So i spoke to them in Ancient Sumerian, told them that i swallowed the apple of Eden, and then told them that Jesus was only the messenger.How cooked am i Bros? Are the robots going to come for me? Should i burn down a school? Do i need to get a high score if they come back?
>>23888089imagine nudes elvesimagine sex with elvesimagine how long they take to come.
>>23888089>Ancient SumerianSumerian is ancient you dumbbell.
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>>23888091he meant the old kind. not the new kind
>>23888089you need to fuck right off
>>23888089Whenever they come to me do I recite the Irish currypasta to them, word for word. It gets rid of them every single time.https://vocaroo.com/1fripVh9UkRp
>>23888089What race are they in Oireland
>>23888089And then everybody clapped.What you should have done was kill yourself 1pbtid sage thread. Jannies need to do their fucking jobs. Theyll 3 day ban you for saging a thread when they know it should never lasted 5 minutes anyways. compromised kike eglin trannies
>>23888089Heheheh bwahahaha!!! Those Jehova Witnesses don't know just how EVIL I am! I'm like a fucking anime villain and shit speaking in tongues at them like I'm fucking demonically possessed that'll show those 18 year olds being told to do boring work by their pastor! They're going to think like "WOW this guy is edgy and not to be messed with! I'm so scared for myself and everyone around me he's like a biker gang guy!" And I'll be like pffft I'm more tough than a biker gang guy!
>>23888095The Americans are seething so hard that we exist.They got replaced by robots and they travel to our island to discover that we are actually survivors that worship the king of kings and the devil, and their prophetic messenger in a bedsheet is considered beginner tier to us xDThey actually asked me fpr Gods name, so i told them, that those in power are similar to man, and they always change position. And he smiled when i was talking about robots infiltrating humans that could be anyone.And now i know why they want to know Gods name.They want to kill him and replace him to start another timewar.
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>>526153054Based.
>>23888089there are easier ways to get blacklisted by them OP
Ireland smells like potatoes and farts. It’s a dreary foggy shithole island filled with ugly or fat inbreds and shitskins in the cities
>>526153054how does he keep getting away with this?
>>23888103but what do you really think about the place?
>>23888104He's in at least 29 threads right now, too.
>>23888089I told them I already know Jesus and please don't return to my home again and they've never bothered me again
>>23888089Hilarious.Funny thread, bump.
>>23888106constantly. amazing work ethic
>>23888109Going on at least 7 years now.
>>23888089>So i spoke to them in Ancient SumerianNo you didn't.
>>23888104What was it, no tail?
>>23888110as old David would say. its quite remarkable
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>>23888114what an astonishing life form he is
>>23888115Surviving and even thriving in the harshest, most toxic and polluted environments of /pol/. Unfazed by the environmental impacts that have caused the less adapted species to go completely extinct.
>>23888089>we'll never get movies of this quality again
>>23888089Faith n begorrah, just pelt them with potatoes if they reappear
>>23888116David has never seen anything quite like it
>>23888099>that imageIt's been nearly a decade, bros...>Last online 2134 days ago...
