Oops! All Coles edition>FTL NEWS:-- SEASON 5 STARTS MARCH 15TH https://x.com/fishtankislive/status/2023951871514149321-- Estanque returns on February 24th https://x.com/Estanquedotlive/status/2025096035152892138-- S5 location: Sandy Springs GA, duration: 30 days, S4 fish not returning, Sam not hosting>Links:https://www.fishtank.live/https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videoshttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_Wikihttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivePrevious: >>24038701
I just hope that Betty has a wonderful day
i just hope abi has a terrible day
bonnie mogs
>>24040970when's your next karaoke stream?https://gofile.io/d/zUCXDD
I would like to congratulate america for their great victory today at the OlympicsIt only took half a century, but you did itNow just win 6 more and were even
Yes I am angry
>>24040962>Estanque returns on February 24thWas it not March a few days ago? spictank can go fuck themselves allying with ab and the hate and death sardine tin niggers is tragic. this shit is nearly done anyway, they should have tried to break free at a minimum.
No I am not Jewish
>>24040984Dood you can't break free from america they're the center of the world and the world's sweetheart and abusive husband both in one neat package
i hate america
>>24040988But why
mogshot
>>24040992i was gonna do a joke about that but it was nontent
big scrip status
less than 21 days until season 5
>>24040978>listening to beautiful songbird Cleh sing man or muppet for the 90th time
>>24040998his girlfriend doxxed herself on the show and nobody caredprobably still homeless tho
America is cool you can shoot guns in your backyard (depending on where you live)
>>24041008america is terrible and the second amendment is one of many reasons
>>24041009>Cries about freedomMen like this are the reason why there is a debate as to whether women can have penises or not
>>24041009I bet if I set up some targets you would have fun. We can print out pictures of Abi on them or whatever.
>>24040999>>24041002Hopefully we can kill it within a week
>>24041012i have the freedom to post my dick again but that doesn't mean i shouldfuck your freedom kill all politicians
accidentally set my heater to Celsius but then remembered i am a /bant/ slut and i can Handle it
>>24040992>>24040997Idgi
>>24040978>>24040987When are we going to stop giving this beat overrated whore attention
>>24041019good girl
>>24040988>>24041009rare based claire
>>24041021That's what /ftl/ is for I think (giving mid hoes attention)
>>24041023
>>24041024It's about love and strife and simping for mid hoes, some good old banter and a creative exchange of culture defining ideasAll thanks to jet neptoon
>>24041021the michael wave starts tomorrow
>>24040982>great victoryWe only got second place THOUGH
>>24041021hi mints
I miss chloe
>>24041019GOOPS 4 JOOPS
>>24041012You are canadian wtf are you talking about and most americans use the second amendment to shoot eachother instead or "rebelling against tyranny"
klaus still around after his dick leak
You ever just feel like that chat?
>>24041036Spunch Bob Smeared-pants
>>24041037What the fuck does my geographic location have to do with anything you goddamn beaner
>>24041030Im a wigger agent for having common sense and not simping for whores.
>>24041035me too few are brave enough to say this
>>24041042Then why are you talking muh freedom as if isn't the most retarded american catchphrase
>>24041035it was a good bit
>>24041047See this is what happens when you are a slave for a good 5, 6 generations. You just can't comprehend the sovereign man who lives to his own.I'm sorry 4 what they did 2 u and ur ancestors bro
mexicanon are you okay i’m sorry for teasing you about wiping your dick i hope you stay safe
Imagine if it was illegal to defend yourself kek
>>24041058it literally is
>>24040964Same, Bettybuggie.
>>24041053he’s a good man he’s just a pariah in mexican society because of his chronic stink and autism i think
I hurt everyone I love
>>24041065people with stink and autism deserve to be safe from ruthless cartel marauders
heh
>>24041051I can do what I want and the chances of being shoot for it are way way lower than is shitmerica
>>24040966Is anyone surprised by this? He was kissing his son on the lips well into his teens
>>24041075>I can do what I wantYet (you) still choose to seethe online all day like every other third world retard
>>24041077its a meme
we should do a segment on /ftl/ where we tell jokes
>>24041063What did she mean by this 5 second stream?
>>24041081Im not seething
>>24041069>say it one more time. say it again>okay you're a niggerhttps://communities.win/p/19BZbbU5k1
>>24041063Hell yeah!
Samurai Jack and samurai Jill went up the hill to grab a new katana. Samurai Jack went down and looked around and read some hiragana. Samurai Jill just stayed up there hoping someone would one day tell this tale... well here it is samurai Jill, you can finally rest easy old girl, we miss you.
>>24041088Best I can do is Bill Ottman jokes
Figger it out Uber persons
https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/1ASFqvVplhCompressed mirrors: | catbox: https://files.catbox.moe/bzrshr.mp4 | RIP pomf | qu.ax: https://qu.ax/x/bKhqN.mp4 | videy: https://cdn.videy.co/fImukBE31.mp4 [Original: 19.7 MB Compressed: 13.8 MB (−29.7%)]
Jet Neptune will fail
>>24041013Goofy aaahhh unc rizz
>>24041141ellie body double
>>24041141follow the yellow rabbit
>less than 30 days before s5>thread's dead as shitexpectations status?
Oh Claire the wigger cumsleeve is in this thread?
>>24041149Its advantageous
>>24041009the second amendment is the best thing that happened to planet earth
The House of Neptoon will never know an end it's built into the bones of da erf
>>24041149People are angry about Sam opting out.
>Eleanor you just took the Elimination Plan Byou cant hate the guy
>>24041074viva el america, putos
>>24041149Nothing that happens in the sphere of neptoonfluence is a surprise and nothing happens by mistake.You just aren't ascended so you can't see the road ahead. I'm flying up here being saying it's all clearYou're down there saying look out for that mountain jet!But u don't gotta worry about mountains wen u r ascended
>>24041149to the moon!!!
>>24041149>expectationsbitchtank should be the baseline (given that is the closest we've seen them run a show by themselves) if you are being charitable not sure how many people have charity at this point if I were the kind to bet i'd imagine ftl is more interested in the pond at this point
>>24041149so high that i’m scared
>>24041149
>>24041141>daddy
>>24041143I was watching a video of this unreleased game for the n64 earlier it looks cool I definitely would have rented it from blockbuster if they had finished ithttps://youtu.be/TSk0ZoVALHA
>>24041176What does Jet have against Himothy
>>24041141Did she drop out high school?
>>24041167This is the attitude we all need to have
>>24041154we are eternal, our bloodline forever wrapped upon itself
>>24041149having a date makes me not want to post more
Guns are so fucking gay. Shooting them looks like you're jacking another guy off. That's why is only cool when girls shoot them. Only women should own and shoot guns.
reminder that AI will destroy all white collar work
>>24041192guns are for killing bad people, as per the constitution, and that's not gay
>>24041179He is not HIM
>>24041195Hope you’ve been buying up land hermano. Otherwise… better luck next life I suppose B.
without guns the student population would be out of control, the schools are already so crowded
>>24041192it's the girls turn to protect us i think
>>24041192Guns are only cool to people who don't know how to use their words
>>24041195>white collar workincluding starting wars for regime change in favor of capital?
Should I be selling blood chat? How can I blood max?
Hello. It is Christmas time and I've been sitting here by my TV. I've been watching it very much lately because I'm on a holiday and I've been seeing all those programs, about all sorts of things. About Icelandics being very happy about Christmas, very gay, and also very serious and spiritual, and also seeing Icelandic comic people making jokes, which they are very good, that. But now I'm curious. I've, I've, I've switched the TV off and now I want to see how it operates. How it, how it can, can, make, put me into all those weird situations. So...It's about time! See. so you can see the circuit boards. This is what it looks like. Look at this.This looks like a city. Like a little model of a city.And all the houses which are here.And streets.And this is maybe an elevator to go up, up there.And here are all the wires.These wires they really take care, take care of all the electrons when they come through here. They, they, they take care of, they are powerful enough to get all the way through her I read that in a Danish book this morning.And this beautiful television has put me, like I said before, in all sorts of situations.I remember being very scared to it because an Icelandic poet told me that not like in Cinemas, where,uh, the thing, that, that,throws the picture from it, sends lights on the screen.But, but this is different.This is millions and millions of little screens who, who send light on you. Some sort of electrical light. I'm not really sure.But because there's so many frames when you're watching TV, your, your head is very busy all the time to, to calculate and put it all together into one picture.And, and then because you're so busy doing that, you don't watch very carefully what, what the program you are watching is really about. So you become hypnotized, so all that's on TV, it just goes directly into your brain and you stop judging if it's right or not. So you just swallow and swallow.
>>24041200LEL
Based bjork poster
This is what an Icelandic poet told me once. And I became so scared to television that I always got headaches when I watched it.But then later on when I got my Danish book on television I stopped being afraid because I, I read the truth.And that's the scientifical truth which is much better. You shouldn't let poets lie to you
>>24041208don't do it. selling blood is the lowest of the low goy activities there is
>>24041215shadowfax
>>24041216The news says it’s okay now though. Middle class Americans like me are doing it now. I bet Cryo knows the best ways to generate more blood
>>24041151>Always has beenhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1771755069947777.webm
Mizzy is on the front page of Kick dot com
>>24041192We need to be mastering the blade
>>24041223Nice how much does that cost anyways mizmiz
>>24041219>the news says
>>24041226You make a compelling argument
Confirmed REALhttps://old.reddit.com/r/LetsVerify/comments/1r9qggk/verification/
What about bombs though. Good old fashioned hand tossed bombs.
>>24041222That was probably jet or Ben who sent that
>>24041232abi is a good woman
>>24041228I have red gold flowing through my veins and it’s just going to waste “keeping me alive”. Pfft!
>>24041232lipstick (bad wig) on a pig (lazy whore)
>>24041232Now would be a good time to start dropping abi lore under unemployeds reddit posts
>>24041238Yes you do. And it's worth much much more. you'd be giving it away for pennies
too insecure to post anything without using ai to change it lmao
>>24041241I can’t help, I’m banned from even viewing reddit.
>>24041244it's a stylistic choice
@abi
>>24041244and she doesn't even use realistic AI, like this
>>24041244At least she’s being faithful to her bf
>>24041243Plasma market arbitrage, now you’re talking my language!
I genuinely do not understand what these 25+ old women are doing whoring around on the internet instead of trying to get their lives in orderThe clock is ticking & the eggs won't stay fresh foreverLess than a decade left until your fertility drops like a rock (not to mention looks as well)Get to it!
>>24041252she lives with her friend from the bakery. she got dumped
>>24041244ur too insecure to post pics at all so glass houses and all that
>>24041192
>>24041258why would i post pictures of myself for you all to repost herestupid dumbass whoreGET A JOB
>>24041257The bakery?
>>24041262the bakery she worked at before season 2
>>24041263I can’t picture Abi being employed. It doesn’t make sense in my mind. Like seeing a dog driving a car or something.
>>24041260>why would i post pictures of myself for you all to repost hereYou love it stop the cap, you’re just insecure and walled now
https://youtu.be/16EL-ZexH5A?si=oXhswJ3xofIqt6Xhguns are very cool
>>24041267>wallpostingopinion disregarded, these bitches are too old to be whoring on reddit of all placesim on a deadline
>>24041262That's what the strip club she works at is called yes.
America We love you
>>24041271It’s all for attention, you’re no different just because you don’t ai a bikini on.
I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day
big fat boss baby liar
>>24041149>thread's dead as shitThiel killed anonymous posting a few days ago. /ftl/ was already dead, and anyone who cares about their privacy either bailed or started posting less.
Claire should do another karaoke stream. Many are saying this chat.
>>24041275you're right, i should start posting unedited selfies on reddit for attention instead of fishing hereoh wait, she does it for money and i would have to be legally retarded to do that lol
Look everyone just calm down and let's all peanut butter our anuses and report back our findings in an hour's time
anyways i just ate a whole chicken#wassup
Guys Claire doesn’t post pics of herself because she’s worried about one of the 12 people here posting it NOT because she’s fat and ugly now
>fatpostingnina isn't even skinny anymore y'all we don't have ground to stand on
>>24041284How’d you prep it? Have you ever considered selling plasma? I hear it’s all the rage.
>>24041279So weird I randomly had the idea to try and use a proxy for the first time yesterday and got this error message
>>24041284Lubecoochian
>>24041288why would i sell plasma when i am employed
Jet's iCloud just got hacked
>>24041295oh fuck...
>>24041292The news says people are selling it now. Even the employed apparently. We need to be coming up with ways to bloodmax chat
>>24041287Nice deflection fatty
>>24041298ya broke ppl like abi
>>24041299i weigh the same as i did 2 years agonice projection fatty
fat people in the city
>>24041300Well, regardless, how’d you prep that chicken Claire? Rotisserie? Deep fried? A la plancha?
>>24041274Fuck you Faggot
>>24041305samgyetang
>>24041301Better than anyone you’ve been with that’s for sure
Wheres that smell coming from?
>>24041308
>>24041208The one person I know who sold plasma for years is now crippled because of it, and he's a huge retard and you don't want to be retarded like him
>>24041310We all know anon
>>24041307Interdasting… would you recommend it for a middle class man considering selling his plasma for big $$?
>>24041318it's chicken soup for the soul1000/10
>>24041313lol how much plasma did he sell chat? It must have been a lot to cripple him
Of course the ywere doing it doggy style
>>24041310it’s from poop mouth’s yapping
>>24041324She did ass to vag, DISGUSTING!
it's the lords day
>>24041323It was his primary source of income for years and now he can't close his hands or hold anything, so he's like Aryeh levels of retarded but without the novelty of having an autistic fixation
>>24041330dyspraxia moment
Things have because there hasn't been enough Scottyrocking... just a sign of the times I guess.
>>24041329Expelling whores honors god
Season 5 will was another one to again.
>>24041337omg
r/ftl does not endorse lookism, sexism or being mean for no good reason. We value people for their souls and every soul is precious. Please refrain from being shallow. Last warning
Scott and Sam are have the fishtank been LOL
>>24041340truuuu
>>24041339tsmt
Jeopardy stream with fishes former Family Feud nudes Scottyrocker challenge... Now it's "mints update"
wn2b poisoning the well
>soda guy turkey man gay boxingAngie sister was planned as going to written by AB but Jobe and Greg have a wonderful day!
>>24041339Conflict is good and roots out the undesirables
We need to be cheering on CryoKeen and wishing him well.
Jimmy hosting James bonus war room still christian rapper better than wiggers rap.
buy a gun
stupid bitches can't hurt me
Where's that wonderful smell coming from?
>>24041363i just took a poop
fat claire? um yes please!
>>24041363joopy's pussy. i just creampied her after some ass to mouth action
>>24041365She can be yours for the cost of 1 Spirit air plane ticket!!
>>24041348>>24041352>>24041356so true
Whomst would you say was the real winner of bitchtank?
>>24041232That pink hair looks awful
>>24041370shadi
>>24041368hi jacob
>>24041370Unrelated but I hate that goofy ahh mitre cut they did with the crown molding. Getting the angle right isnt THAT hard chat.
>>24041370
>>24041370Rata left with her dignity and pussy untouched
>>24041370jet
>>24041370us because we got to watch and experience it together :)
>>24041371atrocious wigguess the lazy 26 year old whore couldnt be bothered to dye her hair pink again
>>24041377she went back to work on bloodgames 2 and probably fucked jet or at the very least sodaman
>>24041373Shadi does get a lot of ass post bitchtank. That is a win in and of itself.
>>24041374You should really stop posting here drunk the self snitching is out of control
>>24041318wtf how did you get this pic of me
>>24041385shut up vgr
>>24041389Keep burying yourself
>>24041377>he doesn't know
Who is this nigga convincing Burt to break into the season 5 house?
>>24041232Is it supposed to be real?Why does it look so fake?
>>24041391with what dirt homie everyone knows everything
>>24041393counter espionage
>>24041391I enjoy having Claire here now. Maybe she’ll give us a karaoke stream and if not she keeps the threads moving along just as Benji and the Klausser used to.
>>24041399loser
>>24041403):<I’m gonna sell so much blood and get super rich just to spite you Claire!
Can we be normal and nice to each other for at least one thread chat
>>24041396You literally have sex for money and are talking down to Abi about ai partly clothed pics on reddit.
>>24041384Does she live at a hotel now
>>24041411Shes importing twinks across county lines
Is this true? Do all fishgirls sell ass chat?
>>24041411Imagine the smell.
>>24041411I think it’s because neither of them owns their own home chat. You can’t take someone back home to bang when you share your room with other people.
>>24041382Projection
>>24041382OK Claire
the silent majority loves claire
>>24041382I believe this but only because that one night on bitchtank rat got drunk and was begging for wigger cock (literally)
>>24041530Almost everyone used to like Claire until it came out that she’s a useless whore that’s also jealous of the other useless whores even though she’s a bigger whore than them
>>24041417Oh okay yea that makes sense chatI used to just wait for my parents to go to bed or SMASH in the car when I was younger
“vinny” “ramos” “comedy”
>>24041530She’s so tsundere chat, but I do like her singing voice when it isn’t buried in the mix.
>>24041535Claire has entered lolcow status but I don't think it's true she's a bigger whore than Abi or Nina, seems to be the only one with any sense of shame
>>24041541erm projection
>>24041530>the silent majority loves used up whoresThat’s the problem
>>24041535This, its the hypocrisy
i told you not to worry about it but you kept interfering and now you will have to pay
yo jet you should do david dobrik style vlogs
yo jet you should cum in my tight(ish) pussy again sometime A$AP
Woman don't really have any shame these days i don't think
>>24041546fishtank characters as 2018 vlog squad members
>>24041408This slut is cute
Wait, did VGR fly Claire out thru Spirit?That's so embarrassing lmao
>>24041558VGR is an embarrassing fella
>>24041558Claire having sex for a last row middle seat
i got a 3 day ban for /ck/ for postIng bible verses in a thread about lenten dietayr restrictions. mods really are trannies that hate God
>>24041565Should have just asked where that smell was coming from
>>24041566sorry
Time to post dumb whores
>>24041409abi has sex for money i've never done that
>>24041558He let his aunt drive them to the aquarium, he's cheap af
>>24041557ya
>>24041571Just to win fake reality tv competitions
claire didnt have sex with vgr, he posted he regretted not raping herabi had sex with kefka and unemployed and sloth and also jet and nina
Is spirit cheap or something I usually just do American Airlines
>>24041571JetJacobVGRAm I missing any?
>>24041575that wasn't sex and it didn't happen before the show endedyou're thinking of haley
>>24041579didnt fuck jacob and he was mad about itdidnt fuck vgr and he was mad about it
>>24041582so Jacob tried to SMASH with you like he tried with Kato?
Claire is always messaging fans there’s probably been multiple VGR situations that we don’t know about. Abi mirror.
>>24041583nah jacobs an alright fella and too smart to try me
I believe that Claire didn't fuck VGR. I was also born with sensitive young man syndrome and flew out to see a chick that I was e-dating for over a year and was too nervous to fuck her.
>>24041581Nope I’m thinking of Claire
>>24041585abicord had 30 simpsmauros army consists of oddbod and benleaksfigure it out nigga
HAD btwhi juan
