>FTL NEWS:-- Jet and Ben reviewed your S5 auditions, and they're doing it AGAIN today! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIj9uNC4ES4 -- Season 5 will be 30 days... -- S4 contestants are NOT returning... -- They admitted Binx and Alex B knew what was happening the whole time...-- Bloodgames episodes are coming soon (for real) and Bloodgames GAME is coming soon (for real)-- The season 3 episodes are ready but you FAGGOTS voted to delay them...-- Jet Neptune works at freaking SUBWAY now??? https://www.instagram.com/p/DTtwTZBEXjg/-- Jimmy's War Room starts on February 6th! https://x.com/Vtuber_Hachi/status/2013280675508433210>Links:https://www.fishtank.live/https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videoshttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_Wikihttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivePrevious: >>23910932
I just hope that Betty has a wonderful day
>>23912543>/ftl/ would SMASH
>>23912538>Fat Betty
ANOTHER thread with j** in the OP image, wow guys
>WHOA FAT BETTY>BAM BA LAM
>>23912543What life experiences produces this type of girl?
>>23912557>don't worry about that
>>23912556Faker than aibi
>Aibi is the worst thing that's happened all year
>>23912526>he's only our third favorite one I think
>>23912565where can i find myself a hot girl with no friends or anyone that cares enough to check up on them...
>>23912573
>>23912573>living at their boyfriend's house probably
>>23912573The battered women's shelter
they're missing a dorky foid type
life's so unfair sometimes
What if they make the cast all male just as a fuck you to the nepstien shit?
I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day
>>23912591they should get the dude in your picture
Good woman detected
>>23912608Good woman angie would never scam her fans with ai pics
Poopfreak has broke containment>>>/tv/217511630
>>23912624>classic poop freak post
damn /tv/ hates cryo
>>23912654Good. The sooner he becomes homeless and raped the better
>>23912654they don't understand him
>>23912656he could use a reality check
>>23912654
>>23912660I hated that guy since he shaved his head for loser Tayleigh of all people. Plus seeing his response video to his audition on Twitter, I hate his voice so much. I could not stand watching him for 6 weeks just being boring and fat as fuck!!
>>23912687john pork young fella
I hope Princess Payton is havin gret day <3
jet lost his shit over this auditionhttps://youtu.be/pka1MmWRflowas it rightful?
>>23912654he's too famous
>>23912690Looks like mints
>>23912698When are you getting deported?
how to be picked by faggot ben>be bald or have terrible hair genetics>having great hair is instant NO from faggot ben
How much were people paying for tts last night?
hold on klaus is just some fucking weird dude and not a cute autistic girl?????
>>23912597somebody get this guy outta here
>>23912687erobb
SCOTT SULLIVAN MMA UNTIL ITS BACKWARDS
>>23912706errrm actually they're a she/her, you fucking bigot
>>23912706hes FtM and hes encouraging me to be as well behind the scenes
>>23912704people? they are subhumansyes, i am stealing J-man bit
>>23912716Green bars status?
>>23912695>We don’t do septumsHanna w
After seeing last night’s auditions, I realized I’m more entertaining than most of the people who applied. I'm not even an interesting person.Do the average fishfaggots on Reddit and Twitter really lead such dull and boring lives? I hate to see it.
>>23912728>they thought this low energy bozo would be good for fishtankit’s no wonder we get shitty casts every season
>>23912695>she looks like she attends ICE protests
>>23912608>>23912619
>>23912722Most of them were unemployed.... A lot of things that make you interesting require you to have some sort of income and life experience.
>>23912722They are fishtank shiteaters that don't even use ftl to come up with bits. They are mostly just shut in losers that consume terrible media day in day out while high.They dont even know how to project their voice and speak confidently in an audtion take they just lay back and mumble unenthusiastically.
>>23912706>Klaus is a "TLP" I think
>>23912722>most fishtank fans are shutin unsocialized NEETs apparently chat
>>23912738can you please not refer to yourself that way it makes me uncomfortable
>>23912736>yeah or at least have a lot of friends that you hang out with and do fun things with
>>23912748>my bad chat
i was going to do my audition at work thankfully i didnt send it. its a somewhat recognizable place and would have been easy to be harassed at or gotten me fired
>>23912716>who is this guy on the right chat I keep seeing him a lot now
>>23912722jet says being entertaining is nontent
It's grill or be grilled
>>23912722I cant imagine being so delusional I'd think I have a chance, then again there has been some real bores every season
>>23912769jet explicitly said they don't want people interested in making content
>>23912772I took it as we dont want people who are performative and meta about the show, basically season 4
>>23912774*except if they are young easy groupies
we need to be making content
>>23912538Same, Bettyfriend.
>>23912778that too
we're streamer guys of course we don't have a business license
>>23912722>After seeing last night’s auditions, I realized I’m more entertaining than most of the people who applied. I'm not even an interesting person.To be fair, an enormous number of applicants privated their application videos after they realized that Jet and Ben were showing them to the entire Fishtank fanbase. That was a big additional filtering mechanism. So, the only people who kept them up were those who didn't mind the exposure, or didn't care.Fishtank actually has a decent fanbase (just look into the audiences of major streamers like iShowSpeed if you disagree), it's just that it also has a number of psychotic redditors hate-watch the show and harass and doxx anyone who ever works with Sam Hyde.
jet is not a funny guy.
>>23912738Bro I thought you had a pussy i'm so disappointed
>>23912763i think he's just some equipment tech guy hire idk if anyone is autistic enough to know his name
I applied to season 3.
The audition stream has to be some sort of bait and switch like streamstars was. Showing potential contestants publically is fucking retarded.
>>23912817better some content than nontent
When do you guys think Season 5 will start? I’m planning to stay on my current job until it is over since the hours are flexible so I can watch this garbage
>>23912822end of february
>>23912792sweetie we're the psychotic hate watchers
>>23912820Not the point. Audience knowing the contestants and the contestants knowing eachothers is fool proof way to make sure even the first week fucking sucks
need his audition
Ben has a voicemail
>>23912835He already was on the show, his name is Jin (he did none of that)
Did you guys know Angie buys kid toys??? Yeah she’s an adult woman but like kid toys made for little boys. Now that’s what I call content!
>>23912825True
>>23912774>we dont want people who are performative and meta about the showBut jimmy is their favorite fish
>>23912802>I'm very manly and high T so I don't know why you would ever think that chat
>>23912849she loves playing with her little boy toys and GNAWING off their TWINKSACKS
>>23912851They have dementia
>>23912835>jet is a nigger fishtank is a nigger!lol
fuck ass students asking me shit like "where do i get an hdmi adapter???"i'm trying to kill you with my mind right now
>>23912851in their minds they think he isnt being performative, nothing they say makes sense. this is what I thought of anywayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4verR-PWBk
>>23912860Why not just answer the question like a good teacherbitch?
>>23912848>Damnit Jet everyday the same thing with you >I keep telling you there's no Asian highschoolers here but you won't listen chat
>>23912868i said go to walmart, which i shouldn't have to tell an adult that is about to enter the job market
>does anyone know where I can get an HDMI adapter chat
>>23912860Imagine being a teacher in a society where you can't just hit the kids with a ruler when they don't listen.You are in a hell of your own making
>>23912870go away uggo
>>23912876I got u covered kawsin
>>23912860adapter for what
>>23912876try the store maybe
are we gonna get lucky and they are gonna lose power in georgia
>>23912879>I like the one with the fucked up hair it's funnier lol
>>23912861>nothing they say makes sensemy biggest takeaway from yesterday is that their casting is purely based on the vibes they feel at the moment. they can watch someone's video, think it's the greatest interview ever and give a half-assed explanation why, then watch the same video the next day and think it's boring as shit and conjure up an explanation why it's bad. there's no logic behind their words.
>>23912876the poop store
>>23912878i should at least be allowed to spit on them>>23912883raspberry pi
>>23912881>>23912884>thanks chat!
>>23912889>it's closed chat
whatever happened to the anon that posted angie's patreon pics. i see that she has some new stuff uploaded.
>>23912888ear
>>23912876feet
>>23912898>idk they're kind of nontent anyway
>>23912689southern belle
>>23912898He didn’t think it was worth it so he stopped payingWe all miss angies patreon pics
>>23912900i'm not even saying it's bad really, the issue is that them doing it live forces them into this awkward advicefag mode where they have to explain why an audition is bad or good and people take it to heart when in actuality there's very little logic involved in their decision making.
>>23912689>I just hope she can escape that glass box with a pumpkin on top of her head
>>23912875Just put the teaching in the bag
Does anyone know if this is an HDMI adapter?
>>23912890I want to build my first computing device with a Raspberry Pi, but I don't know where to start. Do any books come to mind that you would recommend to your students for learning how to use one?
>>23912920You first need an HDMI adapter
>>23912924Where do I get one???
>>23912888>they should put all applicants into a spreadsheet and then logically evaluate them according to "objective" standards
>>23912926didn't read my next reply award
>>23912925Dog, just go to the poop store
>>23912920i have a comprehensive video tutorial, but i'm pretty sure it's full of identifying informationthis should be helpful thohttps://www.tomshardware.com/how-to/set-up-raspberry-pi
>>23912925I'm trying to kill you with my mind right now
>>23912935Nerdiest dweebiest thing someone can say. Pizzagay is like that dweeb in Grandma's Boy
>>23912917Looks fake
>>23912937get your money up fuck nigga
This would actually be a pretty sweet Season 5 set desu
>>23912543Who’s this beautiful goddess?
>>23912934I did a quick skim through the page you sent expecting it to be LMGTFY tier joke, but it seems like this may be rather useful for putting my first one together. I'm getting really nice and toasty, thanks Pizzaguy.Using MicroSD for storage is a scary concept desu. Surely a shucked external hard drive would work just fine in its place, right? I don't see why a MicroUSB to USB-C wouldn't work.
>>23912988Vimp
>Tom's hardware is a legit tech site I think
>>23912988Maya Higa
Justice for vimp
>>23912990At this point MicroSDs, especially ones with a faster write speed and high capacity is much better than a hard drive, especially if you're working on a Raspberry Pi.
>>23912988bride of neckhole
>>23912988
>>23913077>she has those Aibi eyes chat
>jet rejects vimp >suddenly /ftl/ starts simping for herfunny how things work out
rachel update
>>23913086>he can't get her drunk and high on whippets and then start beating her up when she won't suck his dick (allegedly) because she's tell Binx
My friend's trying to set me up with this chick online who's apparently really fit and cute, but she only has one friend I can't get the idea out of my head that I'm going to hook up with an absolute uggo. Any advice?
>>23913093>find out what she looks like first duh
>>23913093favorite Payton moments?
>>23912795>he's never made you laugh before?
>>23913093dare your friend to hit it first
Hi niggers. Anything new going on today?
>>23913088
Laker Brady was the best thing to ever happen to pause snack continue and the heckin based mde fans ruined it
>>23913108Audition stream starting soon
>will chat see this movie?https://youtu.be/ZmEx7wQI6RY
>>23913120Heman is pretty gay so noPlus it looks like an ai marvel movie
>>23913119I meant anything cool
>>23913120no modern movies are just a humiliation ritual
>>23913103>Season 3 had rats?
@claire
>>23913120no. it looks nothing like the cartoon. more like marvelslop
>>23913123>>23913125>Peggy will watch it with me >She loves he-man I think
>>23913135i was moogled
>>23913137>Did you watch the new Netflix one>I heard it was too WOKE for /tv/
I just think shes neat
wow no cryokeen post yet?
>>23913155>it's been a good thread so far
WildCard Wednesday Pause Snack Continue video is actually really good and they never did it again
>>23913159fuck you
>>23913155why are those two gay guys doing ballet back there?pssh whatever, the world keeps spinning and cryo keeps on keening
>>23913155did you talk to that guy in the background?
the fake audition stream that makes people insane
>>23913155Cryo's cat mauled him to death because he wouldn't stop being so fat and gross. We're in mourning right now. Please try to be more understanding
cryokeen is the only player and we're all npcs
how do i get protagonist energy like cryo
>>23913077Drugs?
>>23913171True
hi i am Lizzo from fishtok
>>23913175>be more like this guy and less like cryo
>>23913155he’s too famous now
some lucky snake got to choke emiru
>>23913192Fake asian
