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Anonymous (ID: sC0aZ+yK)
01/16/26(Fri)08:06:31 No.23887866

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Anonymous (ID: sC0aZ+yK) 01/16/26(Fri)08:06:31 No.23887866

he laid an egg on the escalator

Anonymous (ID: txt9mHVS)
01/16/26(Fri)08:15:49 No.23887883

Anonymous (ID: txt9mHVS) 01/16/26(Fri)08:15:49 No.23887883

>>23887866 stupid birb

Anonymous (ID: lCKKbjRb)
01/16/26(Fri)08:39:04 No.23887911

Anonymous (ID: lCKKbjRb) 01/16/26(Fri)08:39:04 No.23887911

>>23887866
>he laid an egg
>he
Requesting more information.

Anonymous (ID: qF69fKw4)
01/16/26(Fri)08:39:32 No.23887912

Anonymous (ID: qF69fKw4) 01/16/26(Fri)08:39:32 No.23887912

what the fuck was he even thinking?

!!Brock86qeJC (ID: Yq96ZeRY)
01/16/26(Fri)09:25:01 No.23887954

!!Brock86qeJC (ID: Yq96ZeRY) 01/16/26(Fri)09:25:01 No.23887954

>>23887866
seems the situation has eggscalated haha

Anonymous (ID: JAcXZY6x)
01/16/26(Fri)09:41:19 No.23887973

Anonymous (ID: JAcXZY6x) 01/16/26(Fri)09:41:19 No.23887973

>he
kill yourself you retarded useless fucking nigger kike faggot. go back to fucking pre school to learn basic biology you worthless unfunny fuck

Anonymous (ID: x7sGCLyF)
01/16/26(Fri)10:03:54 No.23888010

Anonymous (ID: x7sGCLyF) 01/16/26(Fri)10:03:54 No.23888010

>>23887973
I don’t get it what’s the problem here

Anonymous (ID: EE+MJrUU)
01/16/26(Fri)10:05:41 No.23888013

Anonymous (ID: EE+MJrUU) 01/16/26(Fri)10:05:41 No.23888013

>>23887973
it's 2026 men can get pregnant now get over it

Anonymous (ID: JsuvRTBD)
01/16/26(Fri)10:06:07 No.23888015

Anonymous (ID: JsuvRTBD) 01/16/26(Fri)10:06:07 No.23888015

>>23887866
tasty for you

Anonymous (ID: qF69fKw4)
01/16/26(Fri)10:11:39 No.23888018

Anonymous (ID: qF69fKw4) 01/16/26(Fri)10:11:39 No.23888018

>>23887954
eheh
>>23887973
you hate eggs or escalators or sometimes both, but never neither

Anonymous (ID: sC0aZ+yK)
01/16/26(Fri)10:34:28 No.23888056

Anonymous (ID: sC0aZ+yK) 01/16/26(Fri)10:34:28 No.23888056

>>23887973
if he didn't lay the egg then who did

Anonymous (ID: qF69fKw4)
01/16/26(Fri)10:37:43 No.23888060

Anonymous (ID: qF69fKw4) 01/16/26(Fri)10:37:43 No.23888060

>>23888056
O_O

Anonymous (ID: JAcXZY6x)
01/16/26(Fri)10:39:12 No.23888063

Anonymous (ID: JAcXZY6x) 01/16/26(Fri)10:39:12 No.23888063

>>23888013
he is a male pronoun and male birds don't lay eggs you absolute fucking dunce
>>23888013
this shit will never be true and all the unscientific make-believe leftist bullshit will die off eventually once people grow tired of it.
>>23888018
i hate retarded spamming niggers and reposting the same fucking shit over and over
>>23888056
she did you fucking moron. that bird is female.

Anonymous (ID: JsuvRTBD)
01/16/26(Fri)10:41:08 No.23888068

Anonymous (ID: JsuvRTBD) 01/16/26(Fri)10:41:08 No.23888068

>>23888056
maybe stirby did and thats why hes so cranky the bird is getting credit for laying his egg

Anonymous (ID: qF69fKw4)
01/16/26(Fri)10:42:19 No.23888071

Anonymous (ID: qF69fKw4) 01/16/26(Fri)10:42:19 No.23888071

>>23888063
i see...

Anonymous (ID: EE+MJrUU)
01/16/26(Fri)13:10:49 No.23888534

Anonymous (ID: EE+MJrUU) 01/16/26(Fri)13:10:49 No.23888534

>>23888063
>male birds don't lay eggs you absolute fucking dunce
this post is a hate crime and you should delete it immediately

Anonymous (ID: JAcXZY6x)
01/16/26(Fri)13:17:05 No.23888554

Anonymous (ID: JAcXZY6x) 01/16/26(Fri)13:17:05 No.23888554

>>23888534
i dont live in the totalitarian shithole that is Airstrip One a.k.a. the United Kingdom, so I'm free to say things that are factually correct

Anonymous (ID: EE+MJrUU)
01/16/26(Fri)13:19:01 No.23888557

Anonymous (ID: EE+MJrUU) 01/16/26(Fri)13:19:01 No.23888557

>>23888554
you should delete it just to be a good person not because the law compels you

Anonymous (ID: aBTtdID6)
01/16/26(Fri)13:19:43 No.23888560

Anonymous (ID: aBTtdID6) 01/16/26(Fri)13:19:43 No.23888560

what name is him

Anonymous (ID: sC0aZ+yK)
01/16/26(Fri)13:20:40 No.23888565

Anonymous (ID: sC0aZ+yK) 01/16/26(Fri)13:20:40 No.23888565

>>23888560
eggscalator emothy

Anonymous (ID: EE+MJrUU)
01/16/26(Fri)13:20:52 No.23888567

Anonymous (ID: EE+MJrUU) 01/16/26(Fri)13:20:52 No.23888567

>>23888560
Manpregnant Mimpimothy

Anonymous (ID: qF69fKw4)
01/16/26(Fri)13:21:23 No.23888568

Anonymous (ID: qF69fKw4) 01/16/26(Fri)13:21:23 No.23888568

he was right all along, they really ARE tranimal threads...

Anonymous (ID: JAcXZY6x)
01/16/26(Fri)13:40:02 No.23888631

Anonymous (ID: JAcXZY6x) 01/16/26(Fri)13:40:02 No.23888631

>>23888557
you're not a good person for saying complete bullshit you genetical fuckup

Anonymous (ID: sC0aZ+yK)
01/16/26(Fri)13:43:40 No.23888639

Anonymous (ID: sC0aZ+yK) 01/16/26(Fri)13:43:40 No.23888639

>>23888631
I don't think genetical is a word stirb

Anonymous (ID: jY7XbFOA)
01/16/26(Fri)13:46:07 No.23888651

Anonymous (ID: jY7XbFOA) 01/16/26(Fri)13:46:07 No.23888651

How long do you bet Stirberino has until his seethe-induced heart attack?

Anonymous (ID: aBTtdID6)
01/16/26(Fri)13:53:06 No.23888680

Anonymous (ID: aBTtdID6) 01/16/26(Fri)13:53:06 No.23888680

>>23888639
he's shorting out because people are making animal jokes too much

Anonymous (ID: qF69fKw4)
01/16/26(Fri)13:56:32 No.23888690

Anonymous (ID: qF69fKw4) 01/16/26(Fri)13:56:32 No.23888690

>>23888651
seven minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhYcYdvZ3IE

Anonymous (ID: JAcXZY6x)
01/16/26(Fri)14:10:16 No.23888720

Anonymous (ID: JAcXZY6x) 01/16/26(Fri)14:10:16 No.23888720

>>23888639
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/genetical

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