Hello frens, how you've been?
>>23922202tasty time
>>23922202Starving myself
>>23922202I have been tastyfor you
>>23922206yep>>23922232Why is that bro?>>23922246:)
how could that burger and those fries have been made by the same personit looks like an octogenerian billionaire with a trophy wife fr
>>23922266which one is the octogenarian and which is the trophy wife lol?
Nice that you're back
>>23922280Thank you fren. Glad to be back.
>>23922202damn, looks good dude.
>>23922316thanks bro :) It's been more than a year since I made and ate burger so I said fuck it.
>>23922364I'm overdue m'se'f. Might have to bake up some kaiser rolls, chop up some beefs, and beet some roots in the relatively near future.
>>23922394>bake up some kaiser rollsNice, usually I would bake em but I ran out of my dough conditioner enzymes to make the buns softer so I just bought some.
>>23922259Because I'm fat and I need to lose weight
>>23922408I'm positive I make mine wrong - basically doing everything I can to make them soft. They just resemble kaisers superficially because I like what that final stretch does to the surface texture.
>>23922423Do a low carb diet. I lost 10 kilos last year and didn't even watch my calories. >>23922435>basically doing everything I can to make them softIt's really hard to make em burger bun soft without putting too much butter, oil/sugar which I don't want to do because it's already a high calorie meal. You should order this>>23922408it's just an enzyme that makes the buns softer, it's not a chemical or some shit ingredient. It's a bakers secret when they want to make something soft without enrichment. And a little goes along way.
>>23922202Trapped inside for 3 days as the roads are covered in solid ice, and i have no winter tires.Can you make me one too, and make it a large side of fries. That portion of fries look absolutrly austere. I have a figure to maintain.
>>23922463But butter is the spice of life... and the egg yolk gives my arteries that tingly full feeling
>>23922202Hi!
>>23922472>Trapped inside for 3 days as the roads are covered in solid ice, and i have no winter tires.Damn bro, it's that bad? I'll make ya two if you want and a large fry coming up..>>23922479Yeah of course you can't do without an egg and some butter, but you just put less butter and sugar that was my point and it becomes insanely soft, something I could never replicate without it.
>>23922489Ai ai ai, dios mio, this looks tremendous. Good job bro. Nice looking fries also.
>>23922498Thank you!
>>23922504Anything else tasty you cooked recently?Last week I made "Tutmanik" for my parents because they were visiting some friends.
>>23922202is that like 6 fries?>how you've been?just got back from a trip and doing well tygoing to make some breakfast/brunch in a few minutes here>>23922472>hat portion of fries look absolutrly austereseeeenot that i know what austere means>>23922489normal amount of fries imo
>>23922517oops forgot pic
>>23922518I had some more, I just put them for the picture, but those were enough, I ate two burgers. >just got back from a trip and doing well tygoing to make some breakfast/brunch in a few minutes hereNice, where was the trip to? What are gonna make for breakfast?
>>23922490It is absolutely trash in this corner of North America right now. The plows have stopped running in surrounding counties here, and I am treating minor chemical burns and light frostnip on my hands from pumping gas last night - cold metal and calcium chloride residue... At some point I will start treating my body like I want it to last, and stop treating baking like an excuse to injure and maim, but until then, more eggs, more sugar, more butter, more chocolate cupcakes and weed truffles that people eat three of and skip dinner, despite having mad munchies.
>>23922489Someone stabbed your burger. Did they mistake it for a Caesar salad?
>>23922525>I had some more>I ate two burgers.tasty for you>where was the trip toits a metaphoric other worldly tripdetails are fuzzzy>breakfastfried eggs and fresh fruit!! :)>>23922586sounds like something i would, regrettably, say
>>23922586LOL!
>>23922517Nice! I made some Asian fantasy food
>>23922579I see, well I hope it gets better, we still don't have snow here, it snowed one night it was gone in the morning. >>23922593>fried eggs and fresh fruit!! :)tasty>>23922586top kek>>23922621Mmm looks good, what is Asian fantasy food?
>>23922630Rice! And spices from Asia with meat and vegetables.
>>23922593Never regret milking uncomfortable chuckles from strangers.
>>23922640You got an Asian store near you? Recently we got a Korean store but they only sell snacks and junk food and ramen, was very disappointed.
>>23922646Yes, a really big one, when I'm there i see people from Asian restaurants shop there.
>>23922781Thats nice, I'm jealous
>>23923612You're nice. I'm attracted.
>>23923643
>>23924006 Name him?
>>23924091Milan Wessel, the fashion weasel.
>>23924155I like that, years ago while hiking we saw one just like that, pure white, he was so fast but he stopped and looked at us. Very cute animals.
>>23924155Or white lemmiwinks?
>>23924220or white willy
>>23924239I have one of those
>>23922202What kind of fries are those? They look like they are very seasoned.
>>23926334It's the double fry Heston Bloumenthol method, I boiled them first, freeze em and then double fry.Just seasoned with salt.
