the faggots in my picture know what a vagina looks like up close.The faggot in OP's picture does not.
>>23877313>unique personal style.nigger he is literally cosplaying as the peaky blinders cunt. Its why people are reacting at all, they think its him
>>23877314KekI do understand your point although they still look they'd be more interested in each others anuses than a vagina.
>>23877313Exactly right. It's all about physical looks. If the guy in the video you posted looked like the guy in the OP, he'd get mocked for wearing that outfit. Even though there's nothing wrong with it, and it looks way better than any modern fashion, it's really about the attractiveness of the person wearing it. And I'll say it again: real men don't care what others think of what he wears. It's the man that makes the outfit, not the other way around. Other men are competitors. They can be friends, or coworkers, or even family. But other men are competing for the same resources, the same potential mates, the same higher social status. It's a waste of time to care what other men wear. Focus on yourself, be the best man you can be and do your own thing.
>>23877315okay here you go lol.
>>23877313These are just NPCs who are like >"Whoah its peaky blinders!!!" ....which is an absolute NPC dogshit TV show as well. Lad rocks the style well in that vid but it's not what you're portraying it as. Nothing authentic about it.
>>23877316>they still look they'd be more interested in each others anuses than a vaginaDefinitely.But if they WERE straight, they'd be able to find pussy dressed like that. Maybe 1 in 1,000 women are down to fuck a guy with that kind of borderline gay style.>1 in 100,000,000,000 would fuck the guy in OP's imageIt's just a matter of committing to the bit, honestly.You bought a fedora, an overcoat, a scarf and a cane... but not pants or shoes?
>>23877318lol, this king had personal style. It wasn't good, but he sure fucking had it...
>>23877317>other men are competitors>real men don't pay attention to their competition and only focus on themselves>be the best man you can be>but don't have any sort of external standard you judge this by because you're too stupid to pay attention to the competitionholy shit, its like Dunning-Kruger: the post
>>23877219>Idk man but I hate it.Noone cares what you think, special little snowflake,
I look like a homeless person most of the time
>>23877318>>23877321Miss that lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>23877320I like the cut of your jib anon. Good posts.
>>23877219He's fat too
>>23877219OP thats modern Doctor who
>>23877318Never saw that picture before but I was a very big fan of Joshua. Always wanted to send him a care package with some walking sticks and wand wood from the Poconos and some tobacco, had some nice gems and crystals I wanted to send him too. Thank you for sharing it, I think it’s kind of crazy that telephone pole looks more like a cross, and it’s making that oversized building that just says “Snacks” look like a church. Very goth, very cobes. King of the snacks and hacks, as well as the goths
It's his phenotype. He is literally a definitional untermensch.
>>23877329
>>23877322You're a female brained NPC, and you'll never be anything other than that. You're incapable of ever thinking for yourself. The only time a man should care about what another man wears is in a situational awareness sense. Actually caring about what another man wears and taking the time and energy to put him down over it is literally acting like a shallow female. You should be ashamed of yourself for doing it. It's pathetic.
Virgin jeans, sketchers and a pubebeard don't become "classy" just because you put a stupid hat on
>>23877332When I look at another man I am looking at hands and eyes as-in "what are his hands doing and where is he looking." Clothes are only noticeable if they are impractical for the conditions or some based autist flexing his divine spark on the normie retard cattle.
>>23877326You too, bong bro.
>The hipster and the neckbeard have spawned a hybridOh dearI dig the crude self-made walking-stick. Make sticks great again.
>>23877318Rest in paradise My ex gf and I loved watching your videosShe specifically loved your monster cooking videos
>>23877328That may unironically be the inspiration. >What I think I look like vs. what I actually look like
>>23877313Everyone’s pussy melts the second they see an Irishman.
>>23877331This one i do believe I’ve seen, pretty cool bike. Very cool bike actually. I miss his laugh, goto 5:30 in this video and listen to the way he laughs https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=OYN1Tef_PNc&t=580s
>>23877334You're hitting on the point I'm trying to make, which is that what another man wears doesn't affect me in the least. How does another man's fashion sense affect me? It doesn't. The only time you should care about what another man wears is when you see red flags that tell you he is a potential danger. Situational awareness. Be aware of your surroundings. That doesn't mean you should be paranoid, but it only takes a few seconds to be aware of your surroundings and take note.But a guy wearing a silly outfit in public or being well dressed does not harm me in any way.
