big oil edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Options:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.chabad.org/calendar/view/month.htm>Boomer Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Alternate Investmentinghttps://brickfact.com/blog/guides/investing-in-legohttps://www.tresna.co.uk/blog/rarest-bmx-bikes.htmhttps://nerdacity.co.uk/blog/essential-tips-for-funko-pop-collecting-and-investing>Misc:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://bad-dragon.com>Anons in troublehttps://www.crsgh.com/blog/object-stuck-in-your-rectum-why-prompt-medical-care-mattershttps://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/suicide-preventionprevious >>24009875
the joke here is that the dude from the series is secretly gay in one episode so it's not homophobic hmkay
it's actually unclear what he wants because he is so dumb wich makes it funny
but then again they beat everyone up that they don't know so it doesn't matter anyway
no trading or shitposting for me today. going to dave and busters (ticker PLAY) with the kiddos and the boomoidz. have a great day everyone
A new day, a new thread. Remember to embrace change as an opportunity for growth and transformation.
got some more sleep and i'm glad i did. account a little red but i'm hopeful we go green. ssl up a lot, but i don't own that much, 393 shares. not enough oil exposure to make today a good one. hoping for some love or profits.
what is ESL conrad on about now
>>24027409>>24027436>>24027439>>24027456>>24027787>>24027848>>24027883Good morning, have a (you) just for being. A little attention goes a long long way.
>>24027892thanks. ESL conrad really needed that though, I would imagine he is hurtin
>>24027787BLESSEDgot that PROOFITABLE DAYyesterdayain't gotta do SHEEEEEEEEEEEEIIITTT2day
>>24027892
the board is dead without esl conrad
THE INTERNET IS DEAD
messy exchange over on /biz/. is what it is. another down day on the market too. can't seem to win these days. gonna get some groceries and lunch in a bit and do the gym tonight.
>>24028186FUCK NIGGA
>>24028195
>>24028199WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
>>24028202:)
>>24028214AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA *passes away from fever*
Confession time:I have played alot of csgo and cs2. That is where I got my mental skills to troll people into killing themselves because it's counterstrike 101I have also played on american servers.So I simply can't shake the feeling that skitzo is a kid from russia.
oh and a brown one
what if they are all russians
nobody is this american unironically
>>24028214oh and btw. that is a jew
your move naggers
ok I see where this is going
still no new music video wtf is taylor doingI'm waiting here
american work ethic is not what it once was
sshcntuzzhe
>>24028320oh someone is trying to say something
>>24028320it might be dying
I wonder if taylor swift concerts are as good for getting laid as I think they are
>>24028325>>24028326>>24028323woououulet53535dflddddddd
sexooo
with FEmales
some day there will be conspiracy theories why like 10% of all pictures uploaded on 4chan are showing taylor swift
I mean lets face it ... if obama runs again everything is gonna go back to where it was
the fact that donald trump is allowed to play the new hitler with SS-ICE and so on is just to soften the blow for the future NWO politics
what is going on with this nose
the more interesting question is what do americans even have borders for
4chan doesn't have borders
if it had this would be an all american thread but I can tell you this feels like Gymnasium
so either you close down your internet or this having borders shit is never gonna work
pretty sure in Nazi germany outside information coming in was frowned uponit's super essential to keep an immoral system going
so I did not understand george soros' theory of reflexivity but the open society thing was pretty easy to understand
What is this Conrad talkin about
>>24028603the devil as always
>>24028603at least that is what /smg/ told me and I was so interested I listened
>>24028603and now look at me being all lost and confused
I really want to understand his trading mind tho.It's what is missing in me. The motivation to "go big" not that I should have done that yesterday but maybe another day... like at the 8k bitcoin bottom when MSTR gets liquidated idk.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_holes
>>24028291what the fuck bro
>>24028613>laws
fucking glowie is handling my uber eats delivery again, scares the fuck out of me. Don't know if he just happened to get my order, or if it's literally the feds. I also ordered a dozen donuts. Pretty excited. I think I ordered too much food not going to be able to eat it all.
>>24028619nobody cares
>>24028619and stop ordering frozen dough you fucking twat when I am literally running a bakery in my kitchen
>Americans have to fear their fuckin food delivery driver works for the federal agencyLand of the
>>24028636KEKED
always a suprise what words the jannies ban lmao
c u c k s
c o n r a d s
Chopday, so I read the zog magazine known as the economist (not many good articles, one on gay monkeys y'all might enjoy tho) and play Go (was winning but went on a unnecessary expedition to win more, gave up sente, but only lost by 3 pts, thats a win in my book cuz I usually lose by 40-120 pts)The day sucks more because I got a fantastic entry on a lone wick outside the range, but closed out the trade to settle on a modest profit, could got 5x that by not wimping out. But eh, whatcha gonna do, it's a good enough sign that I'm consistently grabbing good entries, just gotta hold onto the good ones.Days like this are like days when the boss is out of office, if I was still a wagie. Ya don't have to work, but at least keep yo mind sharp.
>>24028645immigrants always used to call me by a wrong name in my hometownreason: I look like the other guy
I didn't know that guy tho.
I think they just liked to call others stupid names
>>24028648I look like don rickles if he was a younger fatter blacker woman
now it's your guys turn to talk about your childhood trauma
>>24028651there you go I always have some fresh black girls saved
>>24028651oh you were talking about yourselfso this guy in black and younger
>>24028651honestly I have a little bit of a problem imagining the woman part
I still judge my looks on the fact that my first childhood love was in love with someone else and nobody voted for me to become class president
>>24028648my boss at McD just called me Tony
>>24028691I think most people ITT would be very happy to be able to hold a job at McD
>>24028652When I was little, about 4 or 5 years old, we had this old dog and she had a litter of puppies. I walked in the bathroom one day and my momma was standing there kneeling down. The dog had a litter of about eight, and my momma was bending over and she was killing each one of these little puppies in the bathtub. Drowning them.I remember I asked why and she told me i'm just killing what I can't take care of. Then she looked over at me and she said I wish I could do that to you.Maybe she shoulda.
>>24028691their dads would talk to them again, they could get a gf etc.
>>24028700yeah she'd go to prison. but why didn't she just give you away like a normal whore?
>>24028706me on the right
>>24028713ew
armenian women are probably the best women in the worldhttps://youtu.be/wHWZpLOUpA0?si=Zb1xj1Gb_qiGXu7M
Found an old photo of my armenian gf.From when I met her.She was so pretty it shocked me.Almost unbelievable... and it's one of these photos that are unique not like digital
not that I miss her or anything I am just boasting about my life
kanye would agree with me he is still not over that kadashian mutt
red day. but it would've been green ex-intel and tna and labu were green so that's nice. wkey ssl btbt keeping the damage light, down .2%.
>>24028739are you just gonna ignore my posts and talk about boring stuff now? c'mon man
I know you guys don't trade because if you were you would notice how I have in the last 3 months timed every bottom on the minute, sold every top, basically mocking you guys
Hail Hitler
you had literally someone tell you when the market turns without a single error and you're still poor
maybe that is the problem with the hunting.you can't think you can only shoot
and I respect that, would call air support immediately if I see one of you guys
>>24028731Let's be honest, all of Conrads GFs are made up and a fantasy, meanwhile he has been busy simping for taylor swift for half of his life
the notion alone that I would run out of new taylor swift pictures to post is still funny to me
>>24028752but why would I make this up it doesn't make sense. Again you didn't think
I am just trying to tell you how good my life was.I bought alot of coca colas throughout my life supporting warren buffet.
so I expect you to thank me for living such a good consumer life
Ok I'm going back to /gif
I also had all the american toys. Like a huge transformers rocketship, a helicopter, a big truck etc.
>>24028757Taylor Swift is 40, ain't nobody spend their life simping for a dried up roastie like Swift, when they ain't got nothin' goin' on either. Just sayin' it like it isniggerzandjeeewzzz
>>24028775my parents thought I was gay because I didn't just like to play with big toy trucks, and toy construction worker toy shit I liked transformers and stuff but it was weird and gay to them, I was just supposed to be out of the box like working and doing construction, and playing with trucks all day like they left me alone for hours with nothing but toy trucks I got so bored
>>24028749Most of hunting is careful planning, tracking, waiting. Knowing where to be and when. Staying downwind of your target. Infer the shape of the animal based on its prints. A doe will walk through a gap between trees, a buck has to walk around it. Clues like that help you know what you are tracking. You take cues from the environment too, but from the perspective of prey since you are in a city. You are like a rabbit just trying to get something to eat and return home without incident.
>>24028779I also had a barbie. And a dog and a big garden
>>24028780>You are like a rabbit just trying to get something to eat and return home without incident.I am not a rabbit we already established that I am the weasel that needs to get pinned down and raped ITT
I can imagine being raped by a gay man so good sometimes I think it already happened but my mind chose to forget. Or it was that fucking gf that insisted to stick a dildo up my ass so that I know "the feel"
I imagine myself lying on the floor of the prison shower all crying and bleeding maybe some bones broken
the question is how much of a fight would you put up in this situation? or maybe try to relax your asshole to prevent damage?
but I'd probably be totally exhausted anyway full of semen, piss and spit if it was multiple men
they like to group up I think these homos
maybe there will also be multiple rounds like when the prison guards find me and see how cute and helpless I am..
Closed 0.55% green todayET divys came in as wellNone of my puts are even close to exercising Life is good. I just need some warm weatherAnyone have proof of life on John Rocker?>>24028214I hope he doesn’t spoil that skin by staying out in the sun too long. >>24028780Killing a bunny is like kicking a retard
>>24028788wow too much info
>>24028824>Anyone have proof of life on John Rocker?I am trying to summon him right now.I´d have more effective ways but sadly I can't broadcast the sweet vanilla smell of my butthole via the internet
>>24028824he?
>>24028828it was made out of aluminium and it was cold af
>>24028829 I find Taylor attractive when she was really young but for some reason she just like hit the wall young for me or something she just got blown out and changed and got way uglier
>>24028836maybe because you are littleI always liked older women thothere is something about old women.They almost have like speciality, some are a really good kiss some very nice pussies.But in a whole other way than the young ones.
>>24028786Horny rabbit.>>24028824Only if you don't eat them afterwards.
kissing a rich powerful woman is gonna get your dick hard on a another level
boosts your ego too since you are the hot boytoy
but idk guess I just like money
but I absolutely love the forest too
actually played in the forest every day as a childbut without the hunting...I actually had to hide from animals or play dead.
>>24028850all I want is to fuck younger womenthe younger the better it's just ugh their personalities
>>24028876sounds predatory hunter frenyou amerikeks should really leave the children alonegod doesn't like it
>>24028885>Swiftie likes old pussyLOOL!!!!Swiftie's gonna be a step father and his children won't be as virile >old semen>old eggs
>>24028890not old pussy, good pussy.. wtf man I have kept this civil... you wanna go?
>>24028890ok now I get why this triggers me >old semen>old eggs
>>24028891lol you might as well change your name to "Martha Stewarts number 1 fan" Stewart pussy for Swifite
>Research indicates that while advanced paternal age is associated with an increased risk of having a child with autism spectrum disorder (ASD),the absolute chance remains low. The risk increases steadily starting around age 30, with a more significant, "sharp" acceleration after age 50.
>>24028897but she always was ugly
>>24028897but make no mistake... wouldhttps://youtu.be/b_wvSNkZKy0?si=luO0rQeI48fQsYwo
>>24028919see, you like that old pussy bro.I stand by my statement.
>>24028931I appreciate almost all pussies.
>>24028919I say almost because recently some whore told me "her pussy broken" because the condom went off and she didn't notice
so it seems like some of these hoes aren't really feeling anything anymore.How frustrating would it be marrying such a girl with a tiny dick like mine
tay timehttps://youtu.be/lVkTsckzz98?si=-QSvwRsUB6RUXZSB
I love AI slop music.. is it because I'm stupid?
that hairstyle is so cute I used to do that for my gf while she was jerking me off
I'm basically a hairdresser
I do not hope a strong american man enters my room right now and teaches me some mannershttps://youtu.be/t39hcqNQ5Ho?si=ikcnk5uDsABAKRSQ
Miami
robinhood gold lol
stonks yaaa
white boy
stonks meme wallstreet
Maimi Robinhood
peng
yas miami
yeahyeah miami uh uh
south beach bringing the heat
to stonks
gambling woooho
heat is on
everybody party all day
https://youtu.be/_zXKtfKnfT8?si=Ogpb2VMAuksF-Xi9wicki wicki wi wi
who you gonna call?the wild wild west
once upon a time in the west
stonks yeahrandom tickers:FGDSDAHJH
>they double down>on being>NIGGERS
>instead>of becoming>HUMANS
uh uh https://youtu.be/3JcmQONgXJM?si=dTTOlk3TM7VpTa3E
what what
ESL conrad just spammed the shit out of this thread
>>24029104look at those ugly skinny legs I WANT CALFS and THICK THIGHS u know what I'm sayin bro?
>>24029106you wanna talk about stonks ya?
gettin jiggy with it
get down girl go head get down
>>24029111>u know what I'm sayin bro?no sorry ESL
Alright, I'm going in on OPAD, even if they shit themselves on q4, I should build up a good buffer between my entry today and earnings next week. OPEN and OPAD should move in tandem, but imma check my notes on the differences between the two, also see how they sold off all their homes on the market more than 120 days. As far as speculative stock gambles go, this one seems more like a 50-50, with the option of finding the bias in the coin thru research. Added plus is shrekeli is shorting OPEN.
I'm hurtin and nobody is helping me
mo money mo problems
>>24029136would?
>u were shown>u were told>u chose>NIGGERLY
https://youtu.be/kIDWgqDBNXA?si=mqzmqI1H-aWiH4hL ok we are reaching the image limit soon
so I will stop here out of consideration for you guys
the image limit is 150 right?
yeah it is
ok think I'm done here
cya in the next thread
>>24029128you ESL faggot immigrant I dealt with one of you fuckers todayHe was an immigrant, couldn't even spell or speak fucking english, came and delivered my donuts how the fuck do you immigrate to a country if you can't speak the language? what kind of shit are they pulling?
>>24029163I'm not reading any more posts ITT
>>24029167I hope you get deported Ivanyou turkic ESL fuck
>>24029173https://youtu.be/otCpCn0l4Wo?si=Ma1kIPH1L6he-PHp
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