BITEMOGGED
finally a political thread
>>24079888The real Burger Wars that mattered.
>>24079888I still prefer mcdonalds. Ive never had a cleanliness issue with mcdonalds but have found hairs in my burger king (hungry jacks here in muttland)
It looks like the same fucking guy.
>>24079888Which fast food restaurant has the best burgers?
>>24079888BEAST
>>24079888does it swallow it too?The other guy had a cut right after the bite.Its weird because I eat Mcdonalds but dislike BK because the food is always cold. Just very bad promo video
>>24079888both are shit, but Burger King is the better shit
>>24079888small bite because he didnt want to ingest poison
>>24079893Burger street.But you don't know about them.
>>24079893Mmmm, Splooge burger
shocked they’re not black women or Indians
Burger king is so much better and sooo much fucking cheaper. More menu options too. Also their serving sizes aren't for 80 year old women. You get a whopper meal and it actually fills you up.
>>24079888Chad BurgerKING vs virgin world’s largest goyslop producer
>>24079888McDonalds CEO was obviously thinking too hard about what's inside that burger and where those ingredients come from. He's probably one of very few people that knows everything and that's got to be a heavy burden.
Shake shack has the best tasting burgers, in n out for price and convenience and tastes good.
>>24079888Burger King makes me sick.
Fuck (((CEOs)))
>>24079888>let's see Paul Allen's burger>look at the protruding veins of aggravated enjoyment, the juicy thickness of it, oh my God it even includes real meat
>>24079893The Taco Bell burger
Is it okay to take a women to a burger place on a date or is that a major red flag for her?
>>24079903what the fuck do you mean by this
>>24079888Those aren’t burgers.
>>24079893The White Mana diner in Jersey City
>>24079905Burger King is flame grilled while McDonald's has all the grease. Good fries from micky D's though.
>>24079893I would fucking cry if this happened to me
I randomly developed an allergy to sesame seeds and can't eat burgers with those on the buns now. Pisses me off.
>>24079888the guy on the right eats like a fag
>>24079888It looks like the same person
>>24079909Women love burgers, keeps expectations low as well
>>24079909A good burger is better than any orgasm
>>24079903Still not like a bite is gonna kill him lmao >>24079892Kek
Burgers?
>>24079893Dr. Pimple Popper approved.
>>24079889i see what you did there
>>24079888Unfortunately the Burger King here is staffed by retards and never tastes good, I used to swing by just to get cheap apple pies unironically
>>24079910You haven't seen Erin Brockovich?
>>24079893KFC has those huge chicken tower burgers which are good when you get a good one, but sometimes they're not made that well. McDonald's quarter pounder with cheese is probably the most consistent where I am.
>>24079915Fish and chips shits all over burgers anyway, don't worry about it
>>24079893This reminds me of the TV show Alone. They are doing something with a sharp knife then they go "ow fuck" then you see the little boat on the water going to get them.
>>24079888For me, it's Carl's Jr.
I don't know why this matters to me but it kind of does. Maybe it's the hubris of the kind of person that is king lizard for a multinational trillion dollar corporation being so fucking stupid to film himself eating the shit he pushes, and THEN RELEASES IT. Like "hey, yeah wow good job everyone great take" why. I hope he isn't a nice person and is getting lots of shit. He deserves it
>>24079893Why not just make a delicious burger yourself at home?
>>24079888the ceo of burger looks like the other guy and even eats like him. What are people even talking about? They are both CEO npcs
THIS is how you sell a product
>>24079927UK burgers tend to be trash, I've been to scrandle
>>24079915isn't it bullshit how that works? I randomly at 28 just got lactose intolerant. I was drinking milk like water every day until I hit 28 and now my stomach erupts just looking at milk.I think they have some conditioning treatment where they can lower allergy sensitivity.
>>24079909Not if it's a first. She's gonna think you're insulting her, kek. Unless it's one of those stupid high class french german places that sell borgors
>>24079893What a retarded gimmick.
>>24079893in'n'out and it's not even close. Naysayers can't respond to this without sounding mad.
>>24079888FUCK MCDONALDSNEVER EATING THAT *SHIt8 AGAIN AFTER THIS HUMILATING SOCIAL HUMILIATION
>>24079927Watch at your own riskhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXoBY9TpZuY
>>24079909This is hot af. Am I an architect?
>>24079909Depends on the woman.
McDs got cucked so hard they took the video down. But there's literally no one for the CEO to blame but himself.
>>24079931
>>24079888>today's really important news is McSlopald's CEO sounding like a closeted gay man trying to get himself excited to have sex with a woman while eating the newest Mcgoyslop and somehow being more autistic in front of a camera than Zuckerberg
>>24079940Oh no it's talking to me about jews
>>24079888>War in Iran? Shut the fuck up loser, we're BITEMAXXINGGod bless the United States of America.
>>24079888>BITEMOGGEDkek
>>24079888How do people eat this shit? Every time I have ever eaten macdonals it causes me to feel quite unwell and have a low mood for the rest of the day. I would have clinical depression if I ate it every day and would constantly feel like I have a cold. It doesn't even taste good.
>>24079931IT’S FUCKING RAAAAAAAAAW
>>24079945Iran "war" flopped hard. CEOs eating nothingburgers is the biggest news story right now.
>>24079888BK guy should have called McNigger guy a fucking faggot. Because that's what faggots act like. He ate the burger like a faggot. BK ate it like a man. Mr Rogers doesn't need to be the fucking McNigger CEO
>>24079891That's because niggers don't work in yours, bucko
>>24079893Culver's
>>24079949Location. They are placed in the best spots where people would get some fast food. Not sure what kind of retard would doordash mcd though
>>24079909>dude, wanna crash the burger joint
>>24079895Not all BKs are created or staffed equal. In fact no restaurant is.It’s not smart to judge an entire chain based on the one shitty location in your neck of the woods.
>>24079909Only if it's one of those more expensive burger places like 5 guys, shake shack, and steak n shake.
>https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVMjzCNDUna/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==This is the video, It's funnier and more dystopian than you can ever imagine.Still prefer Mcdeez over BorgarNog
>>24079950>>24079944You're crazy. That's burger is perfect
>>24079910Anon means that the food isn't even real and the CEO knows that and knows that no one should even be eating this. McDonalds was originally made for low income hillbillies and retards that couldn't afford to cook themselves. You've never seen Super Size Me? ITS NOT FUCKING FOOD! It's poison.
>>24079950>IT’S FUCKING RAAAAAAAAAWthats the new health trend
>>24079888Why does white guys with crewcuts get to be CEOs of global franchises but I am also a white guy with a crewcut and I can't get an interview doing loss prevention at JC Penny?
>>24079931>Cooking with JackI recognize that plate.
>>24079954Even at my nigger infested kentucky mcdonalds i never had an issue. It was inbred kentucky white trash like you that ruined my burger king
>>24079888BURGERMOGGED!
>>24079947Disgusting hanging belly tits
>>24079888Is this the right thread to post this image in?
>>24079949It really comes down to the owner and staff of that location. I’m not certain but I assume opening a Micky D’s is way easier and likely to have shitty owners and management than something like a Chick-fil-a where they have to be excruciatingly vetted before opening one by comparison.
>>24079931a true chef americana
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!"Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
> burger king ceoburger king doesn't have a ceo. it was sold to a bank years ago, no one is in charge. most of the restaurants are actually closed but the workers didn't get the memo and still show up in the kitchen to fry random food in their oil. the oil hasn't been changed since at least 2018. look into henny penny frying oil extender for details on how they're able to keep using the same oil.
>>24079931I wanna KILL this fuckin' guy.
>>24079888They look similar and have similar haircuts..wtf?
>>24079888>not wearing a paper BK crownHe can't meme
>>24079888If McDonald's would just put the double Big Mac on the permanent menu they would make a killing
>>24079888
>>24079975They’re wearing the same ring on the same finger too. Coincidence?
>>24079893BK, the whopper was always the best, even better now that I don't have to ruin the environment to eat one.
>>24079936Bs.In the current dating scene, you can offer a walk in the park and be treated like a prince. Then go eat. Burgers are great because you can go back to the park.Boom. Food+activity. Date achieved.
>>24079893>1156156189498.webm
>>24079974If "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" is true then good fucking luck
>>24079893>Owner/chef Sandy Deehall was inspired by a sexual emergency he experienced in NYC in creating a burger which features a customary charred and burned patty. It costs $43.
>>24079966I am not white trash! You bingo bango bongo fucking aussie retard. Digeridoo wild thornberry ass faggot. >:(
>>24079958Your probably right but whenever I go to one I am disappointed and it happened enough times I just don't go.
>>24079974His shitty cooking will kill him soon enough.
>>24079892fr tho. rich white men ruin everything and now they're fighting over who can pretend to be just like us better.
>>24079978Guy on the right eats like a burger god
>>24079986Shut the fuck up
>>24079991u mad
>>24079893CystBurger(tm)
>>24079888tbfburger king has better meat
>>24079981I'm going to start asking girls out on burger dates. It's a win win if the date doesn't go well at least I still got to eat a burger
>>24079893Looks like pus from a wound
>>24079893Burgers?
>>24079888>Burger Emperor mogs McClavical>Pepsi steals the Coca-Cola polar bears because Coke is obsessed with gAIHoly kino
>>24079903>McDonalds CEO was obviously thinking too hard about what's inside that burger
>>24079891>Go to McDonalds>Order Quarter Pounder>Burger is a barely held together pile of greaseI prefer Burger King even if it wasn't for them having more temporary burgers which I think add a lot. I still remember the jalapeno double from McDonalds fondly.
>>24079893How small are we going? If we go for the big three I'd say BK but I think mosy people would go for Wendy's, if we go for stuff like White Castle, Red Robin, Hardees/Carl Jr's, and Five Guys I've gotta go for five guys.
>>24079976I've got a BK crown on my Jeep dashboard. I like Burger King more than McDonalds but nobody at work knows what the crown means.
>>24079890As WW3 escalates I'm going to just make sure everyone knows about the new burger wars.
The Rodeo King is the best burger ever, but you have to order it off a secret menu like a fucking beggar
>>24079933I would put my oranpenis in that if you catch my drift
Why are they being called this? Everyone is so focused on sexuality.
>>24079891>hungry jacksIt's not the same company though. Which of why our target can't sue your target for copyright infringement
For me it's a plain quarter pounder with cheeseNo veg, no condiments, nice and simple
>>24080002Why do jeep faggots always have shit on the dash?
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
>>24079893Tommy's and In-N-Out. Caliwali represent
>>24080009Why not? At least it's not ducks, right?
>>24079955Double butter burger with cheese and bacon, a side of onion rings, with root beer.
>>24079965The ring on the finger is pretty recognisable too. Along with the inedible food.
>>24079893Hardee’s or Longhorn
>>24079888bk was smart alecky and fake tuff guy. mcds is an obviously closeted gay man thinking of sucking a bgc at that very moment
>>24080010>McChicken
>>24079904Steak ‘n Shake you mean
>>24079888Are boomers about to learn about mogging culture?
>>24080012I don't get the ducks and nobody will give you a straight answer about it.
https://kick.com/ac7ionmanactioman live playing fortnite
>>24079980>Years later these are still on the menuNever had one. I wonder how many they actually sell in a year? I guess enough to justify keeping it on the menu but still surprising.
>>24079888>>24079891McDonalds is so bland. What is the appeal? Burger King was like McDonalds with more spices. The BK Triple Stacker was the only decent fast food burger.
>>24080007when I was in hungry jacks land I couldn't tell a differencedouble cheese still king
>>24080011Spic
I'ver never made a burger at home. Today I bought the ingredients to make one for dinner tomorrow. Wish me luck bros. >>24079893I miss this nigga fr fr
>>24079888Fundamental misunderstanding of their core businesses. Burger King is a hamburger company, McDonalds is a real estate company.
>>24079888Both of these serve nothing but goyslop. At least go to a damn Panera or better yet stop letting jeets cook for you
>>24079909Both bitches need to learn how bras are meant to fit
>>24079984He actually loves the Big Arch lol
>>24079891BK is usually shit tier but the one near me always knocks it out of the park so it’s my go-to
King always wins, just ask the oldfags at YTMND
>>24079915Vax status?
>>24079938This, cheaper too
>>24080025t. Seething flyoverEnjoy your "sushi"
>>24079893My burger should not be cumming, stop.
>>24079888I got two chicken sandwiches from BK today and they made me feel like a piece of shit! Worst chicken sandwiches I ever had, not even any tomato on there by default, sad
>>24080018Nope meant shake shack, I've been to steak n shake once when I lived in Virginia but I can't remember how good it is. I liked cookout better when I lived there.
>>24080035I live in California faggot beaner
>>24080024in my country, hungry kack is a brand of corn syrup
>>24079933the russian furry would love this
>>24079931Jack is a national treasure, it's going to be a very sad day on /ck/ when he has his last stroke.
>>24079891I kinda prefer Hungry Jacks over McDonalds in terms of taste and flavour, but the Burgers are always cold at my local Hungry Jacks, whatever they use to keep'em warm is obviously busted, complained multiple times, and I'm guessing other customers have too.
>>24080006I hate seeing those gay couples that look like each other.
>>24080014 is this faggot on YouTube?
>>24079987That’s fair honestly. Not worth the effort to find the golden slop joint.
>>24079888They look so similar.
>>24080040That’s that shit that gives people cancer
>>24080031I hated BK growing up but lately I've turned around on them, especially their fries
>>24080042Jack is a 80's corolla. He will not die
>>24079903It's been a known secret that McDicks CEO doesn't/ won't eat his own slop. Are you surprised? This is exactly the world we live in , an absolute dystopian hell scape.
>>24079888yeah this is the company who made their executives take "be less white" training so fuck goyim king
>>24079969Ah, I see the Mc Nib is back on the menu.
Cheeseburgers are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
>>24080048repeatedly microwaving imitation syrup in plastic is good for you goy
>>24079893Westport Flea. Used to be patronized by our local homo serial killer. Best in town
Oh I’m thinking it’s bad in Iran Be honest for once in your lives glowniggers, no one that you’re trying to subvert falls for your tricks anymore. How many have died for Israel already?
>>24080053For me, it's the McLobster
>>24079891I used to do pest control in Chicago and after a year the only place in the entire I’ll eat at is McDonald’s ..you’d be horrified to see what some of even the fanciest restaurants were like.
>>24079938Dirty californian. Whataburguer supremasist here
>>24079953Weakling
>>24079923whose that beaner
https://kick.com/ac7ionman
>>24079953This bitch makes chewing seem so difficult.
>>24079888The Chad BurgerKing vs. Clown McDonalds classic
Americans are literally determining which burger establishments is best by how much meat another guy can fit in his mouth.
>>24080060>WhataburguerFucking chicago nigger.
>>24079888do roasties count?
>>24080066Burger King is better than McDonald's though. Although its a race to the bottom. I don't eat at either anymore
>>24080068Say what you want about arbys but the have the best motsarella sticks in the game.Nobody can compete.
>>24080037If you have to eat fast food in a pinch, never settle for anything except their most expensive chicken option.Otherwise you're getting the worst of the worst of what the place offers.
>Reminder
>haven't had burgerslop in 5ish yearsnot even a fatfuck but damn im getting the urge
>>24080070Yeah spend 5 dollars for 4 cheap frozen mozzarella sticks you can buy at the store. Fast food is a scam and the sooner you faggots stop eating there the better off we will be
>>24080066specifically how much of his own meat he can fit in his mouth
>>24080007It's the same company. They started out as Burger King, but had to change due to their being a local chain (at the time) with the same name.
>>24080072Don't forget about Whataburger's Whatafaggot special during pride month 2015
>>24080073Just something about that flame grill'd taste (even if it is fake)
>>24079891Same, Macca's is more consistent Hungry Jack's tends to have extremely dry patties which rely upon mayo to excess
>>24079893If you know, you know.
>>24079892It really does
>>24079893bahahahahahahahahaha kill mutts now
>>24080011no one calls it that you fucking faggot jew. also tommys sucks shit.
>>24079928Kek
>>24080048it just gives me urgent diarrhea. still gonna use it 'cause i love that buttery additive
>>24080078You mean microwave
>>24079888Whopper tastes better but I don't eat either anymore
>>24080074Actually you can't buy mot sticks at the store that are as good as the ones at arbys you fucking faggot.I've already research so you can shut your yapper retard.Now when you want to talk cheese curds that's another story.
>>24079909make her fuck you first don't be easy anon
>>24079931>brioche bun>raw meat>tomatoT. DISGUSTED
>>24080074>he doesn't use the app
>>24080083.t has the palate of a 5 year old and can't eat tomato or onion
>>24079888burgers?
>>24079888borga king was always superior to mcdognlads
