You have ten seconds to be as boomer as possible.
i don't know, but i've been toldoil is worth its blood in gold
my most boomer take is i hate when restaurants have the qr code menu as the only option to view their menu thats bullshit i want a physical menu i dont want to pull out my phone at the restaurant
>>23940715god, is that a real thing?i'm guessing mostly in cities?i literally don't bring a phone most of the time, i wonder what would happen if you went there & said you don't have one
Ive got uranium fever and that's just keen,cuz in the night I'll always be seen
>>23940715Call me a caveman, someone's getting their head bashed in with a rock if that happens to me
>>23940752personally i wouldn't mind that much as long as they have an easy procedure for customers without phones, but i'm guessing there's an 80% chance the waitress hits you with a passive aggressive fluoride stare at the very least...
>>23940715I don't even have a phone, LOL (any phone). Thankfully, I've never seen a restaurant do that. They would certainly be hearing from me if they did.
>>23940758I try to be a caveman that's at least up to date on how people do things, as much as I protest again things being changed How do you function without a phone when everything these days is built around the assumption you've got one?
>>23940765>How do you function without a phoneAnything that can be done on a phone can also be done on a laptop.
>>23940773>Anything that can be done on a phone can also be done on a laptop.this, for now
>>23940773So you just carry a laptop everywhere?And if someone wants to call you they just don't have the option?
>>23940782I don't take the laptop anywhere unless I'm going far from home.If someone wants to call me... well, tough luck for them. But hardly anyone wants to call me.
>big brother ruined my life only boomers understand big brother in this context.
>>23940403That's none of your damn business
