INCEL SPERG MAKEUP ROUTINE EDITION >FTL NEWS:-- LEAKED VOICEMAIL, SAM CONFIRMED RETURNING???https://vocaroo.com/19KLlm1tPbOU-- SEASON 5 STARTS MARCH 15TH https://x.com/fishtankislive/status/2023951871514149321-- Ivy Wolk on Tim Heidecker LIVE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha4i94ey_Vc -- Mizzy got kicked out of an Uber for streaming https://x.com/Dirk_mp4/status/2023419178917700044-- Creature says Zake fucked AB!!! https://x.com/foidXway/status/2023770108330389648-- Beef bell is gone-- S5 location: Sandy Springs GA, duration: 30 days, S4 fish not returning, Sam not hosting>Links:https://www.fishtank.live/https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videoshttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_Wikihttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivePrevious >>24030148
I just hope that Betty has a wonderful day
bonnie mogs
>>2403083812 secounds
>>24030838Same, fellow Betty enjoyer.
thinking about sexxx
>>24030836>yfw you mog klaus and he starts crying
HenryMichael Jasper Rachel
best season 4 ben momenthttps://streamable.com/93unz2
>>24030836imagine fantasizing about whos bullying you online
>>24030851>Klaud is unmoggable chat
>>24030855>Direnc Butt>Fredster>Ben Kinoit's amazing
>>24030856>imagine having a make-up routine as a guy
>nah dude jet is trolling, sam will definitely fly to georgia for 30 days
are you talking about pooptank on /ftl/?STOP
>>24030861>>24030860There is literally no one who could replace him Jet is fucked
>>24030860this is why no sam has it's benefits, imagine him coming to Georgia just to sit on his laptop and ask for supplement names
>>24030865the sam hyde reality show is dead without sam
I don't know why you engage, he gets off on this shit (for years).
So did we ever figure out if this is critter?
Ever get DREAMCANCEL'd, chat?
when binx got a cold sore from ling ling
>>24030864>There is literally no one who could replace him wrong
when Jet got a cold sore from underage ling ling
>>24030873facts, he could be way better than sam
>>24030859fr
Can you faggots please manifest snow again this year in the midwest? I wanna hit $150k profit this year <3
>>24030870>that looks crazy chat
>>24030872
>>24030836meds
season 5 hosted by american gold medalist alysa liu
>>24030883>I gotchu chat
>>24030878Mangled Klaus
>>24030881>The HAG is so HOT rn
>>24030884she’s so beautiful and talented and cool
>>24030891good woman for sure
>GOOD hapa woman
>>24030893that's a pitslut if i ever saw one
>BAD hapa man
>>24030897shadowfax chat
what did he want with sam?
>>24030906upset that jet blew his eightball of coke while he was out doing a store run
I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day
I love.You, I love you, I love you.I love you.I love you I love youAAAUHH UNNH UHHN
>>24030906he had to get it on
>>24030914sadly for you nigger nina loves drug addict wiggers who abuse her and gets the ick from castrated eunuch simps like you
>>24030914
>>24030914>>24030924
>>24030914God I wish I was loved like that.Instead all I got was this shitty government that wants to import foreign mercenaries to oppress me. Oh well. They won't be going back home if it comes down to that.
You ever seen a nigger trying to win a gunfight in 2 feet of snow in 40 below in the badlands?Me neither
>>24030893>>24030894bitch would be invisible with her natural hair
>>24030934we don’t disrespect good women here
>>24030873he was a better host than sam on bloodgames. if they can get him he's the most sensible pick that's guaranteed to mesh well with the show
>>24030934Stop sipping the haterade
>>24030934she’s an olympic gold medalist and you’re a guy whose only claim to fame is being a retarded esl who occasionally posts in offseason fishtank threads
Anytime Klaus gets mogged, he has to take it out on Cole :(
>>24030957>It's not my fault he never learns his lesson chat
>>24030948real
>hey ladies, fishtank season 5 is about to start
>>24030960You're just lashing out and being a gay tsundere because you miss Braus
>>24030914Many are saying this
>>24030967Cryokeen kino
>>24030966we all miss braus deeply and the grieving process makes us do things we otherwise wouldn’t i think chat
>>24030934
>>24030984me when i think about the vastness of the amazon rainforest and it’s secrets that are yet to be discovered
>>24030987what about what lies in the deepest areas of the ocean that we can’t reach
>>24030954i think during olympics there are over 100 gold medals, i cant see you talking about 100 other gold medalists you proves my point >>24030941how can i disrespect a whore with zero respect? how can i make dirt dirty?
>>24030993you are hate and death. be gone.
>>24030993What did Alysa do to u
>>24030990now i’m really scared >>24030993quite literally the opposite of a whore with zero respect
>>24030996as usual, her simps did
>>24031000alysa liu simps beat you up?
>>24031002Alysa Liu simps are Dutch
punch the monkey and his plushie will be appearing on season 5
>>24031009omg i was watching all his vids earlier he's so cute!
i think i'm open to the idea of being fisted
yo mints I’m in space
>>24031006they lost so many events which is good
jupiter is running from something
https://youtu.be/Dmhz60r3sOg?si=0stiCv1ZszfB0fpN
>>24031030cozy
https://youtu.be/7YyEFai2qXM?si=_jqzZJwkEBkS-oSo
WHO THE FUCK IS MR BEAST
>>24030993>It's kind of hot that she's both an athlete and an alt girl with the hair and gum piercing at the same time. she'll probably become an onlyfans E-girl once the medals dry up.
>>24031040you be sucking off the friggin sheiks nigga
>>24031040https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1771581509163040.webm
>>24031038>this is how I picture you whenever you post this generic soulless slop metal
You niggas really think they ain't fucking with the weather? You think they ain't playing god and all that shit? They don't understand.Operation Popeye nigga. Look that shit up. Now you know why it's 53 degrees in February in a polar region. Ohhh yeah. They fuckin with that weather.
>>24031047BASED
15 minute cities? You think it's bullshit? Did you know you can geofence central digital currencies? Hm. Did you know that they could theoretically use geofencing and tax you for moving through areas? Just automatically draw it out of your account?Cryo wanna go for one of your 500 mile walks? Hope your bank account is topped up little buddy.
friggin forcefield
why did they have us call him Alex B and not just Alex
>>24031054Hey faggot we are talking about Greg right now.
>>24031056Greg won custody of Angie
>>24031056>is this why Ben called Greg a pedophile on twitter during blood games?
>>24031056Friggin frig yeah
Oh you wanna buy that raw milk and your video game and some booze and guns?? Too bad nigga they been culled from the central currency database on account of we don't want you to have them. Too bad!
>>24031030<3
>>24031063i get my raw milk straight from the source
>>24031064greg if you can hear me please save ushttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1771582206864516.webm
>>24031069Friggin black nigger friggin
new host leaked
>what happened to the anon that used to namefag as Greg>where'd he go chat
You know the crazy part of conspiracy theories is that when you realize they intentionally bury them in total insanity in order to make them sound ridiculous and insane and discredit them from the root by conflating the reasonable and logical with the unreasonable and illogical.But the crazier part is if you just reduce those theories to their base supposition and discard the objectively implausible and outright absurd, you often end up with something that doesn't sound so unreasonable, and isn't that hard to believe or understand. There are exceptions, of course. Those are put there by design too.Repent glowies, repent
>>24031073idk he was pretty nontent i think chat
>>24031068Big Ole bellybutton Trained bellybuttonUsed up Half dollar belly button
>>24031106Stay away from Greg 666 DEMON
>>24031049>soulless its as soulful as a cover gets chethttps://youtu.be/3XyK2pk2kR8?si=91BRn-Jnnt_5XuUM
>>24031108I already know his scent Its evil
>>24031057wait until you start to ask what happened to Alex A
I still get scared when I remember season 3 had two people named alex b
>>24031061>>24031073name?
The elite like to seed the idea that they operate on a sort of magical thinking when their worldview and MO is entirely rooted in pragmatic realism. They don't have any loyalty or belief beyond what let's them maintain their grip on the reins of power. That's all they care about, and nothing more. You can't let these niggas out here deceive you. Their heads are on straight but they're tryna make you think theyre all googly eyed and zaza'd the fuck out. Don't forget it!
>>24031111You’re thinking of Mr Beast. Greg Mr Beast has a pure heart.
Iron mouse
>>24031118Pure silicon fetish boobs
i’m scared of Çmendur_v666
>>24031122Good
>>24031114>smorgaroni
Does anyone want to play outside later today we can play something like pirates or something
>>24031068are you sucking off greg
>>24031126>too cold chat
>>24031126>piratesThey are the worst
>>24031126ok that sounds like fun >>24031127no i attach a hose and a pump to his tummy button
>>24031128I hate you
>>24031131Shut up >>24031132Ok let's meet at park circle at 2pm
>fat
>>24031134i think i’m going to get unalived or possibly r worded but i will trust you
>FAT!
>fat.
>>24031138she’s very new england barfly coded i think chat
>>24031144>shadowfax
>>24031125noice noice
>>24031125>>24031128>>24031138>fat bottom>no tits >whore maxxing she is a pedobait, you know? you dont understand it yet but it is truth, she is pedobait
>>24030836Lol Klaus butthurt from everyone calling him uglier than Cole last thread
>>24031154she looks 32 years old
hello
>>24031154>whore maxing is pedo bait?>>24031156>lol u wish
>>24031160da gawage
Wet Ass Bussy
>>24031161she is milking attention as subtle pedobait, but still pedocoddedlike mizzy, pedos are attracted to her, without her huge jaw she could be even more obvious pedobait
put a piper on
>>24031165Looking like a 40 year old streetwalker and getting tattoos isn’t pedobait you 80 IQ white nigger
>>24031173milking money from pedos attracted to no tits and fat legs is pedobait
>>24031174Do grade schoolers have fat asses in Poland?
>>24031178i dont remember, i dont have their image in my mind
Fenugreek tea, blue spirulina, ginger root, chia seeds and kombucha
>>24031174>no tits and fat legsnigger you are THE shadi simpgood job self-reporting, PEDOPHILE. Now we know what you are. I always suspected it btwalso jet won and you niggers will no life S5 like bitches HAHHHAH
>>24031196>and you niggers will no life S5why would you publicly announce being gay like that?
>>24031178Why, you thinking of visiting?
Woke up too early award
>>24031228Me when Poland has sexy kids
I was awake 24 hours yesterday then got 2 hours of sleep and now I'm awake again
>>24031232
>>24031231Forgot pic like a fool
Jet asking the drugged out Sodaman looking for Sam if he’s fully insane
mr.blastard... sir....
>>24031132https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1771595104021695.mp4
*cough*
>>24031232bruh go back to sleep, us well rested chads dont need ur dark dreamer energy in the real world
>>24031071Omg yes! Based! So freaking based! I remember when Sam Hyde was at the based and redpilled He Will Not Divide Us event too! Only oldhead MDE fans like me and you get the reference
>>24031599Are you ok?
>>24031050The entities changing the weather are not above ground. They are deep deep below. Magnetic North has moved more in the last 30 years then it has in the last 400 total.There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophyDo you know anything about a white lodge anon?
>>24031597How do I get a gold star lesbo gf that just wants to use me as her beard to make other dykes want her more because they all have a fetish for stealing straight guys gfs?
>>24031196I swear to God I will barely watch s5 unless the host is actually someone good. No fucking chance if it's just the wiggers or someone like them
>>24031071>Is he based or cringe?
my dad works at sam hyde
>>24031689he’s a raped jew which makes him the least unique man alive
>>24031603No
>>24030859does clav have toe thumbs?
pause------snack------continuewhere on this spectrum /ftl/ lies at right now?
>>24031716Snack
>>24031719I think you’ve had enough
>>24031716Poop wipe continue
>>24031125shes hiding her cankles
You've probably noticed I've been gone for a few weeks. I've been in the mental ward. During that time i did a lot of self reflection and came to the realizon that I don't want my identity to be being the final taytriot anymore, so I am no longer going to be using tayleigh pictures, I will for now on be using pepes to identify myself
>>24031729
>>24031729>You've probably noticed I've been gone for a few weeks
>>24031729Did you ever find your lost spider?
As a fishtank historian, I've determined that the franchise inflection point was Jon being denied use of the fishtank site for American Dude Lodge. (this is the only ADL image I have saved)
>>24031729That’s fine I like frogs you should post Gunther too
>>24031729Thoughts on this lolhttps://files.catbox.moe/snutme.mp4
>>24031729ngl I thought you were still here
>>24031736What was the real reason Jon wasnt allowed to use the site? Did he just demand a higher cut of the profit and he raged when they said no?
>>24031723>I know>what a fatty fat fat
>>24031738wtf is wrong with people
>>24031729were you scared straight by the other taytriots in the mental ward?
>>24031721u right...
>>24031736was this during ADL?
>>24031740he would have been right to do so.fat greedy gluttonous goran stole 50%+ from powtanks profits despite doing JACK SHIT
>>24031743nothing wrong with love
>>24031736big shadia thinking she's looking cute in her 1999 britney spears hat while testing structural integrity of that pool table
>>24031747No, just them gooning around at van's place
>>24031231>>24031235>That was u when you found out Japan had sexy kids
>>24031743I guess Cryo is the last Taytriot here now
>>24031729>Did you stop killing cats?
>>24031754>Cryo and Drool (if she ever comes back)
>>24031748Yeah greed was the wiggers downfall. They made decisions for short term profit when they hadn't secured growth of a larger audience so instead their audience is dwindling.
>>24031757Drool was more interested in Angie during s4 and increasingly disgusted with tays appearance and drug use.
>>24031761trangie is more disgusting than poopleighpoopleigh is way more insufferable and annoying doe
>>24031766We know for a fact poopleigh doesn't wash hands
>>24031771i meant spiritualty, in their essence
>>24031755beautiful cankles. very womanly
>>24031738lmfao he sounds drunk as fuck. disappointed it's not joopy tho. L
>>24031777>disappointed it's not joopy thothishe had one job poopleigh is so old news by now even neckhole dropped her
>>24031716full snack mode
>>24031729I was in mental ward recently too LMAO.....
>>24031742>>24031755>>24031757need to smorg all over that smug stupid bitch face
>>24031781is that why you were gone?were you living there for a year or something?
>>24031832No I was only there 10 days. I mostly lurk now because I have nothing to say really
>>Betty, Betty? A guy named Austin/The_Prick is at the door. Let me open it for you.
>>24031834>because I have nothing to say reallyi think that's like 99% of the people here and 99% of the posts don't really say anything
/ftl/ niggas need to stop going insane
>>24031729>need to have an "identity" on a gay guy humiliation show generalYou are a collossal faggot along with every other namefag
>>24031844>AHHH IM SHITPOSTING ABOUT RETARDS FROM A SHITTY INTERNET REALITY SHOW IM GOING INSANE AHHHH
>ftl friendless blogposter>has to take grippy sock vacationswhat a total fucking loser. He might be worse than cryo in some regards
this is what it sounds like, when doves cry(o)https://vocaroo.com/19KLlm1tPbOU
At least cryo is fun to laugh at. Tayfag blogposting is just dreadful
Now that she's not here now can we all agree that the Jupiter poster is one of the fucking worst posters in these threads?
new bit idea: communicating only in tf2 quotes and also preceeding it with *[tf2 character] voice*.*engineer voice* heck yes!i dont have the wherewithal for it but anyone else is free to take this bit idea
madam if you could but spare the smallest kindness of a kiss seeing as i have taken my dearest to the aquarium and madam poppy’s concert
