woke up to another boyfriend-less lifefuck my chud life
day not lifewaking up to another life would be crazyy
>>23906861i can be your boyfriend faggot
>>23906861me on the left
>>23907116Changes come around real soon, make us womenand men.
>>23906861its ok ill be your boyfriend :D
>>23907116i'm so jelly>>23907198r-really? That would be nice..
>>23906861i do this....
Get wrecked, I have a loving bf and hot sexo. I'm living life. Be jealous and seethe femcels and fags.
>>23907352i am jealous and seething
>>23906861>>23907545just get a 2d bf
>>23907578can't cuddle 2d bfs
>>23907592i hug my blanket and pretend like it's alive while having delusions
>>23906866i call those dreams>>23907633made a thread about how i do a similar thingfunny
Hey OP, wanna talk?My discord is linoleumgreek.
If you're feeling up to it I could be your ebf. My last LDR fell through since I'm certain she was only using me to scratch her attention itch and had to let her go peacefully.I'd be very happy to, you know. I'm actually a little desperate, but I don't know if that's really true for you.
>>23909848Didn't feel like we had a mutual spark at all. Maybe you can be better than her for me?
>>23909858did you actually talk to him or just your....other self?
>>23910208
Bump, I guess OP should be awake by now.
>>23906861u pretty?
>>23907578had one for a while but i really wanna hug and be all cute in real life now>>23911244are really sure that you are over her? i wouldn't want things to get weird halfway>>23911606jury is still deciding on that
>>23912676I'm pretty certain. Looking back on it, it didn't seem like she wanted a relationship of any kind, just a platonic friend.
>>23912901>I'm pretty certainare you now? If you really were then why bring her up ITT in the first place? Anyways, ignoring that I'm not so sure about this but i still wish you success in finding a partner in the future. Today might now have been the day but you are sure to succeed some day.
>>23913434Why are you not sure about this, OP?
>>23913434>Why bring her up?I mean I just wanted to be completely transparent is all.You're desperate, I can see you've been posting about not having a bf for a while (many threads have been made with a German flag clustering around a single writing style etc) . Why not give an LDR with me a chance? I'd genuinely be willing.
not been the day i meansorry i'm tireed>>23913444looking at the kind of posts you make (and the amount of them) i just don't have a good feeling about you. And there is also just the fact that there are over 7000 kilometers of space between us. If you were somewhere within the EU it would be fine but you're not and I just don't see how that could work out. >You're desperate, I can see you've been posting about not having a bf for a whileThere are one or two other germans that post pretty similar stuff to me which leads to confusion from time to time. I only made a small amount of these no-bf threads and usually posted a boykisser alongside if you care. You are not the first to offer me a LDR but it just doesn't work if you are on the other side of the world.
also>I mean I just wanted to be completely transparent is all.imagine a random person hearing somebody say that they are over someone when they are asking to be friends with someone. No, they are not over their previous relationship. If you were asked by someone if there might be someone you used to care about and you explain that there was this girl and this and that, that would be transparent. Bringing her up out of nowhere is not. This is you still caring from what it looks like to me.
>>23907633>i hug my blanket and pretend like it's alive while having delusionsi do this with my body pillow ngl
