Waiting for audition stream day 3...>FTL NEWS:-- Jet said Sam Hyde is NOT HOSTING fishtank season 5... and niggas ITT actually believe him! https://x.com/5wcol/status/2014473193512395261-- Day 2 audition stream FULL VOD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N01kytXfFY-- Fishtank has relocated to Sandy Springs, Georgia!-- Season 5 will be 30 days long and the S4 fish are NOT returning!-- Bloodgames episodes and GAME coming soon!>Links:https://www.fishtank.live/https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videoshttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_Wikihttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivePrevious: >>23916070
I just hope that Betty has a wonderful day
Is there archived footage of the bitchtank streams specifically one that includes Claire pantsing Haley
>>23918208Jobe is a jetcuck of course he will side with the greeseball
>>23918219I’m sure someone has it, no idea if they’ve posted it before though. I’m having a tamale made with coconut, it’s pretty good chat.
I need a video of Abi saying the current time and date or I'm assuming she's dead at this point
>>23918229She's living at a monastery and it doesn't have a phone
Silver just passed $100 an OZ for the first time in HistoryTime to stack lads.
>>23916936This looks good so it's fake
Have many women shown their tits or ass on the actual fish tank show either on purpose or accidentally? It feels like they all get nude after the show but surprisingly not often on the show which is strange as they are the perfect concoction of the type of women to do so (poor, autistic, average looking at best, wannabe streamers etc)Only people I remember is mizzy showing her fatass, the chick with zero tits showing her tits in the mirror and that’s pretty much it
>>23918229she’s at the casino with brandon backing ham
>>23918210Same, Bettybruggie.
>>23918207>Ai Slop of yourself with a guy who's legitimately dead
phoebe bridges
Black
Is silver a meme
I don’t think anyone is gonna watch if there’s no Sam chat
>>23918287
>>23918296I can show similar graphs for crypto and look how that ends up
>>23918290 Who are we kidding we're all going to be watching
I just realized, if there’s like a jimmy/taylor situation on s5 (which there inevitably will be) wtf are the wiggers gonna do without sam there?
sam is too tryhardy and makes me cringe. 99% of the time he would show up i'd just kill the stream and do something else
>>23918300True. However-Crypto has only existed for 15 years.Silver and Gold have existed for Jewlery and Industrial use for thousands of years and are some of the oldest and most reliable physical assets.Crypto is a bunch of numbers in a computer. As is a lot of USD, unfortunately.Until we begin astroid mineing or someone finds a hidden huge gold or silver deposit i believe the instability and global uncertainty will continue to go up as long as Trump continues to act iiradically.
>>23918309Exactly. You need someone on set with the alert instinct that puts the zoomies in check.
>>23918309exactly what they did during the actual jimmy/taylor situation without sam there
>>23918300Its going up because all these ai companies with infinite investment need it all for their wiring. Silver will pop if ai pops
>>23918311that's a really interesting way to spell erratically
>>23918309maejok will beat their ass
>>23918309 If the season 4 cast was shit testing production imagine without Sam
>>23918309>no sam>no vance>no scottThey are defenseless besides using their meme guns to stop conflict
>>23918318nevermind i'm retarded i was thinking of abi
>>23918309Mints will send a TTS from the basement
>>23918219Just scattered bits of bitchtank here and there. You can check the site for clips, watch the absorbedtoast recaps, or even find the streams Scott and Greg did during those times. Ultimately though if you missed bitchtank you truly missed it.
>>23918318You mean when VANCE was the first there and saved the day? Yeah hes fired
>>23918333he's not fired he just got lost
bonnie mogs
All this talk about Claire pantsing Haley was there a moment when tayleigh pulled down Summers pants or is this some type of weird Mandela effect? AI said it never happened but I remember it
Bad Ideas has been awfully quiet since it was announced that Sam won't be hosting Season 5
>>23918330 That was Vance saving the day as well
RIP jet's back
>>23918343Summer kinda pantsed herself. Letty pulled down Fatty's underwear.
Almost 5000 plays in my first 7 days on soundcloudhttps://soundcloud.com/the-deathstill/the-magician-i-2
>>23918346his heroic deed will not be forgotten
>>23918341That’s not bonnie
i used to post my midna pillow with silver on her lil nipples
This sounds like a cumtown joke
>>23918348I legit feel like I reality skipped as I’m the only one who seems to remember this Tayleigh pantsed summer then someone throws food at her or something and she cried, I was on MDMA back when I watched season 2 but I remember this but there is no mention of it anywhere or anyone here remembering it
>>23918348Fatty as in the guy or some women you gave the nickname fatty?
>>23918351elaborate
The new host of season 5 will be Xavier Ravenblood
I hope season five is going to be good, but what is Jet going to do after he runs out of ideas and Sam isn't around to try and triage and carry the show for several days at a time?
>>23918372show? jet and ben are fucking highschoolers dude that's the plan
>>23918372>and carry the show for several days at a time?Shit that never happened.
>>23918372Ask /tv/
>>23918375angie fell off
bill ottman posting a craigslist ad looking for a middle aged man who can sit in the corner on a laptop
>no MA locals>no fatty>no xavier>no sam>no cowboy>fucking Mintsgenuinely worst timeline. all you had to do was handle the zoning issues you stupid faggots
>>23918387>>no fattyGOOD!
we need to be praying for our israeli anon things seem to be warming up in the middle east
>>23918382
>>23918387>no fattyfishtank is saved
>>23918372jet gpt
>>23918387>>23918390>>23918399Jet explicitly didn't rule out Fatty being on the season, just a matter if he wants to show up or not.
>>23918396whore hat
Can someone who saw season 2 confirm if I created a false memory or if Tayleigh pantsed summer and Jennifer throws food at her or something?
>>23918405who the fuck is jennifer
>>23918207I seriously hope jet fails and season 5 doesn’t even happen. He will fall into obscurity just like all the other MDE people that fell out of favor with Sam. If it wasn’t for Sam and fishtank jet would be a nobody and be getting no pussy. Fishtank has always been boring simp bait. I don’t know how anyone watches this shit.
>>23918402>if he wants to show up or not.Chris will never turn down and opportunity for attention
>>23918405>Can someone who saw season 2 confirm if I created a false memory or if Tayleigh pantsed summer and Jennifer throws food at her or something?Do you have any idea what day and room it might've been? Someone gifted me a season pass so I can look through the season two archives
All the gay doomers dooming about season 5 will kneel when the cops get called under the presumption that Jet is armed and extremely dangerous and the body cam footage drops and fishtank makes national news
>>23918405Jennifer W
was killing fishtank worth it guys? what the fuck are you losers going to do after? just can't help but destroy everything you touch
>>23918375this is a cool look
>>23918423we have enough gay gossip to survive on for years
>>23918423It is pretty funny though we managed to destroy fishtank by merely posting on an anonymous forum
>>23918415Not anon but can you check what episode Claire pantsed Haley?
Joeyy is the new host
>>23918423yea
>>23918423>do nothing>kill fishtankIm so powerful
>>23918417expectations are rising
>>23918430Facts
>>23918423It was worth it for the funny.
>>23918207Why would retards want to go on the show if they can't be best friends with Sam now?
Seriously though how will they ever break even without sam sitting in a room farming tts from mde cultists?
I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day
>>23918445they will put a cardboard cutout of him with a speaker that occasionally says "sounds good man" or "damn" in a room named The Sam Room for people to send tts to, most tts senders won't notice the difference
Why are people here pretending Fishtank Live was never the "Sam Hyde Reality Show"?
I'm personally going to make sure that Season 5 fails quickly and definitively, hope you're ready for that jet. You're going to be working minimum wage retail for real this time
>>23918449because most of us here actually watch the show live instead of just clips of sam breaking stuff
>>23918449Thats how i always described it when talking about it to my brother
>>23918450You wont do shit (but i hope im wrong)
Surely some gooner has archived all the chicks who showed any tits or ass on the show somewhere? I don’t want to see shit OF content I want to see raw authentic voyueristic nudity by these schizos
>>23918395
>>23918450Thank you for your service anon. Jet will be putting the fries in the bag soon.
>>23918449they are coping
>>23918450If you are serious but real genuine effort into the fact they have firearms, the police will not be happy with that due to the context of the show despite them having firearm licenses
>>23918259
>>23918449That's the bait basically, it gets peoples attention
>>23918450real american hero
>>23918395Yeah what will we do without him posting about cuckolds
>>23918450How can you kill that which has no life?>>23918472What about the show would upset the police do you think
>>23918483He's a good guy he golfs with my uncle
I don't care as much about the show dying as not having a ridiculously fast general thread to shitpost in.If we keep it in /bant/ it will be even wilder
>>23918449idk these people are nuts this is like a popular view no one is disagreeing with
>>23918472Britfags really are pussies lmao. >noo they have their loicense for a gun but thats not enough! Somebody plz take them away!
:O
>>23918488ella
>>23918494But they run a showONLINE
>>23918498That crosses state lines!
>>23918488>If we keep it in /bant/ it will be even wilderbut then people can't samefag and have arguments with themselves
>>23918496Nick does watch fishtank but he would never go on the show, especiallt if it is far from NY
>>23918496nigga said tobuscus
>what's up everybody its moist critikal and today we are doing the rice counting challenge
>>23918496It's almost certainly going to be Alex Stein
>>23918510they already said it wasn't going to be stein
>>23918462You’re supposed to save the webms when they get posted. Best you can do now is look through the thread archives. Check out simpcity too.
>>23918496No one important will ever be associated with this shit. Not even ice Poseidon. The best you could do is cyrax.
>>23918502It's really funny how sam will rant about how we need to round up all leftists and kill them then be buddy buddy with open leftist Nick Mullen.yeah i know calling sam a hypocritical grifter is beating a dead horse but still
introducing your new host
>>23918512If's going to be Duanye, almost certainly
>>23918462this one is on me
>>23918472>"firearm licenses">lol based retarded UK poster
Really just a roll of the diceWhen truth or lies will make you cry
>the host is going to be THIS SUMMER CLONE
>>23918520Season 5 is Thankful Tank 2
>>23918372>Sam isn't around to try and triage and carry the show for several days at a timethis is a thing sam has never done
>the host is going to be that ASIAN GIRL from the @WHATEVER podcast REVEALING her OBSCENE BODY COUNT to her FATHER and its super EMBARRASSING
we need mints
>the host is going to be CUBAN B
>>23918647you can't convince me this isn't just fetish content for the mentally ill
all this speculation about the host and it’s gonna end up being Ben playing another gay character
>the host is going to be KIM KARDASHIAN getting REJECTED by NFL icon TOM BRADY
>>23918780For 2 days until he gets bored
>>23918782thomas edward patrick brady the goat
>>23918639Maybe we’ll get Trish in a gstring this time
>>23918650carnally
Clavicular is so funny jet needs him
>>23918808Clav is bigger than fishtank
reactsimply?
>>23918809legendary pull
>>23918809My dick is bigger than Fishtank.
My guesses for who will be the host:>Alex B>Alex Schultz>Alex Stein
>>23918812How did he react to his small cock getting shamed by the brat?
>>23918824well they did worse than that
>>23918823last 2 are disconfirmed and alex b couldn't keep his mouth shut
>>23918790As long as known con artist James Downey isn't pulling the strings this will happen
>>23918332This is such a perfect screencap.
>>23918799yes
this picture is ART
Contestants on Fishtank Season 5 will be required to kiss Jet Neptune every morning
>>23918826Which fishtank girls would u like to see on BrattyPrincessVideo.com?
>>23918836he legit looks better with the long hair than the boss baby look imo
>>23918809basically anyone is it feel like they might still try to trick "celebrity" guests on by not telling them sam hyde isn't hosting anymore. Maybe they'll get sam to show up if nick goes there or something but seems like a waste if he's not able to get them for SH show or something.
>>23918839jet deserves to have his balls exploded for season 4
>>23918256>>23918256turbo pulled her pants down the second she walked in her bedroom and flashed everything during fh2.0. and mizzy's pussy was repeatedly flashed, s3 was really the only season with any of that unless you count Bliccy, or Tayleigh's scary bathroom screenshots
SHE'S BROKESHE'S ADDICTED TO METHSHE'S CARLESSSHE INVESTED INTO CRYPTO INSTEAD OF SILVERSHE LIVES IN A TRAILERHER BF GAVE HER HIVTHEY SENT GAY GUYS TO HER HOUSEHER ONLY REMAINING FAN KILLS CATS*pulls out giant triangle*WHOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAA BUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDY
>>23918845dark and grim but truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>23918843Yeah but by who tho
>>23918841It looked a lot better last night if he got the nape tapered and some layers like just a stylist to frame his face at ALL it would start "working" because it's just an overgrown buzz cut there isn't shape. also imo bleached highlights suit him well also ya know lose weight
>>23918849ciara's ghost
>>23918849none of them would do tht
>>23918808He just steals incel talking points you only like him because he’s a chad if it was anyone else saying it you would hate him vapid cunt foid
>>23918836Is he going for a Hatred guy look?
>>23918836would you schoolgirl jet? she can only come to this school because her dad does the maintenance.
>>23918839we're all thinking it cuz we all know she'd slay
>>23918826>>23918839>>23918849
>>23918860he literally has dead psycho BRIAN!!! BRIAN FISHTANK! eyes i'm not attracted to him his personality is just awesome it has been a while since we've had a new like pop culture character saying ure voting for Gavin Newsome because he's a chad and jd vance is subhuman is the best
>>23918857They would if the pay was good
It's fucking crazy that Jet still has an army of dick suckers even whenever he's not attached to Sam Hyde anymore
>>23918875they still think they can get on the show they don't like jet they just see this as like a "group" they can be a part of and get recognition in
Ella is the new host. on chief on clav
>>23918872you have no basis or understanding of the streaming space if you think he would want anything to do with fishtank. he's more likely to do his own reality show, gag
>>23918878This. Those dudes were the worst part of the auditions
holy shittt!!!
>>23918875how many people wouldnt have applied if they knew sam was going to be involved beforehand. the ego hit jet took every time someone mentioned sam was obvious in his reactions
Wait has nobody considered that jace might be hosting season 5
>>23918808>list 5 funny clavicular moments
>>23918885Who invited the gay nigga in the corner
>>23918885Letty mystery woman confirmed?
>>23918885bitchtank 2?
>>23918890many people have been saying this, especially with jet suggesting it's not someone tall and physically imposing, and dodging the question as to whether or not it was someone we've never seen before. jan playing a new character as host is a decent bet if they can work it out logistically. only other reasonable guess is ben as the host but that would be lame
>>23918878What about "mde is a cult" do you not understand?
>>23918812>that's benleaks I think (he's a pedophile)
>>23918885mizzy going Cx seemed inevitable
>>23918885dayum... mizzy got invited to a female cx event?
mints shld review the live auditions
>>23918817>same chat>it's so big
>>23918892you dont have my reels algo
>>23918890I considered it but he has an actual career and stuff. It might be why they had to limit it to a month. He could probably do okay IF there is a narrative/world built up around it but I doubt the wiggers would try that hard. I would say #1 best case scenario for season 5 is: have him + an acutal narrative + planned stuff + cool seti don't see it happening though
>>23918826>this is fucked up chat why are they doing that to poor benleaks sack chat
>>23918885>Jet hates Bitchtank and will never bring it back>someone else runs with the conceptServes him right, I hope it's successful and brings in lots of money
>>23918903Mints casting couch
>>23918885I was waiting for mizzy to become part of cx. Mystery is Letty. Let’s hope Xena fights mizzy
hi klaus
>>23918836>>23918862>Jet is emo wigger again chat >an 18 year old Asian School girl broke his heart>He should have asked Sam to help him write her love letters>If only Ellie had visited r/redpilledwomen and watched eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
>>23918909Bitchtank was where it all went wrong o algo
Be honest how much more popular would fishtank be if they took a kick deal
>>23918885
>>23918916jet would be so much more likable if he was emo
>>23918916so you're a cuckold right?
>>23918918banned and in the same position, not that it was even going
>>23918905>yeah I've only seen him on ip2 sometimes >and getting Tate in trouble with the mayor of Miami Beach for playing HH by kayne in the club lol
>>23918923They have no reason not to sell out now and they can just lose the edginess
>>23918910ugh no
putting a collar on Jet and feeding him estrogen
>>23918921he used to be emo and cut himself
Would you respect him more or less with this ?
we're playing with him like a doll
>>23918913>Hi Pigs Peg>I missed you we haven't talked in forever we need to catch up xoxoxo hugs and kisses >>23918921>YES>>23918922>NO
>>23918919Wtf tazo would have made this kino
>>23918936What name is him
CryoKeen/@cryo2052Need it or keep it?
>>23918933cruella ass
>>23918933nothing can fix his permanently disgusting fat aura
>>23918941Fat worthless faggot that got bullied by tayleigh
When will Audition Reviews start again?My body is ready
>>23918941Why did you drop out of highschool? And why did you lie about having your GED?
How are there 0 recorded instances of morning wood on Fishtank? Every morning I wake up pitching a visible tent with my blankets, I'd be too embarrassed to be on the show.
>Peggy I don't think 2lazy2try likes Clav he never refers to him by name he just calls him "this looksmaxxer character" lolhttps://youtu.be/0oNVN4Fq9J4
>>23918949Because i got into drugs Didn't lie about getting my ged
>>23918941Taking 40 years for you to clean a single god damn room. Pathetic shit eater you belong on the website chat with the other shit eaters.>he actually wants to be on the showHOW PATHETHIC
>>23918954I was already on the show longer than you were mohamed
>>23918951Shinji did
>>23918953What drugs did you do?
>>23918953>can we see the GED chat? I don't think you ever got one
>>23918941now post the floor of your room
>>23918956And now they forgot about your ass and you're about to be homeless. LOL
>>23918956And you are proud of crying and quitting. And you want to go back. Seriously i cant imagine how much of a faggot would want to do that. Did you quit because you didnt have a sink to shit in?
>>23918951>every guy on fishtank has small P I think
>>23918959Cryo said he dropped out chat
>>23918961Guarentee everything he posted a few days ago while "cleaning his room" is still just laying on his floor because he is a fat lazy slob
>>23918956racist and uncalled for
>>23918956>mohamed
>>23918966>he dropped out of GED classes? they're not that hard I don't think >the math is probably annoying doh
>>23918972
>>23918972Do you think half of the people browsing the thread could do the GED level math chat?
>>23918936yes thats true the threads have sucked too much skull t b h i miss benleaks the vibes r off i am excited for the new fishtank though
>>23918975yes we are all very smart here
>>23918975I thought we were all pretending to be retarded... thats why i hate cryo so much because he isn't pretending.Please tell me you guys can do basic math
>>23918978Hi
>>23918976Hi
>>23918978>>23918979I would like to see a Cryo stream where we help him with his math chat.
>>23918976>poor leaks chat I moogled his brain he was in the /tv/ threads last night but he talked more about me than fishtank I think
>>23918961Here it isCryoKeens FloorI live in the laundry room bro
>>23918979I just guess
>>23918984Lol
>>23918974>>23918975>maybe like 40% of us chat
>>23918966>>23918972>>23918959>>23918953ged are a scam i dropped out of highschool but I just tell people I have a degree and no one checks lol
What would you dragon ball wishes be? Mine are:1. Peggy confessing her love for me2. Everyone in /ftl/ has a happy friday3. A big pizza pie for dinner
>>23918980hi
>>23918982I would like to see cryo take an IQ test and get an 80. Theres no way he has any spacial awareness or ability to solve logic problems
>>23918984take a better picture i cant see anything
cryo probably has a 110-115 iq he is just an alcohoilc and sleep deprived most people vastly over-estimate what 100iq is because they don't deal with normies that often.
>>23918984THE BOX IS STILL RIGHT THERE>>23918967I WAS RIGHT. And he probably scrambled and took the bags of trash out of the room before taking the pic
>>23918994Get fucked nigger
>>23918992I think CryoKeen would score 115+Not sure if that would be a good thing or a bad thing honestly.
>>23918988>there's been a few jobs were I had to show my HS diploma but some don't really care I guess
>>23918995You have seen his clay "art" and you are telling me that man isnt mentally retarded
>>23919000they only even ask for shitty jobs, which on them I put one (i had a fake one i photoshopped together in case they asked but I never had to show) but as soon as you get past basic entry level shit jobs no one even thinks to ask because it's just assumed
>>23918997racist and uncalled for
>>23919001I havent had any formal training. I almost never use tutorials even. Im just vibeing. Its theraputic.
jet has a good face for trying hairstyles i keep brainstorming ideas for him
>poops in sinks>40 year old, never worked>cant pass high school>gives MDE his money>makes clay art a fucking baby could do>cries about wanting his mommy on fishtank dot liveThis man is retarded, pathetic and a faggot
>>23919002>yeah they're usually only concerned about felony arrest charges and stuff like that
>>23919005I did what u said and u were likeMy eyes they so squinty I cant see anything oy vey
>>23919006Showing zero improvement of your skill is a mark of having LOW IQ and the inability to learn you stupid poop freak
>>23919008he's an avant garde performance artist
>>23918984this is like 80% of the reason why ur miserable
>>23919000When I applied for a position with the city of Los Angeles they wanted copies of my bachelors degree, names/numbers/e-mail of supervisors for jobs within the last ten years, copies of my drivers license, official transcripts of my grades in school, and a letter from the state proving I have permission to work in the field. Oh they also wanted a writing sample before they would interview me.
>>23919008you cracked the code, you figured him out, now become enlightened
>>23919010the camera angle sucks
>>23919008>poops in the toilet, occasionally washes his anus in the sink or shower>im 39 years old still>GED>did fall for MDE scamming havent given them money since 2023>lol wtf?Underage pathetic zoomer
>>23919008and we love him
This fucking retard is smarter and better educated than poop freak sink shitter
>>23919011Im not a poop freak. And yes its am reassessing if my creative endeavors are profitable or not.
>>23918984Cryo i'm going to use these photos to knock several thousand dollars off the asking price when your mom sells the house.
>>23919007>I keep trying to ask the German Ellie simp which hairstyle she went for but he keeps ignoring me
>>23919018>Underage patheticDude you are OVERage to be shitting in sinks.Get pottytrained you dolt. 40 year old cant wipe his ass properly
>>23919011i think u underestimate the impact of being an alcoholic loser you can easily drop your iq 20 points by being sleep deprived and a drug addict. that's why being a loser is so tragic
Poop freak hereIm just gonna murder all of you okay? Violently Thanks
>>23919023
>>23919027i love you
>>23919021How many times have you attempted suicide?
>>23919022Im reporting you to Canadian authority for that and for posting in ftl a wrong think forum they will find out every single post you made and he will regret it.You will regret the day that you met me , m***********
>>23919027pellet guns make you cry and run away lol
>>23919021>Im not a poop freakEverything you say and do is contrary to this. Pathetic loser, the biggest accomplishment you have made in your life is being such a faggot loser you got invited onto the faggot loser humiliation show, and you couldn't even last a day
>>23919027save me 4 last i want 2 watch them suffer
>that was definitely his worst haircut doh>Peggy needs to give Taylo some pointers
>>23918984Cryogen can I get a video reaction to Sam Hyde leaving fish tank?
>>23918410the only interest in s5 is watching jet spiral further into lolcowdom. without daddy sam there he will get bullied by the fish even harder than he was in s4
>>23919030None because i'm not weak like you. Raked.>>23919029<3>>23919032Sometimes like one I don't sign up for it because when I arrive there , I didn't sign a contract so I didn't think it was right to be assaulted without signing a contract.>>23919033CKDSCryoKeen dermagemebt syndrome
>>23919027Sure thing, you cant even leave the house without crying and having anxiety. Still begging to he on fishtank. You are by far the most pathetic loser here, i hope your mother abandons you soon, she has put up with your shit long enough
>>23919037Yeah. I meant to do thst but got caught up being drunk and playing metal gear solid 2 a very good gameTy for reminding me. I'll do it soon.
>>23919039>NoneAre you sure? You cry a lot and throw tantrums over the most inane things.
>>23919027plzz kill us
>>23919035
>>23918991Nice
Jet's new hairstyle looks youthful
>>23919039>i'm not weak like youHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA.Dude you are on disability for being too weak to hold a job for a day. You are the definition of weak
>>23919040Im outside right now with no fear mr rape poop even the deer love me kys nigger
>>23919027are you a gun owner cryo
>>23919008let he among us whom is not a retarded pathetic faggot cast the first stone
>>23919027
>>23919039>I didn't sign a contract so I didn't think it was right to be assaulted without signing a contract.Absolute retard. Not signing a contract gave you MORE POWER. You could have sued afterwards because you didnt agree to it. But your dumb nigger ass thought putting your name on paper would protect you instead of jet.You are a NIGGER
>>23919052I am right now
my new theory because im reflecting on my own feelings is that attraction to jet is maternal freudian type timing it's like aww my 14 year old fat unwashed chud son
>>23919054Hey don't talk to cryo like that you son of a bitch
I was born in caca poopoo peepeeshire
>>23919057I hate you so much Peggy It's not even funny
>>23919054>Cryo thinks Jet is actually going to type up a special cryokeen contract that lets him do whatever he wants basically
i got drip drip drip drippy drop. tippy top. from a thitty thot. toppy real sloppy call it slippy top. she grippy grop. on my kicky cock.
>>23919058He needs to be told the truth. Hes been coddled too long he turned into a fat slime ball. Obviously positive reinforcement does not work he needs to be shamed
>>23919034this singular image managed to ruin an entire woman's (and by extension her father's) life.
>>23919057that's fair
>>23919066ck?
>>23919057I love you so much Peggy it's not even funny
the peggy situation is crazy y'all
>>23919066i think it was this image
>>23919068yeahthe dark peter stuff is what triggered it
>>23919050Don't get a heart attack walking up the sidewalk fat ass
>>23919073I thought it was jet sneaking into her house to polish her rocks did it
>>23919063>He really did say that. Sam Hyde is a lyrical genius
>>23919069>simping for a chick who's fantasizing about Jet Neptune as her kid (who she also fucks)rat cuck
>>23919074Got his ass
Did the deer finally put the fat fuck out of his misery?
>>23919076i mean it didnt helpshe's lucky he didn't fuck with her air purifier like sam does
>>23919051My Gun fires POOP PELLETSAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGHHH POOOP
in the ev take the louis duffle out the frunk
I'm just here for the epic cryokeine content
>>23919071>jesus turned to peter and said "get behind me satan"Didnt satan mean "opponent" or "enemy" back then?
>>23919083NopeI want to f*** Taylor so badly.I want to ejaculate inside our vagina and wipe my calm all over her face and then dump her by the side of a road with a few casino tokens
The fuck these niggas doin!
>>23919078>that's actually pretty normal as far as most anon's sexual fantasies in these threads go I think
>>23919057thats sweet
>>23919062Cryo deserves it to be fair. Special contract with special pay chat.
>>23919069grippy sock honeymoon
>>23919091I'm not the Taylor guy. Also, why has your mom decided to leave you?
>>23919091>wipe my calmFat fucks hands are too fat to type on his phone he has to use voice to text
>>23919078>a chick
>>23918939He called out Ice for grabbing a black streamer guys dick without consent and now the Cx inner circle have excommunicated Tazo for criticizing their dear leader
>>23918872Tf do you care, fat nigger? It’s not your country’s politics.
did they say if they are steaming auditions again today?
>>23919102>don't start >I'm sick of having to break up these Irish girl fights all the time chat!
>>23919091Taylor with 100% fuck you for a hotel room and chips in Vegas. It's simply a matter of how many chips Maybe we could crowd fund this for you
we all love our 14 year old fat unwashed chud son here
>>23919057that you want to fuck
>>23919106do you not find the concept of voting for a president because of chad physiognomy AMUSING it's not about the specific politicians
Goodbye
>>23918885>is that Mizzy chat?
IM GETTING BUCKED UP CHAT
turkey tom will be hosting season 5
>>23919111Without Sam to motivate him to work out he gained a lot of weight.
>>23919110I dont care about the chips.I want a video of me cumming on her face or in her mouth. Yolo. How much?
>klaus finally gets a (internet) girlfriend>she immediately starts posting momcest sexual fantasies about jet
>>23919123You really got a thing for open mouth cum shots huh?
the level 2 theory is that jet knows it subconsciously and is remaining in his disheveled state to lure in the girls he abuses to recreate and take out revenge on his mother
>>23919103I thought you meant ICE like the police for a second.Thats really gay. Tazo was always the most chill guy in cx, he never belonged with those degenerates
jet just confirmed that cryokeen will never be invited back
>>23919103>grabbing dicks is what he does >it's his signature move chat
>>23919127go away
>>23919132Its a gaslight lie
>>23919120Anything for a tiny bit of attention
>>23919024>assigning age to sink poopingmark of low IQ
>>23919111he’s beyond evil
>>23919126Cum on the face. Forehead. Nose. In the mouth.I mean, the rest of a robot female Bollywood would be great.That's what ninety percent of normal human adults might wantBut im ok with just the head.
>>23919140Just go back to the josie general you cuckjew
>>23919125>she might have to go back to horny jail soon chat
>>23919138You know , there is a very fine line between being extremely introverted and shy and being a normal person and being extrovert.I used to be quite introverted myself and you know what?It didn't get me very muchSo I will take your verbal abuse attacks because it means I'm gonna be out there and engaging people.And sometimes shocking people , but I don't think i'm the center of the universe , I think i'm the center of my universe , but I don't think i'm the center of the universe
>>23919120you should look into the smith and wesson model 642 revolver. really nice. if you want to go cheaper you could get a run of the mill 9mm semi auto
>>23919143And what are you doing to be able to achieve cumming on a girl's face IRL?Oh, sitting in your room drinking beer alone while you complain online?
>>23919127
cryokeen the host of season 5, in B3 ground floor, screaming marky marky ellie ellie kat kat at the top of his lungs
>>23919152I mean, I did it once about 20 years ago.It was pretty nice.It felt like there was a time dilation effectBut, yeah, I mean, it's just a feeling right?I feel like maybe it would be better if I did.It was someone that I loved, so that is something I could work towards.Rather than just vapid , random sex with people
>>23919149>take your verbal abuse attacks because it means I'm gonna be out there and engaging people.Anything for attention. Like i already said. Thats part of your histrionic personality disorder.
>>23919150I generally don't believe in owning firearms.Personally , I think that fifty percent of the time you're gonna hurt yourself or family member or friend , but , you know , I suppose , in rare occasions , it could be possible to need it for self defenseIs what you're suggesting a wheel gun? Like the one walter white got I think I would like that
>>23919156No one will ever love you
>>23919069so, you're a cuckold correct?
>>23919143u know what's Crazy is i've done that shit in real life. she was hot too. was a few years ago now though. lose some fucking weight you fat pig
>>23919157You have an extreme dislike for me.So anything I say is gonna be twisted into your paranoid conspiracys.
>>23919063best thing sam and wiggs incorporated has produced in the last 10 years
>>23919159we need to be arming cryo
>>23919161My mom and dad love me and I have quite a few devoted fans and friends.I also have some ufo aliens on my side.So my friend, I think you need to humble yourself and get someone else to target with your hatred.My friend>>23919163Nice
Josie just announced that she'll be hosting Season 5
>>23919063This is shifting the culture
>>23919162>she's in jail now chat
we should do group therapy
>>23919176Erm lmao ermYes , so tell me how any kind of female that isn't physically fit or fat , is gonna diffuse the situation between two contestants>Jet waddles in with his tec 9
>>23919120peggy 'butei trust you KING
>>23919157cryo is bpd
I am winningI will.\nBe the host for season 5 and there's nothing any of you can do about it.I believe I am an awesome spectacular epic person that can do this.I believe I'm the only person that can do justice to this TV show.Though it's actually a live stream and I believe that perhaps maybe two or other three people could be host after me , you know , haha
>>23919177cryo can you please just crash out and get arrested on live already. your idea of culture is fuckin clay sculptures and hardcore degeneracy. people fear becoming like you.
>>23919175You want to cum on your mom and dads faces? God damn you sick
>>23919184go off king
>>23919185Honestly, I'm happy that I have inspired many other people to apply for season 5.Because they think they can do better than me.I'm actually extremely happy to help raise the bar around here. Im THAT humble
>>23919182
>>23919183Histrionic and bpd are very similar. Cryo isnt smart enough to have the manipulation tactics of a bpd, which makes him fit more into histrionic
>>23919188Wtf no gross Jesus Christ thats fucked up how dare you
>>23919193>Honestly, I'm happy that I have inspired many other people to apply for season 5.Because they think they can do better than me.Nobody every said that you self centered piece of shit
>>23919179she may be but what about youyou're like a cuckold yeah?
>>23919184>>23919196
>>23919195You are a history sirNo one remember you or your name.They will remember me just like trump or bushCryoKeen we'll go through the annals of history as an amazing creative unique person who did amazing things and built amazing structures and change the minds of people to realize what reality could be when aliens and a human brains and artificial brains can interact with each other
>>23919196You were talking about cumming on faces of someone who loved you. I said no one will love you and you reply "my mommy and my daddy love me"The topic was cum on face.Low iq retard cant even follow a conversation
>>23919159>fifty percent of the time you're gonna hurt yourselfi like those odds cryo. smith and wesson has free shipping options
>>23919198I am literally the only person responsible for all these people applying.Because they think they can do better than me.I'm sorry to have to break the news to you.Its all cryokeens fault :)
>>23919184jet literally just said you aren't ever coming back and laughed at you
>>23919202Dude like sexually im not into incest or whatever u sick fucksHey.Did you know that the word love can mean different things under different contexts?I guess you didn't because you're extremely low.Iq
>>23919180>I hate group therapy I've done it before at my clinic it's so lame
>>23919205>>23919211
>>23919201You post your most embarrassing shit online for a crumb of attention. Its seriously pathetic. And when you die of diabetes no one will care. They only humor you now so you post more embarrassing shit about your pathetic life
>>23919184you're the de facto fan chosen host, you should just go and take your role
It's fucked up that not one fish girl will just get take a little bit of cum on their face for cryo it's not a big deal it's just cum
>>23919207Post a clip or screenshotYou know what never means, never as well.And people never thought I would get on fish nk the first time, and I was guess what, people never thought Trump would ever be President, and he was President twice.So you can go f*** yourself with the word never you dumb fucj
>>23919214I have made such an impressive longer legacy than you.In my short life, but I'm gonna be humble.And wish you a good day , sir>>23919215My humble body is ready
>>23919212I ran group therapy and i agree. Its so hard to get any progress with people when its a group. Usually just a yappy fat bitch like cryo sucks up all the energy
>>23919216Many are saying this.
>>23919217tell it to jet big dog I'm just relaying the info. it was on the live stream and I'm not recording rn
Something tells me no one in the S5 cast will be from these audition streams. Maybe 1-2 of them might be, if they really like someone. But I think their main source of finding contestants is somewhere else and they're just gaslighting to keep us watching off-season slop.
>>23919219I can actually be quite humble when i'm not talking to complete morons , which unfortunately does tend to be the people that are in drug counseling groups and therapyI think one on one therapy can be very useful by the way
>>23919217>>23919218>>23919221
>>23919216so much thisthe entitlement is just ridiculous
>>23919199
>>23919218>impressiveHAHAHAHHHAHHHAHHHHAHHHAHHHAGHHHHAHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA good one
>>23919222Well.\nI didn't see it so okay, that's fine.I'm happy to play along with whatever he wants to say :) i'm just happy to be here pissing off the low.I q people , I have heard that someone said that the day before , but I have not seen a clip of it yet , but again never say never
>>23919218Drink your beer alone in your room and think you won, champ. Cant even go a week without ctawling back to fishtank for attention.
>>23919233
Cryokeen just record a quick reaction video to Jet announcing that Sam is quitting just do it right now I don't want to wait too long big dog
>>23919234Have\nA good day , man jesus loves you
cryo drinking is the lamest thing on earth go to fucking AA
>>23918894seems so
>>23919225>think one on one therapy can be very useful by the wayYeah its really helpped you uhhh do nothing with your life and shit in sinks
>>23919237>performative christianityYou dont believe in that shit, just copying daddy sam (which you keep begging not to block you)
>>23919238He drinks 1 fucking beer mongol
Cryokeen just snap a quick peggy 'bute picture you don't have to do it right now I can wait but its something that has and bound to happen big dog
hopefully palantir ai surveillance comes to life so i can get you all arrested and put in jail it wouldnt be much different from your current lives anyway
>>23919245don't call her a mongol she's a niggermongols are pretty cool
>>23919240 Isn't Xena in Chile though
>>23919246fucking stop jesus
I can't even ironically respond to Peggy I fucking hate that bitch so much
>>23919238He drinks 1 fucking beer NIGGER!
>>23919257BEER NIGGER!
>>23919253so you're allowed to openly fantasies about fucking kids but dear god a man of god does some honest old 'bute to pictures you willingly posted to attention bait in the poop general knowing well that this would be sooner or later bound to happenhypocrite much?
i took out a personal loan so i can send some bomb ass tts on the stream today
>>23919252So is feef, I guess they're flying back tonight
>>23919260not really
>>23919260facts
benleaks
>>23919256she might be even POOPIER than tayleight let that poop into the sink for a moment
>>23919236Ty for reminding mehttps://youtube.com/shorts/KROO4eZ-5GU?si=wMJtI0fS2bIOVQ9GHere u goJust to be 100 I did a 25 min vid on X where I ate clam Chowder and talked about that
>>23919245to be fair, it looks like he drinks nigger swill, which is 3-4x stronger than normal beer.
>>23919261ask about L.E.
>>23919263that's what it thought, bitch
>>23919261But there no Sam!
>>23919261season 5 will have klarna integration for tts
>>23919260Got emIsrael wins againCum tribute status: ???
>>23919240sluttankstock up on tissues
>>23919268>https://youtube.com/shorts/KROO4eZ-5GU?si=wMJtI0fS2bIOVQ9Gbased
>>23919270no, i'm gonna ask ben what his favorite mcdonalds order is
>>23919274BUCKING UP
cryo i finally stop ignoring you we had a nice interaction earlier do you rlly want to confirm every preconception i had about your character by virtually raping me
>>23919268>>23919274
>>23919240bitchtank bros we are BACK
>>23919279you verbally rape this thread every day
BEER NIGGER!
>>23919274are you hooked on kratom yet?
>the Israeli is obsessed with a fat gay retarded 40 year old man's cum and penis
>>23919279who the fuck are you you really think you can tame that BUCK
GUYS Laker posted on twitter
>>23919287I Haven't had any for like 4 weeks and I have no desire to have more except for occasionally , when seeing movies
>>23919288but like you're a cuckold am i correct?
>>23919268classic millennial waiting after turning the camera on
>>23919292BEER NIGGER!
>>23919294Jew mentioned cuckoldry again
>>23919293you should get hooked on kratom
>>23919279Do you have any idea where you are?I'd like to have nice relationships with almost any female inteeact with.But this is like one of the few places where I can actually be myselfAlso, I'm guessing you've never been raped.Because otherwise you wouldn't call it visual rape.That is a disservice to any woman or man who is actually been rapedI currently have no desire to give you a cum tribute for 2 reasons1. You have said that would gross yoy out2. You aren't pretty enoughThemes the breaks. I'm going to go play video games and drink now.So have a good day
>>23919296zoomers be like "i literally cannot pay attention to something for LITERALLY ONE SECOND"
You need time to settle into a cryokino video like this I haven't even watched the whole thing gets i'm savoring it
>>23919294>Josiecels aren't allowed to call anyone else cucks chat >You've been simping while watching her hook up with like 5 guys over 2 years lol
>>23919306that's really disappointing but i trust you will come to your senses eventuallyyou could say im BUCKled up for the long run
>>23919300He's correct though
>>23919268>is it gonna have the star power?Bring him in!
>>23919313that's not what a cuckold is and it was one guy
>>23919313so you are both cucks
>>23919313the difference is she never openly claimed to be my e-gf and i didn't approve or supported her alleged hooking up.you're openly simping for a girl fantasizing about jet in this very thread and look over it.so you're like a jet cuck right?
>>23919319he's low IQ and will seethe about me forever just let him be its amusing
When did they start the stream? Did I miss anything good?
>>23919321>>23919323>>23919326>Jet>Ben>Jon>Wiggalations>Van>The 40 boys>Etc >Etc>and those are just the ones we know about because it was on stream lol >JOSIEKEKSGANG>JOSIEKEKSGANG>JOSIEKEKSGANG
>>23919331idk i just saw they were live too.no youtube stream for whatever reason
>>23919332>no retortso we got it right, you're a cuckold am i wrong?
>>23919306
>>23919337>it's just a fantasy chat >It Peggy actually does get JETTED I promise to break up with her >you'll be the first to know
>>23919306you have no fucking idea who you're talking about you disgusting slob try be yourself whoever that is because i don't think you even know, all your fans are bullies, they're the bullies in high school who would pretend to be your friend. a tribute is not a badge of honor YOU ARE GETTING OFF ON THE IDEA THAT THE WOMAN WOULD BE DISGUSTED SEEING IT. EVERYONE WOULD BE GROSSED OUT. I'd have fun pushing you off a pier with sharp rocks at the bottom do not fucking say i don't understand rape keep drinking say you're gonna go sober say you're gonna quit the thread in a month then come back u will never ever have discipline because your SOULLLLL is fat you have a fat SOUL
>>23919343so you fine with your girl fantasizing about jet while being with youkinda like a jet cuck right?
jet and ben are grumpy today kek
they're calling it the peggy paragraph
>>23919331Looks like they've been live for about 30 minutes
>>23919346i think you take this online stuff too seriously
>>23919346i think you're taking the thread too seriously and getting tilted
>>23919346what color panties are you wearing rn?
>I don't get the point of guys getting excited about seeing another dudes SPLOOGE on a picture of some girl they like chat>I get that the whole point is like they're violating her image in a sense but idk in that case why not just print out your own pix and SPLOOGE on them?
cryo bodied btwfemale feeble minds simply can't compete
i am tilted i am taking it too seriously when you trigger me im gonna consider getting off my meds i am seething i am a hypocrite
Missed the first 20-ish minutes but I guess they're streaming only on the main site today?:Fishtank Audtion Stream: Day 3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_OglTSr1f8
NEW>>23919363>>23919363>>23919363new>>23919363>>23919363>>23919363
>seems kind of gay to be like OH YEAH RANDOM DUDES CUM ON A PICTURE OF HER FACE to me chaf
Don't reply to Peggy she'll go away eventually
>>23919362>consider getting off my medsplease do that so they force you in the looney bin again and we have good threads again
>>23919367why so early
>>23919367stop baking 20 pics early you bug
>>23919346I am not "bullying" cryo I think cryo rules and is very authentic and real, he's obviously fucked up but really captures a particular mood sometime that makes me like his character in general. I do not "ironic" cryo post. You are a dumb woman, and a nigger.
>>23919343kucked klitty
>>23919360>>23919368yeah but you're like a jet cuck am i wrong?
>>23919240Kimmee looking SO beautiful nowadays after all the surgery