SIMBAL edition>FTL NEWS:-- Top 10 Simbal Touches https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dnM153YOr0-- Jet briefly tried returning to twitter but got scared away!-- Abi's AI Onlyfans pics have been leaked! https://gofile.io/d/TNPG3C-- Sam was recently in Alabama... visiting new Fishtank location? https://www.instagram.com/p/DTT-rHHjFFa/-- Season 5 cast LEAKED??? https://i.4cdn.org/bant/1768008206238317.jpg>Links:https://www.fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videoshttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_Wikihttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivePrevious: >>23877914
I just hope that Betty has a wonderful day
Angie Rose
Thanks for the heads up buddy :)
>>23878577>maybe next time chat
Make it happen Jet
welcome to the jungle
Mints’ insane Pixar mom body
I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day
>>23878589facts!!
>>23878589hnngnghhh
>Fat booty twerking femboy fag built like a Pixar mom. Love showing off for alpha doms/bullies/raceplay doms and being degraded, owned, humiliated. I’ll show any nude of myself and love shaking ass/twerking.
>>23878587ur a demon
>>23878589>I hate it>it's so weird and zesty looking
>>23878582I miss her
>>23878596cryo wants to rape u mints he is evil
>>23878581>>23878582Hapa flips are the best
Angie pulling on her nipple and moaning while fingering herself to completion
>the new felted s5 girl reminds me of that Chris Chan alog girl that microwaved hamsters and ate poop or whatever
>>23878587Im not a violent person but i really do would love to take that hammer to each of his shins. Might start with just using the handle and making him cry thinking that would be the worst of it before flipping it around and shattering his kneecap.Maybe then i wouldn't feel so bad knowing he is on disability after he earned it
Mints in the Incredibles mom uniform for S5 plzzzzzzzz
its overor its beginning
>>23878608>but i really do would love toThe thought of hurting cryo got me so turned on i forgot how to form sentences
mints helen parr cosplay
>>23878608this is a good post
cryokeen won
>>23878596You guys will totally get pwned by the secret Cryo plan we've concocted.
>>23878605
mints backshots >>>>>>>>>>>
Okay I am a Gemma fan nowCatch me up on her lore
>>23878609why is the mints walking on treadmill webm 3 hours long
>>23878607she's giving sociopath throwing milk and humiliation rituals vibes
>>23878608cryo has ptsd from seeing 5 seconds of a suicide video when he was 11he's earned every penny albietthink about how much money we waste on somoli's running fake daycare centers or on bombs or bullets to kill people
I don't feel that old at 37 except when it comes to datingWhy is everyone 26.
>>23878608>yeah it's only fair we break one of his legs if he wants to pretend like he can't work (he can he's just lazy so his mom made him get on disability to help pay rent)
>>23878601trvke
>>23878627this hoe is ugly move on to the next one already
>>23878611Ive seen people post about this shit before and they were freaking out about something with it but ive never been able to understand what it even is or how its measured.How does a random number generator equate to human consciousness?
>>23878623Fckkk <3 mints doing this in the confessional not knowing the cams are live
>>23878626>I'll be joining you in a few years chat (jk you'll be 40 by then and I'll bully you for being SO OLD go home to your wife and kids BOOMER)
>>23878627>>23878608im going to break both of your legs and slit your fucking throats you pieces of shit fuck you losers you post in fishtank live thread all day long you fucking complete loser psychopaths literally kill yourself you would do the planet a favor you fucking useless pieces of shit you would actually do it if you were kind of self aware which you arent you would do the world a favor and delete yourself from the world equation you fucking worthless nothingness, both of you, all cryokeen doubters.jesus loves you.
>>23878578Same, Bettyhermano.
>>23878630AGI won't be like human consciousness.It'll be something new, different. Better in some ways, worse in others.
>>23878628Is this real
>>23878600i could take it
I was thinking about the kid coming out as gay in Stranger Things and how cool everyone in the show was with it.In 1987. Sure, I buy that.Then he's like, can I get a hug?Easy, didn't we just share a soda last week? We all probably have AIDS now. The Upside Down? AIDS now.
>>23878630https://noosphere.princeton.edu/911formal.htmlThe following material shows the behavior of the Global Consciousness Project’s network of 37 REG devices called eggs placed around the world as they responded during the periods of time specified in formal predictions for the events of September 11 2001.tl;dr many random number generators around the world maybe human coherant thought around world events reacting at same time can changer random numbers in machines.
>>23878629>my bad >I just like the graveyard pix it brings back good memories
>>23878639Hell yeah!
>>23878641yeah it was a big filipina hapa linkup
the betty pedos are awake
>>23878637facts
Hi Cryo
Reminder that Ariel Ferraiuolo chokes on big black cock.
>>23878636 im 24 in hapa/retard years
>>23878661Dildos aren't real cock
>>23878630The thesis:Psychic powers are real. They're *very very* weak, basically useless, but they're real.This project has a bunch of random number generators. When all of humanity is focused on one thing the random numbers stop being so random. The project measures this phenomena.
>>23878647>>23878640Thats really stupid.Human consciousness does have an influence on the surrounding world and thats been proven (they killes the physicist that discovered it in a plane crash in the 70s) but having a handful of RNGs around aren't enough to measure anything unless is a catastrophic level of mental shift
>>23878661She sure owned us with that bit.
>>23878661insane to think this didn't kill her simpbase
>>23878671Did you not know Austin/Treeniggers/The prick are Jewish?
>>23878667You understand thats exactly what we do to you and your gay friend austic every time you have your little hissyfits, right?
>>23878669Yeah whatever you were talking about sounds hella gay I just meant AGI in general.
>>23878664>same doggie>>23878661>>23878666>>23878670>>23878671>it was one of those "advanced" bits I think
>>23878674Well so is Ariel.for a bunch of jews, they really suck at the whole subversive thing.
What is it about Betty that makes mentally weak people seethe so much to the point of suicide? Maybe Fae magic is real, BettyBugs.
>>23878666Does this nigger look like a dildo to you?
>>23878678Yeah her whole nazi larp was a dead giveaway
>>23878684>she looks extra jewey here lol
Ariel is fucking JEWISH.
>>23878582When I see her I just think of brian's bwc
Bliccy update
Betty being a Sephardic Jew is a plus. Simple as. Dunno why it bothers u guys so much :/
>>23878695>>23878691>>23878687>>23878684>>23878679Can we not
>>23878693how u gonna be 30 and be molested on tv
>>23878693Bliccy is hot and the ozempic looks good on her unlike mizzy
>1.1k views 1 hour ago
>>23878693jiggling her tummy was the most evil thing sam has ever done
>>23878692>yeah we need to stop worshipping these mid hoes>it's been goofy ever since season 1 with Josie I think >>23878693>Ozempic is so based chat
>/ftl/ subtly becoming a /bbg/ threadDidn't expect that.>>23878695I'm still surprised Matthew is still severely obsessed of Betty. A he has to do is admit he has a crush on her instead of pretending to be a retarded tsundere.
COLE DENNIS IS MY SELF-INSERT
>>23878707Almost pulling Pause Snack Continue numbers
>>23878624she looks like she smells bad
>>23878718the hype is palpable
>>23878700Hi Betty. Betty always brightens my day>>23878711He's the biggest simp, if only it didn't extend to troons
>>23878725I scrolled down 2 more and it actually says "hyped" so you are correct
everybody is so excited about season 5 4chan is blowing up rn
>>23878718Sam mentioned Trish on yesterday's episode. He said he'd still have ugly long hair if she hadn't cut it.
>>23878710>OzempicZepbound is based.
>>23878707How do wiggers come back from this lol, are they just going to double down and burn whatever goodwill they have left and force Sam to pull the plug
>>23878705Pre-Ozempic Bliccy was best just like pre-ozempic Mizzy.
>>23878711>Who is making these gay fake twitter accounts of me is it you or skull lol
>>23878736they already have zero goodwill left
>>23878731Not just 4chan! The hype is web wide!
>>23878733Super cheap, ok. Super cheap.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1768328629143712.mp4
>>23878711Matthew would rather fuck a flesh light filled with crushed glass and razor blades, chat.
>>23878740it's mike i think chat
bitchtank bliccy was perfect
>>23878712>That's not something I would ever admit in public but you do you I guess
CRYO, IMPORTANT NEWS: https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1768361505899673.mp4
>>23878742The real hype is about wondering how the wiggers will fumble and fuck things up THIS season!
>>23878740I'm not terminally online to make accounts. Probably Skull or some random seether. Definitely Skull since he got caught and admitted making a fake Channing account.
>>23878736 top ten rachel retweets
>>23878746>damn you Mike
the hype is septic
>>23878661Remember she also openly hit on this one black guy on twitterHe probably blacked her by nowTypical racially confused trailer park mud shark
>>23878755>making a fake Channing account.Completely irrelevant to /ftl/ and was months ago.Meanwhile Ariel is always on /bant/ samefagging and ip hopping.
>>23878751ARGGG I'M KLAUS MY BROTHER'S FUCKING DEAD HNNNNG
>>23878763Plot twist, Mike is Klaus' first name.
>>23878736Fishtank fans have lives outside of the internet and aren't aware fishtank posted a video.It will be 20k+ tomorrow when people wake up and see a new video in their notification
>>23878766Coal burning bitch.Actually it doesnt bother me if its a jewish woman burning coal.I think more jewish women should burn coal.
Nina updates?
Abi if you're going to do the AI thing, start adding some armpit hair while you're at it.
>>23878785
>>23878785True
American Patriot
>>23878755>>23878767>>23878769>>23878770>I hate Mike>POS doesn't even have its own post office
>>23878788i've been saying this
>>23878795greekgodx
>>23878783She def got a new boyfriend and is overdosing with him. She hasn't posted in the ninacord in 10 days when she said she wouldn't be on the Kick Apprentice show. However, Tai is in there and he posted this.
I heard from a reliable source that Trish's new boyfriend looks like Cole but is 6'5"
they should change the name of the show to septictank because fishtank is poop
>>23878785>yeah might as well add giant tits and huge pink bush too while you're at it>fuck it who cares go nuts these Jeets will goon to anything
>>23878796the michael community does not condone mikes actions chat
>>23878795importing illegal aliens
>>23878800>Based Nina on another ketamine bender with a new wigger
Ai abi rimming jets digital hole
>>23878802>He looks more like Brian actually I think
>>23878795mauro mogs this queer
>>23878800Yea she loves to disappear when she's getting dicked
>>23878795If he knows nothing about fishtank, he will be kino.
hearing rumors that cryokeen is on season 5
>>23878804facts
>>23878767u and that gross whore and the other simps should all just die at this point worthless mentally ill fags why cant u be normal
>>23878818would you prefer to watch
>>23878800Tai also posted this
can we have a moment of silence for the s5 girls who are about to be gooned?
>>23878831They know what they signed up for. Its an amazing oportunity
>>23878831
>>23878829it's completely accurate completely true
>>23878833they signed up for boss baby sex and a lifetime of being forced to pose for ai onlyfans
>>23878591
>>23878831crazy fun and insane crazy times ahead
>>23878829
I just died in your arms tonight
I dont know how /tv/ is going to cope without me screencapping the cute girls this next season. Im one of the biggest suppliers of simpable pics and i retired from capping.Maybe it will cause a downtick in pathetic loser simps, i hope.
>>23878829I would feel so bad for Tai if Letty gave him diseases or just broke his heart. Tai's endgame is Mira from season 5.
>>23878719>yeah the Loretta Janke girl smelled like shit too apparently terrible hygiene
you can't goon a gooner
>>23878861i'm a sucker for romance
>>23878800daniel just blew his lid, everything is a-ok
>>23878864I think tai can fix letty and make her a good housewife
I wonder what antics will Sam pull this time in Season 5?
>>23878864tai already has a lady friend
>why are anorexic women so hot chat
>>23878632No i blocked you for sending me pics of penises.
>force every girl to take ozempic until they look like Eugenia Cooney
>>23878597who is this woman?
>>23878867TUMMY
>>23878880>what's with the Betty simps and their obsession with penis >seems sus chat
>>23878884
>>23878733>>23878743binky <3
>>23878885
>more anorexia >I wanna see those SPINES
>>23878870what does this even mean
>>23878873>what a pimp
>>23878873tai's lady friend looks like Ryan Smiles
>>23878893This slut knows what shes good for
>>23878870Lol post
>>23878899idk you should post some interesting interpretations
>>23878870>>23878904>Idgi
>>23878607God I find Bella Janke so fucking hot. I could look past the weird shit if it meant climbing into her guts and mapping out her insides like a vaginal colonist
Can you guys feel it, the vibes are coming back
I love women’s tummies
we need to be posting classic recreations
>>23878826I would love and hate to watch letty and betty double team a black thug
it's not even plugged in
>>23878906>>23878908Blowing one's lid means he's crashing out over something, it's probably more of a bong expression
>>23878880No I recall telling you to chill it with the obsessive shitting on Sam posts, and then you blocked me with no warning since. Funny how you brag about being blocked by other people after they find you really annoying, but crumple when I point out the reality of your situation. Also why are you hopping IPs?
>>23878912
watching fishtank season 5 in bed with ck
>>23878920great work frank!
Steinful update
>>23878910no
>>23878917But what does that have to do with daniel?
>>23878910the vibes are raped with no signs of improving
>>23878925nichetony is base
thiccy come home
>>23878914
>>23878929daniel the aus letty simp
>>23878868true
We are reaching levels of "its over" previously thought to be impossible
>>23878929"Daniel (FlaccidOpinions) just blew his lid" - "Daniel just crashed out on the Discord"
>>23878929>yeah I'm confused
>>23878912what if ICE had whipped cream pies and they smashed them in every dumb dyke bitch’s face like a classic food fight
>>23878937Oh. I thought they meant back bend daniel
they could leak the whole cast and cams tomorrow and nobody would care
>>23878914why
>>23878937>>23878943>oh
>>23878946thats damandan
>>23878945
Oh i think that Twitter is a klaus + skull seether. They wanted me to post this pic and I didn't know why but now I realize its making fun of klaus dead dad and brother. Jewish coded. Has to be Ariel simps.
>>23878947the paypigs and mde simps would care. and thats enough for them
>>23878950So sticc her bikinis are baggy. God i want that slut
>>23878955Is he 4'11
dear jeti hope this post finds you welli'm sure setting up for s5 is very stressful and i'd like to offer you my holesif you'd like a reference, sam knows i'm tightxoxo
>>23878917In America that means revealing the truth on something like le enchilada
How much work did Jet and Ben get done today?
who's calling ICE on s5 house? they will likely be untrained schizo chuds and they'd either shoot everyone or kidnap them and send them to that one salvadoran prison.
>>23878963Three tanks of galaxy gas.
Simbal is the best fish.He outperformed all in competitions and has forced respect out of the rest of the house, all openly against him, by talent and perserverence.Without Simbal there would be no rival to keep Burt and Alex in check and no antagonist against Simptank.All despite the handicap of being Indian.And also despite being smeared by a cringe metoo campaign perverting his innocuous touchiness.Simbal is the antidote to Simptank, Friendtank, and bitch lasagna, is based and redpilled, and anyone hating him is a bandwagoning dogpiler who still thinks please help me I am Indian is funny.Join The Pride
the day frank went too farTW: gore
>>23878955I don't understand the klaus seething. Hes been posting on topic for a long time now, and he shows us hot tummy sluts on top of that.Is it just because he doesn't worship past fish like cole, jin or fags like cryopoop?
>>23878948Wym why?? It's our american culture.
>>23878955>oh it's probably Cole being a fag again lol he actived his Instagram again recently and then deleted it like a day later>>23878960>It's AI edited the door is pretty fucked up looking lol so sloppy
>>23878916facts
>>23878962my bad I'm angloraped
>>23878829These are so funny in retrospect because Nina is trying to play this 150 IQ 3D chess with a dyslexic Billy Madison-esque retard who literally posted "Ur miss out" and who can't even read out the word "marmalade" on a cafe menu and she ends up letting him have unprotected sex with her anyway. What a dumb bitch.
>>23878967>outperformed all in competitionsSucks that fishtank isn't about competitions. Its a "who does jet want to fuck" show
>>23878969not what i want to see before i go to bed
>>23878799lul
>>23878868facts!
>>23878970Idk. Whoever it is seethes at me too. They knew it was me shitting up the ftl hashtag and posting my cousins photo and homo erotic deep fakes lol.Mad gay.I just assumed it was klaus having schizophrenic episode.
s5 will move to the cecot prison in el salvador mid season like s4 moved to the s2 house
>>23878959>shadowfax doggie
>>23878979thought this was gonna be the abi dancing video
>>23878945Dykes need bukkakes not bullets. ICE needs jizz cannons
>>23878976>she ends up letting him have unprotected sex with her anyway. What a dumb bitch.Seeing her past boyfriends be jezzy tommy and tax, what made you think she was into anyone but complete retards?
>>23878799he's canon to fishtankhttps://www.twitch.tv/ygmoon/clip/BumblingRealDolphinKappaPride
>>23878985
>>23878992mommy
>>23878992insane crossover
>>23878992last live 6 years ago
>>23878989real and true
>>23878995I meant the seether posting my cousin and gay deep fakes. Total ariel coded shit. I bet its the prick.
>>23878943Good. All of her top simps deserve it along same goes for all the others for each fishtank girls.
>>23878988
>>23878990Oh of course but I just always laugh whenever I see those DMs because it shows the huge difference between the type of guy Nina claims she wants to date and the type of guy she ends up fucking. Women are evil.
>>23878992>as soon as she heard he was Asian too she immediately lost interest lol felted chathttps://youtu.be/LeaCkuYRhzM
>>23878998all roads lead back to Cx btw
>>23878992insane pull
>>23878992>KeenOr
>>23878979>>23879005I miss the season 2 house so fucking much it’s unreal.
>>23879003>Yeah I blame that guy because he's always making these gay edits of treefingers and shit. Seems like a weird dude.
jet i'm smoking weed right now which means you know i'm not a narc and can trust me with your hog
>>23878971why would you love that
>>23879015Love this fact
>>23878977>Sucks that fishtank isn't about competitions. Its a "who does jet want to fuck" showIncredible how they're still in denial about this is and insist all negative press is a kiwireddit marky awareness raid.
>>23879014No I only do edits of Austin chat. Mostly because he's gay and faggot. Klaus is entertaining and I've grown to enjoy his gimmicks as they keep the threads going. I don't know who's making those either chat.
>I thought it was Cole at first but I don't think he's a Skull Seether (?) >Not sure chat
>>23879023>okay no worries I will just blame Cole for now then >that's usually the safest bet
>>23879009/icej/ is eternal
>>23878647I always thought that the dot was a meme for /x/brained morons. Either way correlation does not always equal causation and I would love it if they released more of their findings.
>>23879031True
>>23879030Trish if she were attractive
if we all concentrate hard enough on it cryokeen will clean his room
>>23879037I will concentrate on his heart giving out tonight
>>23879013
>>23879037What's the point? He'll be homeless in a matter of weeks. I say get dirtier.
>>23878979>lol classic>It's not fishtank without people falling down stairs
>>23879031fuck it dood
>>23878970Klaus is an annoying nigger but the degree of seethe he gets is outright deranged. Lolcows like him are meant to be poked and prodded at for our entertainment, they are not meant to be tossed into the brazen bull.
>>23879013It will never be dethroned
I think greekgodx is a schizo redpill guy now
>>23879052Klaus doesn’t have a fun reaction to it like Cryo does. He also doesn’t post anything interest in on his own either. He has never had a semen sperm content or poop sink moment. Klaus is simply coddled nontent
>>23879055You don't miss the s2 house. You miss when they were able to destroy the houses they bought.
>>23879052>Nu uh chat>I can't be a lolcow until you make a kiwifarms page for me I think
>>23879058>He has never had a semen sperm content or poop sink momentThe "she didnt look 12" is one of the better posts of ftl history
>>23879061Nah I loved the house before they destroyed it too
>>23879064Oh fuck you’re right nvm
>>23879058>why are my haters always the same random IDs with 1 or 2 posts in the threads >seems sus chat
>>23879058there's no soul in a klauspost
>"I have decided to better myself and commit to big life changes" -Cryo before washing his ass first time in a week
>>23879061The s2 house was nicer to look at than the other 2 houses, I think
I’ll be taking a shit in the morning and turn to the sink and start giggling like a maniac. The fucking poop towel dude.
>>23879066>3 posts>>23879072>3 posts
>>23879062Kf doesnt deem any of us worthy of threads. Best we can do is go shit up the ftl/mde/sam hyde threads and get personally banned by null for calling his jannies trannies.
>>23879081>The only really like Summer for some reason >Unless there's another fish page I'm not aware of
>>23879083this was kino
>>23879076>2026>Wasting money on a towel when you have a perfectly good handRethink your finances.
new fishtank video is going viral like crazy
haha just kidding
>>23879087The towel is used as a cushion for his ass on the sink while he scrubs
>2k views in 2 hours
>>23879061>You don't miss the s2 house. You miss when they were able to destroy the houses they bought.No i prefer the soft colors of the S2 house and the variety between each room making each camera distinct. White wall hell of S1/S4 is the fucking worst. You don't need the room signs in Season 2 because each room had a style to it, in S1/S4 you do because each room was fucking identical looking. Real productions like Big Brother understand that each room should be a unique design so the people watching can mentally place events.
>>23879087>just hop in the shower immediately after>that's a life hack if you ever run out of toilet paper
Water report:How much did you drink today?
>>23879094“I fuck up everything” - Jet Neptune
you don’t need to wipe ur body sucks it in
>>23879100Proof?
>>23879096I was actually looking for this pic, thanks. also well said.
>>23879098I drink entirely too much water every day so that I can piss into my own mouth as much as possible. I love urine!
>>23879100I'll give it a try
>>23878718it’s obscure
>>23879098>not nearly enough for winter times + opiates >that's probably why I feel like shit today
>>23879108the warmth of a pissy diaper on a cold winters day >>>>>
>>23879098Juan boddle
mints is live on chaturbate!
>>23879120boutta blow ropes
>>23879119>mountain dew Baja blast... Por favor
>I ain't got no mountain dew Baja blast amigo
>who's baking
>>23879126you i think chat
we have to wait for a shadi bake
>>23879106>I was actually looking for this pic, thanks. also well said.Its also long standing practice dating to the 1950s, pure white anything would blow out the tube TVs so it was generally avoided and the expectation of no white is ingrained into media because of it, so ingrained that its part of culture. When a good director wants to make a room that the MC should avoid they make it pure white like the interlinked room in bladerunner.
big shadia’s famous pasta bake
next baker is gay
Klaus will be confirmed gay if he makes the next bake
next baker has to rim jet
ai abi is making the bake just give her a second to generate a good prompt
>>23879141>>23879141>>23879141new
