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is this dog cucking me?
>be me
>beta male supreme, living with gf and her stupid fluffy rat she calls a dog
>adopt this white poodle thinking it'll be cute, maybe score some points
>mfw it's a total chad in fur form
>perfect curls, smug ass face staring me down like I'm the help
>gf obsesses over it, "aww who's my little prince" while ignoring my greasy ass
>dog sleeps between us in bed, probably licking her while I snore
>come home from wagecucking, find them cuddling on couch
>dog gives me the side-eye like "yeah, she's mine now, balding cuck"
>try to pet it, bites my hand, gf laughs "he's just playing!"
>playing my ass, that fucker wants me dead
>last night hear weird noises, wake up to dog humping her leg
>she giggles, I rage internally
>plotting to "accidentally" leave gate open, let it run into traffic
>but no, it'd make me the villain, gf would leave me for a real man... or another dog
>this ends tonight, gonna assert dominance
>piss on its food bowl while it's watching
>who's the alpha now, you curly-haired homewrecker
>FUCK YOU DOG, I'M GONNA SHAVE YOU BALD AND SEE HOW SHE LIKES YOU THEN