Happy Birthday JC! Edition>FTL NEWS:-- S5 location: Sandy Springs GA, duration: 30 days, S4 fish not returning, Sam not hosting!-- Cryokeen's Cryo Island general store is CLOSED-- Klaus was almost CATFISHED by JAKE the FAKE!-- Mizzy is dead!-- Skull is HIDING his chin and LEANING on counters! Will spice bear give him a chance?
I just hope that Betty has a wonderful day
how do I watch Extreme Peace for free
They could save fishtank if they got Alice desu
How we feeling about JC's friend?
bonnie mogs
>>23956843Check the /mde/ thread on /t/
>>23956895
FUCK OFF TOSSERS
@Cole
>>23956932no!
just fyi cryokeen>>23956933
>>23956913pain. suffering
>>23956869 I hate myself for knowing who this is
>>23955251i don't think so but roger stone who sam met with to support fishtank was at the island
jeffrey edward maloney
joopy
>>23956938Ty
>>23956895further proof Sam Hyde loves satan
>>23956757>no links>no previousEverything FALLS APART without me
>>23956879Good
snowglobe
>>23956949yeah perfect
>>23956949fuck links
>>23956949this is a good thing
mints update
>>23956957
>>23956957That.\n's very interesting mints thank you
>>23956957I don’t think gingers should be allowed to comment on other people’s appearance
>>23956949only that which has no history can be defined
>>23956757>Why is mizzy DEAD again?>>23956885>she's cute I think
I'm glad mints is the first wigger on the chopping block once fishtank dies. literally no value to anyone
>>23956885pretty sure that's her older sister no?
>>23956950now why the hell would seth off himself?
>>23956957>he must have read this on /pol/ somewhere
>>23956957 that's racist
>>23956950don’t say that seth has so much to live for
>>23956966he crashed out over the ben and angie pic and burnt his bridges with her and production
>>23956957They're trying to keep / gain back their right wing cred now that Sam is no longer involved with the show. I remember during S1 most of the fans were Twitter wignat / incel guys and now it's mid 30s hipster fags
>>23956957Remember those over the top freaks that would reply to on /pol/ whenever you gave a reasonable comment on something.It was some fat ass tranny fucker guy called mints
>>23956958you never post the full tier list
>>23956757
Soup for supperfreezing my balls offslowly slipping into winter insanity
>>23956869>shadowfax >>23956940>everyone knows alice
>>23956957Mints is painfully unfunny
finally made a tiktok account. checked out malia's tiktok and i'm suprised how little she shows her ass.
mints acts like fishtank will last forever and he won't ever need to find a job in the future
>>23956957Does this nigga just sit on the site all day and journal
>>23957001Yes
>>23956978at first I thought mints was a character, a parody of the worst kind of mde/fishtank fanI just didn't think anyone could be this awful
>>23957001>he gets bored when Jet and Ben are off getting high and gooning the girls I think
>>23957000
what if we all gooned at the same time?
<-------- a good woman
>>23956957just begging for bbc atp
>>23957007he sucks so much man
>>23956885they look like little monkeys
>>23957023And that's a good thing
>>23957011this is the asexual group chat i think
I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day
incel crashouts can’t stop a good woman
>>23957014100%
>>23957014remember when luke thought the wiggers were trying to gaslight him and the audience by hiding that payton was a transvestite and his main evidence was that her birthday was in november
jet and ben only keep mints around because he is their DUFF (designated ugly fat friend)
>>23957036No but that sounds funny.
>the goodest woman
>>23957039I could've been a duff beer
>>23957039mints AND jet are ben’s duffs
>>23957042can’t believe she didnt block scott sullivan mma and replied to his dm. she really is sweet
>>23957036Idk if he was talking about Payton specifically and idk if he was saying anyone was a tranny but I do remember him saying something was weird about one of the contestants and something about their birthday too
them
>>23957039Very woman coded
https://youtu.be/fIJdpViwRFY>n64 zeldas has some bangers
Ice going after Nigger Nina's pussy when his own girlfriend had to have an operation or something to fix hers is quite funny.
>>23956957Mints is trying to be funny here, but he is right. Some people with below-average IQ, and more commonly people with borderline IQ, need to be injured to learn. You cannot teach these people anything through dialogue or the exchange of ideas. They need to be beaten if they are expected to learn.
>>23957065>so if we start beating cryokeen will he stop pooping in sinks maybe?
Bruh I tell you hwat these death row last statements are str8 fire my slimes, this dood just giving them all the what-for
>>23957072this is too frightening for me
Who is Jake the Fake?Is Peggy fake?
>>23957064>what was wrong with Kimmie's vagina?>too tight?
>>23957073Cryokeen is an intellectual and a GOD. You poop in the toilet because that is what you were taught. Cryokeen poops in the sink because he has his own free will.
>>23957082
It's fuccd up when they go on and they start talking about how they're going to see the person they killed in heaven
>>23957088this is better thank you so much
Pooping FreelyA Freeman if u will
>>23957073Cryo got shot with a toy gun year and a half ago and he still acts like he was a prisoner of war so would not work, he just loves being a victim
I'm going to spend eternity with the random poopjeet drone I doused with bleach and set on fire for no reason at 7/11 I mean come on bro
>>23957095RewatChing the footage recently I realized I egged her on a lot. My bad
headed to my local convivence store which is just around the corner and always stocked with my favoritesanyone need me to pick up anything?
>>23957082you are safe in the snowglobe
cryokeen you can live with me but there are Conditions
>>23957102HopiumExtra strength please
>>23956957black history month btw
>>23957103i love the snowglobe
>>23957104What kind of conditions? May I say though you are very bright tonight Next to the full moon very magnificent
>>23957105no
>>23957108me too its very safe and cozy
>>23956957is anybody actually reading these?
Which woman is the least good?
>>23957036
>>23957112Ok I will be happy with suffering then
>wiggers bitching about the right losing the culture war on the audition streams>days later pivots to how freakin epic epstein wasself-fulfilling prophecy
Cryokeen you may sleep on my couch for 6 months if you send me a video of yourself sprinting across a football field. You must run the entire distance without coming to anything slower than a fast jog.
>>23957117tayleigh
These threads have been garbage today so I’ve just been looking up Alice qts
The safety rape used to be a completely valid manoeuvre in the days of yore I mean Jesus fucking Christ there's really no question why theyre killing these people dawg what does that even mean
>>23957117Claire is a contender, also Ellie but she’s only 18
>>23957122Cool , it's good to have a backup plan
>>23957125>Based
>>23957126>its burning
>>23957117Bianca
>>23957117Sylvia
>>23957130final days
>>23957117nina
My id is BWC
>>23957113i want to be in the snowglobe forever
>>23957117>Abi
>>23957143yeesh
>>23957143>noice noice
Tummy
>>23957138we will be
>>23957148Beautiful
I wonder what he will say when justice catches up with him and he's executed for his crimes
>>23957148i love that for us
>>23957148
only good souls are allowed in the snowglobe, fill your heart with love and life
>>23957156ur in the snowglobe too
>>23957158>only good souls are allowed in the snowglobeNo fatties because they're evil and bound for hell
>>23957159yeah but i have my tiny little snowglobe chair turned away from the sex reading a batman comic book
Smaack my beloved
i'm making a big pot of soup to share with everyone in the snowglobe
>>23957160that is the rule
>>23957148>that white stuff isn't snow >>23957156>lol the Bencuck chair
>>23957153LONG LIVE THE PEOPLE, LONG LIVE THE NATION! GOD IS THE GREATEST
>>23957163poop soup
>>23957160No.\nCanadians aloud in the snow glow either
>>23957163you’re a good man
>>23957161>batman
>>23957170Just lose weight and stop committing virtual rape, then you'll be let in. Go clean the sink too.
I've been awake for 32 hours and I'm not tired
>>23957153jet in the electric chair telling the executioner that his fit goes nuts
>>23957173this is how ben walked into the room before fucking angie
>>23957173ben fucked that guy’s neck hole that’s why he’s mad at angie
what do you think jet/ellie and ben/angelina talk about?
>>23957169no poop unless people want that>>23957171it feels good to help people
>>23957180>they talk about poop probably
>>23957174I will try to do better. I'm a human being
Was Peggy real?
>>23956759Same, Bettyamigo.
>>23957030
>>23957117shadia
Bengelina
i feel like cryokeen would be better to conversate with than jet and ben. But these hoes don't want conversation, they want clout and cash.
>>23956378
the age gap between sam and marky is less than the age gap between ben and angie
>>23957153your all starting to act like Cole right now
>>23957201jesus is angie like 50
>tayleigh simp likes crying keenlol
>>23957198do you know what cryo looks like?
>>23957117The one who keeps getting her simps to kill themselves probably. Or Tayleigh because I think she’s the worst looking lol.
>>23957196we love shadi here
>>23957173is ben proportionally small? or does he have like a short torso or a big head?
>>23957201letty swears ben is 25
are jet and sam in the epstein files?
>>23957210>The one who keeps getting her simps to kill themselves probablyChat isn't ready for this one yet kek
Ben is at least 35 once you get older , you can tell someone's age roughly sometimes. I would guess he's like 43
>>23957213he was born in the 80s lol
Ben is no younger than 32
ben isn’t 43 you stupid fat fuck
>me and Ben are like the same age I think
Ben is just a little boyA sensitive young man
ben is 67
>>23957219>>23957223lol
ben and hoarderman are the same person if you haven't figured that out already then you are the ideal fan
whorederman
remember when they let through a TTS doxxing hoarderman a minute before coming upstairs and jimmy looked like he was going to kill the wiggers?
>SPLOOGEglobe
>>23957250>forwarding porn links to yourself in 2018
what would you do if you were trapped in a bathroom with seth, mints, and sodaman
jimmy downey is a true 4channer
ben grew up in the desert and rapidly aged because of it.
>>23957255jimmy fought in the meme wars
>>23957254Grenade
>>23957258You just know Ben was the type of kid who ate poop.
>>23957258Man.. he ALWAYS wore his hat like that?Its painfully obvious to me now Jet and Ben probly had very shit family lives. I know a bit about Jets dad JOHNNY but I dont know much about Ben's pastThst hat thing is sad. Its like he never really grew up
>Jincels are getting JEETED
>>23957258I think he mentioned having grown up around Riverside, CA. That's one of the bad parts of SoCal. It has all the downsides of living in California (high COL, limited housing, bad traffic, poor air quality, terrible heat, etc) with none of the benefits.
backwards hats mean you were raped
>>23957265ben apparently had a very over protective mother no tv in the house type. he rebelled.
Fredcord status
>>23957194Hell yeah!
Scott deserved better
>>23957274>what did he do all day then just read books?
Scott did nothing wrongI think like one time he showed app out of the blue to hang out while fish tank was going on.That's not a good enough reason to black ball him
>>23957265what?
seth mental health update
>>23957286Sorry im sore rhat they added my name to the ban list. Idk the backwardss hat I do that sometimes , but it just feels kind of like try hard. It's just interesting that that's his style now and that was his style in the picture. I wish him and chat and fish tank a very merry christmas
sad little ben, not allowed to watch tv, finding an aersol can for the first time
Ben accidently lighting the cat on fire again
omg it's really cryokeencryokeen, how long are you on the island?did you stock up with the store closing?what does your mom think about everything closing?kinda weird it all happened when you were leaving huh?what was your last gf or sex partner like?what is your favorite type of weed?how do you get weed on the island?what do you do with the blue cheese?how do you like your eggs?
>>23957282dirt biking and hung out with his friends outside.
>>23957289Damn he’s going full total angie death huhHes a very pathetic person
>>23957294.. Yes!The store closing is a devastating loss for the island and my alcohol habit.So , you know , I hope I get used to not drinking all the time , because i'm looking forward to it , even though i'm probably going to be in a crummy mood for a couple of days
>>23957289Link
snowglobe update update
>>23957296>I miss hanging out with friends outside >Those were the days
>>23957299thank you cryo how do you get weed though?
coming soon to cryo island
>>23957302>don't let it break>you know it smell crazy in that splooge globe
>>23957309nah it's too hard to have employees on the island it's just gonna be a residential island for retirees
>>23957309>These are everywhere even the small asf town I grew up in has one now
>>23957289why didn't he just rape her while he had the chance? it's his own fault
>>23957302posted it again cause nobody replied the first time award
>>23957319hahaha what a bitch
>>23957319no I made it better
>>23957307Dispensarys in Tacoma
>>23957323delivery?
>>23957319Angie simps cuckglobed
time to start making your own meade cobes style
hate and deathers have no power here
>>23957328make the snowglobe owner someone else
>>23957324Nah. We just goto the store. There's a lot of blacks usually. This island is like 98% white pplIts gonna be hard to go back to the mainland. I used to live-in Redmond. I hear its all Indian people now lol
>>23957331you buy it with your mom?
>>23957326the canyon is that we’re all in the snowglobe not just angie simps u fool
>>23957330no you dunce
At some point I downloaded this archive video of S1 D33 so I'm watching some vintage, real fishtank.
>I don't want to be in the Bencuck globe >it smells funny in there
lolcow house feat>Cryokeen>Royce Miller>Cyraxx>EDP445>Blaze
>>23957319Clear desperation for another ellie situation, just chasing that first high. Sad!
>>23957338that’s neck hole’s discharge we need to throw him out
>>23957335its still accurate>>23957336mad
>>23957265why are you so retarded? This is genuinely the most nonsensical thing youve ever said
>>23957338we’re stuck here forever chat we just need to accept it i think chat
>>23957048shut the fuck up
someone AI generate some angie ben porn
>>23957048She wanted to fuck Scott, or so I hear
>>23957349Amazing
>>23957331What island do you live on Cryo?
>What does Ben have that Angie's pizza hut manager doesn't?
>>23957355This is basic level knowledge we all know already
>>23957347scott did dm her and she did reply to him. he wanted to know where was the best place to bet on the patriots broncos game last week. i am on your side.
angie is a good protector of the snowglobe
>>23957316does Japan have an indian subculture like they have a mexican/chicano subculture?
>>23957359ok sorry it just sounded like you were suggesting some other shit with the last part you wrote
>she will cry when her boss at the pizza shop pulls down her pants but now when her boss at fishtank does the same? >seems a bit hypocritical to me chat
the general store is closing to encourage cryo to leave the island. once he moves its going to miraculously reopen.
>>23957364>but not I mean
>>23957364
>>23957365How nice of them to put the entire island in jeopardy, just to get me to cut back on alcohol, very generous of them, truly, the island spirit is alive.And well
>>23957363what?
ben is just a baby
the truman show but it cryo instead of truman.he has to escape the island b4 it dies and consumes him with it.
>>23957371so true j man
ben is a sweet sensitive pretty princess, he doesn’t have sex you fucking sickos. stop trying to sexualize him.
