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First for Vibri's delicious flat chest.
mangaka can get away with shitting on a underage pupil for three years if they pay a bit of money. editors will protect them. does this count as an /a/ happening? there are threads in its catalog about it
>>24062278there's no time, hurry up
>>24062281the mangaka is not really known, and there's only two threads about it >>>/a/286377253 >>>/a/286384777I would say no.
>>24062281>>24062305didn't expect it to be the guy literally shitting on them
What's happening forum
QA id let's go
>>24062423>>24062426RUssian spy reeeee
>clear cookies>get the newest captcha batchJesus CHRIST how horrifyingHow the fuck is the one with the arrows and lines supposed to work? I actually timed out on my first one because I took too long trying to figure it out
>>24062456>How the fuck is the one with the arrows and lines supposed to work?you just search for one that has the same pattern as prompt (crossed arrows, arrows with "branch(es)", etc)they can rotate so look for the patternThey should really make captchas easier with spur just nuking proxies...
>>24062260pony and pokémon in the OP
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/733928742/#733931187He didn't even put his dick inside. That thread didn't deserve that amount of replies.
>>24062516>He didn't even put his dick insidegracias por educarnos, maestro
>>24062516He didn't even put his dick inside.
the legend of the cornfapper continues>>>/v/733972857>>>/v/733973527
>>>/v/733974967LARP or an actual harmony baby?
>>24063194there's actual moms posting on 4chan
>>24063199let's ignore female boards /co/, alright? /v/ is for /v/irgins
very important videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E4tPPlOwlc>>24063206cm has that crown co is neckbeard central
>>>/lit/25112421Dan Simmons fucking died and nobody here noticed.
>>24063373>co is neckbeard centraltoo many posters that have female way of thinkingcall me /r9k/ but my guts find /co/ rather female
>>24063373it's weird that one of the few mods who was actually friends with moot irl is still around as one of the most infamous mods on the site
>>24063435we have a high fujoshi pop but we are nowhere near the level of /cm/, golden age /cgl/ or peak culture pals era /int/Shit, i don't think we have more women than /r9k/'s biofem general
>>24063445idk, whenever topic goes /pol/itical stuff instantly becomes neolib, which is rather unusual for imageboardsremember one time anon saying that (s)he's a centrist and listing the most left-lib list of points imaginable (Happened in F&C S1 threads iirc)
And we don't even have a fraction of the sex /mlp/ has.God my homeboard is pathetic
>>24063469>And we don't even have a fraction of the sex /mlp/ has.don't count plushies nor /zoo/ as legitimate secks
>>24063457ongoing hit series and their generals are off-siter colonies. remember that co is basically the only place where you can crack a joke about comics or cartoons without ending up shame walked, humiliations ritualed and public banned in an INGSOC style bulletin.It's really a cyclical thing unique to co, going all the way back to the early 10s. /sug/ was the same thing.
>>24063053Deep fucking 4chan lore. I probably would have been okay not knowing about this guy. Is he part of the menagerie with the guy who faps to tiles and the one with an erotic fixation on the state of Ohio?
>>24063546>the one with an erotic fixation on the state of Ohiowhat
>>24063432I have no idea who this guy is, but /lit/ appears to actually be dead. Sticky up for more than 10 hours, and there are only 45 posts.
>>24063554Don't do drugs, kids.
/hap/: >>>/pol/529366480
>>24063445I'm a woman and any woman who would want a biofem general is actually fucking nuts. I would not trust a single one.
>>24064047>>>/pol/529366211
>>24064056That's so Israel. Watch them hit more civillian targets than Iran does again.
>>24063606that's some demon shit which happens to involve drugs
>>24064047>>24064056this already happened 2 years ago
>>24063557feels like i woke up 5 years ago & everything was gone
>>24064056looks like the war's finally started
>>24064073this already happened 2 years ago, random """preemptive strike""" in tehran
why don't you retard try withholding judgment for 48 hours instead of praying/chanting for blood
>>24064074>he thinks they won't do a counterattack that also targets American shit in the area that causes America to join Israel
>>24062305>japan>south brazil>germanyIs dookie the whitest fetish in existence?
>>24064081also enough of America supports a war against Iran for them to likely join even if Iran doesn't hit American shit
>>24064081>>24064083am i in hell right now?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBTsFZGzoho
looks like it's been confirmed that the US already DID join Israel on it
>>24064093https://www.cnn.com/world/live-news/israel-iran-attack-02-28-26-hnk-intl
>>24064047Those pussies waited until the stock markets closed for the week to do it lol
>>24062305>the mangaka is not really knownapparently ONE took a stance about this
>>24064093It took the US 9 minutes to even scramble air. Some fuck in the IDF really just fell on the "Bomb Tehran" button and the DOD is now shitting themselves and trying to pick up the pace.
>>24064097eheh
Well well well https://litter.catbox.moe/tmy7s04tu1ohq336.mp4
Israel's saying the commander of the Iranian military is dead, also Trump posted a video but nobody can watch it since his site crashed lmao
>>24064150clearly scripted in advance from how rehearsed it sounds
>>24064153Video >>24064150
>>24064153i heard 3 or 4 minutes of it>>24064150this is cool that we can all come together for something like this & get anxious together, it's like the charlie kirk assassination where i talked to my friend for the first time in 3 years
What did I miss /hap/? Haven't been here since a year.
>>24064165hell of a time to come back
>>24064165welcome
>>24064165War were declared
>>24064173not really>>24064165i don't know how to answer your question but you're probably better off leaving until a few days from now, it's just gonna be arguing about """news""" slop
>>24064179watch his speech, it's very clear that this is a real war instead of just some bullshit like last time where a couple of buildings get bombed and then they fuck off again
>>24064179Yes really
>>24064181i heard 4 minutes like i said>>24064184only congress can declare wari understand it's more serious than the previous time
>>24064047https://youtu.be/MJK4Uprs6hQ
>>24064188loona my beloved
>>24064185I bet you that Iran thinks they're at war right now.
you retards are literally praying/chanting for global deaththis is just a shitty desert regime change, iran was already weakened & US/IS are counting on the people rising up so troops don't even need to be deployed on the ground
>>24064169>>24064173I know, talk about timing.>>24064172Thanks.>>24064179I'm mostly a lurker since its original /qa/ creation. I'm good.
>>24062352Clean it up, onee san.
>>24064193idk what that's supposed to mean other than spookynothing usually happenssmartphones are the opiate of the massesworld war isn't feasible in the same sense anymore>>24064199ah yei didn't witness qa, i've been here a little over 2 years i think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7n7l8L3Bx0
Still waiting for /qa/ dog to tell me what I should think about the situation in the middle east.
>>24064188Also, if this shit doesn't fix itself soon, meat is back on the menuPOV: The last thing you see by the cannibal raider who broke into your safehouse.
>>24064213My recommendation? Cover yourself in BBQ sauce and walk into the woods. Please also have spices tied to your body as well.
>>24064222This is no time for gay foodie roleplay
>>24064216>Also, if this shit doesn't fix itself soon, meat is back on the menumy bet is it'll fix itself when iran regime change is complete, with or without boots on the ground but relatively quicklythere may be "meat on the menu" in the future but this ain't it
iran tried to retaliate but the missiles already got shot down lmao
>>>/v/733936593
>>24064250tsmt
>>24064225Ah, very well then, a non meme answer then. I'd stay out of big cities for a bit unless this is a total decapitation strike, and even if it is, I'd still be wary. Expect a lot of angry theocratic believers of peace who are particularly pissed off. My best assumption at the current time is a good ol regime change, nothing full on "Ah, so East and West are having fun" times. Assuming Pakistan and Turkey can keep it in their pants of course. Hopefully the Sauds have reigned in their retarded cousins. >>24064229I believe this is the most likely scenario, after all, the great East vs West ain't scheduled until like, early 30's. However, this becomes negligible if the nuclear armament isn't tied the fuck down. Seriously, number one priority right now (minus observing cell groups in foreign nations) is getting out the geiger counter and seeing what causes spikes, because the briefcase scenario is very much on the table here with these angry retards. Then again, I think our boys in green have been monitoring this possibility for a few weeks now, so hopefully, we can just snip snip a few heads, and get onto the next part of the circus show.
>>24064257Thanks I feel informed and smarter now
erm
>>24064257i don't believe in suitcase nukesit was a rumor during/after the cold war, i think, but i doubt they could be developed/produced now without it being found out some way or anotheri'd be surprised if iran hasn't been/won't be disarmed at this point, unless there's some sort of conspiracy/script & a nuke retaliation is scheduled to spook people, but that's schizo shit
i like your loonas
>>24064283now that i think about it, the "suitcase nukes scare" if you will (and i will) was probably also an excuse to get more TSA fingers up your ass at airports, or similar nanny state hellscape shit
