Learning Japanese is kinda like giving yourself schizophrenia except you convince yourself that combinations of scribbles have a meaning and one day you wake up and can read someone's utterly degenerate shitpost or political hit piece against the prime minister.
Learning another Latin-based/heavy language is like diving headfirst into a pool full of the head voices...>these squiggles are more or less the same as mine, but they're out of order>I think I kind of get what's being said here>He wants to plant flowers in my ass? Is that a euphemism? I can't tell if I'm going to get fucked, married, or killed