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"LIFE ENDS AT AGE 25 YOU SHOULD JUST GIVE UP IF YOU'RE NOT A CRYPTO MILLIONAIRE BY THEN IT'S OVER FOR YOU" -Sam Hyde probably (EDITION!)

>FTL NEWS:
-- Aryeh attempted to ragebait Nina!
-- Audition streams are over!
-- Jet intends to bring Vance back for season 5!
-- Alex B and Jackie bodycam footage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdFH-TWbUhw
-- Jet said Sam Hyde is NOT HOSTING fishtank season 5!
-- Fishtank has relocated to Sandy Springs, Georgia!
-- Season 5 will be 30 days long!
-- Skull and Austin died (RIP!)
-- Peggy and Klaus are in DMs (FINALLY!)
-- Anime is CRANGE and turns you gay/trans/Israeli (FACTS!)

>Links:
https://www.fishtank.live/
https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos
https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_Wiki
https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/
https://x.com/fishtankislive

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I just hope that Betty has a wonderful day
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cryo did nothing wrong
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>>23942180
>"LIFE ENDS AT AGE 25 YOU SHOULD JUST GIVE UP IF YOU'RE NOT A CRYPTO MILLIONAIRE BY THEN IT'S OVER FOR YOU" -Sam Hyde probably
he literally says the opposite of this, him and the rest of you cope by saying "men's primes are in their 40s" or some similar subhuman nonsense
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>>23942187
>he let tayleigh of all people get under his skin and make him go crying back to his MOMMY
>awful FELTED performance
>very grim
>very DROSS
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>>23942189
>back when he was doing his alpha male guru advice guy videos he said if you don't have any valuable skills or a career by the time you're 30 then it's over for you or something like that I think
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I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day
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>>23942194
>who was filming this
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>>23942198
No he didnt, he says the complete opposite, he copes and says life starts when youre 30. You've literally invented a narrative to argue against even though you are also a retard that believes "life begins at 40". I genuinely wonder how you losers are going to survive the next 50 years of your lives.
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cryo did nothing
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>>23942203
relax
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>>23942203
>I don't remember saying that but some of us are going to be homeless like Cryokeen when our parents probably lol
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>>23942209
>when they die I mean chat
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>>23942209
We need to be working toward buying Cryo island outright. /ftl/ anons will need a home in the future
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I got felted again
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Tuns out she was in the crowd all these art hoes look the same to me
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I think Alex cancelled on mizzy for the irl
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>>23942214
What if we bought Cryo Island and then banned him from it
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>>23942202
streamstar kalkuck or whatever
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1769719834570328.mp4
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>>23942194
jin was crying during jacking off to this
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>it was funny to watch all the felted zoomers freak out over Binx being 32 during season 3
>Even though she looks good for her age and is probably doing better than they are lol
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>>23942216
>all these art hoes look the same to me
she has an extremely distinct look
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>>23942203
I think he said both

>no skills at 30 = it's over

>skills at 30 = refine them and then your 40s are your "king"/most effective/[insert archetype] phase or whatever

But also that your brain calcifies by your mid 30s and that it's creatively over for you by then. He also had this weird obsession with young guys and their potential, but he seems to be over that and probably pivots now to "life begins at 40, actually"
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>I'm looking for that Sam Hyde clip I'll find it eventually maybe chat
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>>23942237
>yeah he was basically saying you can't teach an old dog new tricks
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>>23942231
life ends at whatever age u turn ugly and bald probably chat
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>I don't have x amount of money in my bank when I turned 30
>welp time to die I guess
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>>23942248
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>>23942248
>shadowfax chat
>it's over when you lose your hair and get fat I think
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>>23942251
goat
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the dumbest people on earth fixate on debating about life advice and geopolitics
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you're a telemarketer bro
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mints update
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>>23942262
Lil nigga just got his first dp chillllll
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>>23942262
not a cult
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I'm black.
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Mints is a fat bitch
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>>23942262
they’re gonna break his heart :/
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>>23942267
im so sorry...
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>>23942194
>rubbing pussies with a stripper
did drench just give letty all of the stds?
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What would happen if two contestants had hardcore uncensored sex on cam during season 5?
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>>23942262
>S06 (implying)
>where is mints
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>>23942257
>>23942259
>I don't make outgoing calls thankfully that would be really gay to bother people like that lol
>>23942262
>Mints would do some REAL "ass" type stuff with Ben and Jet chat
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Mints spelled "inseparable" wrong.
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yo mints get me a beer, thanks
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>>23942262
he's just following orders and he's mad funny
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people in japan basically look and act like 20 year olds at 40. times are different now, you can delay adulthood nearly indefinitely.
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>>23942276
his name is joints
not mints
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>>23942262
this is totally normal to act like this with your boss that you live with sometimes and don't get paid
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>btw any of us are just as qualified to talk about this stuff as Sam Hyde is
>he went to an art college to bang indie chicks with rich parents lol
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>>23942280
>you can delay adulthood nearly indefinitely.
funny how people who do this are all from countries that are dying, whether through immigration invasion and/or birthrates.
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damiel update
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>>23942262
This feels like a cry for help and mints is painfully aware of this situation but cognitive dissonance is getting in the way.
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>>23942286
neat, what we really need is another podcaster
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>>23942280
>that's because anime loli porn and pachinko machines turned them all into gay and trans incels I think
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Hi Dam aka Bummybuster I said it once before on an old account that I really think youre handsome and I would do anything in the world for you but I really wish your skin was a little lighter maybe born in Japan instead of the Philippines but I still love you brother *hugs*
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>>23942283
>how did mints get hired anyway
>did he used to be the 4chan janny or something (is he still one?)
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>>23942297
>you've just crossed over into THE SLOAN ZONE
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>>23942297
Let a nigga lurk in peace lol Im not trying to post and I dont want to be posted about youre out here straight up ripping tweets from my X account why dont you drop a follow while youre at it
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Stop the cap Jobe we all know youre a mans man and theres nothing wrong with that but realistically you were in there stroking your shit with Burt in the sandbox xD nothing wrong with that though were a very accepting fanbase and sometimes we love to see it
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Get a life
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Nina is God.
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>a real SLOAN ZONE moment
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>>23942317
>are these real
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>>23942307
jin was asking about you last stream
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>>23942333
He needs to get a schedule going I didnt know he was live because I dont come here like I used to. Or he needs to make a X account for his Fishtank personality instead of his hidden gooner account with 70 something followers what did Jin say about me and is the vod still up
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>>23942262
hes being manipulated by jet and others
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>>23942342
>Are you following his iFunny account?
>I just learned the other day he's not even a 4chan guy he's an iFunny infiltrator that's crazy L work chat
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>>23942342
looks like he got rid of the vod earlier. prob embarassed about it all
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>>23942350
So fucking lame lol I only lose with Fishtank I never win. Do you have a reupload if not does anyone have a reupload of the most recent Jin stream thank you in advance
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>>23942349
Taking pride in being a sekrit club 4chan poster is gayer sorry Kloss
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>>23942358
nah kinda wish i did now
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>>23942360
>he's the one that brought up /r9k/ stuff on the show chat
>I'd rather stick my head in a beehive than mention 4chan irl i think
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>>23942366
Now Im hoping youre messing with me and yanking my chain because you know I look forward to his content. If you are messing with me and you were trying to hurt me then I want you to know that you succeeded because I just want to see Jin go live again because it feels like more and more time passes between his streams and Im worried that he might ghost us or that I might never get to see him again :/
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jet lost all of his money. there won't be a season 5
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>>23942373
wtf did i do lol
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>>23942317
good lord
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>>23942376
You didnt do anything Im sorry I thought you were trying to agitate me at first but Im working on new coping skills. I did not mean to take out my feelings on you no hard feelings thank you for even letting me know that J man went live in the first place
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https://youtu.be/bNm0HDCRdnc
>DARKNESS NIGGAS
>MYSTERY NIGGAS
>>23942374
>noice noice
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>all my fellow CHADLENNIALS remember this album
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>>23942374
Jet bought silver when it was $20. He convinced Ben to buy when it was around $50. They will never not be in profit.
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Its 6:54AM in Osaka right now what time does Jin typically start his day
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>GETTIN' JIGGY WIT IT
>NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH
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>>23942368
It made jet seethe so its cool
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>>23942383
no we don't
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jet and ben are basically my parents but dont tell anyone guys im so lucky im like alabama barker
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>>23942386
>yeah the people telling you to buy silver and BTC now are just trying to felt you jeet /biz/ style I think
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>>23942386
why do you know about their finances
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>>23942262
Jet logged into mintz's account
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>>23942388
Stop implicitly insulting him for the fact he works at McDonald's. I see what you're doing here!
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>>23942391
>Big Jet Seethy Style
>>23942392
>Big Israeli Copey Style
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>>23942398
That's actually jet
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>>23942398
They brought it up several times in every audition stream. Jet would always bring up silver whenever sam brought up Bitcoin and said he thinks silver is a safer place for savings so he's probably been putting buying for a long time.
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>>23942400
I want to know when he will post or go live again I never implied anything about his working status. I have no reason to be here if Jin will not be available to interact with his most loyal fans
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>>23942406
mad gay
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>Big Klaussy Winning Style
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CYRO ITS TIME FOR A COLD BEER YA BANNED FAGGOT
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>>23942419
When I see people use vocabulary like this I think Wow what a mature and interesting person I want to get to know them I should be there friend /s nothing is cool about encouraging him to break his sobriety or calling him slurs
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>but he KLAUSSY
>>23942419
>he needs to pretend to quit drinking every 3 days for some reason so it might not be time yet we don't know where he's at in the cycle
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>>23942433
Would you rather me tell him to kill himself? That's cool in my book too... CYRO KILL YOURSELF YOU USELESS FAGGOT
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jackie made alex cancel the irl stream with mizzy
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>>23942442
you might be the only person that cares
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>>23942443
Ok
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>calm down KLAUSSY
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>>23942394
fuck you you ugly cunt
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>you don't wanna go drop the N BOMB now KLAUSSY
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klaus is chud gang.
no one likes chud gang.
love and life.
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>Larry Elder (Uncle Tom!)
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>>23942466
>FELTED (got lucky...this time)
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>>23942459
>Jimmy was a better fish than TJ
>That's just shadowfax chat
>Jet and Ben agree
>And Mints
>And maejok
>And sodaman
>And Sam Hyde
>And (you)
>And (me)
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this is not a comfy show.
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>>23942200
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>Wendy Williams FELTED
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>(..or maybe not.. it's unclear)
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Imagine how awesome it would be if Klaus just died
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>>23942469
remind me what was tjs arc again?
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>people dissing Klaus sat on a wall
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>people dissing Klaus had a great FALL
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>>23942181
Same, Bettybuggie.
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rap beefs are feminine energy. very gay
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>klaus
>who
I have pickles chat
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i would fight shadi like a man
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>>23942504
Rap is generally gay because it's inspired from prison culture which is mad gay
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>you get it? (FELTED)
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>>23942511
>Pretty much everything involving black men is gay these days they're just inherently ZESTY now for some reason
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>>23942504
>i hate this nigga, im going to write rhyming poetry about how much he stinks!
Yep, pretty gay
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>>23942459
Its 2026. Its time to grow up and admit chudgang is the best part of fishtank (people you LOVE to hate)
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>>23942529
Haley may have said nigger 10 times but she's not chudgang and was way more fun to hate
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>>23942491
>BEAK girls are pretty cool I think
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when the weather gets nicer does anyone want to play catch
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>>23942537
>Do people still play DISC GOLF?
>I had a couple friends that were obsessed with it like 10 years ago
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>>23942537
come over to my house its 72 and sunny
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Pedophile loser.
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>>23942545
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>>23942543
thank you i'll bring a frisbee and a foot ball so we have options
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>Big Will HATES Big Jesus
>He is NOT a member of chudgang
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ICSmrR84HA
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>Big Jesus Style
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>>23942545
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>>23942552
>how much did he make off this grift
>like half a mil?
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>>23942545
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Feef is cute
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>>23942552
10 seconds in and already dying laughing
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Content overload
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>Big Murder Style
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>>23942552
Ahh so after he got all the donos he felt better thank god for that...
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>>23942552
this guy bothers me sorry
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>>23942552
bwandon backing ham is dead this is ai
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>IM DYING chat
>QUICK START RECORDING THIS
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joop songebob
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>>23942552
Sooooo performative
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>OOOWWWW THE PAIN
>(was that take good or should we go again?)
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>>23942562
>>23942565
>Feef is so hot chat
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this near death experience brought to you by dude wipes
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>>23942552
>my roommate turkey tom
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>>23942552
He's on the verge of death for months and his wife goes away to stay with family? His roommate is Turkey Tom?
What the hell??
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>stop asking questions chat
>he needs to sell dude wipes (for the family ofc)
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>>23942585
this world is so fucked up
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>>23942584
type shit
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cole update
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Hey guys let me READ prewritten shit to you with no emotion for 30 minutes, even though I'm talking about my own mortality
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>COAL UPDATE
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>>23942565
Alex b for the next ice poseidon event will be awesome
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Juggalo night terrors
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>>23942596
Lol thats 5 days? That looks like less than 24 hours after i shave.
Zoomies are so low t
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>>23942606
that's fucked up
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>y'all need some black intelligence in yo life
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>>23942608
>it's all the Coors light and Choccy Milk he's drinking
>it's felting his T levels chat
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>>23942596
pecan pie
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>>23942383
>im goin to miami chat
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>9/11 made Big Willie Style drop a Big F Word style for the first time in his life chat
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>>23942626
>that's what's up
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What the nigger
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Kick is the gayest company. Only actual company that complied with the faggot government and is asking me to prove my age. The rest just pretend they do and say they use a secret ai algorithm to determine age. Hopefully kick goes completely fucking bust.
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>>23942787
The people with the absolute least amount of things going for them are always the most afraid about muh identity, I hate you 4chan faggots
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>>23942596
this is very exciting, the stache was his best look
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>>23942787
>Just don't be Australian (easy solution)
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I like Buckingham, at he least he HEEM'd the fuck out of Ice Pisseidon.
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>klaus will smith posting in celebration of his new found love to being a KEK he shares with him
love and life
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>>23942586
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>>23942798
>it's a chadlennial thing chat
>he was cool in the 90s he wasn't cucked or gay (yet)
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Its go time
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>>23942807
>what do the zelda style hearts mean
>are those her HP
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you're not really skydiving it's just a big fan they lied to y'all
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Do you prefer Aldi or Lidl?
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>>23942787
the site is run by gambling and stake
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klaus your sorta the /ftl/ lolcow at this point... very grim
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>>23942797
>I don't like his new wholesome family grift chat
>Not that long ago I was watching him live stream with some meme SoundCloud rapper making hookers in Thailand or Cambodia or whatever eat grasshoppers and shit
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>>23942823
he always was
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>>23942823
>no I will not act gay and retarded and post cock and eat poop and piss in bottles for you no matter how hard you try to force this meme
>just wait for cryokeen to get unbanned or go to the kiwifarms if you're that desperate for lolcow stuff chat
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>>23942834
i just checked in an incognito tab and she’s not even there you liar
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>>23942840
let him keep going with his project it's very important to him
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>>23942833
>>no I will not act gay and retarded and post cock and eat poop and piss in bottles for you no matter how hard you try to force this meme
you've done 3 out of the 5 things listed already
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>>23942822
They wouldn’t be so gay. It’s run by the Australian government via cowardly stooge Edward Craven.
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>>23942829
>>23942847
>Hypothesis rejected chat
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no lolcow can be a true lolcow without being un self aware about
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>in my mind Mizzy is ALWAYS on the front page of kick chat
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>>23942852
You posted pubes and boy clitty in a thread where Benleaks was actively posting. Benleaks is just a little boy. You're a sick and depraved man like that evil and morbidly obese e-rapist Cryingkeen
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If Sam would have had to struggle in life even slightly he'd have killed himself decades ago.
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>why do people keep saying I posted clitty
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>>23942840
works on my machine
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https://youtu.be/D1qyGWM06Hk?si=WfnEdRbOkmrWf2F3
do we like our lahlcaws here chet?
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>>23942804
Being a real chadlennial is realizing how fake and gay the things we're nostalgic for really were.

I mean i get nostalgic for 90s advertising... That's how cooked we were.
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>>23942797
You like lots of gay shit so not surprised.
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>>23942863
>yeah but he's tall/charismatic and has confidence
>that's all you really need to succeed in life as a male I think
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>banned words list
>cryokeen
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>>23942875
don't forget having a wealthy daddy
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>>23942876
they're putting a space
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>>23942877
>That's helps a lot too yeah
>Especially if you used his money to invest in crypto at the right time
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>>23942616
>that mp4
damn i want some fuckin choc on the rocks rn
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Important Tai video
https://x.com/crookedtbeats/status/2017026147662344203
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>>23942875
He's tall, yes. Charismatic? Debatable. I call it deluded, oftentimes mistaken as charisma. His confidence comes from being a tall bully that never got in trouble for anything. His success comes at great spiritual cost. Sam will die a miserable human being. Far more miserable than even the most miserable person here.
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>I'm not sure if I should be reporting the cryococks or just hiding them
>what does chat think
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>>23942886
I dont care
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>>23942886
For every cock you report, is 5 cocks you will suck in hell. You are going to hell, klaus. For pedophilia.
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we love cryocock
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>>23942886
nudity isn’t against the rules on /bant/
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>>23942878
Lmao ahahahaha
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>>23942882
wholesome
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>>23942882
Tai is just a real one
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>>23942878
wholesome
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>>23942893
>it's porn dumping I think
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>>23942900
Its art.
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>i am the creator of the fucking show!!!!!
is this the funniest jet quote or are there better ones?
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>>23942900
reporting him for advertising is the only thing that works i think chat
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>>23943057
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>>23943057
My favorite is "its low key predatory"
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reporting members of your /ftl/ family is not cool i think chat
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>>23943057
>of the fucking show
that did not age well
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>>23943057
>advancing the culture
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>>23943057
it’s a stream not a show
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>>23943065
>I know but it's been done to me millions of times lol
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>>23942878
GREAT pic
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>>23942900
YOU'RE AVATAR POSTING THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES BAN THIS NIGGER BAN HIM!
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>>23943074
So your answer to that is doing the same to the poor 40 years old boy on his own BIRTHDAY?
you're a sick FUCK klaus, a sick fuck
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zoomer rat faggots running to jannys ruined this place
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>>23943081
if only. this faggot has been banned in the past, then he hops of one of his vpns he pays for to reply to his own posts
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a fuck that is sick, a sick fuck
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bad news, buckingham made it
https://youtu.be/0ICSmrR84HA
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>>23943085
all's fair in love and war
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>>23943066
kek
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>>23943096
We know. Another wigger scam was successful. Wigger fans are fucking retarded.
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>>23943074
two wrongs don't make a right
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>>23943096
what he actually survive the totally real absolutely deathly condition he had?!
i can't fucking believe it
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>>23943057
Still partial to
>my job is to run fair competitions
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>>23942823
but lolcows are supposed to be funny
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>>23943096
Sweet he's going to give back the money now right?
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>>23943097
If you can’t handle a fat retard cockposting you shouldn’t be here.
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Did anyone watch s4 on ppv
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>>23943112
he's just pathetic and boring
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>>23943123
Yea
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new bliccy content

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhRQQ7B1MVU
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>>23942272
Letty already had all the std's anyways so all is good.
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>>23943120
he trolls us by cock spamming so we troll back ur only mad and think it's unfair because he lost
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new fallout szn is better than the first
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>>23942272
jeremy's diseased cock already did that
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>>23943132
LABUBU
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>>23943112
>>23943124
>Klaus is funny (just not in a lolcow way duh)
>We already decided that a while ago
>it's canon now I think
>>23943143
>shadowfax
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>mfw the VIDEO GAME THING is in the show!!!!!
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>>23943160
>I heard it's pretty bad compared to the first one
>I'll still watch it for frog girl probably
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>>23943164
You are not funny dude
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>>23943167
i dont play fallout but the first season was super boring comparatively
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snowglobe
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>>23943164
holy shit cryokeen made klaus look like a bitch with that post
I didn't know he had it in him
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>>23943132
experimental
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>>23943174
>you have to live in a first world country to understand comedy I think
>it's not your fault if you don't get it
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>>23943132
better than extreme peace
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>>23943180
>that was someone else pretending to be cryo lol
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>>23943161
Jezza was a virgin allegedly. It was being passed around by the wiggers and cx croud that did it plus all the girls she gooned herself who've also been passed around.
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good news chat
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>>23943190
>I have a feeling the piss bottles and POOP sinks are definitely NOT gonna fly at cryo dads house chat
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Cryo may have been saved by his father but what if it was under the condition he doesn't post on 4chan anymore
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>>23943201
don't even joke about that dude
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>>23943179
that's a twinksack gnawer if i ever seen one
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>>23943164
>gets BTFOed so bad he has to resort to hyping himself up on 2 different VPN's
KWABed by the keenster
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>>23943190
Did he tell his dad about posting his dick online without consent and shitting in bathroom sinks?
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>they should have executed him
>teach those Jincels a lesson amirite chat
>>23943201
>It would be for his own good probably (and for the good of society)
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how cool would that be if we get cryos dad posting here along with him
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>>23943207
Cryo's dad loves him no matter what unlike yours
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>>23943206
>BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
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>lol who is blooper I don't remember this at all chat
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>klaus saves screens of himself hyping himself up on 4chan
oh he's funny but not deliberately, just like any good lolcow
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fishtank but its cryo's family
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>>23943215
His dad's enabling attitude led him to where he is in life today
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>>23943215
I think that's a lot of the issues with ftl community, production, and participants.

Major daddy issues.

Sam, Jet, both have huge daddy issues. Trickles down.
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>>23943220
>Searching the archives for people saying I'm funny is a good bit I think (just not in a lolcow way obvs)
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Scamdon Scammingham released a video apologizing for scamming everyone for 200 grand because he lied and said he had the bubonic plague when he didn't even have the bubonic plague and he said he's sorry and he's refunding all the money.

Just kidding!

Nigga doubled down on his bubonic plague and asked for more money when that bum ass nigga ain't even got no bubos to speak of and he has the balls to whine and cry about his sore bubos? You ain't got no fucking bubos BRO laying there crying about my bubos are so sore while you ain't even got none to speak of BRO
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fishtank but its cryo's family
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>>23943233
and you ruined it
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>>23943213
>Cryo's dad & Johnny Neptune become real good pal's
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Klaus don't even got no dick he's a weird half man with a fucking pussy, let that sink in
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>>23943233
Playlist man, is that your new waifu?
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>>23943233
i don't get the canadian hate
great post as usual
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fishtank but it's previous fish parents
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>>23943238
>I'm not allowed to post BORNER anymore
>The Canadians will yell at me chat
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>>23943247
paytons dad and sarge would run the house
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>>23943247
See this is why the wiggers cant make a good show.

They're too worried about galaxy gas and barely legal pussy.
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I'd love to be in a room with klaus and grab him by the ear and just twist it real hard until he starts crying
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>>23943274
>I don't cry chat
>I'm too high T
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angie
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>>23943096
>bad news
you're jewish
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>>23943278
>I'm too high T
Your Leafy's Chin ass chin says otherwise.
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>>23943118
the money was for hospital bills, fucking idiot
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>>23943104
hitler was rIght about you people
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@bliccy get a good mic and start doing softly spoken asmr about whatever
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>>23943296
I'm not jewish and I hoped Brandon Suckingham was going to die.

But I knew it was a wigger con job the whole time.

OW OW OW MY BUBOS OW OW OW GIMME MONEY OW OW OW OW!
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>>23943302
it wasnt a con job, goy idiot.

he was in the hospital wIth a 20% ejectIon rate, pancreatItIs, liver failure, and kidney failure and provided receIpts for everything.
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>>23943299
So his fans should pay his medical bills because the stupid fuck wont buy health insurance? Or it was a wigger con job the whole time? Either way, wiggers are so fucking stupid and gullible they deserve to lose their money to charlatans like Scamdon Scammington and Scam Hoydlstein.
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>>23943300
Hitler lost and killed himself, goy.

Now you look to jew rats like Scam Hoydlstein and Scamdon Scammington.

You're not going to make it and you never were.
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>>23943311
yeah his wife and kids should end up on the street, because you're fat asocial ass thinks being an evil crypto jew is good
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>>23943297
>you might have to explain to the zoomers here who leafy is chat
>Hair beats chin anyway so you're just jealous I think chat
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>>23943313
no i hate sam hyde. i also hate evil sociopath losers who wIsh death upon people better than them. no different than a communist hatIng someone for beIng white and having children. eat shit triple goy
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>>23943318
Fuck his wife and kids. They're not mine to worry about. I have no obligation to give a fuck about wiggresses or wigger spawn.

He didn't need anyones money. He just didnt want to spend any of his own.

You stupid fucks are hopeless.
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>>23943321
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>>23943320
>you might have to explain to the zoomers here who leafy is chat
Idk i feel like if they know who Ldubbbz is they should know who Leafy is.
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>>23943325
>Fuck his wife and kids
Poor choice of words lol. You can hate Brandon all you want, but why extend that contempt towards his family?
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>>23943321
>no i hate sam hyde
Yet you're going to bat for a wigger faggot like Scamdon Scammington who literally spent 2 hours making a case on why MDE doesn't actually suck as much dick as we think they do in documentary format?

Stfu nigger.
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>>23943325
actually he did need money retard, he was in the icu for months without insurance. you are a fat brown retard
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>ask for 75K
>oh haha thanks can i have more?
>wow 300k! haha can i have more??
>good news I'm ok now btw but can I have more???

defend this
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>>23943330
im going to bat for a man with a family. every person making comments like you and wIshing death upon him is a fat brown communist loser
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>>23943287
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>>23943329
>but why extend that contempt towards his family?
Why shouldn't I? She married him, she birthed his children, she's letting him raise their children.

Fuck em all, burn em all to the ground.

No quarter, no mercy.

TWD
Total Wigger Death
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>>23943333
retard who doesnt know how gofund me works or that medical bills increase over time
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>>23943338
yeah you just hate white people. probably indian
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>>23943328
>Oh right I forgot that Sam stole a bunch of Ian's viewers when he did that documentary on him lol
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>>23943338
>Wishing death upon White children
Skull, you really are a nigger lmao
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>>23943331
>actually he did need money retard, he was in the icu for months without insurance
This lanky wigger faggot has money for health insurance. So I'm supposed to care his dumb ass didn't prepare for the worst? Fuck Brandon, fuck his wife, fuck his kids.
>>23943335
>fat brown communist loser
Actually I'm white.

The irony of some nonwhite like you calling me a communist while you defend literal communism lol.

Lmao even.

You can't make this shit up, chat.

4chan is the gift that keeps on giving.

I'm not even high yet I'm bout to smoke some Purple Rain.
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>>23943337
I love her
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nobody has ever called klaus funny directly it's just klaus and funny in the same sentence
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>>23943340
i dont like brandon because he tries to humanize niggers
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>>23943339
You know fucking damn well all that money is not going to exclusively to the hospital you fucking know it dude stop being a lying disingenuous asshole
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>>23943348
he's going to add this post to his archive
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>>23943344
Idk his wife is she white? One thing I notice about wiggers is they have hapa babies.

Sam, Charles, does Brandon break that cycle?

I'm willing to take his kids and put them with another wholesome white family and draw and quarter him and his wife if it makes you feel better.
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>>23943348
klaus is funny
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the nonexistent hype is advantageous and crazy fun
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>>23943340
>That's skull. He hates people that are happily married with children and people with hair I think
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>>23943333
whats this
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>>23943354
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>>23943350
No see what his defenders really want to say is "we respect the scam you're the idiot for not respecting the scam"

As if we're the freaks for living by moral codes.
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>>23943360
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>>23943358
>He hates people that are happily married with children and people with hair I think
Chanchan doesn't yet fit that description chat, don't drag her and her drug problems into this.

We're talking about wiggers, their scams, and their hapa babies.

Klaus is trying to distract from that.
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>>23943364
Owowow my bubos! Owowow gimme money!
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how is channing not a wigger lol
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>>23943371
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>>23942863
You'd kill yourself over bagging groceries though.
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Smoking on that Purple Rain
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>>23943379
>A literal fat retard with zero self-control
Sad
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i see green text i keep scrolling. sorry klaus but your nontent
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>>23943371
>how is channing not a wigger lol
I give her the reformed wigger pass.

She is not nearly as wiggerish as some of these other mfers. She might have been worse when she was hanging out with and working with MDE but that was years and years ago.

We do make allowances for those we care about.
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Also looks like I missed Skull getting felted on this thread again.

>>23943382
>Translation: My anxiety and depression is at an all-time high, better bury it by smoking that Jew grass.
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>>23943386
That green text bit has ran it's course when is he gonna find a new one?
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>>23943379
>damn this guy sounds really LOW T chat
>oh well at least he has his chin chat
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>>23943388
>Also looks like I missed
Nigger you wake up on my dick before you eat breakfast, you don't miss anything.

I know you're itching to add my cock to your collection.
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angie is baking
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>>23943393
>oh well at least he has his chin chat
Uh oh chat Leafy I mean Klaus is sensitive about having no chin I think, chat.

I would be too chat, it's a bad look chat.

He looks like a pedophile with no chin to support his face chat.

Someone make the bake about Scamdon Scammington.
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>>23943394
Matthew you gotta stop smoking that goynip, it makes you gayer and gayer. And more high-strung.
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>>23943404
>>23943404
>>23943404
new
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>>23943402
This sounds like something a jew would say to get people to stop gnoticing.

Nice try, Rabbi Prickstein.

Meanwhile jews love their ketamine therapy.
https://forward.com/opinion/481672/what-therapeutic-ketamine-taught-me-about-jewish-intergenerational-trauma/
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Why did you all let a Klaus bake happen
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>>23943412
>Too slow chat
>You gotta be quicker on the captcha next time
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>>23942578

whos this fucking hot chick



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