hello and welcome to this weeks spaghetti tuesday!this is a weekly thread where we all cook some spaget and post in this thread as a virtual equivalent to having a meal together.if u don't have or didnt cook spaghetti you can still join in but the thread is always gonna be spaghetti based because anyone can cook spgt.
>>23993993:D
tummy too upsetti for consumption of speghetti........
lll>>23994001this is so sad ;-;mabby u can manage some soup or something instead?
>>23994001Chicken noodle soup
>>23994024>>23994026soup sounds nicei may have soup somewhere
>>23994037:D
Sketti and meatballs!
>>23994050update: i am souplessi will play schedule 1 instead and sell drugs to strangers in a video game
>>23994102:O looks good man! thank you very much for ur contribution to paskeetty tuesday <3>>23994143doordash soup xD now everyone please rise for out national anthemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziYafZiKWNE
it fucked up my formatting. there shoulda been a few empty lines between my reply to tommy and the national anthem
>>23994157an absolute bangeri will blast this in the parking when i go to work tomorrow
>>23994168I will cook the recipie they used as lyrics some day :)
>>23994157<3 thank you for sharing the anthem! Sketti rocks!
>>23994182no prawnblem xDI wonder if matt is still around. not seen him in a while but I think he just stopped using his trip
>>23994102I've never seen corn in spaghetti is it good?>>23994037https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFav9P54JUA
>>23994208has a thread on /i/ but it looks like he hasn't posted there since a month or two ago.
>>23994279its breddy gud :)>>23994298:'( I hope he's ok
my sauce is a simmerin. ill let it cook for about 30 mins
spaghetti sunday or saturday would make more sense, imo
>>23994342no those days are for tacos.
>>23994349tacos on tuesdays would make more sense also
didn't eat pasta todaybut i may tomorrow
>>23994354but tacos are more social. on tuesday ppl have less energy so something simple like spaget maeks more sense than having a bunch of ppl over for a taco party. tacos are for weekends because they are best enjoyed with friends.>>23994371what did u have today?
>>23994384i had some soup and a bit of meat
>>23994384not bad reasoning
oki am gonnae cook the spagets now >>23994388sounds yummy. what sorta soup and meat?>>23994392:)
>>23994384>>23994392how about fiesta fridaytacos, nachos and margaritas.
best day
its boiling. sorry 4 delay >>23994417that sounds like an exellent idea! is there a drink option for ppl who dont consume alcohol?>>23994424<3
update: my tummy is feeling better but i am spaghettiless therefore i will have two baked chicken thighs and rice pilaf
>>23994460that sounds rlly yummy. will u post a pic?
>>23994445we'll have to look up virgin margaritas
this weeks pasged is just a simple ragu :3>>23994477I don't think those would be good because margs are pretty much straight booze. agua frescas would be better
>>23994493there you gospanish words i only understood one of
>>23994279It's exceptionally good!
>>23994493Oh wow manifique! Thank you for sharing!
yo I think I found something called "pasta weevils" hanging out in you're spaghetti backlog. Can't recommend highly enough that you get them cleaned up before serving spaghetini to any 4chan users.
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>>23994586the spaghetti mafia conspiracy theorists are on the rise again
BROCKDONT BE EATING ANY BABY ALIEN SHITS TODAY BOYLove you son
>>23994596it's a jump scare. don't click it
>>23994546<3>>23994586oh fuck oh shit. I've had pasta weevils before and had to throw away all my spaghetti :(I dont suppose you know of a way to get rid of them?>>23994597o.o
>>23994600slowest jumpscare i've ever seen
>>23994604a crawl scare if you will
>>23994603as a matter of fact yes there is a way.first check the surface texture of the spaghetti. if it's "bronze-cut" or has a rough texture then you might be screwed.regular spaghetti is smooth so we can wash the germs off more easily.So you want to just grab a bundle and tap it on the countertop to dislodge bugs and their dried feces. repeat with the rest of it. Call a pasta inspector and he's going to use his microscope to check the integrity of each piece, and separate the good spaghetti from the compromised pieces. let it all sit in an olive oil bath overnight to soak up the nutrients it needs. then run it through your pasta cleaner with a spaghetti brush head rated for the appropriate diameter of your noodles. shouldn't need any extra oil autoclave on 30psi, 190°c for 20 minutes and call a spaghetti restorer/detailer to lathe each piece back to the level of polish it had before and re-box it. it'll become angel hair pasta so adjust your recipes and cook time accordinglyand I'll say too this conversation should probably stay between just you and me ;)
>>23994637*monitors trade secrets*
>>23994665*sprays you with euthanasia chemical from behind while pretending to sneeze*
>>23994606hehe>>23994681!!!
>>23994637thank you for this invaluable information. I have just checked all my boxes of barilla one noodle at a time under a microscope and they appear to be weevil free.while this comes as a great relief to me I think at this point it would be premature to assume the thread is truely free from spaghetti weevils. they could be lurking in any other anons precious wheaty strings of spaghetti-y goodness so we must remain on high alert.I dont suppose as our newly appointed spaghetti weevil expert theres anything you could suggest that we may use to repel there nefarious wee beasties and prevent them from infecting our precious spagets?
>>23994716I'm no expert lol, I just know where to look for info because I'm a 'sturminator with access to SpagGPT.That is probably the most weevilish weevil I have ever seen. it looks like a whirling dervish.So you want to cleanse the entire thread to make sure the weevils don't take over again?stick the whole thing in the freezer for a week and I guarantee there will be none left.why? because the eggs. freeze the eggs and they will never hatch weevils or anything else frankly.If you go down this route, make sure you bundle up in a puffy and eat only sealed food from outside (such as MREs or astronaut ice cream)
>>23994809thank you bery much foar this information when the thread 404s I will put it in the freezer untill next tuesday so we will not be overrun by spaghetti weevils performing whirling dervishes or any other sufi rituals or other acts of eastern mysticism
>>23994862lmao saved. see you next week
>>23994874see ya <3
>>23994102gon and the tasty in swizzzerland! whats the occasion?>>23994493im so uncultured i dont even know what ragu is lollooks very tasty
heating my spag waterty all by the way>>23994874cya, godspeed
>>23995283ragu is just a general term for meat sauce. in many english speaking countries we call it bolognase but its only bolognase if you use a specific recipie.>>23995323exited for ur spaget
I tried to make spaghetti again and stubbed my toe really bad so I got so fucking pissed I slammed a 750ml of jack daniels and ended up puking in the fridge and the water was boiling and I put my hand into it thinking that maybe it would sober me up and I screamed and howled in agony and flailed around on the floor and the downstairs neighbors called the cops on me and they showed up at gunpoint and tried to shoot me but just laughed after I started crying and now I'm on the floor in a puddle of luke-warm water so fucking pissed and my night is ruined
>>23995374ngl i thought bolognase was just a fancy way of saying fried bolognai was really poor growing up lol
>>23995390oh no that's not good.pls done lose hope you will manage to make ur spaghetti eventually. I think it would maybe help if you avoid alcohol for a while and try not to turn to it every time you get frustrated.>>23995403I can understand why you came to that conclusion if you were unfamiliar with the word.I hope your financial situation has improved.
forgot i left the water boiling O.Obrb>>23995374<3
I really enjoy the threads <3will try to make pasketti next week
>>23995727I look forward to it <3
picture a little blurry>>23995727<3good luck
>>23995755tasty for you
>>23995413aweeh your'e so nice, ty i have come a long way and doing very well in life after putting in much effort to not remain at the bottom which cannot be said for everyone else in the senpai....annnnd its just me though, rice noodle anon looolwith my dear friend...food|:)>>23995727DO EEET!!>>23995755tastyyyyyy :)how do you like the thinkpad keyboard, do you ever use the red nub?
>>23995760>>23995765tasty time>how do you like the thinkpad keyboard, do you ever use the red nub?i pretty much only use the tracpoint nowthere are pros and cons, but it's basically just as usable as a regular mouseprobably took about 3-4 months before i could use it as quickly as an external mouse, but it was worth it, much less finickythe biggest annoyance is probably the repetitive stress being delegated to a single finger, instead of your whole wrist/elbow like with a regular mouse, but it's not very bad anywayi occasionally plug in an external mouse for gaming or whatever, it's ever-so-slightly more precise at fast speedsit's fun quickly moving/flicking the cursor with a tracpoint lol
>>23995755looks good, thank you for your consistent repeated contributions to spaghetti tuesday <3seeing that thinkpad reminded me of these weird keyboards I saw on aliexpress that were basically a plastic replica of the lower half of a thinkpad lol. I wonder what the purpose of them is, probably for people that are so used to using a thinkpad that a normal desktop keyboard slows them down xD >>23995765looks great. thank you for regularly contributing to the thread <3I'm glad ur doing so much better that's really good to hear.FAMily wordfilter lol.
>>23995765>i have come a long way and doing very well in life after putting in much effort to not remain at the bottom which cannot be said for everyone else in the senpai....very basedi gotta do that..>annnnd its just me though, rice noodle anon loool>with my dear friend...foodmega tastyi will soon make some pan asparagus like you mentioned awhile ago, i ordered it this morning
just noticed the sausage ":)" lol dunno how i missed that xD
>>23995775hehe>>23995773>looks good, thank you for your consistent repeated contributions to spaghetti tuesday <3<3>seeing that thinkpad reminded me of these weird keyboards I saw on aliexpress that were basically a plastic replica of the lower half of a thinkpad lol.i think IBM sold official ones for awhile, nice little travel keyboards with tracpointswhen you say replica of the lower half, wym? not the whole keyboard?
>>23995778>when you say replica of the lower half, wym?the entire lower half of a thinkpad laptop lool
omg i ate that way to fast ...>>23995772hmmm interesting that you were able to acclimate to it and become so responsive with it, i did try when work assigned me a thinkpad but couldn't ever D: now i just use my macbook and the gestures are really what have me unable to use anything else haha (itoddler for life lol)>>23995773yeah! love it :D>>23995775hehe that was my attempt at variety, along with the avo hair haha>>23995774nice, i love my asparagus...i wonder if they call me apsaragus guy at the marketyou'll have to tell me how it turns out!and it does take extra effort, feels like 3x the effort than normal but do it sooner than later while you have energy to do itnot sure what state you're in but i was able to get a FASFA grant for school which paid for everything and now i nerd out doing computer stuff all day
>>23995799oh i seei thought you meant the lower half of the part which sits flat on a table/lap, disregarding the LCDi think the ones IBM sold were like the upper half of the bottom part of the laptop, basically the keyboard & mouse buttons, but without the wrist resti should just get a picture..woah, i thought it would be easy to spot but it seems there are tons of knockoffs now lol
This is why you fags can't get laidBrock, come on. Were going. These guys are going to turn you into a gay or even a transgendered and you'll never get laid then.Even if you fucked up our genes eating baby alien shits our bloodline must continue
>>23995813>omg i ate that way to fast ...same with my spaghet lol>hmmm interesting that you were able to acclimate to it and become so responsive with it, i did try when work assigned me a thinkpad but couldn't ever D:yeah i was pretty stubborn though, it was weird for a long timeit's nice not having to move your mouse hand back & forth every 10 seconds, no problems with finicky mouse sensors, etc..i was compelled>now i just use my macbook and the gestures are really what have me unable to use anything else hahai always wonder about macbooks, i've only used really old onesseems like they "just werk" in many ways, from what i've heard>nice, i love my asparagus...i wonder if they call me apsaragus guy at the markethehe>you'll have to tell me how it turns out!i will hopefully post it>and it does take extra effort, feels like 3x the effort than normal but do it sooner than later while you have energy to do it>not sure what state you're in but i was able to get a FASFA grant for school which paid for everything and now i nerd out doing computer stuff all daytytythe keyboard i have is the TEX shinobi, it has a pretty simple, durable design which is easy to clean/fix, and it's nice because mechanical keyboard switches of your choosingyou can even buy an un-soldered board & put your own wacky keyboard switches in there lolit's pretty bulky/big, that's the only thing
>>23995283My mum just happened to make sketti on sketti Tuesday so I had to share. No occasion just luck and a mum who likes to cook!
>>23995813I eat too fast sometimes too. I think its probably because I usually don't eat all day untill dinner so by the time ive made food I'm fucking starving.>hehe that was my attempt at varietyI appreciate the extra effort <3>feels like 3x the effort than normalnot if its how you normally cook it xD I usually just throw it in a pan with some butter and garlic. its really good if u put some lemon juice and flakey salt on after putting if on the plate :)>>23995822I found a picture. its not an exact replica but it even has USB ports and shit xDmy brother found an ancient fujitsu siemens keyboard at a squat that used to be an office building he sometimes goes to in england hes gonna bring it back to scotland for me.I've not made any other progress on putting together an oldschool septup tho because I refuse to pay £100+ for a fucking CRT monitor and all the retro gaming hipster faggot zoomers have put the prices through the roof.
>>23995854you are in two places at once xD
>>23995877Weird.
>>23995847>yeah i was pretty stubborn though, it was weird for a long time>it's nice not having to move your mouse hand back & forth every 10 seconds, no problems with finicky mouse sensors, etc..>i was compelledyou sound unstoppable when determined, if only there was a way to route that to the other stuff you think you should be doing...hmmmm>i always wonder about macbooks, i've only used really old ones>seems like they "just werk" in many ways, from what i've heardits cured my distro hopping for sure, and all linux packages work on it too...its a very refined OS/machine and the shortcut keys are unparalleled lol>the keyboard i have is the TEX shinobi, it has a pretty simple, durable design which is easy to clean/fix, and it's nice because mechanical keyboard switches of your choosing>you can even buy an un-soldered board & put your own wacky keyboard switches in there lol>it's pretty bulky/big, that's the only thingseems niche but im glad you enjoy iti type so fast that if i have anything other than the chicklet keys people make comments about how much noise i make lol >>23995869oh the effort comment was about getting motivated and taking care of responsibilities like schooling or trade or w/e lol :D >>23995854based mama on sketty tuesss :D >>23995877he's just that good
>>23995919it happens semi regularly on kuroba >>23995921>oh the effort comment was about getting motivated...ahh I see, yeah that can be difficult>he's just that goodhe's some sorta ninja I think
>>23995877>>23995921>he's just that goodmaybe there's an evil gon..>>23995921>you sound unstoppable when determined, if only there was a way to route that to the other stuff you think you should be doing...hmmmmi have that thought fairly oftenit ain't easy being cheesy...>its cured my distro hopping for sure, and all linux packages work on it too...its a very refined OS/machine and the shortcut keys are unparalleled lolmaybe i'll check one out at some point>i type so fast that if i have anything other than the chicklet keys people make comments about how much noise i make lolthat's another thingfor as controversial as chiclet/membrane keyboards are, about 20-25% of the top competitive typing people i met used an external APPLE chiclet keyboard specificallyi find chiclet keyboards very hit-or-miss, and some designs can be weird/fuckysome of them are great thoughi just like my mechanical brown switches because i know exactly what to expect when i press a key loli had a friend who typed pretty fast & hard, he always brought this RGB cherry MX blue keyboard (the clicky switches) to LAN partiesit was kinda distracting>>23995854:D>>23995869>I found a picture. its not an exact replica but it even has USB ports and shit xD:o that's kinda cool actuallyperipherals like what you'd get on the laptop via USBthere are a few keyboard layouts/configurations for old thinkpads, i tend to prefer the normal rectangular enter key on the american layout>my brother found an ancient fujitsu siemens keyboard at a squat that used to be an office building he sometimes goes to in england hes gonna bring it back to scotland for me.:Oi hope to see itthat's cool he explores places like that & found a fuggin stalker artifact
>I've not made any other progress on putting together an oldschool septup tho because I refuse to pay £100+ for a fucking CRT monitor and all the retro gaming hipster faggot zoomershave put the prices through the roof.ah yehopefully something changes or you can find one for cheapi have a small sony one, and a very tiny one which i'm not sure of the brandi keep meaning to see if they work
>>23996033>1711044717134272.jpgthat's fuckin sick dude. I wish I had a room in my house that looked like this.>maybe there's an ebil gonI prefer to think he's an incorruptible force for good.>I tend to prefer thebnormal rectangular enter key on the american layoutI didn't realize untill pretty recently that you guys have a different keyboard layout to the one I'm used to xD>that's cool he explores places like that & found a hugging stalker artifactsome of his friends live there lol. he does like urbex tho, theres some places he was telling me about that I wanna go with him because I used to be into it too.>>23996040they wont be getting cheaper any time soon unfortunately, theres a finite supply because they aren't made anymore and most of them got sent to nigeria where they are smashed up and set on fire to salvage the metals :(
drinking decaf coffee as a spaghetti digestif lol>>23996189>that's fuckin sick dude. I wish I had a room in my house that looked like this.i notice there are two old TVs in that image similar to what i described, but that's not my photoit is epic though, yei wanna say i found it in the /g/ archives, crawling through old battlestation threads? i'm not certain, but it's definitely someone's OC, he said he's married & uses that table to play RTS or strategy games with friends, i guessi wish i had it too lol>I prefer to think he's an incorruptible force for good.heheit does seem that way>>23996189>I didn't realize untill pretty recently that you guys have a different keyboard layout to the one I'm used to xDi thought it was mostly minor differences, but can't remember for sure>>23996189>some of his friends live there lol.:oi'm picturing an interesting place, seems like something i'd dream about in a weird way>he does like urbex tho, theres some places he was telling me about that I wanna go with him because I used to be into it too.might be cooli remember u gave some advice about urbex awhile ago>they wont be getting cheaper any time soon unfortunately, theres a finite supply because they aren't made anymorei would think someone would make new ones with enough demand, but maybe it's not possiblewish i knew more>>23996189>and most of them got sent to nigeria where they are smashed up and set on fire to salvage the metals :(wtf D:<
>>23996250>decaf coffee as a spaghetti digestiftasty for you. I wish decaf tea wasnt so crap,coffee is better as a digestif tho.>table to play RTS strategy gamesI was thinking it was for strategy games. I'm not rlly into gaming but I still wouldn't mind a table with a screen in it xD>I remember u gave some advice about urbexyeah i rember. is there anywhere near u that might be good? there's a shit ton of places for it here because all the industry died so there's abandoned factories everywhere. I once went to a rave at an abandoned asylum xD>I would think someone would make new ones with enough demandI doubt it'll ever happen. I think the only CRTs that are still being made are the tiny ones for oscilloscopes.>wtf D:<yeah, the sad part is a huge amount of the ones that got sent there where from charities that wanted to help african countries modernize.I was telling my sister about this and she thought I was just being racist but its really what happened. well meaning europeans and americans sent millions of computer towers and CRT monitors to africa and the backwards savages just destroyed them to get the miniscule amounts of gold from the circuits.huge areas of west africa are now pretty much permanently contaminated with carcinogens and other nasty shit because of the practice of mass importing e-waste to burn that exists now that the charities have stopped sending them puters.
>>23995955>1726441466810008.pngloole>>23996033>i find chiclet keyboards very hit-or-miss, and some designs can be weird/fuckyat work im rocking the MX Keys S, love this keyboard but the apple ones are good alsoi hate that i sound kinda like a fanboy saying that, and im not an apple simp...but they do have some good products>i just like my mechanical brown switches because i know exactly what to expect when i press a key lolthere are totally different things for diff people, im no hater and they're still good even if they're differentnot one to hop on the hater bandwagon, i do think the itoddler /g/ meme is pretty funny and it upsets the overly sensitive in a very hilarious way (im a bit crazy lol)>>23996324reminds me of pic rel
