Just got out of the theater! Edition >FTL NEWS:-- Kloroxkatie, who was given $100 by Chris Lynch, has done an interview with the owner of Kiwi Farms-- Skull Hyde has a crush on Chanchan-- Cryokeen saving Season 5-- Jet Neptune rumored dead-- Scotty Rockers lied to me (he's been married for 5 years now what the HECK)-- Sam Hyde diagnosed with super AIDS-- Jet said we should have SKY HIGH expectations for season 5! He has promised to DELIVER!-- Nick Rochefort says Ben Affleck COPIED Sam! https://x.com/thugthief/status/2012911135402422615-- the fake reality show that makes people insane https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmT88Pw49-A [Open] [Open] [Embed]-- Sunday is Angie's birthday!-- Bloodgames video game CONFIRMED! https://x.com/fishtankislive/status/2011648306368462858-- Direnc is back in America!>Links:https://www.fishtank.live/https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videoshttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_Wikihttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivePrevious: >>23901164
FUCK OFF
I need everyone here to take the "good behavior pledge" meaning you promise you won't ruin s5 To accept simply reply "I TAKE THE PLEDGE"
this is 819 not 818
>>23902820Alas I cannot. I must exploit a known vulnerability in the Morrowind Multiplayer mod to destroy the season.
>>23902820I TAKE THE PLEDGE
we have to talk about idea of potential klaus2peggy and peggy2klaus revenge porn leakswn2b manifesting it
>>23902827Are you asking to see more of the Klausklitty?
>>23902829>this is very artistic and wholesome >definitely not eye rapey at all like the fat disgusting gay retarded cryococks >yep mhmm>noice noice
>>23902833You raped our eyes with your pubes and boy clitty and you never apologized
>>23902829>Posts pic of himself coyly cupping his micro penis for a bunch of guys to see>Claims to be asexual and straightWhat did he mean by this?
>>23902831>lol why is Jet in disguise as a subway wagey with long hair now chat>does he really think one of the 40 remaining fishtank.live fans is going to recognize him on the streets of Atlanta GA?
>>23902820I take the pledge to continually raise my expectations for season 5
Don’t step on my blue suede shoes
>>23902839did you have a good rest klaus?
I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day
>>23902829You can tell he’s doing a tight fist, meaning it’s small enough to fit between his fingers. Microklitty
>>23902834>it wasn't rape chat>it was boundary pushing>experimental >innovative >it challenged existed norms and societal expectations chat
>>23902827do you think he would do that to me
Die, GENUINELY.DIE.
jet with a manbun
>>23902849He’s posted nudes from alleged ex girlfriends before so yes absolutely
>>23902838>you always imagining my penis as small is why Seth moogled you today I think chat>I don't know how you let this guy do it but he keeps felting you at the same time as he felts himself >it's crazy work chat
>>23902848>So shameless and perverted that he can't even bring himself to apologize Grim. It seems that when Cryo eventually gets put down by Mamakeen, you'll take his place as the new Cryo
>>23902853>I don't post pix without permission that's revenge photography chat
>>23902849i expect you to betray him first the moment he send you his lewds
bonnie mogs
Is this how his dick is squished
>>23902850That’s evil to say but it’s okay I forgive you. I love you.
When's the next sesh?
>>23902860cool it with the anti grower gang remarks
>>23902862i tried playing morrowind not that long ago for the first time but after realizing that basically every NPC has the exact same dialogue of useless info dumps and that I could swing 100 times in a row and not hit a rat, I quit
>Jet should just go back to deleting his accounts. This whole social media thing isn't working out for him I think.>>23902860>lol no it wasn't hard chat>don't make me post the BORNER pic again the Canadians will yell at me chat
why is everyone concerned with our love life
>>23902854>Klaus seethes so hard about me he's unironically a sethfag nowBomboclatt...
>>23902867Why don't you want the pizza man?
>>23902864i can't believe poop spongebob said that
>>23902869he gives me the creeps
>>23902867I hope we all get invited to the wedding
can i be serious i genuinely don't see the bad anyone else sees in klaus he's just funny and if you're nice to him he's nice back
>me when my life is ruined because 30 friggin LOSERS on 4chan just hate me for no reason and not because of my behavior and continued choice to be incompetent or anything like that it's just like what the frick these friggin LOSERS have no life they just hate when someone succeeds go back to kiwifarms you losers you're just mad
>>23902867Klaus is going to post your brown tits before the first quarter of the year is over and you’re gonna feel really fucking stupid like that other fat brown euro that Jimmy groomed and posted tits of.
imagine gay negging guy to make him show his hard cock yall crazy
>he's just trying to pay his bills chat>he puts one $5k Balenciaga boot on at a time just like the rest of us
>>23902877my tits aren't even all that
>>23902873spergs get filtered by his sense of humor i think chat
Message from production: You guys make the show fun to make. Keep on rockin :)
>>23902867>they're just jealous of our beautiful interracial/intercontinental relationship I think
braus was wagie, peggy is also wagie
>>23902877>I'm not a Jimmy or a Jezza chat I would never try to publicly embarrass someone like that chat plus it's mad illegal now that's a felony chat
>>23902885expectations rising
>>23902887>brausRIP
>>23902873some people take the threads way too seriously chat
>>23902887>if that's true he's gotten a whole lot better at pretending to be a girl lol >remember his fake Drool on the Australian VPN? >that was pretty CRANGE chat
>>23902873>>23902867pick me
>>23902887say it aint so
>>23902844>yes chat but still tired doh>might be coffee and methadone time soon chat>>23902847>I pressed it down it's lying flat lol
>>23902865Gotta level up your speech and weapon skills, chat.
>>23903199Isn't methadone supposed to be temporary wait I know the answer to that crestin
>>23903201>yeah it only lasts 34-36 hours I think chat
Try Kratom to get off methadoneI heard the withdrawals aren't so bad
>>23903204>24-36 I mean chat
>mexanon and peggy both exposed as frauds in a 24 hour spancrazy
>>23903206>Kratom is too weak chat>It wouldn't touch me
we’re importing /ftl/ anons right now
>>23903212Tell the clinic you want a 8-12 month blind taper retard.
>>23903210>Piggy is real you guys are just jealous of our relationship I think chat
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=a9LzKRGUlNA&si=yb5iHo2Gert1Yqbu
>>23903215>they give me bottles to take home with the mgs printed on them so that wouldn't work R word chat
>>23903219Wow
>>23903220"R-word" Stealing benleaks bit chat
>>23903219is this real
>>23903221>>23903222>leaks was F wording to your leaked nudes the other day I think chat >what a Zesty P(unjabi) word chat
>>23903227More real than Abi's onlyfan.
>>23903210when did that happen
>>23903233What does f wording mean Also I doubt he cares about the almost decade old pictures of me
>>23903238>F(ap) wording I think chat>so you were 22 or 23 in this pix then chat?
>>23903233Benleaks doesnt fap He just loves the game
>>23903242Im 26
>>23903243Benji faps
>>23903249Hmm
>>23903243>>23903246>lol we're like the same age shut up chat
>>23903249Shut up
>>23903249we’re all asexual i think
>>23903251You're not 26 years old Klaus ur like almost 40
>>23903237you havent always attention seeked and posted like a woman chat thats abnormal for someone who is supposedly as manic and fucked up as you chat you were gloating in your chloe larp and trying to convince people she was real chat you post ai pics and promote your pedo fantasy of a molested girl poster chat youre not fooling anyone chathttps://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/23034849/#q23035125
>>23903249>he's a habitual rapper>that's why he has the body dysphoria now I think chat>too much porn can turn you trans
>>23903259shadowfax chat
I love Benleaks
>>23903255>you're like 32 and I'm almost 35 you evil pervert chat >we've been over this before I think chat
>>23903268Why do you want me to be 32 that 6 years older than I am
>>23903270>Because that's what you told me on our call before you D word lol
>>23903272Hahahahaha love the evil pervert phrase add in nice to see you again goysooner
>>23903272ebin
>>23903272golden god?
>>23903273I dont believe I have ever told you I was 32 when my age is posted on all my Instagram pages that you follow
>>23903272>sex pervert Jet Moxley GoodsonKek
Shadi Justice Norway Justice
>>23903272>the black bar over the AI baby's eyes is crazy work chat
I bet Klaus has a massive dick and makes all the girls have tons of crazy orgasms
>>23903280>I wouldn't know that because I only use Instagram to take screenshots of random girls to post on /ftl/ I think chat >we're like the same age doh so whatever it's fine chat
>>23903272noice noice
>>23903288Ur like 10 years older than me and I still think ur lying about ur age
>>23903275Hi Shadi, I hope you are doing well.I saw you post the evil pervert phrase, it's funny.Smaller version:
>-Kloroxkatie, who was given $100 by Chris Lynch, has done an interview with the owner of Kiwi FarmsWait is she one of the chicks who fucked turkey tom or was this separate?
>>23903291Thank you Norway, likewise. Appreciate the check in
>>23903293Yes not separate
>>23903290>okay we can pretend chat>I'm 24 I'm actually Younger than you now I think chat
>>23903298From a human beings perspective you look 36-37 in this gaunt face and graying
>>23903298Why do your eyes look demonic?
>>23903299And 36 and 37 is a kind answer since im considering your stress levels aging you
But Klaus you can embrace it youre old but you dont look terrible like some people
Fishtank girls I've seen the titties ofNigger NinaSylviaBettyTayleighSummerBliccyDelaneyBinxTurbo idkKatoShadiCreatureDirencAngieJetCryokeen
>>23903299>>23903300>>23903302>UH OH>SOMEONE GOT MOOGLED >WHOOAAAA BUDDDYYYYY>KLAUS WINZ AGAIN>FELTED SHADI CHAT
>>23903304>you were moogled chat I beat you by 3 years sorry chat I always win chat
>>23903306Its okay to be comfortable in your age Klaus no need to go back or fight the insecurities of facing aging
>>23903295https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1768740670362556.mp4
>>23903306She’s so hot
>>23903305>Angie? When did that happen?
>Ben is making all the public appearances on behalf of fishtank instead of Jet>Jet is posting memes about being unemployed, then crashing out then deleting the commentsI think he actually got fired
>>23903313truuuu
>>23903272I miss these quality posts desu.
>>23903306primary/middle school girls were wearing such thick plano glasses, near 2012
>>23903310>>23903312>they're mad cause MOOGLED lol>I don't message anyone on Instagram lol turn off your VPN and go back in hiding norGAY (lol felted)
>>23903322I go by she/her pronouns and im just concerned I just want you to be comfortable in your skin Klaus its okay yo be almost 40 just keep that glow in your heart active. I know youre on methadone and that could probably fuck it up a bit but youre still a human being to me
>>23903317>It's cause he knows everyone hates him now because of the Ellie thing and that Kat girl interview with Shadi got leaked>Sam was probably like maybe you should lay low for a while let Ben handle the PR stuff>that's probably why Jet has been impotently seething at people in his comments on twitter and stuff maybe chat
>>23903327I say glow in your heart cause theres no glow in your eyes but hey maybe things can turn around and you can get that back
>>23903327>>23903329>I'm not 40 yet chat but I will let you guys know when I get there I promise chat just give me time
>>23903338Hopefully you live to make it there, everyday we wake up its a blessing
>>23903339ominous
>>23903340:)
>>23903339>>23903340>>23903343>Everyday is a grift from God chat
>>23903339>>23903343If you harm him, I'll come for you. You know that right?
>>23903344shadowfax chat
>>23903315She bent down during an early stream while not wearing a bra and you got a good look for about a minute or so.
>>23903344Let's just make sure that doesnt run outLife is beautiful
Is Jet actually working at Subway now guys? I think he really got fired but I can’t tell if it’s a skit or real because these guys are the kings of gaslighting and deception..
>>23903351impossible to tell the gaslighting is just too good
>>23903351You think Jet Neptroon would post where he works he's making a joke so he can surprise audiences with his big fat appearance in season 5. He's doing it mockingly to get the audience that wanted him gone jaded
>>23903349>oh right I forgot about that stream lol was that on purpose chat?>she was looking right into the camera so she had to have known her nips were showing like that chat >>23903350
>>23903347You think they will send somebody to check your harddrive chat?
Jet Cocksley Poopson's first reaction to an AI picture of a white father with white children is to wish child abuse upon them, very interesting
One thing I thought was interesting was Jon or one of the 40 boys saying their show was gonna be in Georgia at some point im too lazy to look rn but they said Oregon then Georgia
>>23903351it's a metaphor
>>23903351>It was a Johnny Neptune reference I think chat>But yeah he's also trying to flex on his haters that work at Subway and McDonald's I think maybe chat (poor Jin chat)
>>23903351He's stealing Frank's bit
>>23903362>Jet is throwing shade on your fellow fry baggers chat>you need to felt him chat
Getting sleepy gn
if you look at ratio you will understand jet redeemed himself in the eyes of fishtroonkers when he sent death wished to a child
Can we all here at /bant/ pool something together for Paula Goodson to thank her for the great job she did raising Jet all these years
>>23903367>Gn chat
>>23903351>the kings of gaslighting and deception
>>23903367gn
>>23903370>>23903372Ty
>>23903371we're going to look like such fools when #javier isn't there
>>23903259trying to draw attention to myself (now) vs posting anonymously i post on other boards nd don't go around saying im peggy look at me
if you want i can go back to blending in and posting boring shit so then i'll be mistaken for you even more do you want that
>>23902873>The shills get mad at me because I'm popular and people talk about me a lot in the threads even though I'm not "production wigger approved" I think
>>23903377>>23903380I dont believe you but do whateverthoughts on jets further weight gain? how fat would he have to get before enough is enough
>if I was ever on fishtank or their website everyone would be like "damn Klaus is so cool we were wrong about Klaus I like everyone that Sam and Jet likes because I have no mind of my own beep boop I am an NPC please upgrade my RAM beep boop computer noises"
>>23903390Boy is he fat
>>23903390he should eat more poop
Is Ellie a feeder?
>>23903390i thought he was bigger during s4 am i wrong? his clothes were vry baggy. but he has maybe 8kg before he's 0% attractive
>>23903390sorry chuds only twinks can pull off long hair
>>23903390>Peggy needs to cut his hair I think chat >Why did he grow it out is he trying to be incognito so the new house location doesn't get blown?
>>23903390
>>23903397baggy clothes yes. either way it's not looking good for s5, didnt you say his weight was an indicator for a good season
>>23903405Ellie got groomed by this?!
>>23903408worse, it was consensual from her side
>>23903405yes and the hair is not it he doesn't have confidence in a solid product ithink
>>23903405
fat bitch
Subway Jet looks like a she/they who made a gofundme to escape a toxic home environment
>>23903390He’s back in the comments for more abuse
season 5 starts when everybody apologizes to jet
>>23903415>>23903417>>23903419>fat Jet = depressed stress eating Jet>It's a bad evil pervert Shadi omen chat
season 5 starts when everybody sends jet mcdonalds money
>>23903426>>23903429>time for your lobotomy https://youtu.be/XA8PXbTb7OQ
>>23903430idk klaus ive been thinking lately and maybe we have all been going a little too hard on jet. what if shadi is actually the bad guy here? don’t tell me the thought has never crossed your mind.
>>23903432INFILTRATOR
>>23903432>Shadi is kind of Jet coded sometimes they've both done bad stuff probably with guys/girls and drugs like with the Van stuff but they both make content so it's whatever I guess chat>The thing that should be obvious to everyone is that if fishtank production had actually hired Shadi during bitchtank like she so desperately wanted she would be on twitter and Instagram defending him right now calling us bugs probably chat
>>23903436exactly and shadi knew about the marky stuff when she went on bitchtank and tried to get hired so she didn’t care then
did anybody else see that quick jet ig live just now?
>>23903436She was also there when the Abi/Claire stuff happened but Shadi was too happy to orbit around Jimmy, Dungay and Sodaman to do anything about it. Then they told her to fuck off and suddenly it was a huge fucking problem.
>>23903440>it's real
>>23903440based tj
>>23903414>>23903422starting too look more and more streamstar
>>23903442she did good regardless of motivations
>>23903440>Seth coded chat>>23903438>>23903442>yeah that's the main problem with Shadi Justice you can tell it was always more of a personal revenge type of thing than actually caring about the girls Jet allegedly abused or whatever probably >she wanted to be the new Letty or Josie or Bex I think
>>23903440W random_hater
>>23903448this season we’re putting the gloves on (to make sandwiches)
>>23903448*pawn star
Are there any good recaps of this shit? It seems like my options are downloading torrents that are a few TB worth of camera feeds with nothing going on 90% of the time and trying to sync them up, or faggy youtube recaps that condense a whole day down into 20 minutes with 15 minutes of some dysgenic freak staring at the camera giving commentary.Where's the middle ground, hour of footage a day autismo stuff?
>>23903440Lol
