I am not in HR, but manage many technical people and hire pretty much constantly. I probably look over thousands of resumes per year, and honestly a lot of them are terrible. A lot of the things I see include:>Absolutely no detail on what work was performed at school or other jobs. I have interviewed multiple new grads who all worked on the same senior capstone and by the end I'm pretty sure I knew more about their project than they did. If you can't describe your role on a team effort, you probably didn't do shit.>No outside projects, interests, or key discriminators. This is a big one. If you went to school, checked all the boxes, and got a 3.0 GPA, good for you. The problem is that thousands of others that just graduated with you did the exact same thing. Picking who to interview becomes a crap shoot, and this is exactly where the HR nut jobs love to break the tie by picking Suzie and Dequandrius for interviews. Women are far far more likely to have relevant extracurriculars or outside projects which I think is *part* of the reason why they interview and get hired at a higher rate.>Having a gap in your work history isn't a killer, but be ready with a reason what the hell you were doing with your life in the meantime and why your skills didn't atrophy. One interviewee once told me that he couldn't work for 2 years because he was so distraught over the Jan6 riots. Bullet fucking dodged.>Jumping between jobs every 1-2 years is a serious red flag. I sure as fuck am not going to invest months of time and effort getting you up to speed if you're just going to hop onto the next thing right after being convinced by the first recruiter that shows up in your LinkedIn.This is just one retard's observation. I'm sure there are plenty of woke HR stereotypes shitting it up out there, but if have marketable skills and aren't finding a job in this economy, then the problem is definitely you and not the system.
>>23885566Imagine applying for a job
>>23885567lmao couldnt be me.
>>23885566give some examples of what a good resume looks like. is this just for fresh college grads? what about people with working experience
>>23885566>why won’t these stupid goyim jump through hoops better oy vey don’t they appreciate the opportunity im providing?No one cares you stupid faggot
>>23885566>forced to work>work is not guaranteedthe system is the problem mate. there will always be stupid people and this won't ever change. what are we to do with these people?
>>23885566I will send all HR retards to the gas chambers, you all deserve death and execution, no sympathy for corporate dog enforcement team
>>23885567Its a humiliation ritual worse than a dating site or app.
>>23885566>Jumping between jobs every 1-2 years is a serious red flagskimmed your garbage post and got to this pointkill yourselfactual inflation is something like 10-25% every year for the last 5-6 years and you are giving 1% raiseskill yourself NOW
>>23885573It's mostly data mining nowadays. 90% of posted jobs are fake. They datamine the % of degree holders and salary expectations, plus posting jobs fakes economic growth, they all deserve a holohaux
>>23885566your job is to hire me when I apply or kill yourself, that's it.
>>23885572based. i prefer to burn them at the stake so i can hear their screams
>>23885566No one cares, KYS kike.
>>23885566Job positions?
>>23885576No, his job is to resolve conflicts between menopausal women for trivial shit, male HR workers are worse than faggots, it's a betrayal like no other
>>23885566You work in HR? Lol you are definitely going to hell
>>23885569Great question. It absolutely pains me to say this, but for shits and giggles I put this prompt into Grok and the response was pretty good. The examples of technical work were a little thin, but it was a solid start."Create a good resume template for a new graduate with a Bachelor's in Computer Science seeking an entry level position as a software developer. "It is very obvious though when someone uses AI to generate their full resume though. Every fucking chink and jeet does it too.
>>23885569Resume doesn't matter, they will ask you random shit during an interview. I am a recent college grad, I won't name the engineering field so I don't get doxxed since this country doesn't have that much college grads. I got asked a question that baffled me. It was "what do you do in free time". I wanted to say, why do you care, but in the end I said that I smoke crack. It was a shit job anyways, 600€ 3 month internship. I will actually go back and farm land in my grandmother's house, they are all beyond insane
>>23885583Or why do you want to work here. I don't know, I might have to pay my bills somehow
>>23885567Fair enough. If people embrace the NEET life, it's less shit I have to deal with.>>23885572>>23885576>>23885580>>23885581Nice reading comprehension, ESL faggots. Go back to your shill containment threads.>>23885574Not that you asked, but our median salary is over $120k in a lower cost of living area. We also gave a blanket 5% raise to all employees last year on top of a performance bonus. If you work for a cubicle meat farm that doesn't value you, that's your own damn problem.
If anyone wants a job and isn't a complete dumbass, hit me up. I'll send you a referral link that will bypass all of the HR bullshit.$30-50/hr to start, ramping up to higher pay once you have shown that you can do the work.Entirely online, work from home or anywhere in the world with a functioning internet connection.Choose your own hours, you are going to be doing all of the work on your own so it doesn't matter what time you actually do it.No meetings, no Teams, no mandatory in-person bullshit, no manager breathing down your neck or constantly checking to see if you are working. No special licenses or qualifications or certificates needed. If you are actually as smart as you think you are, you can figure out my direct email address from everything in this post. Find my email, send me a message referencing /pol/ and I'll send you a referral link and you can start onboarding immediately.Good luck.
>>23885585Whatever you say, menopausal pleaser
>>23885583>>23885584Lol HR seems to ask the same retarded script questions everywhere. >where do you see yourself in 5 years Now that I think about it, I have never once been hired where the interviewer was a woman. Except at a call center but those places hire everyone. I've had no problem getting jobs when the interviewer is a man.
>>23885575Yea, that fits with my experience.> t. Going into second year since graduating with a BS in STEM, have applied for 2 jobs every day, 100s of applications filled out, 3 interviews, 2 were basically like some promotional speech for their company, 1 in person that seemed run by someone more concerned with how they looked and asking about what other companies were doing, 0 call backs.
>>23885583>>23885584that's because, i think 50 years ago or so, meritocracy or whatever was remaining of it died.jobs don't pay you or promote you if you are doing good work, high quality work, if you are productive, output a high quantity, etc.jobs pay you and promote you, and i really do believe this, based solely upon how much you are willing to tolerate being humiliatedthey hire you based on how much humiliation they think you will takethey ask you these questions to immediately test how much you will tolerate humiliationif you refuse this or don't accept this, you won't be hiredthat is because that company, and no company, is hiring you on merit, but only on how much you are willing to be humiliatedall fiat currency is printed from thin air, backed on nothing but paper, then handed out with little care or responsibility, so money is meaninglessthe only thing left is power, and the only legal way people can take up and use positions of power against one another, in this modern western world: is to humiliate one another
>>23885566so how do you react to someone over 30 with zero job experience but with a degree in chemistry? I can talk about my details in uni projects but I doubt anyone would care. Outside projects sound like bullshit why do you care how I spent my time at home.
>>23885586Sounds todo good to be true
>gap in your work historywagecucks get triggered by this while simultaneously dreaming of retirement
>>23885566>Having a gap in your work history isn't a killer, but be ready with a reason what the hell you were doing with your life in the meantime and why your skills didn't atrophy.
>blahblahblah you're not being a good goy Shut up fag
>>23885585>We also gave a blanket 5% raiseso you docked everyone's pay by 5-20%?congrats.and your median pay is heavily skewed in favor of good ol' boys who have been with your company forever.i guarantee you are paying new hires dogshit wages with no intent to promote or give them anything worth staying, just like every other company, which is why job hopping exists and you have to be a good ol' boy detached boomer faggot retard to think otherwisenot only are new hires leaving jobs almost immediately due to your weak ass "raises" (pay docks counting inflation), but you give them the responsibilities of people who have worked there for 10-20 years or more while paying them half or a quarter or lessthey aren't stupid, so they can see you are paying them a fraction of what you are paying others and they are often doing more than what those others are doingagain, kill yourself
If all of /pol/ pooled our medicaid cards together we could all start non-profits and be millionaires. Just sayin'.
>>23885566I refuse LinkedIn
>>23885566get a real job
>>23885566>Jumping between jobs every 1-2 years is a serious red flagHow do I, an individual that moves around the country frequently, land a job? I'm not interested in retail/fast food. Should I just build a fake resume that makes it appear I had stable work and just recently moved?I quit my corporate job due to pay changes and since then I've had shit jobs. I thought about trying to go back but with all these greedy changes I really don't want to. I'd rather take a pay cut. With my most recent move I haven't landed a job in the past 3 months. I'm about to stop telling people I'm a frequent mover and rebuild my resume to appear as if I just not moved here. Idgaf if I have to lie on my resume anymore.
>be me>self employed with fiancée>at last 3 side sources of income in addition to main>it’s all stuff we like, are talented at and have a passion forJust remember, wagies, you chose to be there. It’s easier than ever to make money, even anonymously. The only one to blame for never getting out of the soulless rat race is yourself.
In the U.S. they are only looking for chumps that will do the shit work that the seniority employees won't do. That's about the best they offer these days. The rest of the jobs listed are for POC applicants with degrees so the hiring manager can look good with corporate attorneys. Maybe a few gender unknown types and militant black women so the company doesn't get a dreaded right wing racist reputation. The really shitty companies will hire a worker with a good history just so they can make him two or three positions to save money. They can tell by his background that he is a workaholic and they just fucking take advantage of that.
>>23885566I apply what you honeypot resumes and then when I get called tell them u don’t work for Jews. They get pretty confused
>>23885597We could all join ICE instead, but most of this site has to be some tripe A agency people, I wouldn't know
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>>23885582everyone uses some LLM for everything these days and you're right, chinks and jeets do it 100 percent of the time. it's refreshing to see one that isn't spat out by LLM because you can immediately tell>>23885583women are on panels to meet quotas and to ask meaningless questions to not embarrass clueless female candidateshttps://youtu.be/9rcIJIWqYmo>>23885588i get hired every time there are women on the interview panel but I think it's because I'm tall
>>23885566Imagine working for anybody but yourself these days.
>>23885566You sound like a female brained faggot who is such a shitty, small person you act like a tyrant in the only bullshit arena someone will give you power.
>>23885566>i skim resumes posted on muh linkedin™ premium® here's my shitty hiring standardsi actually hire SWEs for FAGMAAN and as long as you're not a jeet nor have any felonies you've passed my initial retard filter
>>23885566You don't hire in my industry.My resume is a chunk of metal.Kiss my ass.
>>23885566You are a faggot and should kill yourself
>>23885566I put on my resume I am a professional thrower of bricks, I got the job because of that
>>23885566Fuck a HR. Go apply with USPS. Work at the distribution center. Its unionized and they hire anyone that walks through the door as long as you can count to potato. I work at a PDC and there are so many autists that work there. Try to get on as a clerk first or janitorial. Mail handlers get fucked, its not that bad, but they usually are the ones that get overtimed the most. You can literally be a felon and they will hire you there as long as a few years have passed. Once you get on with the union unless you quit, or show your power level to the trannies that work there you will never get fired.
>>23885601and what are those things you're doing?
>>23885566Techies who may well be highly capable often have lousy resumes. Their arrogance can sometimes prevent them seeing the need for a resume overhaul no matter how brilliant it looks to them.At the very least I want to hear you speak in detail about problems you made go away. And at least some commercial awareness. And evidence of use of creative intelligence, just so I know you’re not just a time server.
>>23885615whats so bad about a time server? why can't people just come in, do their job and go back home? thats what a job is supposed to be
>>23885615If this is the case why not just do interviews with lousy resume applicants and ask those questions in person? Why make the selection process around who can sell, game and whore themselves best?
>>23885606I eye fuck them to death with eye contact. I have blue eyes and smile a lot so those dumb cunts always hire me
>got a job as an Account Manager through a family connection despite having 0 experience>get hired because “well you have a science degree so that means you can probably do this shit”>7 years later I have both experience and dozens of connections for jobs>work totally remote and make my own schedule>can just take days off whenever I want>arrange so I have a 4 day work week while making around 100kI feel like its more about who you know than anything, but experience is what makes it all work. If you dont have experience, you MUST have an inroad. Without an inroad and experience? Into the trash it goes
>>23885614Why in the fuck would I tell you and give that away? The reason you’re stuck wagecucking is because you’re low IQ and uncreative. You have no talents, skills, passions, ambitions, or ability to think outside the box.I literally have a form of passive income in one stream. And I barely even have to do anything.
>>23885566I see the employment market like the dating market. >every woman wants a 6'+ chad who makes 7 figures in a white collar job and is a liberal that equates to .006 of the population. >every employer wants the perfect candidate with the perfect resume, 5+ years experience doing whatever thing their company does, no gaps in employment, no "red flags" or "ick" causing details (most HR people are women)its honestly ridiculous. Life happens, people go through phases, they experience tragedies, they make mistakes, they aren't perfect. (moreover a lot of employers totally suck ass and thats why people jump to other jobs so often) Its no wonder all these companies end with indian scammers who simply lied about everything even their education and qualifications.
>>23885613Im considering this, or amazon delivery driver, or mcdonalds. Working 5 years on a degree and spending 10s of thousands of dollars, i deserve to be on the same level as felons. > t. Masters Degree in Comp Sci.
>>23885616that's all these companies expect you to do: come in, do your job, leave. the recruiters here who expect you to work 24/7 for free are either shitty medium sized companies that still think they're a "hip new startup" or actual startups (which are ALL scams now). i get people messaging me at all hours of the night like dude fuck off it's 8pm already
>>23885616That’s a fair point anon. Nothing wrong with that. I’m thinking more of the type of engineering role that involves knotty problems that don’t have an easy fix. I do defence contracting research and development roles and seen my statistical share of liars and bullshitters in the past.
>>23885574I know right. You need to grind through 5 years at a low paying job like the one I'm giving before I hire you. Fucking kek.
>>23885567>>23885568>literal NIGGERS begging for GIBSlel
>>23885624yeah, I guess it heavily depends on what work you do and some jobs simply require you to put work first
>>23885566Software company I work for will take anyone with a pulse basically but it doesn't matter because you actually have to do work here and 2/3 of zoomers quit within 3 months because the work is "too hard".I sometimes get stuck doing interviews and most of the applicants are BS.>Link to a github that was created 3 days before the interview and has a slop project that doesn't build>Applicant doesn't know basic shit like what a thread or socket is and I often even get this with upper tier applicants. How the fuck do you spend 10+ years as a software dev specializing in c++ without ever using a thread.>"I have experience with ...". "Okay we use it a lot here, tell me about it", "Actually not really"We don't even get many jeet applicants.We did actually have one guy who tried the "firm handshake" thing and walked up to the building security and handed them his resume. Then security brought his resume into a meeting and it got passed around the room.People were all excited about it so he probably would have gotten hired but he had like 50 jobs on it and none of them lasted long.
Slaving away at a company that is, any day now, going to go under or be bought out by another. Despite plenty of people being good at their jobs, people are still being laid off (gradually). I assume they are trying to slim us down to be more cost affordable for potential buyers. I keep putting in applications everywhere but only get callbacks from (90%) jeets or companies that want a full 5 days in the office, really unnecessary given the kind of work I do can all be done from home. At this point I'd like out of this corpo bullshit and figure out a way to make money, but I don't have any clue how to press forward. Shoot me now.
>>23885583>This country doesn't have many college gradsOpinion dismissed. My country has more college graduates/competition. The hiring process is different.
>>23885566>never take time off>never change jobsMeh. I've had 14 jobs and lived in 18 different places in 4 countries and still get good jobs.
>>23885586This guy again. He used to claim to be a video game YouTuber.
>>23885614lying on the internet
>>23885566>No outside projects, interests, or key discriminatorsnot your dancing monkey, KYS. Why do those even matter when you know damn well people are just doing it for this reason?
>>23885630Oh it's absolutely the same, this place is pozzed and zogged like the USA. But instead of asking for a degree, nepotism comes in, or outright fake degree. You could buy a med school degree for 8k$ in the 90s. Business degrees are popular today, at least here
>>23885620If telling us what you do for a living is "giving your income source away" then what you do is nowhere near as important or as requiring of any critical levels of skill/s as you think it does.You have a bullshit job.
>>23885623Big companies are the best. I mean big. At least 15k employees. Anything less and they just work you to death and you usually don't even get enough equity to make it worth it.
>>23885637the company that owns the new york stock exchange gives out 1% raises
>>23885620>give that awayYoure acting like what you do is some trade secret lmao. Always pathetic seeing this type of “flex” on 4chan, with the “MUH GF” added in as well.Just remember there are a lot of people here more successful than you and your fiance, and punching down on wagies while not actually saying anything meaningful and its just pathetic. The conversation would be more interesting if you actually contributed something meaningful but instead youre just a pissy faggot with a major case of unwarranted self importance.
>>23885634>Why do those even matter when you know damn well people are just doing it for this reason?Because it indicates laziness which is the worst thing you can be and what most people are.I'd rather have a total retard than a lazy person since the lazy people will drag down the productive people trying to get them to do their work for them.
>>23885628Only interview I got, they asked me what github was. And their tricky tricky technical question was what the TCP/IP stack was. Idk, maybe I fucked up my answer, it felt beneath me.
>>23885636>job
>>23885638The Church of England?
>>23885639>he really thinks having a loving fiancée is a flexSorry you’re an unfuckable, dysgenic incel, pal.
>>23885566You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded. If you’re not rich already spending time on pol is a death sentence. You’re here forever now faggot.
>>23885639Also, no, being a low IQ wagie is bottom rung on the pathetic scale. Sorry your life sucks but mine doesn’t. Yours doesn’t have to either but you keep yourself there. I don’t care about anyone more successful than me because I’m happy, able to do exactly what I want, as is my fiancée. Also going to make White babies. How about you, loser?
>>23885643interestingly the company name's acronym is ICE (no relation)wouldn't be surprised if it was rothschild driven, before i left them they held the most bizarre town hall for all their employees telling them that they were going to "take away remote work because... because you don't deserve it and fuck you"I'm seriousthey didn't give any metrics or even pretend like it was about metrics at allthey basically just said "we're going to take you out of the comfort of your homes and make you drive to the office because i fucking hate you" in front of every employee of the company in a very angry and bizarre tonefucking lead-brained boomer jews man, they are unbelievable
>>23885646Your imaginary white babies are gonna be getting fucked by spics and niggers
>>23885566>>Jumping between jobs every 1-2 years is a serious red flag. I sure as fuck am not going to invest months of time and effort getting you up to speed if you're just going to hop onto the next thing right after being convinced by the first recruiter that shows up in your LinkedIn.Kek fuck you manager nigger. I job hop with impunity and I just call my last FTE roles I got fired from that I was a contractor. Niggers like you never bat an eye and anytime you try and ask for proof I can furnish a fake 1099 and some bullshit reference. Not to mention, I have about 4 years of fake experience. As in, I outright lied about what I did. And this is how I leveled up my experience and income rapidly over 8 years of work. Manager niggers like you think you're so smart. > You aren't
>>23885619Yeah thats called nepotisim. Only the lucky, nigs, and jews get that.
>>23885647I believe you. But my brother is a priest in the Church of England and told me the NYSE is built on land the church owns that is leased by the NYSE.
>>23885566Some of these issues have nothing to do with the resume. One thing to not do a good job of representing yourself, but you’re describing things that could only be fixed by lying. If a person has a gap in their work history, what are they supposed to do, travel back in time?
>>23885648>she’s already redpilledSucks for you, loser. But good job giving yourself away, fat ugly nigger.
>>23885566you talk like a fagt. actual CEO, living in Hawaii
>>23885616Wage theft is the number one form of theft in America. Never do shit for free.
>>23885566>management scumFuck off class traitor
>>23885653Drop all the red pills you want it’s not gonna help you when your kids grow up bouncing on nigger cock
>>23885573LinkedIN's own data indicates that only about 0.1% of job applications on their platform results in a hiring while approximately 25% of the jobs on their platform are ghost jobs plus over 50% of the data on the site is harvested by brokers so yes it is the absolute peak humiliation ritual. There is also a great scam on the platform where you'll do interviews, get told you are being hired, then need to pay them for uniforms and stuff - then they take the money and you never hear from them ever again. The average resume receives only between 6 and 8 seconds of attention.
>>23885657kill yourself, jew
>>23885657>god I fucking HATE that you’re White, successful and going to make White babies. I fucking hate you so much because I wish it were me.So much seething.
>>23885566I took a resume writing course in college as an elective, and the professor had me draw up a very good one. I got my last 3 jobs by using it. I use the exact same doc and formatting, but just add another paragraph for each new job. IT's actually quite long now, so there's going to be a point where I need to stop job hopping or trim some jobs off.
>>23885628>zoomersYeah, I see that too. Some of my best and brightest people are also the youngest, but a huge chunk just want instant gratification. Some also seem to have this thing about righteous indignation. It's jusy as bad as my generation's "everyone gets a trophy" mentality.>>23885631That actually sounds pretty sweet. I appreciate that culture if you're able to hop into a workplace and contribute right away.>>23885634I answered that in the very next words you quoted. The other reply about laziness is fucking spot on as well. You were probably too lazy to read the whole sentence, retard.
>>23885566Simple answer is to work for a company with less than 100 emplpyees which includes subdivisions that have operational freedom under the larger corporate umbrella.
>>23885660Your gonna be seething bad when your family gets niggered
>>23885664Cry, yid.
>>23885654Any retard can file an LLC, call them a CEO, and grift some VC Series A funding with a PowerPoint deck. And yes, I've done that too, and was smart enough when to get out.
>>23885662wow you really ARE gaygo back to le ddit
>>23885566i dont care about your shitty humiliation ritual system. go have fun being hamsters wheels while i NEET over here
>>23885566I haven't worked a job with a taxable income since 2004. The best healthiest years of my life were wholly my own. The productivity of the hours of my life was not used to birth niggers, chop dudes dicks off or pay for kikes to rape and murder the entire planet. I have won the game of life. God is truth. God is love. It's inside you. This world is fake and gay. Don't worry. Be happy.
>>23885578>>23885599/thread
>>23885644>>23885646I like how you replied twice, its because I struck a nerve.1. Im married, I dont mention it because it isnt relevant to the conversation, you just mention it because you THINK its a flex. You mentioned it in a thread for no reason because you think people here arent married or in relationships, when in reality many people here are.2. While we’re on the topic, my wife doesnt work, I dont need her to. Im glad youre both so happy doing whatever gay shit it is that youre literally unwilling to mention, once again its just you saying nothing and being a faggot. Insufferable, woman-like activity on your part.3. Go have your ugly children, I could care less. Once again, not a flex, having kids is not some amazing feat, if anything I hope you dont have kids because they will just be retards like you and your fat whore fiance.To me you sound like Dunning Kruger incarnate, but whats worse is you come on here, in a place where all that matters is the quality of conversation you produce, and you take a shit in the thread, being arrogant and evasive for no reason while acting superior.Truth is you and your fiance are probably both ugly losers, but on here you feel emboldened while not realizing you are totally out of your league. I am better than you in every way, I can feel it in my bones, you do not have jack shit on me and never will. You need to go back.
>>23885566So I should keep the section where I mention my homelab and its uses? Wasn't sure about that
Imagine telling the truth on a resume hr is run by literal retards they won't look into it
Why would I want to resume responsibility of other people's problems thoughbeit?
