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/nah/
>>>/pol/526583308Thoughts?
>>23908501That's what my neighbor told them as well, twice, no less! But instead they b& him from /pol/. Can you imagine?Clearly, this thread belongs to >>>/ck/.
>>23908495True. The WSJ general on /a/ is artificially kept alive by a single schizo who uses it to constantly shit on a particular shonenslop and samefag for hours. It's so painfully obvious that it's a single guy because every reply uses the exact same words in broken english and because the threads die the moment he goes to sleep.
>>23908743Why is there a Wall Street Journal general on /a/?
>>23908753/biz/ anime announced
>>23908781>Gull
Boomer gets called out for using dated memesproceeds to bot a thread. >>23908521
>>23908824That's a schizo/bot that attempts to reach the bump limit of gore threads that end here with the objective of making them die faster.
sizeofcat ragequit the Internet again because his irc nick was posted on cyberix, kek!>how the fuck do you expect them to block the mentioning of names from the forum?>sizeofcat: if this doesn't stop, i'm out>your (administration's) choicehttps://cy-x.net/topic/561
https://desuarchive.org/a/search/ghost/only/
>>23908781>/biz/ anime announcedit's actually airing
>>23908966Oh I didn't know I only go there for the naked girls
>>23908990it's Isekai no Sata wa Shachiku Shidado you like accounting?
>>23908966Bug ID
>>23908931ghostposting is fucking cancerous on all boards so /nah/(I think /a/'s case worse because its shitposters used desu as a bunker during Chicken Jockening)
>>23909132>air ID
>>23909138also what the fuck kek
what's happening
>>23909143The psyop is done, time to repack up
>>23909179What's up, Leto?
>>23908931>theres parallel threads inside the threadshttps://desuarchive.org/a/thread/285418281/#q285454836_1>and they are fighting each otherspretty cringe desu
>>23908931I thought someone would literally never notice this aside from me. Seriously, what the fuck?
>>23909192go call someone else a pedo
>>23909225>[File deleted]
>>23909236HAHAHAAHHAHAA DAVIDOH MY GODHAAHAHHAAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAYOU DUMB FUCK
>>23909236probably realized he accidentally shilled a child pornography site. fair enough.
>>23909138>>23909143>>23909147meme magic a la IDs apparently
>>23909244>1pbtid>canuck flag>sole post is about letoFUCK OFF DAVID
>>23909242oh yeah, that makes sense.that goblin is a pest the second he wants to control anything. why it's so rewarding to deny it.
Rolling my ID
>>23909271KYSLETO
>>23909273they started just replying little friend in your absence, supposedly something alluding to really embarassing.
>>23909314it IS embarrassing. it's why he ignores any post about it when he normally can't resist replying.watch him show up now.
Didn't the "little friend" incident happen when Leto was trying to fuck a kid?
I fucking despise Simon. He has done nothing but shit up the site and now he's gonna face the wrath of a 32 year old child prodigy programmer.
>>23909326this was funny>>23909225that retard eating shit while there's a joke about him being a pedo in the actual meta thread
>>23909340Let me predict what you're gonna say.>herp derp u arr not prodigee!Yeah, actually. I got a job as an apprentice software engineer right out of 11th grade and I knew C++, Python, C#, and Java at 15.
Now I'm 32 and develop high priority proprietary software for a living. It pays well, yeah, and it's also fun at times.Simon works as a telemarketer. I feel bad for him. But he would never be smart enough to do my job, so maybe it's just him being allowed to move at his own speed.
>no social media for childrenwill they make an exception for 4chan like the Aussies kek? >>23909358yes, but his article doesn't try to paint him as innocent (at first glance at least)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodney_King
>>23909179
>>23909359replied to urselfcalm down>>23909362roughly 7 years older.talking a deli/bistro/butcher into expanding their bakery on site selections and having a personal clean freak for same wages i hold now and it's going well.
>>23909370I feel that banning children from social media will only make things worse.
A anonymous post on 4chan's /b/ imageborkrkard
>>23909382when you had one of the first computers, did getting told "no" stop you from finding porn?
>>23908753Kek, I thought that's what he was talking about too for a second.>>23908781I would probably watch this regardless, but what would it be about? Otakus getting rugged on their shitcoins? Suicidal salarymen? American Psycho but Japanese?
>>23909389My first discovery of pornography on the internet was entirely by accident when I was 17.
>>23909382also does printing off ads from newgrounds count as theft?asking for a friend
>>23908781an anime about Satoshi might be >fun desu
>>23909402Obviously, the only real theft is when you steal from me.Take anything you wish from anyone else.
>>23909370>US Senate wants to ban teens from Twitter tooinb4 it excludes 4chan.orghttps://docs.reclaimthenet.org/kids-off-social-media-act.pdf>>23909402>you wouldn't download an ad
>>23909382You're right. The only way to put this genie back in the bottle is to pull the plug on the Internet, which won't happen because the global economy literally depends on it.In short, this is well-intentioned retardation, as is most legislation done in the interests of muh chilluns.
>>23909370is reform any better or are they supporting a ban
>>23909407if it's ripping off the porn industry jews of the 90's pushing this shit when it was unregulated then..oh wait it's meant for us, not the pron industry jews now.i don't feel bad anymore, forget i said anything.
>>23909416LITTLEFRIEND
>>23909409>https://docs.reclaimthenet.org/kids-off-social-media-act.pdf>(a) NO ACCOUNTS FOR CHILDREN UNDER 13.>A social media platform shall not permit an individual to create or maintain an account or profile if it knows that the individual is a child.4chan doesn't have profiles nor accounts (unless you cound 4chan Passes)4chan bans all users that make it obvious that they are underage>>23909415pic rel
>>23909412Even if you try to kill the genie, it'll just come back. They always do.
>>23909419
>>23909424isn't banning people under 13 how most sites already operate anyway lmao
>>23909434be glad you have me instead of little friend in this timeline when /hap/ belings on /bant/
>>23909113neat
>>23909138>AirBugs in the AirThe Apocalypse is near
>>23909459>most statesall states, that's federaliirc COPPA requires parental permission for kids to use Internet platforms, while also placing various restrictions on children's accountsmost sites comply by adding >You agree that you're at least 13yoto their ToSthis new law forces operators to block underageb&>[...]shall rely on competent and reliable evidence, taking into account the totality of circumstances, including whether a reasonable and prudent person under the circumstances would have known that the user is a child or teen.also it places restrictions on use of algorithms for children and teenagers, but 4chan's algorithm is bump/sage so lol
>>23909424>>(a) NO ACCOUNTS FOR CHILDREN UNDER 13.>>A social media platform shall not permit an individual to create or maintain an account or profile if it knows that the individual is a child.>4chan doesn't have profiles nor accounts (unless you cound 4chan Passes)>4chan bans all users that make it obvious that they are underagebreh
>>23909522i said sites, not states
>>23909547>i said sites, not statesI'm retarded, sorrybut yeah that means that only >no algorithms!!is relevant
>>23909132Ghost on warosu.org is okay because 99% of people don't know how to do it there.
The DNS correlation site wants $50 to reveal the IP address. :(
>>23909602newfag's first extorion racket
>>23909602You picked the wrong one to fuck with.LITTLE. FRIEND.IC3 is going to be cheesed to hear this.
>>23908966>>23909113Bug spotted.
What's happening forum
>>23909722L I T T L E F R I E N D>>23909711L I T T L E F R I E N D
>>23909739(You) [please go autism stim in another thread ty] (Yes I'm a Giantess fag fite me IRL)
>>23909749OH MY GOD IT'S QAD. KEKKLES. TOP KEKKLES. TOP ZOZZLE. TOPPEST KEKKLES. TOPPEST ZOZZLE. ZOZZLE KEKKLES ZOZZLE KEKKLESSo what info does Arc, who is totally not you wearing Groucho Marx glasses, have on the 4 Patrolmen?
Really, I wanna learn more about Antioch, Assisi, Patmos, and Calcutta. Tell me. Or will you have to bring Arc (read: your other iPhone) in so you can spill the beans?
>>23909779I mean HE! HE! Because he totally isn't you wearing Groucho Marx glasses, right? 67 lights o algo.
>>23909749
>>23909370george floyd was murdered extrajudicially. im not sure what your point was.
>>23910091>murdered
>>23908318just delete xitter threads you fucking nigger
>>23910123What was it then?6 years later and I have yet to see anyone capable of explaining how someone showing zero signs of being high with opioids died of a supposed "fentanyl overdose".You know the fentanyl lean you see in memes and how the addicts shuffle around like zombies? He was doing the opposite.
>>23910134If pirate nation made a tranime related tweet would the mods allow a twitter screencap on /a/?
>>23909749first post by IP is stating obvious botshit in /pol/ imports really?
>>23910204Yes speedballing is actually known to prolong your life as fact checked and verified by snopes.
>>23910212Can you show me the autopsy that explicitly says he died of an overdose?
>>23910221Im agreeing with you doe? The autopsy report was made by credible medical professionals, trust the science.
>>23910206Wasn't sure if it was a good guy or a bad guy; now I know it was a good guy, doing a bad thing, but for a good reason. All I saw was a pattern "Someone posted calling card of annoying faggot group 69" "They get insulted for this" "Suddenly a wall of bot spam appears" I thought it interesting, since you know, we have people who do similar not from annoying faggot group 69. That it was also interesting to see annoying faggot group 69 still trying to be relevant here, despite being dated af and cringier than your grandpa going "#Yoloswag what what my home dawd slice"
>>23910205Yes.
>>23910261upon further inspection that's one of my friends and it's a bullshit polbait repost just let it die
>>23910266Ironic given there's several red text bans for xitter screencaps on /a/
>>23910266>>23910279i think he's probably friends with the staff. remember how jannies kept killing SKG threads?
>>23910134You think he purposefully replies to these accounts 'cause he knows we lurk his twitter?
>>23910285It would be pretty funny if he's just been shitposting on twitter to fuck with >ushttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80188092/#80222328
>>23910261what do you think would happen if we got a grotesque/gore/guro report button here?isn't that just pron for a sadist?
>>23910282You be the judge: https://xcancel.com/search?f=tweets&q=from%3Agrapeape9k+to%3Apirat_nation&since=&until=&min_faves=
>>23910429>picThat post aged like a turd.
>>23908910>sizeofcat ragequit the Internet again because his irc nick was posted on cyberix, kek!
>>23910385Wait, I'm being asked for moderation feedback? I'm like...a bad guy, scourge of the shitposting seas and what not. Platitudes aside; that is an interesting question that honestly, i'm of two different minds on. You see, I'm not a fan of gore in general, it's not my cup of tea, however, there are some who enjoy it for whatever reason. In that, they are free to do so, in their own space, much like I am free to post fur shit on my own time and space. If memory serves me correctly, furry/lolicon/shota/guro is already a blanket clause rule that is regularly applied to non random, blue boards. The issue is that on /bant/ what you have is the spirit of /b/ and /int/ of which the former is kind of the reason that fur, gore, and shotacon/lolicon content even originated on this website in the first place. So introducing a ban here on /bant/ on such matters would be a direct contradiction of paternal spirit. However, Gore/Lolicon/Shotacon/Furry content is often used for shock value, or annoyance value; so I am willing to meet you halfway. "Real life Gore, Lolicon/Shotacon (and AI variances) and Beastality content in regards to /b/ and /bant/. >But that rule already exists for the latter three under violates US Law. Aye, but you're not asking that, you're asking for Gore specifically, of which, that's already coupled, Gore content isn't illegal, unless you're the one producing it. The reality should honestly be "Please do not post images of IRL or AI generated children or animals in situations of Sexual connotation or violence" it'll be treated as illegal content. But then you'll have faggots posting animals killing other animals and saying "UH IS THIS ILLEGAL MODS? IF IT ISN'T, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO POST THIS IMAGE OF THIS 5 YEAR OLD THAT I MADE WITH AI" Tl;dr. Would be nice, but trying to figure out how to keep the spirit of /b/ while making change is tricky, and requires, well, change. Outside of another /v/ board, change is rare here.
>>23910533good dubs and pointsguess it's just what 1 covers and good enough.on the other side it's also censoring ourselves just because some edgybois from shitholes wanna make everyone miserable.
>>23909711AAAAiiiEeee
>>23910988is it run by the same people?
>>23910789My brother in Christ, you can't just drop activation phrases like that in public without expecting a response. Like damn. You've earned this one.
>>23910328when was @GrapeApe9k even confirmed to be owned my ## Manager? I remember people monitoring xis Xitter xaxount during hack downtime, so must be in early 2025, right?
>>23911004don't be silly, of course not
>>23911033>myby
Is this true?>>>/v/731320480
>>23911033>>23911039Go to bed, rapedape.
>>23911058>1 nigDON'T KNOW WHY
>>23911061Mindbroken.
>>23911058https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/730915075/#731008147Looks like one of the unpaid shit cleaners got mad and forced draw threads to move to /vg/ since some people were still having fun on /v/ and the board didn't have enough porn, /pol/dditor bait and pajeet_nation shill threads up.
>>23911033yes. in this very thread.https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80188092/#80222328
>>23911082>vgSounds good on paper until schizos and distroon garbage will inevitably flood the general after 2 weeks
>>23911090>will inevitably flood the general after 2 weeks>on a drawthreadthe chatroom homosexual fears the autistic waifufag
>>23911082>previous thread>editionThey were asking for it since the rule of generals is not to label them as generals with those two things +offboard links. That guy might have been trying to kill it based on using the same image 3 times.
>>23911086that's just a proof that Mr. @GrapeApe9k does use chan4nothing confirmed that he's a moderator here :^)
>>23911033I don't think he posted anything that 100% confirmed it until the "brace for faggotry" tweet right before 4chan came back online.
>>23911111desu I still don't understand what's up with hiro not giving the team access to @4chanwould certainly make Ape's 4chan-related xeeting easier
>>23911004>>23911035But who's running it now? Are they related to textboards?>>23911098Drawthreads historically get a pass due to cultural legacy reasons.Thing is drawthreads are schizo factories. They've long stopped serving the purpose of letting drawfags have a hub for posting their art. Autistics have taken over all spamming their requests over and over, and other autistics notice this, get pissy, and start shitflinging.The only good thing about them today is the OP serving as a repository for community boorus.No surprise the one drawthread that got killed was the /v/ one.>>23911100Well, if you want objective proof, it's not. But I believe this qualifies as evidence beyond reasonable doubt.We have a bucket list of confirmed mods who posted here. Saegrimir, Aerolite, Cygnus, even swaglord iirc. And /hap/ just really isn't as active or relevant for anyone but the resident schizo larper to waste their time impersonating a mod. And they'd get spotted rather fast and killed.Last time a mod posted was couple monthsago, i tried to haaaank at him because every time they appear in the open we get a wave of retards using /hap/ as their personal report button.
>>23911125also imagine official 4chan accounts on other platformsbsky, fediverse and telegram when?
>>23911127>But who's running it now?some faggot idkwho else would care about iichan in 2026?>Are they related to textboards?what textboards?>even swaglord iirciirc he made locked /hap/ on /qa/ end with a post praising his dox kek
>>23911125yes but how would that make japan's N° 1 grifter scammer money?>>23911129honestly I don't know why they haven't moved to a self-hosted matrix instance instead of pisscord who may just flip their lid and nuke the server.>>23911131me? but i'm too poor to pay a server!>>23911137>who else would care about iichan in 2026?4-ch (textboards) people, heyuri people>what textboards?There's a small 4chan retro scene and VIPPERs are metafags par excellence.
many digits today>>23911144>how would that make japan's N° 1 grifter scammer money?Telegram has insane monetization these daysfor example channels can charge a fee for messaging their admin teamimagine paying to bitch at mods directly lmao>honestly I don't know why they haven't moved to a self-hosted matrix instance instead of pisscord who may just flip their lid and nuke the server.same, they are on ice so thin it's insane
>>23911150>There's a small 4chan retro sceneis world2ch 2.0 related to them?
>>23911127>i tried to haaaank at him because every time they appear in the open we get a wave of retards using /hap/ as their personal report button.That's going to happen whether or not a mod posts ITT. Hell when a mod shitposted with the capcode when we were on /r9k/ the thread archived before hitting bump limit.This isn't really related but it's funny: RapeApe once replied to a shitpost on /qa/ with the manager capcode and locked the threadhttps://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4046766/#4049329>>23911125>>23911129@4chan bitching at agencies and politicians would be funny. I'm sure it would generate a lot of ad revenue if he posted epic screencaps or something, too. I want to say it's weird Hiro is neglecting it (he posted about making money from X on his personal account) but IIRC he doesn't really understand Western Internet culture at all.
>>23911160>This isn't really related but it's funny: RapeApe once replied to a shitpost on /qa/ with the manager capcode and locked the threadon /vip/ he just deleted his kotposthttps://archive.palanq.win/vip/thread/136570/#136598I guess vippers are chosen people>posted epic screencaps or somethingChrist imagine the cancer of twitter screencap threads that are from @4chan hiro's a fucking retard for not allowing this kino
>>23911154iirc world2ch is/was (haven't checked) by the retro zoomer brigade, which more or less originated in heyuri
>>23911160>@4chan bitching at agencies and politicians would be funny. I'm sure it would generate a lot of ad revenue if he posted epic screencaps or something, too.please dont i'm already having dreams of Ape's twitter getting cited as evidence on a court law for the next mass shooting lawsuit
>>23911214>please dont i'm already having dreams of Ape's twitter getting cited as evidence on a court law for the next mass shooting lawsuitsounds based desu
>>>/vg/553984225Local psychopath takes over an entire general to talk about code in DCSS.
>>23911094Eh, its vg so my expectations aren't high, that and the combination of the mentally ill artist.
>>23911160>@4chan bitching at agencies and politicians would be funnyi remember when ED got a new twitter handler who was also a crazy right wing sjw, and within a few weeks she got their account mass reported and banned for arguing with people non-stop the entire time about the current culture war talking point.so yeah if that happened to the 4chan twitter account that would be hilarious.
>>23911510they can run it like Null does @KiwiFarmsDotNet and just repost /hap/ lel>right wing sjwoxymoron
/pol/ hap: mass shooting in Australia I guess it's time for Aussies to make 4chan illegal (for real this time) and ban even more firearms
>>23911919>Romania flag>1pbtid>all lowercase typingLETO. I'M NOT TELLING YOU AGAIN. FUCK OFF.
>>23911919wouldn't really consider 3 people a "mass shooting"
>>23911521>>right wing sjw>oxymoronhey if you say so
>>>/v/731341326After being trapped in a loop since before Christmas, Claude finally made progress.
>>23911521>right wing sjw>oxymoronChuds, basically
Well this image is disturbing.>>>/pol/526150900Found it in the /pol/ link from this OP.>>23912166
>>23910429read through some of the posts in that thread to remember why this site will never not be a shithole.
>>23911521>>right wing sjw>oxymoron"When *I* spend 16 hours a day doing nothing but being annoying and bitching about social injustices and identity politics issues in the world, it's different, because I am based and they are cringe"
>>23912499>this sitex.com or 4chan.org? kek>>23912502who are you quoting?
>>23912502I don't think anyone's gonna argue at this point that there are culture war obsessed racial grievance retards on the right too, the problem is that "sjw" has a specific set of ideological associations so that isn't the word I'd use for them
>>23912508>x.com or 4chan.org?
>>23912520
/pol/ /nah/ Trump looks like he's actually about to die and says he's tanked on a triple dose of Aspirin
>>23912604I occasionally see /chug/ OPs with him edited as Gorbachev, what's the cultural significance?
>>23912696something about Gorbachev's head representing "future Soviet borders" (might be something different, idk)
Local leaf in pol-gore thread elaborates on the struggle of fucking a dead body and confesses to raping a dead deer (all necessary posts linked here). [spoiler]Reupload cuz i fucked the post order initially[/spoiler]>>>/pol/526637518>>>/pol/526639319>>>/pol/526639834>>>/pol/526640821
>>23912739/k/ moment
>>23912745>>23912739>Image was too large (2.49 MB) and got converted to jpg (1.14 MB).hope it's readable
streamer lolicon weeb degen lacari accidentally opened a notepad file he had on his pc full of links to jailbait, bestiality, and "family nudity", causing /b/'s twitch e-celeb stalking thread to have a field day>>>/b/945115304>>>/b/945118715not posting the actual link for obvious reasons but it's also interesting that it's called "couples" when it has nothing to do with actual couples i.e. pairs of people. i'm assuming CouPles might be some kind of sneakier way of saying cp?
>>23912830>eceleb bullshitnot a happening
>>23912838this is truehoweverpeople accidentally leaking their porn folders is funny
>>23912152has all 8 badges nowhe's in Safari Zone 2.0 now
