JC edition>FTL NEWS:-- Jet and Ben are showing the S5 house! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pvk1wdTYrVg-- S5 location: Sandy Springs GA, duration: 30 days, S4 fish not returning, -- Sam not hosting>Links:https://www.fishtank.live/https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videoshttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_Wikihttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivePrevious: >>23995883
I just hope that Betty has a wonderful day
I just hope that you reading this have an absolute nigger of a day
snowglobe
Fat = evil
>>23996667i feel safe
i can't believe haley "keen" cryokeen has left us for good and will never return and we will never ever hear from him again ever for an infinite amount of time
>>23996669perfect (:
Requesting dookie stream
>>23996667>>23996669you really trust that downie esque looking person to not smash it and get sued by downy esquire?because i don't im scared
Breaking News: I will probably not watch much season 5 live but I will be reading the threads regularly
>>23996676the shelf is too high for him to reach currently but it won’t always be that way we shall cross that bridge when we come to it
>>23996677this seems to be the meta among the veterans >>23996679i was talking about the downie esque person looking at the globe in the picture
>>23996681oh hahahaha
>>23996677actually I heard you will be doing 12 hour streams every day of the season reacting to it
>>23996660Betty actually looks cute here
>>23996590>I'm just asking jinigga>>23996603>>23996611>>23996618>>23996619>she looks underage >and you jiniggas call ME the pedo
idk why jin works at mcdonald’s when he could just goonbait on stream for donos from sloan
>>23996677Why would you wanna spend more time in these threads than watching the actual show
>>23996686well klaus you post photos of actual underage people and angie isn’t underage so
>>23996684I think we'll all be watching Trish do that instead
>>23996685>She has been looking very cute lately for some reason >I'm not sure why
>>23996692based and true
>>23996689why would you ever want to watch that slop for any other reason than to shit post it to death here?
I need a Creature wellness check
>>23996689>he's stealing my bit>>23996690>yeah true my b but they weren't lewd just normal pix
>>23996686Nigga you posted “guppies“ (creepy name btw), it’s not like it ain’t entirely your fault
>there's nothing creepy about breeding guppys
>>23996696lol i screenshotted that too in case something happens
>>23996687Sloanster doesn't actually have money, I think
jet and ellie spending the night painting the jungle room together
>>23996701>He has $6k set aside waiting for you to make the call chat
>>23996701i think he would pay at least $10 an hour if u did that thing egirls do where they bend over and write the name on a whiteboard
>>23996672>oh is that what he said again?>I usually just ignore his extra long posts because it's all nonsense
>>23996699>"There's nothing creepy about breeding(having sex with and inseminating) "guppys"(Klaus' word for children)"Umm... bros?
>>23996702
>>23996714>They're just fish chat
>>23996695You’re not wrong but it’s kind of retarded if your doing it to boycott the wiggers or something
>>23996715
I love the way they love <3
jet butter mmm
>you jiniggacels has some sick minds I swear>too much hentai and pachinko it's like an island of incels they're gonna have to importing foreigners with high T now chat
>>23996722peggy must be so proud of her chud son
>>23996722S5 will have 5 days worth of content because they are yet again focusing too much on stupid shit like wall paintings but at least the screenshots will have cool VIBES
>>23996725>start importing I mean chat>it's predatory low-key
>>23996720its not some sort of statement im just genuinely tired of the wiggers and would prefer to never see or hear them ever again and can keep a-logging them just fine by reading the thread
>>23996728this nigga wants every room to be plain white walls
>>23996731you're literally a transsexual
>>23996725>Suggests importing foreign women (based and would work) instead of men for once>Immediately shot down and forced to resignSouth Korea sucks
>>23996728>Season 2 repeat chat?
ew the israeli is trying to talk to me
the vibes must be gathered at any cost
>>23996733>It wouldn't work unless they bring their men with them too>The Korean jiniggas are too BETA
>>23996735trans coded response
>>23996734>Walls painted>Cameraman Vance backyep, it's S2 kino
im spreading my legs towards the monitor all you have to do is dive in
guy from storage wars who says yuuup will host of season 5
>>23996741is this really how you have fun on the internet?
>>23996740holy based we’re going home
I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day
bernice from south beach tow will host season 5
>>23996745thats 5 fishbucks all day right there
>>23996751also the watch yo profanity guy to make sure things don’t get too raucous
Brandi and Mary waifu wars in /ftl/ we need this.
>>23996754for me it's the white cholo guy and his big titted wife
gold medalist alysa liu will be on season 5
>>23996758why couldn't our jin be an accomplished hapa like her??? instead of being a bum stuck working in fast food
>>23996758she’s so cool
Only girl I simp for
>>23996765>thigh gap
>>23996733you know what group of people will shut down every single try of this version of importing people
Is S5 house a house or a set? I can't tell
>>23996728Youre fucked in the head
Fishstank: bunch o' ugly chicks and some random dudes
season 5 or double it and give it to the next person
>>23996781Maybe it's some kind of old office space?
erm i love clabi
>>23996825>HUGE abi butt
let’s talk about your hair and how it's grown
>>23996832THAT'S NOT FUCKING REAL YOU JUNKIE CUNT FUCK YOU
>>23996833>she's cute chat>Hapa females are BASED but hapa males are ABOMINATIONS
>>23996836>it could be real>but Abi is too lazy to fold her sheets and then clean the plushies off her floor and put them on top of her made bed to take a real photograph unfortunately
season 5 will feature 3d glasses support
>>23996722>>23996715Another property they wont be able to sell.They are all shitty art students.Hey, at least they're not Indian, right Sam?
alright explain this to me like i'm retarded
>>23996861Facts
>>23996933
>>23996723Same energy
>>23996725And yet you guys said that jet wasn't a global cultural phenomenon, and that him saying he was driving cultural progress was pretentious The kid is 5 years ahead of the public discourse at any given time doods. He has entire countries copying him now, he has entire administrative bodies copying him. Girl importing is the next big thing. Always has been. Surez it's predatory. That's what makes it HOTWhat's next? Well, it's pretty obvious, if you are a true jetty fan. I'll leave that for you to figure out for yourself, though.Every sweaty who slandered Jetty, it's time to apologize for underestimating and besmirching Jetty, sweatys.
explain this to me like i'm gay
>>23996663See how good it feels for these girls to be imported the way they are?Jet is a mindful and caring pimp. They were all going to be hos anyway. It's best for Claire and all the other hos that they work under "Gentle" Jet Neptoon. There's no telling what kind of pimp they would end up working for if Jet wasn't there to save them. It's a perfect arrangement because they are simpable mids, nobody is going to come and kill you so they can take the simpable mid you're pimping out. There is zero danger or risk. Jet is safe, they're safe, jets making money, the hos are sleeping with simps. Everything is good, everyone is safe, and everyone is happy. It's what they call a win-win situation.Really, if you look at it properly, Jet is basically running a charity to take care of these girls. He doesn't deserve the hate and slander.People hate success, look at Mr Beast. It's the same deal with Jet.
>>23996966it’s a gay show
Jet and Ben are asking themselves: “How can we better integrate poop mechanics into the greater social game?”
i think i'm the reason jet is so obsessed with shit
Poopiter
>>23996831Could Claire be the worst friend in fish girl history? Abi did nothing wrong
Neptunian Intergenerational poop trauma
>>23996981What are you talking about? That is disturbing footage of abi abusing claire. Possibly about to rape her
>>23996976Would you be interested in Sarge babe
>>23997008have heard Things and am Curious
>>23997013Daddy loves his dirty birdies
IN TROUBLE WITH WHO?JOOP NEPTUNE?
>>23996663filthy useless whore *faps borner alone in a dark room* (double anondra iykyk)
I am not suicidal at all I'm being gang stalked by couner-espionage forces
>>23997039stop attention seeking
>>23996832ai not a real person. she is dead
>>23997065>>23996832if you follow that bitch on instagram you can tell she's dead and someone is running the account because of what reels she likes. shit that only a wigger male would like and repost. no foid knows and likes that shit
>>23997035Ew
>your fit goes nutssomehow this was a panty dropper have some god damn standards ladies, try setting the bar that's not in the 8th circle of hell
"Don't enjoy the show." -Dark Chris Lynch
>>23997062it appears we have a spy in our midst
i miss nina
>>23996992>nothing wrong>they meant what they said
>>23997065>>23997066>she's still alive somewhere >we just gotta BELIEVE!
>>23997084ur reddit
>>23997090Many are saying this
"I'm going back to school to focus on my future" - Dark Nina
>>23997273resorting to calling me reddit already? ur very sensitive.
>>23997090fuck nigger nina(ghisletty), nobody's saying this
>>23997283when is ur album dropping
>>23997292why are you joking? that's not allowed in ftl. it's attention seeking behavior and aldo reddit. I hate myself and want to die
>>23996966
>>23997298>Did you unblock me yet chat
>>23997298
>>23997274Facts
summer was clearly the best woman and we should have listened to her. we all acted like it was a preposterous idea that the wiggers would even try to SA her but oh how wrong we turned out to be in hindsight. of course that little albanian wigger tried to corrupt such a perfect flower, it's in his evil nature.
>>23997326>she's going to be famous someday >I can tell chat
>Doraemon is too OP chat>It's over for that little Goku Jincel he's felted
Anyone attacking Klaus is Austin/The_PrickAnyone praising or attacking Betty is Austin/The_PrickAnyone attacking Claire or Claire Bears is Austin/The_PrickAnyone intentionally looking for someone to bully in /ftl/ is Austin/The_PrickAnyone posting screenshots of comments in montages is Austin/The_PrickAnyone namedropping skullhyde is Austin/The_PrickAnyone talking about their wife making them supper or hanging out with their dad on the weekends is Austin/The_PrickAnyone talking about agatha2 is Austin/The_PrickAnyone pretending to be Betty or Claire is Austin/The_PrickAnyone who posts shitty underground music with links to YouTube is Austin/The_PrickAnyone who uses the term melty or adds p*do(s) or fren(s) to the end of someone's name is Austin/The_PrickIgnore any poster who does any of these things.
>>23997318
>any Doraemon fans here>I thought it was a talking cat thing but I guess it's actually a robot from the future (?)
>>23997339
>>23997298it was a genuine question
>>23997339Schizophrenic nigger
>>23997352July 7, 2027. Be prepared.
Ellie Abi Betty Angie ougghhhh imagine them in your own personal harem but they keep fucking other men behind your back. Making fun of your tiny little impotent pecker while they get pleasured by real cum bulls. Moaning out how much better those men are than the little onions faggot I am. Gossiping about how much of a loser I am with each other like catty bitches, making me eat out their alpha filled holes. Fuck I need to see my wives get bred by real men.
>>23997360>Ellie Abi Betty Angie ougghhhh imagine them in your own personal haremSounds annoying as hell
>>23997360>No Taylor = Weak Harem
>>23997326All they did was look at her with rapey eyes and her bpd clairvoyance weighed their souls and saw a future moment where she would get xanned and graped and that translated into her having a panic attack.Good woman. I could easily wrangle summy in a loving and empowering way that doesn't trigger her to make false rape allegations against meI forgive summer for her two coat hanger abortions and so should you
>>23997429Cant believe this toilet won $108k.The dumb bitch hardly even emoted in her "content" video; just stupidly kept repeated "wait what?"
>>23997360Their current boyfriends don't have to imagine
>>23997434>weighed their soulsShe has the judging eye
>>23997435>lol the POORS in the comments still don't understand that tricking stupid people into thinking they can win big at the casino is her JOB chat>Taylor always wins chat
>>23997339I ignore all of the people talking about meta thread stuff anyway
>>23997429>>23997440>>23997443Why are you posting pics of your dirty toilet
>>23997444Didnt you specufically bake threads with channing and a typo just to disrupt meta thread ritual posting? Hypocrite much?
>>23997362abi is quiet and since the others would be making plenty of noise already, she wouldn't try to speak over them. she'd either sit there silently or probably just leave the room desu
>>23997360Imagine what they would do to your poor twinksack
>>23997446Meds now. I don't even know who you suspect me of being
>>23997448Abi is quiet but still very annoying. Her attitude sucks
>why do fat black people exist chat>what is even the point of them>>23997434>I have a hard time forgiving women >I don't know if I've actually been able to do it completely chat
>>23997460vogon ass bodies
>>23997460Is that her belly bouncing off her knees? What in the fuck
>>23997460Is that her titty hanging out her shirt? Jin about to bust a nut to this black queen
Why wasn't Jet Neptune invited to voice a cat for MEWGENICS? Is josie and burt more famous than him?
>>23997460those are heavy hittas they are based black women
>>23997434holy shit summer can see the future and change it now it all makes sense.
>>23997471Casual fishtank fans don't care about the wiggers. They saw the clips of Josie stimming or Burt being paranoid and fell in love.
>>23997469i'll never understand competitive/challenge gooners like jin
>>23997326A modern Cassandra, we should have listened. Now we pay the price.
>>23997477Mama we made it! No, we made it.
>>23997483
>>23997471>Shawn Chatfield
>>23997486Ftl will never admit it but Burt "figuring out" the show and blurting out "is this a gay dating show for gay queer men?" Out of nowhere was one of the funniest moments of the show. Seeing that live had me howling with laughter
>>23997471>Jay Bauman>Mike Stoklasa
>>23997492I'll admit it
>>23997496lmao
>>23997496I want to get a rich mike and jay cat together and go on an adventure with them. Then i hope my mike cat fucks my jay cat and makes a baby
>>23997492you are a stupid nigger, they gaslighted you
>>23997492The first two weeks of s3 had a lot going for it. The tension between what they audience knew and the fish contestants didn't while watching the wiggers try to out on their best act holding it all together as long as they did despite being in incompetent galaxy gas huffing retards was genuinely very good reality TV. It was the best thing they ever accomplished and they threw it all away for BAAALLZZZ
>>23997460You need to forgive Peggy.
>>23997496
>season 5 goes live>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMhJoUEI42s
>>23997486>I like when Binx MASHES her tits together with her shirt/bra>such a good woman
They said theyve been talking to ppl already but they havent called me yet what thr fuck is it over did you guys get interviewed
>>23997610If they didn't reach out to Queenie Tarini we will riot
>>23997492That was funny and where FT peaked. Sadly the season went to shit and they couldn't be bothered to come up with any ideas beyond letting Burt pace around his room alone for weeks as he just kept repeating the hits over and over again. Could have been the best fish of all time
>>23997492it was funny once but he's still doing this same exact bit and gimmick post season 3 and was still doing it after he figured out the show was live
Abi update
>something really hot about when a girl starts to visibly age and you can see the skin start to wrinkle and sag
>does chat know what I mean?>>23997628>cringe!
