Here’s a picture of the young soldier who simultaneously sank all 11 Iranian warships. He is only 17(joined the air force with parent’s permission) and will be the youngest 5 Star General
>>24077768I have never seen such a young man
>>24077768He's just a fucking child! How could they?!
>>24077768Why is this little freak being spammed? This is just as bad as Nikki sixx log posting. Forced meme and all that.
>>24077768>simultaneously sank all 11 Iranian warshipsLoad of bullshit
Why do you have a picture of a minor on your pc?
>>24077771It triggers extreme anxiety for Millennials with Peter Pan syndrome so it's fun
>>24077772It's true, CENTCOM verified it.It was a joint operation, this 17 year old girl distracted the crew while the kid planted all the explosives. It was a masterclass, straight out of a James Bond movie.
>>24077768what a feat! and he's so young as well!
>>24077768According to reports, he sunk those ships by blinding the captains with his youthful radiance
>>24077768so accomplished. I hope my kid is this resourceful and intelligent at 17.
>>24077768Damn Leon Kennedy lookin rough.
>>24077768Does this minor post here? You have to be 18.
>>24077769Why did I find that low effort post absolutely hillarious
>>24077768The Ghost of Hormuz
>>24077777Just as youthful as you are.
>>24077768You laugh but every single white college freshman looks like this.
>>24077768I'm really hoping this young man doesn't get drafted to fight in WWII
>>24077774Give me a quick rundown, jewWho the fuck is that guy. Ive been out of the loop i guess. Is it just a discord meme bleeding onto /pol/ I fucking hate it.
>>24077768he is only 17 you sick fuck
>>24077783https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqiJCUhuDYg&list=RDG9Us0IDI2j8&index=6
>>24077785REMINDER to bots and shills that there is no draft in the US. it was abolished in 1973.
>>24077769Lol
>>24077789It still exists moron they just dont use it
MOOOOOODS
>>24077768Imagine how many bitches this young man will get!
>>24077768Jim your openly gay.
>>24077768damn. crazy feats at such an young age
>>24077768He will die this year
>>24077791wrong. it was abolished in 1973. you're wrong. our military is 100% volunteer. they would have to pass another law in congress and it would have to be signed by the president.
>>24077791nope. Nixon and congress abolished it.
You have some really weird fetishes you creepy fucking niggerThis is the log poster btwSage goes in the options field
>>24077768Who is this young teenaged boy?
>>24077768Fake! Nobody that young could be in the army
*splashes in filthy favela sewage puddle*No one gets a youth in that hell....l
>>24077768Is he 17 or younger? Such vivid young boy.
>>24077769why is this so fucking funnyI laugh at this like normies laugh at bazinga guy
>>24077784They WISH they could look like this fine young specimen.
>>24077793wtf... too soon, anon...
>>24077768I bet he can jump and kip too
>>24077768How could they even believe he was 17? He definitely looks younger than 17.
>>24077768A boy this young, should never see war. But he as proven to be a hero. Anime is real life
>>24077768he cant possibly be older than 15
>>24077797The current regimen don't care about the law as evident by the illegal attack on Iran. They'll draft you if they feel like it.
>>24077768The meme is funny, but he really looks rough. He's 37 but has the nasolabial folds of a 60 yo, and his mouth has such a weird shape with crusty lines all around his lips. His under eyes are really saggy and loose looking. He has deep lines at the root of his nose. His eyes are extra droopy. Honestly, he looks like someone's grandmother.But yes, what a young man.
>>24077768He truly mogs the oldest 11 year old kid in Poland
I'm gonna bed to see evidence of skipping before I make my determination
>>24077804Cause you are a normie
>>24077768Who is this fetus?
>>24077804it's cause he simultaneously sells the joke so hard but also sort of believes it making it charming and stupefying one with whimsy like a true anon MUST laugh
I like him more than Samir Anatollahyde anyway, it's time for the oldheads to step aside for the next generation of meme
>>24077768No that is a picture of Leonardo Di Caprio in 96
>>24077775She looks pretty good for an aged out roastoid though, you gotta admit.
>>24077817When someone compares japanese pussy censorship to another shoa i kinda have to.Your mom.
>>24077774not really. I'm a millenial. jews always coming up with schizo theoriesit's' just funny. And it's funny to see retards questioning it. It's like garloid meme
>>24077821you are nothing
>>24077820>aged outWhat do you mean? Is this some type of weird incel gaslighting?
>>24077768We'll never see such youth again. RIP
>>24077768I look forward to reading his posts a year from now when he's finally old enough to join us
>>24077797>the draft is abolished>but every male has to register to be drafted when they turn 18>the draft just doesn't happenIf the draft were truly abolished we wouldn't have to sign up when we turn 18.
>>24077768Honorary teenager, hasn't aged a day.
>>24077768He looks like Anthony Kiedis when he was youger.
>>24077828XD
>>24077774It triggers my laugh muscle, yeh.
>>24077793kek
>>24077768Why do militaries put kids in harms way? Why can't they just be given a chance to grow up? Sad.
Even amidst the rubble, the joy of youth flourishes
>>24077768is this a negroid with a scalp transplantation from one of those missing students from Denmark?
>>24077828That's like not "drinking and driving" but "driving and drinking". He looked 36 when he was 17 so now he's 36 he looks 17.
>>24077768I've never seen such a young man before
>>24077817In that way, perhaps he truly is the youngest man ever seen.
>>24077768One hand I'm proud of this young man, on the other I wish he was in school hanging out with his friends at recess. No child this innocent needs to see the brutality of war.
>>24077768another poor victim of Baal's child sacrifice
>>24077797>abolished>>24077798>abolishedBeep boop. They suspended (standard practice), not abolished.
>>24077817They should cast him for the RE 2 movie
>>24077768To do this at such a young age, a true prodigy
>>24077786Not a jew but this is a Brazilian man in his 40s that genuinely thinks he looks 17. He posts snips of himself doing "parkour" and trying to be a scene kid.
>>24077841Fuck off by one. Kms>>529744444
>>24077833>>24077840You're so used to hearing about his death that you didn't even read it.
>>24077828Male Judy Garland
>>24077846kek true
>>24077781>>24077804it's gold, isnt it?its all in the statement itself. those words should not be put together in that order, and it gets me every time.
>>24077771>>24077774Reality: 22-year-old balding zoomers think this triggers millennials
there is a very young man on aus/pol/says he is 22 or 24 or some shit
>>24077850I put pictures or webms of this guy on virtually every millennial troll thread i make and it never fails in making them mad for some reason, probably because its so brutally accurate
>>24077828well he isn't wrong. he looks the same he did when he was 17
>>24077834this is real aura
>>24077768Best thread since months
>>24077844>man in his 40sShut your mouth! Really?>that genuinely thinks he looks 17He's too humble you ask me. I wouldn't give him a day above 15.
>>24077771It hit critical mass because of Leon in RE9 who's like 50 now and has had the same haircut for 28 years.
>>24077834His movements are so juvenile and easy. Like a feather in a light breeze.Wish i were him.
>>24077852Jokes aside, I'm 34 but do look younger than a lot of zoomers. There's a guy from 1999 who works in my building and I was certain he was like in his 40's.
>>24077768Did this fag color hes eyebrows holy kek.
>>24077768Dumb faggot keep this gay shit on reddit
>>24077768I wonder how agile he is
>>24077828Dorian Grey
>>24077834God. I want go back
>>24077789Even if that's true, always remember.Some bureaucrat can always change that with one swift strike of pen.
>>24077849This.The combination of words that should never be together in that order, along with how he sells it, makes it work.
>>24077768Underage people are allowed in the army now?
>>24077768Looks like a younger James Van Der Beek.
>>24077768
>>24077864is that your favela?
>>24077768Really he looks like prime 15 if you ask me
>>24077823Well i m a lot of that though.
>>24077768Clearly this man drank from the Fountain of Youth. His youth is remarkable
>>24077768So the US is using child soldiers now?
>>24077834He got his mom to film him, cheeky tike
>>24077768I hear some 22 year old pedo female teacher in Seattle molested him last week.
>>24077874https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F020aNi0wS0
>>24077834Parkour!
>>24077873Has no one memed him as Peter Pan yet? What country is he from? Is there a clever twist on Peter Pan we can use?
>>24077769lol too much
>>24077769He was trumps favorite on the island
>>24077863Dorian Ghey?
>>24077768Hes just a kid, doesnt look any older than my boy.
>>24077768I heard he skipped through a minefield unscathed
>>24077774>for Millennialszoomers are 30 now
>>24077834I love the ones that he jumps, the jump in the rain is so jovial...
The jannies couldnt handle his youth. Sad.
>>24077768>>24077768This is uncanny and i dont like it
>>24077849>>24077866Trying too hard, got it.
Who is this guy?
>>24077774zoomers are the ones with their hair falling out
>>24077774You're forcing a meme and calling your targets triggered? This is akin to accusing your opponent what you're guilty of us and as you're doing it to create confusion and to inoculate yourself from guilt and wrongdoing. You kikes are getting very predictable.
he's too young to be on 4chan
>>24079216But he's not too young to take a life Or a thousand lifes
Remember guys you can join the army at 16 if you have your parents permission.Just because a movie is longer does it make it better? Is a books qualities wholly defined by its page count?No. And the same is true with life.JOIN TODAY
>>24077768Hey teenagers aren't supposed to join the army *Skips along*
