i'm getting married
>>23957321Congratulations
>>23957321What's his name?
is her arsehole pink or brown
>>23957385you're a real barrel of laughs, you know that mate
>>23957321Congrats! I assume she's extremely fat?
Who's the lucky kitchen appliance?
Wife.
>>23957321Good fucking luck. The only’friend’ I invited to my wedding was a girl from college I would get blackout and full around with, and I would have brought no one but my wife insisted.
Getting the government involved in your relationship is the ultimate normiecattle NPC move. Marriage is purely a financial agreement that's about money and property. It is the complete opposite of love.
How big is her dick?