Oops! All Coles edition>FTL NEWS:-- SEASON 5 STARTS MARCH 15TH https://x.com/fishtankislive/status/2023951871514149321-- Estanque returns on February 24th https://x.com/Estanquedotlive/status/2025096035152892138-- S5 location: Sandy Springs GA, duration: 30 days, S4 fish not returning, Sam not hosting>Links:https://www.fishtank.live/https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videoshttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_Wikihttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivePrevious: >>24038701
I just hope that Betty has a wonderful day
i just hope abi has a terrible day
bonnie mogs
>>24040970when's your next karaoke stream?https://gofile.io/d/zUCXDD
I would like to congratulate america for their great victory today at the OlympicsIt only took half a century, but you did itNow just win 6 more and were even
Yes I am angry
>>24040962>Estanque returns on February 24thWas it not March a few days ago? spictank can go fuck themselves allying with ab and the hate and death sardine tin niggers is tragic. this shit is nearly done anyway, they should have tried to break free at a minimum.
No I am not Jewish
>>24040984Dood you can't break free from america they're the center of the world and the world's sweetheart and abusive husband both in one neat package
i hate america
>>24040988But why
mogshot
>>24040992i was gonna do a joke about that but it was nontent
big scrip status
less than 21 days until season 5
>>24040978>listening to beautiful songbird Cleh sing man or muppet for the 90th time
>>24040998his girlfriend doxxed herself on the show and nobody caredprobably still homeless tho
America is cool you can shoot guns in your backyard (depending on where you live)
>>24041008america is terrible and the second amendment is one of many reasons
>>24041009>Cries about freedomMen like this are the reason why there is a debate as to whether women can have penises or not
>>24041009I bet if I set up some targets you would have fun. We can print out pictures of Abi on them or whatever.
>>24040999>>24041002Hopefully we can kill it within a week
>>24041012i have the freedom to post my dick again but that doesn't mean i shouldfuck your freedom kill all politicians
accidentally set my heater to Celsius but then remembered i am a /bant/ slut and i can Handle it
>>24040992>>24040997Idgi
>>24040978>>24040987When are we going to stop giving this beat overrated whore attention
>>24041019good girl
>>24040988>>24041009rare based claire
>>24041021That's what /ftl/ is for I think (giving mid hoes attention)
>>24041023
>>24041024It's about love and strife and simping for mid hoes, some good old banter and a creative exchange of culture defining ideasAll thanks to jet neptoon
>>24041021the michael wave starts tomorrow
>>24040982>great victoryWe only got second place THOUGH
>>24041021hi mints
I miss chloe
>>24041019GOOPS 4 JOOPS
>>24041012You are canadian wtf are you talking about and most americans use the second amendment to shoot eachother instead or "rebelling against tyranny"
klaus still around after his dick leak
You ever just feel like that chat?
>>24041036Spunch Bob Smeared-pants
>>24041037What the fuck does my geographic location have to do with anything you goddamn beaner
>>24041030Im a wigger agent for having common sense and not simping for whores.
>>24041035me too few are brave enough to say this
>>24041042Then why are you talking muh freedom as if isn't the most retarded american catchphrase
>>24041035it was a good bit
>>24041047See this is what happens when you are a slave for a good 5, 6 generations. You just can't comprehend the sovereign man who lives to his own.I'm sorry 4 what they did 2 u and ur ancestors bro
mexicanon are you okay i’m sorry for teasing you about wiping your dick i hope you stay safe
Imagine if it was illegal to defend yourself kek
>>24041058it literally is
>>24040964Same, Bettybuggie.
>>24041053he’s a good man he’s just a pariah in mexican society because of his chronic stink and autism i think
I hurt everyone I love
>>24041065people with stink and autism deserve to be safe from ruthless cartel marauders
heh
>>24041051I can do what I want and the chances of being shoot for it are way way lower than is shitmerica
>>24040966Is anyone surprised by this? He was kissing his son on the lips well into his teens
>>24041075>I can do what I wantYet (you) still choose to seethe online all day like every other third world retard
>>24041077its a meme
we should do a segment on /ftl/ where we tell jokes
>>24041063What did she mean by this 5 second stream?
>>24041081Im not seething
>>24041069>say it one more time. say it again>okay you're a niggerhttps://communities.win/p/19BZbbU5k1
>>24041063Hell yeah!
Samurai Jack and samurai Jill went up the hill to grab a new katana. Samurai Jack went down and looked around and read some hiragana. Samurai Jill just stayed up there hoping someone would one day tell this tale... well here it is samurai Jill, you can finally rest easy old girl, we miss you.
>>24041088Best I can do is Bill Ottman jokes
Figger it out Uber persons
https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/1ASFqvVplhCompressed mirrors: | catbox: https://files.catbox.moe/bzrshr.mp4 | RIP pomf | qu.ax: https://qu.ax/x/bKhqN.mp4 | videy: https://cdn.videy.co/fImukBE31.mp4 [Original: 19.7 MB Compressed: 13.8 MB (−29.7%)]
Jet Neptune will fail
>>24041013Goofy aaahhh unc rizz
>>24041141ellie body double
>>24041141follow the yellow rabbit
>less than 30 days before s5>thread's dead as shitexpectations status?
Oh Claire the wigger cumsleeve is in this thread?
>>24041149Its advantageous
>>24041009the second amendment is the best thing that happened to planet earth
The House of Neptoon will never know an end it's built into the bones of da erf
>>24041149People are angry about Sam opting out.
>Eleanor you just took the Elimination Plan Byou cant hate the guy
>>24041074viva el america, putos
>>24041149Nothing that happens in the sphere of neptoonfluence is a surprise and nothing happens by mistake.You just aren't ascended so you can't see the road ahead. I'm flying up here being saying it's all clearYou're down there saying look out for that mountain jet!But u don't gotta worry about mountains wen u r ascended
>>24041149to the moon!!!
>>24041149>expectationsbitchtank should be the baseline (given that is the closest we've seen them run a show by themselves) if you are being charitable not sure how many people have charity at this point if I were the kind to bet i'd imagine ftl is more interested in the pond at this point
>>24041149so high that i’m scared
>>24041149
>>24041141>daddy
>>24041143I was watching a video of this unreleased game for the n64 earlier it looks cool I definitely would have rented it from blockbuster if they had finished ithttps://youtu.be/TSk0ZoVALHA
>>24041176What does Jet have against Himothy
>>24041141Did she drop out high school?
>>24041167This is the attitude we all need to have
>>24041154we are eternal, our bloodline forever wrapped upon itself
>>24041149having a date makes me not want to post more
Guns are so fucking gay. Shooting them looks like you're jacking another guy off. That's why is only cool when girls shoot them. Only women should own and shoot guns.
reminder that AI will destroy all white collar work
>>24041192guns are for killing bad people, as per the constitution, and that's not gay
>>24041179He is not HIM
>>24041195Hope you’ve been buying up land hermano. Otherwise… better luck next life I suppose B.
without guns the student population would be out of control, the schools are already so crowded
>>24041192it's the girls turn to protect us i think
>>24041192Guns are only cool to people who don't know how to use their words
>>24041195>white collar workincluding starting wars for regime change in favor of capital?
Should I be selling blood chat? How can I blood max?
Hello. It is Christmas time and I've been sitting here by my TV. I've been watching it very much lately because I'm on a holiday and I've been seeing all those programs, about all sorts of things. About Icelandics being very happy about Christmas, very gay, and also very serious and spiritual, and also seeing Icelandic comic people making jokes, which they are very good, that. But now I'm curious. I've, I've, I've switched the TV off and now I want to see how it operates. How it, how it can, can, make, put me into all those weird situations. So...It's about time! See. so you can see the circuit boards. This is what it looks like. Look at this.This looks like a city. Like a little model of a city.And all the houses which are here.And streets.And this is maybe an elevator to go up, up there.And here are all the wires.These wires they really take care, take care of all the electrons when they come through here. They, they, they take care of, they are powerful enough to get all the way through her I read that in a Danish book this morning.And this beautiful television has put me, like I said before, in all sorts of situations.I remember being very scared to it because an Icelandic poet told me that not like in Cinemas, where,uh, the thing, that, that,throws the picture from it, sends lights on the screen.But, but this is different.This is millions and millions of little screens who, who send light on you. Some sort of electrical light. I'm not really sure.But because there's so many frames when you're watching TV, your, your head is very busy all the time to, to calculate and put it all together into one picture.And, and then because you're so busy doing that, you don't watch very carefully what, what the program you are watching is really about. So you become hypnotized, so all that's on TV, it just goes directly into your brain and you stop judging if it's right or not. So you just swallow and swallow.
>>24041200LEL
Based bjork poster
This is what an Icelandic poet told me once. And I became so scared to television that I always got headaches when I watched it.But then later on when I got my Danish book on television I stopped being afraid because I, I read the truth.And that's the scientifical truth which is much better. You shouldn't let poets lie to you
>>24041208don't do it. selling blood is the lowest of the low goy activities there is
>>24041215shadowfax
>>24041216The news says it’s okay now though. Middle class Americans like me are doing it now. I bet Cryo knows the best ways to generate more blood
>>24041151>Always has beenhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1771755069947777.webm
Mizzy is on the front page of Kick dot com
>>24041192We need to be mastering the blade
>>24041223Nice how much does that cost anyways mizmiz
>>24041219>the news says
>>24041226You make a compelling argument
Confirmed REALhttps://old.reddit.com/r/LetsVerify/comments/1r9qggk/verification/
What about bombs though. Good old fashioned hand tossed bombs.
>>24041222That was probably jet or Ben who sent that
>>24041232abi is a good woman
>>24041228I have red gold flowing through my veins and it’s just going to waste “keeping me alive”. Pfft!
>>24041232lipstick (bad wig) on a pig (lazy whore)
>>24041232Now would be a good time to start dropping abi lore under unemployeds reddit posts
>>24041238Yes you do. And it's worth much much more. you'd be giving it away for pennies
too insecure to post anything without using ai to change it lmao
