hello everyone welcome to spaghetti tuesday.if you are uninitiated this is basically just a thread where every tuesday we make spaghetti and post it here to essentially have a spaghetti dinner together. if u don't have or didn't make spaghetti you can still join in with whatever it is you did make
>little girl cartoonsgrow up
Um-Hmm. I've seen some pretty good spaghetti in these threads, um-hmm.
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>grow upi dont think i will lol
>>24078139what's you favourite spaget youve seend here?>>24078143:D>>24078163naevar ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
>>24078131Have you ever made Spaghetti Aglio e Olio? It is very simple but very good!
>>24078194yes I have made it a lot of times I think I've even made it at least once for spaghetti tuesday but I'm not 100% sure as my memory is fried.its one of my favourites :D
>>24078778me on the right>>24078784i like those...like a lot
>>24078784lole>>24078807uhh um uh... ok I guess
>>24078856verrrrrrr yummers
already?!>>24078135
sauce is simmering, probably ready in about 20-30 mins >>24078871hehe :D>>24078912don't grow up its a trap
>>24078962pls no discussion of genetalia in food threads
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>>24078994i had one of these i was gonna post but i can't find it
>>24078996gondola is max comfy
>>24078992sowwie i thought it was innocent enough cuz the food had it in its name
>>24078778first time i've seen teto hesitant to devour carbs>>24078912i think there are two of them now
>>24079003its ok ill let u off the hook this tiem :)>>24079039I was suprised myself.>there are two of themmitosis :o
>>24079043ty most gracious and kind sketty sempai
Meatball bouncing around and aroundYou can hear the sound of my head moving side to sideJump in my car and we'll go for a rideAll over town you can hear the sound of my headBobbity-bobbityI'm a meatball, I'm a meatballMeatball, look at me, so fatHey, I like my belly like thatBig and fat and roundAnd my head just rolling about, yeah
>>24079167Meatball(Meatball) Meatball(Meatball) Meatball(Oh, meatball) Meatball(Meatball)I'm a meatball, big and fatI'm a meatball, how about that?My head's so big like a meatball rolling aroundCan't you hear it?Can't you hear it?Bobbity-bobbity-bobbity-bobbity-boo
heres my spaget.>>24079066<3>>24079167is that from aquateen hunger force?
>>24079175https://youtu.be/6f5uPqSoKis?si=4-anYAuAaM80ofDS
>>24079175spoogoothi
>>24079179lol, this is great >>24079186<3here's a pic from when I was cookin it
ate gnoccis todaysorry not sorry
>>24079205DIY b00s ID
>>24079205tasty for you. what did u have on em?
>>24079175damn that looks tasty for you with the perfect amount of cheese haha!i just switched to keto this last week so no more noodles/carbs for me>>24079193sauce looks great!! Is that your new cookware too?
>>24079293aw shit dude well have to figure out how to make u keto noodles, I know konjac ones exist but they are probably gross.the only recipies make them out of cheese which sounds insanely unhealthy. maybe good as a treat but nobody should be eating a fucking bowl of cheese of dinner even on keto xD yeah the pot and the pan are new, I also got a smaller pan and a little pot.
barillia make chickpea pasta that might be ok for keto if u only eat a small serving. lowest carb (non konjac) ones with no wheat I can find are cappello's almond spaghetti.
>>24079175That's a lot of parmesan looks good
>>24079334its cheddar this time :)
>>24079312yeah i was looking up different types of cauliflower noodles or something since they make cauliflower rice but havent found anything really appealing but a bowl of melted cheese soup with butter on top does not sound apetizing at all haha>yeah the pot and the pan are new, I also got a smaller pan and a little pot.you like them? seems like they are working out>>24079348i'll just have a block of cheese for dinner haha
>>24079368the almond ones seem kinda promising.I personally don't think keto is really neccessary if u can get the same health benifits from just fasting a few days a week but i try not to be preachy about dietary stuff because I hate when ppl do it to me.the cheese ones werent a bowl of melted cheese and actually noodle shaped but yeah made out of cheese egg yolks and emulsifier, sounds bad man.>you like themyeah they are great :) this cooker is great too, only downsides are you can't put both rings on full blast at the same time and if salty water splashes out the pot it can turn itself off because of the touch controls xD >ill just have a block of cheese for dinneri once did keto (back when it was called atkins) when i was veggie and it was literally just eggs and cheese lol.the whole idea that ppl can lose weight without restricting calories is so alluring I don't think the fad will ever go away but pls dont listen to retards that tell u this is the case because its literally just wishful thinking. low-zero carb diets are fine but make sure u dont just eat unrestricted amounts of fat like atkins promoted, his bullshit is heavily deboonked
>>24078192Can't remember in particular, um-hmm.
>>24079459all good :)
>>24079432>almond noodlesdamn gotta check that out, you guys know about everything hah!yeah i've got some specific goals im trying to reach and keto is just cheat codes imho, its temporary lol>cheese egg yolks and emulsifier, sounds bad man.blegghhh that sounds so nasty lol>yeah they are great :) this cooker is great too,feels good man>i once did keto (back when it was called atkins)>the whole idea that ppl can lose weight without restricting calories is so alluringyeah i've got it down for sure this is 3rd time doing it and im not even counting macros this time because its so easy to just not eat any carbsi've got a cheese slop and broccoli base im making, and omg its soooooo gooooooooooood and so fatty YUM, you'll see in a bit here haha>low-zero carb diets are fine but make sure u dont just eat unrestricted amounts of fat like atkins promoted,nah i still keep it within reason and i only eat 2x meals a day, but i do fat load with coconut oil in my coffee in the mornings to help set me right for the dayyou're right though there is a lot of faddy stuff and bad info out there, and luckily i learned this before it was a fad dietmy GF at the time had really bad epilepsy and her doctor was explaining its benefits, and she convinced me to do it too
spaghetti soon
>>24079581if its temporary then knock yourself out. fasting mimicking diet might be even faster though if its for weight loss. ppl have even cured NAFLD with that shit lol.>feels good man<3>cheese slop and broccoli base sounds good, broccoli and cheese is always a winning combo>I still keep it within reasongood to hear :) it does seem to be pretty helpful for chronic infammation and other stuff, the best use case I can think of for it though is people that want the health benifits of fasting without losing weight which keto would be excellent for but unfortunately it gets shilled for basically the opposite.its always sad seeing some delusional morbidly obese retard shovelling fatty food into their face thinking its somehow healthy. >>24079611:D I'm excited!
/SFT/ - Spaghetti Freaggin Tuesday General
least blurry photoi used normal size spaghetti this time, not angel hairi like this oneneed to up my spaghetti game next time though
>>24079252A discount version of a cream sauce I use because the cunts at Knorr stopped making the divinity that was their basil & garlic instant sauce cubes, so now I used some shitty liver-killing meat cubes to cope + seethe every timequarter cube + half spoon of onion flour + two spoons of cream. Don't cut the basil/garlic yourself, they are grinded to flour level and whatever the fuck they did to process it complete changes the taste. If you do, I never tried it, you are on your own here.Two times in the microwave. First to heat so you can mix the ingredients, second to boil and thicken the cream. Cream must boil for 10 seconds or it will not thicken (you'll know it does because it explodes in volume as it bubbles)It has an excellent synergy with reggiano and other hard cheeses. Fine grind, not long. You can even eat meat with it.
>>24079620>__original_drawn_by_kumak(...).jpg (236 KB, 850x1202)spaghetti kaiju !!!
>>24079701finally some good fucking food xD>>24079705looks delicious <3 thank you for contributing.>need to up my spaghetti gamewhat sorta thing are u thinking of making? I can give u a recipies or advice if u want :) >>24079732sounds interesting and like it'd be a good meal for when you don't want to spend a long time cooking If the sauce is done in the microwave :)when I do a gnocchi with a creamy sauce I usually just make some bechamel then mix in some cheeses, cream and mushrooms that I've sliced and sauteé with garlic.
>>24079735:D
>>24079744Lol and, lmao. I can't believe someone thought of that sword thing.Now try and wrap your haed around this one~~ Happy digestion to all>>24078143>:D$%-D
>>24079778spaghetti uroboros>>24079744<3>>24079744>what sorta thing are u thinking of making? I can give u a recipies or advice if u want :)i'm not totally surei remember you gave me some tips for simmering the sauce, i haven't done that in a couple months so could try that atleastyou & brock have both given some recipesi just don't know
His palms spaghettiKnees weak arms spaghettiThere vomit on his spaghetti alreadyMoms spaghettiHe's nervousBut he keeps on spaghetti
>>24079786the whole crowd goes spaghettihe opens his mouth, but spaghetti won't come out
SNAP BACK TO REALITYOHP, THERE GOES SPAGHETTI
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>>24079175>>24079193>>24079705Pro spaghetti enjoyers.Best thread on a Tuesday!
>>24079620keto meal of broccoli w/ sour cream, cream cheese, and cheddar base w/ chicken n' avo! :D>>24079705yummy tasty for you!!
>>24079778whoa its like a lil dude but he's spaghetti :o>>24079786>>24079789>>24079791>>24079798spaghetti dance ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ>>24079807<3>>24079808whoa looks delicious <3
>>24079808This might not be sketti, but it looks damn tasty for you!
>>24079783tfw you put your elf doll next to floating spaghetti.tfw it's the only way to kick off elf reproduction.tfw gnomes try to steal it and start a elf-gnome war.tfw you kitchen is getting destroyed and you need to call an exterminatortfw random gingerbread houses left everywhere tfw still finding spaghetti in the space between the counter and oven>>24079814I'd usually say precisely but tonight I think I'll opt for a simple, "indeed!"
>>24079744>and like it'd be a good meal for when you don't want to spend a long time cooking If the sauce is done in the microwave :)Micro heats homogenously and what you need is the cream to be hot enough to bend chemically with the ingredients.Also I can't imitate the manufacturing process, like, physically. Whatever they put on the cube mix is completely different from manually cut garlic and basil. It will likely remain a mystery for the rest of my life because knorr fucking stopped making them.
>>24079826I hate when that happens. if you leave out some syrup with borax in it that should take care of the elf problem.>>24079831yeah ive noticed that with microwaves. I always use the microwave now when making custard because it means you don't have to stir it constantly and its ready in a couple minutes :)I think maybe something in the grinding process might essentially cook the garlic but I'm not completely sure.
>>24079826sounds like some sort of dwarf fortress fever dream overhaul mod o.o>>24079808>>24079175
>>24079860I think you may be a genius... he doesn't suspect a thing..!>>24079867have you ever killed a smurph o.o
>>24079871wait did you actually make that floating spaghetti?? I thought it was just an image you downloaded. how the fuck did u make it? its cool as fuck
>>24079886yes I downloaded them. I guess there is a booklet of "ideas" that comes along with the purchase of these dolls, and it includes floating spaghetti. so there are hundreds if not thousands of photos of this scene online.It's done by placing a slice of raw potato in the bottom of the bowl, then stabbing a chopstick upright into it. The tip of the chopstick gets wedged in between the fork's tines, and the illusion is complete after spaghetti is draped overtop, concealing the support
>>24080119:O
>>24080119ohh I see. its a weird coincidence that some of the pictures have syrup in them then.ill have to try making floating spaghetti some time :) thank you for explaining how its done, I've also seen it done with chinese noodles where they fry the noodles untill they become stiff so they can do it with chopsticks instead of a for sticking out of the spaget. its called flying noodles
>>24080133I like that even more because you could eat it while it's floating!
>>24080171yeah :)right I gotta head to bed guys. thank you everyone for coming to spaghetti tuesday.night <3
>>24080182the syrup is not a coincidence. in fact, it's part of the instructions. I'll let someone else explain ...goodnight OP. until next time,!
>>24079814>>24079816>>24079871ty ty it was delish gonna head to bed early tonight nite nite
