Happy Birthday JC! Edition>FTL NEWS:-- S5 location: Sandy Springs GA, duration: 30 days, S4 fish not returning, Sam not hosting!-- Cryokeen's Cryo Island general store is CLOSED-- Klaus was almost CATFISHED by JAKE the FAKE!-- Mizzy is dead!-- Skull is HIDING his chin and LEANING on counters! Will spice bear give him a chance?
I just hope that Betty has a wonderful day
how do I watch Extreme Peace for free
They could save fishtank if they got Alice desu
How we feeling about JC's friend?
bonnie mogs
>>23956843Check the /mde/ thread on /t/
>>23956895
FUCK OFF TOSSERS
@Cole
>>23956932no!
just fyi cryokeen>>23956933
>>23956913pain. suffering
>>23956869 I hate myself for knowing who this is
>>23955251i don't think so but roger stone who sam met with to support fishtank was at the island
jeffrey edward maloney
joopy
>>23956938Ty
>>23956895further proof Sam Hyde loves satan
>>23956757>no links>no previousEverything FALLS APART without me
>>23956879Good
snowglobe
>>23956949yeah perfect
>>23956949fuck links
>>23956949this is a good thing
mints update
>>23956957
>>23956957That.\n's very interesting mints thank you
>>23956957I don’t think gingers should be allowed to comment on other people’s appearance
>>23956949only that which has no history can be defined
>>23956757>Why is mizzy DEAD again?>>23956885>she's cute I think
I'm glad mints is the first wigger on the chopping block once fishtank dies. literally no value to anyone
>>23956885pretty sure that's her older sister no?
>>23956950now why the hell would seth off himself?
>>23956957>he must have read this on /pol/ somewhere
>>23956957 that's racist
>>23956950don’t say that seth has so much to live for
>>23956966he crashed out over the ben and angie pic and burnt his bridges with her and production
>>23956957They're trying to keep / gain back their right wing cred now that Sam is no longer involved with the show. I remember during S1 most of the fans were Twitter wignat / incel guys and now it's mid 30s hipster fags
>>23956957Remember those over the top freaks that would reply to on /pol/ whenever you gave a reasonable comment on something.It was some fat ass tranny fucker guy called mints
>>23956958you never post the full tier list
>>23956757
Soup for supperfreezing my balls offslowly slipping into winter insanity
>>23956869>shadowfax >>23956940>everyone knows alice
>>23956957Mints is painfully unfunny
finally made a tiktok account. checked out malia's tiktok and i'm suprised how little she shows her ass.
mints acts like fishtank will last forever and he won't ever need to find a job in the future
>>23956957Does this nigga just sit on the site all day and journal
>>23957001Yes
>>23956978at first I thought mints was a character, a parody of the worst kind of mde/fishtank fanI just didn't think anyone could be this awful
>>23957001>he gets bored when Jet and Ben are off getting high and gooning the girls I think
>>23957000
what if we all gooned at the same time?
<-------- a good woman
>>23956957just begging for bbc atp
>>23957007he sucks so much man
>>23956885they look like little monkeys
>>23957023And that's a good thing
>>23957011this is the asexual group chat i think
I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day
incel crashouts can’t stop a good woman
>>23957014100%
>>23957014remember when luke thought the wiggers were trying to gaslight him and the audience by hiding that payton was a transvestite and his main evidence was that her birthday was in november
jet and ben only keep mints around because he is their DUFF (designated ugly fat friend)
>>23957036No but that sounds funny.
>the goodest woman
>>23957039I could've been a duff beer
>>23957039mints AND jet are ben’s duffs
>>23957042can’t believe she didnt block scott sullivan mma and replied to his dm. she really is sweet
>>23957036Idk if he was talking about Payton specifically and idk if he was saying anyone was a tranny but I do remember him saying something was weird about one of the contestants and something about their birthday too
them
>>23957039Very woman coded
https://youtu.be/fIJdpViwRFY>n64 zeldas has some bangers
Ice going after Nigger Nina's pussy when his own girlfriend had to have an operation or something to fix hers is quite funny.
>>23956957Mints is trying to be funny here, but he is right. Some people with below-average IQ, and more commonly people with borderline IQ, need to be injured to learn. You cannot teach these people anything through dialogue or the exchange of ideas. They need to be beaten if they are expected to learn.
>>23957065>so if we start beating cryokeen will he stop pooping in sinks maybe?
Bruh I tell you hwat these death row last statements are str8 fire my slimes, this dood just giving them all the what-for
>>23957072this is too frightening for me
Who is Jake the Fake?Is Peggy fake?
>>23957064>what was wrong with Kimmie's vagina?>too tight?
>>23957073Cryokeen is an intellectual and a GOD. You poop in the toilet because that is what you were taught. Cryokeen poops in the sink because he has his own free will.
>>23957082
It's fuccd up when they go on and they start talking about how they're going to see the person they killed in heaven
>>23957088this is better thank you so much
Pooping FreelyA Freeman if u will
>>23957073Cryo got shot with a toy gun year and a half ago and he still acts like he was a prisoner of war so would not work, he just loves being a victim
I'm going to spend eternity with the random poopjeet drone I doused with bleach and set on fire for no reason at 7/11 I mean come on bro
>>23957095RewatChing the footage recently I realized I egged her on a lot. My bad
headed to my local convivence store which is just around the corner and always stocked with my favoritesanyone need me to pick up anything?
>>23957082you are safe in the snowglobe
cryokeen you can live with me but there are Conditions
>>23957102HopiumExtra strength please
>>23956957black history month btw
>>23957103i love the snowglobe
>>23957104What kind of conditions? May I say though you are very bright tonight Next to the full moon very magnificent
>>23957105no
>>23957108me too its very safe and cozy
>>23956957is anybody actually reading these?
Which woman is the least good?
>>23957036
>>23957112Ok I will be happy with suffering then
>wiggers bitching about the right losing the culture war on the audition streams>days later pivots to how freakin epic epstein wasself-fulfilling prophecy
Cryokeen you may sleep on my couch for 6 months if you send me a video of yourself sprinting across a football field. You must run the entire distance without coming to anything slower than a fast jog.
>>23957117tayleigh
These threads have been garbage today so I’ve just been looking up Alice qts
The safety rape used to be a completely valid manoeuvre in the days of yore I mean Jesus fucking Christ there's really no question why theyre killing these people dawg what does that even mean
>>23957117Claire is a contender, also Ellie but she’s only 18
>>23957122Cool , it's good to have a backup plan
>>23957125>Based
>>23957126>its burning
>>23957117Bianca
>>23957117Sylvia
>>23957130final days
>>23957117nina
My id is BWC
>>23957113i want to be in the snowglobe forever
>>23957117>Abi
>>23957143yeesh
>>23957143>noice noice
Tummy
>>23957138we will be
>>23957148Beautiful
I wonder what he will say when justice catches up with him and he's executed for his crimes
>>23957148i love that for us
>>23957148
only good souls are allowed in the snowglobe, fill your heart with love and life
>>23957156ur in the snowglobe too
>>23957158>only good souls are allowed in the snowglobeNo fatties because they're evil and bound for hell
>>23957159yeah but i have my tiny little snowglobe chair turned away from the sex reading a batman comic book
Smaack my beloved
i'm making a big pot of soup to share with everyone in the snowglobe
>>23957160that is the rule
>>23957148>that white stuff isn't snow >>23957156>lol the Bencuck chair
>>23957153LONG LIVE THE PEOPLE, LONG LIVE THE NATION! GOD IS THE GREATEST
>>23957163poop soup
>>23957160No.\nCanadians aloud in the snow glow either
>>23957163you’re a good man
>>23957161>batman
>>23957170Just lose weight and stop committing virtual rape, then you'll be let in. Go clean the sink too.
I've been awake for 32 hours and I'm not tired
>>23957153jet in the electric chair telling the executioner that his fit goes nuts
>>23957173this is how ben walked into the room before fucking angie
>>23957173ben fucked that guy’s neck hole that’s why he’s mad at angie
what do you think jet/ellie and ben/angelina talk about?
>>23957169no poop unless people want that>>23957171it feels good to help people
>>23957180>they talk about poop probably
>>23957174I will try to do better. I'm a human being
Was Peggy real?
>>23956759Same, Bettyamigo.
>>23957030
>>23957117shadia
Bengelina
i feel like cryokeen would be better to conversate with than jet and ben. But these hoes don't want conversation, they want clout and cash.
>>23956378
the age gap between sam and marky is less than the age gap between ben and angie
>>23957153your all starting to act like Cole right now
>>23957201jesus is angie like 50
>tayleigh simp likes crying keenlol
>>23957198do you know what cryo looks like?
>>23957117The one who keeps getting her simps to kill themselves probably. Or Tayleigh because I think she’s the worst looking lol.
>>23957196we love shadi here
>>23957173is ben proportionally small? or does he have like a short torso or a big head?
>>23957201letty swears ben is 25
are jet and sam in the epstein files?
>>23957210>The one who keeps getting her simps to kill themselves probablyChat isn't ready for this one yet kek
Ben is at least 35 once you get older , you can tell someone's age roughly sometimes. I would guess he's like 43
>>23957213he was born in the 80s lol
Ben is no younger than 32
ben isn’t 43 you stupid fat fuck
>me and Ben are like the same age I think
Ben is just a little boyA sensitive young man
ben is 67
>>23957219>>23957223lol
ben and hoarderman are the same person if you haven't figured that out already then you are the ideal fan
whorederman
remember when they let through a TTS doxxing hoarderman a minute before coming upstairs and jimmy looked like he was going to kill the wiggers?
>SPLOOGEglobe
>>23957250>forwarding porn links to yourself in 2018
what would you do if you were trapped in a bathroom with seth, mints, and sodaman
jimmy downey is a true 4channer
ben grew up in the desert and rapidly aged because of it.
>>23957255jimmy fought in the meme wars
>>23957254Grenade
>>23957258You just know Ben was the type of kid who ate poop.
>>23957258Man.. he ALWAYS wore his hat like that?Its painfully obvious to me now Jet and Ben probly had very shit family lives. I know a bit about Jets dad JOHNNY but I dont know much about Ben's pastThst hat thing is sad. Its like he never really grew up
>Jincels are getting JEETED
>>23957258I think he mentioned having grown up around Riverside, CA. That's one of the bad parts of SoCal. It has all the downsides of living in California (high COL, limited housing, bad traffic, poor air quality, terrible heat, etc) with none of the benefits.
backwards hats mean you were raped
>>23957265ben apparently had a very over protective mother no tv in the house type. he rebelled.
Fredcord status
>>23957194Hell yeah!
Scott deserved better
>>23957274>what did he do all day then just read books?
Scott did nothing wrongI think like one time he showed app out of the blue to hang out while fish tank was going on.That's not a good enough reason to black ball him
>>23957265what?
seth mental health update
>>23957286Sorry im sore rhat they added my name to the ban list. Idk the backwardss hat I do that sometimes , but it just feels kind of like try hard. It's just interesting that that's his style now and that was his style in the picture. I wish him and chat and fish tank a very merry christmas
sad little ben, not allowed to watch tv, finding an aersol can for the first time
Ben accidently lighting the cat on fire again
omg it's really cryokeencryokeen, how long are you on the island?did you stock up with the store closing?what does your mom think about everything closing?kinda weird it all happened when you were leaving huh?what was your last gf or sex partner like?what is your favorite type of weed?how do you get weed on the island?what do you do with the blue cheese?how do you like your eggs?
>>23957282dirt biking and hung out with his friends outside.
>>23957289Damn he’s going full total angie death huhHes a very pathetic person
>>23957294.. Yes!The store closing is a devastating loss for the island and my alcohol habit.So , you know , I hope I get used to not drinking all the time , because i'm looking forward to it , even though i'm probably going to be in a crummy mood for a couple of days
>>23957289Link
snowglobe update update
>>23957296>I miss hanging out with friends outside >Those were the days
>>23957299thank you cryo how do you get weed though?
coming soon to cryo island
>>23957302>don't let it break>you know it smell crazy in that splooge globe
>>23957309nah it's too hard to have employees on the island it's just gonna be a residential island for retirees
>>23957309>These are everywhere even the small asf town I grew up in has one now
>>23957289why didn't he just rape her while he had the chance? it's his own fault
>>23957302posted it again cause nobody replied the first time award
>>23957319hahaha what a bitch
>>23957319no I made it better
>>23957307Dispensarys in Tacoma
>>23957323delivery?
>>23957319Angie simps cuckglobed
time to start making your own meade cobes style
hate and deathers have no power here
>>23957328make the snowglobe owner someone else
>>23957324Nah. We just goto the store. There's a lot of blacks usually. This island is like 98% white pplIts gonna be hard to go back to the mainland. I used to live-in Redmond. I hear its all Indian people now lol
>>23957331you buy it with your mom?
>>23957326the canyon is that we’re all in the snowglobe not just angie simps u fool
>>23957330no you dunce
At some point I downloaded this archive video of S1 D33 so I'm watching some vintage, real fishtank.
>I don't want to be in the Bencuck globe >it smells funny in there
lolcow house feat>Cryokeen>Royce Miller>Cyraxx>EDP445>Blaze
>>23957319Clear desperation for another ellie situation, just chasing that first high. Sad!
>>23957338that’s neck hole’s discharge we need to throw him out
>>23957335its still accurate>>23957336mad
>>23957265why are you so retarded? This is genuinely the most nonsensical thing youve ever said
>>23957338we’re stuck here forever chat we just need to accept it i think chat
>>23957048shut the fuck up
someone AI generate some angie ben porn
>>23957048She wanted to fuck Scott, or so I hear
>>23957349Amazing
>>23957331What island do you live on Cryo?
>What does Ben have that Angie's pizza hut manager doesn't?
>>23957355This is basic level knowledge we all know already
>>23957347scott did dm her and she did reply to him. he wanted to know where was the best place to bet on the patriots broncos game last week. i am on your side.
angie is a good protector of the snowglobe
>>23957316does Japan have an indian subculture like they have a mexican/chicano subculture?
>>23957359ok sorry it just sounded like you were suggesting some other shit with the last part you wrote
>she will cry when her boss at the pizza shop pulls down her pants but now when her boss at fishtank does the same? >seems a bit hypocritical to me chat
the general store is closing to encourage cryo to leave the island. once he moves its going to miraculously reopen.
>>23957364>but not I mean
>>23957364
>>23957365How nice of them to put the entire island in jeopardy, just to get me to cut back on alcohol, very generous of them, truly, the island spirit is alive.And well
>>23957363what?
ben is just a baby
the truman show but it cryo instead of truman.he has to escape the island b4 it dies and consumes him with it.
>>23957371so true j man
ben is a sweet sensitive pretty princess, he doesn’t have sex you fucking sickos. stop trying to sexualize him.
it just doesnt seem right that ben has a small penis but the evidence for it is convincing
>>23957377:(
>>23957374
>>23957374this is true
Ben can have my penis I am in a very generous mood. Who will perform the surgery?
>>23957374Hes asexual
>>23957379obviously jet high as fuck on galaxy gas in the basement using ben’s phone to import girls cause everybody likes ben more
this is ben and jet’s first relationship with a big age gap. give them a break you guys
>>23957360>the snowglobe protector is a wigger fraternizersure
I forgive everyone and im so sorry for all the pain I've causedGoodluck fishtank.live season 5 Goodluck Ben and Jet. What you did to me was wrong but objectively I've been kind of a dick here so I deserved the birthday butt kick.Goodluck. God speed.
Cryo needs to respond to his DMs to make some moneyTrying to score some of that illustrious cryo artwork
>>23957391>wigger fraternizerthat’s every fish girl dummy
>>23957379its astounding to me that women will sleep with these retards.
>>23957117binx is legit evil
>>23957397Why?
Cryo needed to rest after his big walk and will check his dms shortly
>>23957397
>>23957397trvke
>>23957396They are generally abi levels of fucking retarded
>>23957403>>23957397and CHEAP
>>23957396if there is one thing that fishtank has taught me it's that women are retarded.
>>23956957Mints is the manifested being of everything Jet is so desperately ashamed of, being a former r9k 4chan sperg. How he'll be so insecure to drop Jin but keep this fat pale loser is beyond me.
>>23957404cum eater why are you so computer illiterate? it’s getting embarrassing man.
>>23957349This gotta be illegal to make
>>239574131 wordLoyalty
SETH IS CRASHING OUT AGAIN
>>23957416You got a license to post here governor?O I oii is that an illegal thought
does your mom know that your Based cryo?
>>23957420Post clips.
>>23957420Bro like deadass crashing out? No cap?
Link to Seth pls
guy who watches Seth streams award
>>23957423Yes and she's leftwing feminist so sometimes we dont see eye to eye
>>23957420wtf I check in and it’s just shitty music while tts spams?
>>23957435don’t listen to cum eater he’s unironically a sped
>>23957416By this may all US websites are supposed to have a way to report non consensual AI generated porn to have it removed and the person posting can be sentenced for 2 years Jeremy and Nina style
>>23957420this is you
>>23957438he also thinks those ben messages are new lol
Who is the most Jewish fishtank contestant?
>>23957434like on the whole rape thing
Day 1 season 1 fanGo to stickermule dot comWatch HK2 podcastThink it dream it do itMDE never dies
>>23957437jeremy isnt in prison
>>23957445Hi Jeremy
would you be cool with living with housemates cryokeen?
>>23956999drop the link nigga
Jet update
>>23957451Deleted in 3... 2... 1...
>>23957084too many labiaplasty's
>>23957451his profile pic is so unoriginal. I've seen others with it. very lazy. couldn't even get a still from the movie instead. baka
please don't give j-t attention
>>23957449why do none of them type out "your"
>>23957451whats the end game, le gaslight? its just his subconscious speaking
>>23957451just put the season in the bag lil bro
>>23957450https://www.tiktok.com/@maliarenae_xoxo
S5 will have a culture advancing plot twist which forces contestants to ponder if Epstein was really evil or just a product of his enviroment (they will drop the bit after 2 hours and have nothing else planned for the rest of the show)
>>23957451aspirant
>>23957460why are you so preoccupied with "protecting women"
>>23957464malia seems kinda mean and trish is a sweetheart so trish wins
>>23957451its true, that video was never supposed to be seen because we not only finally get to hear jeffrey talking, but we hear about his life and how he started his career and how important he was to be the top financial guy in the world
>>23957468when have I done this
HISTORICAL: Mints gets on a call with Cryo, Cryo mogs him, and Cryo crashes out leading to his streamstars elimination. Also, an UNCENSORED version of the webm that gets posted.https://gofile.io/d/tiquqRhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1770013269158516.webm
you guys are such niggers to give jet that many replies and not cryo NIGGERS
>>23957464she mogs trish so hard, brvtal
Hi Mike, I'd like to place an order for 1 bucket of Jet Neptune's Cum
>>23957473was this the point of no return?
>>23957477
>>23957473>>23957475>take it to kiwifarms
It's a good day to be an Angie reply guy
>>23957472jet and epstein
>>23957475nobody cares about that pathetic homeless obese wannabe lolcow
>>23957486fuck you nigger FUCK YOU NIGGERR
>>23957486>fax>shadowfax even
>>23957489you got a fucking pussy dude
>>23957484angie trvke
>>23957473Send this to the Washington health and Welfare department as proof cryos claim of anxiety disorder is total horse shit
cryo is literally ITT and you fucking niggers mass reply some dumb jet bait seriously kys
>>23957484Angies lips are chapped from rimming ben
>>23957451Sam gave the call that the pro-Epstein stuff is gonna backfire and that he at least needs to call him evil.
>>23957485sorry im not incel enough for you to treat jet as nothing but he is
>>23957497Don't reply to jet posts nigger
Jet Neptune is beautiful I love his huge cock
>>23957499its bizarre behavior
>>23957502Fail RP
>>23957475you’re gonna make people choose between those two fat retards I’m gonna choose jet every time
life after adding cryo to the filters and hiding half the thread
Come on cryo show them what a REAL ftl post is!!
>>23957473Oh that was one year ago today? Amazing lol
I'll use a space cr yokeen
>>23957495>Jet won 3rd place >Cryo didn't make the list>Your lolcow was MOG HOUSED
When cry okeen talks you listen!
>>23957509Hehe
>>23957503my thoughts are not ironclad, most of my posts are making fun of fishgirls
>>23957514I have so many ways to space c r yokeen mints is gonna freak
>>23957473The most based trvke ever captured on fishtank.live
>>23957514yeah so you dont even care about women and are just bitterly attacking men in the same way a woman would, literally worst possible scenario
>>23957507Cryo at around what age did you start going gray?
>>23957473This alone makes cryo KeEN a GOD
>>23957519imagine caring about anyone involved in this fucking retarded show beyond treating them as guinea pigs to laugh at and prod
>>23957519>unironic wigger whiteknightingSeth is that you?
>>2395752015
wickedclown please make a cryokeen thread on simp city
Hippopotamus jumpscare
someone post the hot pic of jupey and her sponge bob boxers pls
>>23957533bro you're basically just jerking off to jet with long hair
>>23957528>he asked when you started going GREY not GAY
>>23957534so? it puts insecure jet in well deserved cuck position
>>23956999this nigga made a tiktok AFTER oracle surveillance acquired it. skull emoji
I started going Gray in my teens.It started as one small spot , and then it just got bigger and bigger
>>23957539NIGGER!
