37 year old male /ftl/ poster that looks 17 EDITION!>FTL NEWS:-- Frank Hassle's brave battle with kratom addiction: https://x.com/FrankHassleYT/status/2029312242055893022-- Did Jet lie about asking Ice Poseidon to host Fishtank?? https://x.com/SlackerBluePod/status/2029311428646314039-- Binx and a random Norf FC woman are now in Estanque... is Alex B next?-- Estanque day 9 is LIVE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TrvcvUsSrU [Open]-- Stonefox has assaulted Felix and might go to Salvadoran prison... https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772662118800946.webm-- S3 episodes release weekly starting Sunday March 8th! https://x.com/fishtankislive/status/2027573383261544585-- S5 start date: March 15th, location: Sandy Springs GA, duration: 30 days, S4 fish not returning, Sam not hosting!-- Don't forget to obey the LAW! (KAW is LAW. BAW is LAW. TAW is LAW.)>Links:https://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videoshttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_Wikihttps://elestanque.live/https://x.com/Estanquedotlivehttps://www.youtube.com/@ElEstanque_LivePrevious: >>24083529
I just hope that Betty has a wonderful day
bonnie mogs
So wake up the members of my nation, it's your time to beThere's no chance unless you take one and the time to seeThe brighter side of every situation, some things are meant to beSo give me your best and leave the rest to me
>37 year old male /ftl/ poster that looks 17 EDITION!
Why is being happy, loved, and wholesome so controversial
>>24084351they're just jealous shadi
>>24084352But I have joy and love and a feeling of wholeness for ftl in a strange way so I feel like things will be okay for all of us ok
>>24084351we all love u thats just the vocal minority i think
>>24084353that's sweet of you but not realistic
I really want /ftl/ to play in here together
>>24084351It’s not
>>24084355I love you back>>24084356:(
>>24084359that would be a lot of fun
>>24084359I thi k this will be fun >>24084360Ok good well I kinda have to pee a bit
>>24084348That one jump scared me pretty good on my DS2 NG+ run I wasn't expecting it to show up early from behind a cliff face before the boss room
like imagine shadi crawls out the rhino poop hole lol that would be funny
>>24084359SHIKAKA lol
>>24084363me too we can go pee together again soon if u want
I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day
I’m a little nervous for this thread, I think I’m gonna take an ativan
wn2b deling with psychic damage
>>24084368Okay please cause I saw a cricket in the restroom and I was frightened but I was angry and was going to kill it but I rethought my anger and remembered its alive ans good luck>>24084365I agree
>>24084359there's only room for one person to sit inside
>>24084374Whats Ativan do
>>24084373
>>24084375Let's use our power
>>24084379AB is fat and Jewish
>>24084381it's like a weaker Xanax I think
>>24084381makes me feel hella calm and content
>>24084379this made me grin
>>24084375we can't
>>24084378ok just tell me when>>24084380we would have to take turns but thats ok
>>24084386Oh so a downer ok
New fishtank videohttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/zkLDY2LCMMsIt sounds like they had a problem where there should only be one audio track, but there were a bunch of different audio tracks.
>>24084387I c
>>24084390Okay let's go im going now
>>24084395ok
weird brown pedophiles are having gay fantasies about me again chat (we hate them)
Okay finished up
Everyone please remember that Klaus is on disability for opiate abuse disorder and that it’s cruel to humor him about pills that he has to avoid the entire outside world over
>>24084399me 2 that was cool
10 days
>>24084401Ty for joining me
kDQ8dyu2 is a weird brown pedophile I think (/ftl/ hates em!)
>>24084397Shadi is not weird for asking about Ativian and you replyguying her despite her being ignorant over your opiate abuse
kDQ8dyu2 is the /tv/ CP spammer I think @rape ape
>>24084380we can go one after another crawling in and going out the poop hole it would be really silly and fun
>>24084407You’re a “man” avataring as a small girl due to low T.
kDQ8dyu2 has CSAM on his hard drives I think @fbi
:(
cum eater update
>>24084411should I watch this movie chat or is this pretty much the only funny scene?https://youtu.be/BF16eA7sdqo
>>24084413projection
Why is chat still arguing with the Klausser? It was long ago established he's on work from home chat. It's canyon.
Also how was chats day? Good I hope.
>>24084416It’s one of the funniest movies ever but there’s also black peoples having a good time and defeating the evil colonizer white man which you pretend to hate
>>24084415Is he sexually attracted to seth
>>24084419They want me to be on disability so I'm more like a Cryokeen or Skull Hyde type lolcow person I think (they are both fat doh I am skinny)
I nunno
>>24084415who is nico?
>>24084419You gotta knock this off. The threads will be better with him accepting his lot>>24084421i desperately need a root canal so not great but I’ll be saved on saturday
>>24084427his dog I think
>>24084402for the scottsullivanmma announcement!!!
>>24084425I don’t want that for anyone you just are
>>24084415imagining him giggling rocking back and forth violently in his chair and stomping the ground while he types this
Haven't been posting much lately Watching muslims get blasted is more exciting
>>24084421it was a good day chat
>>24084434You’re like howlingmutant on twitter lately over this stuff
my pussy fell asleep it's got them pins and needles
Trying to meme Klaus into a lolcow is a bad bit I think chat It'll never work
>the josiecock guy is a neocon warhawkmy heart just sank to the fucking floor. I am gutted.
>>24084430oh okay chat
>>24084416it's classic and also has a lot of funny moments
>>24084438I dont need you to be a lolcow for everyone I just know better so its insanely hilarious. You have never once gotten me right lmao
Rolling for. A shot
>>24084434where do I watch Muslims get blasted chat
Im stupid I knew it wouldn't get 4444
>>24084439He’s been more patriotic towards the US than many, many cowards like you.
kDQ8dyu2 is mentally ill I think. I predict a psych ward grippy sock vacation in his future chat
10 days until fishtank season
>>24084448I'm sure we would have heard if they announced a new season.
>>24084448this is really scary, it’s almost at single digits
It will be delayed again soon I think
>>24084448don't remind me i'm going to miss my friends so much
>>24084448what season is it? this is the first time i’m hearing about this
>>24084448
I believe she will win season 5
Idk if we'll be able to post on /tv/ now that it's no longer a Sam Hyde show chat
>>24084448idc i hope it fails i hate having to take these long breaks from jet's dick
>>24084445>Quads stolen by Klaus That's rough
Fuck
Fuck>>24084467Yeah rolled 2 early still took the shot tho
>>24084458Season 5. They do one every 8 months or so.
>>24084472Um sced
>>24084474it’s ok anorexic jet can’t hurt you
>>24084462Half my images and webms are burning a hole in my computer just sitting there being over 2 megabits. I need to air them out and let them roam free.
>>24084475Ok
>>24084444Twitter and the livemapToo much ai slop around thanks to subcontinentals unfortunately >>24084436I haven't made any bangers about it
maybe we should have a code word so we can recognize each other in the /tv/ threads, it will be scary with live season only guys there too
>>24084479Hmmmmm ingaga
Alpine dildo
>>24084484sleeper cells activating for operation dark ramos
>>24084478Your replies are good you’re probably just shadow banned
ok if somebody says alpine dildo in the /tv/ threads you know it’s one of the good guys
>>24084490Ingaga as well Alpine Dildo can be a bit too raunchy for some
>>24084479we will be able to tell each other apart i think
>>24084491ok that’s a good idea
Hey newfags we still make /bant/ threads during the season
>>24084498Powerful thighs
>>24084496this is true also>>24084499yes but its like always like 1 post every few hours
code word michael
Me ouch
>>24084505That’s all your faults for not posting don’t complain when the season starts and no one’s posting here.
what esoteric /bant/ memes are you planning to shock /tv/fags with >:)
Should I wear my "go couture yourself" juicy couture purse this weekend or stick with my Ed Hardy mini
we're not coming back 2 /tv/
>>24084520just use a walmart bag or a regular backpack like a normal person
>>24084520i dont know im sorry>>2408452150/50 i think
>>24084478is that your twitter chat?
>50/50 i think
>>24084526Ew no >>24084527Ugh whatever its fine
I made a new account so I need everyone's X names again
>>24084534
S5 is going to last one week so lets make it a good week!
for season 5 threads I’m gonna try to be a stoic badass
>>24084537Im sorry im just emotional and got a little mean that was a bitchy move on my part
>>24084521Retarded take, they know it was never a tv show.
>>24084541I'm going to root for the prettiest girl from the first day.
>>24084541cool
Im gonna get a lot of flak for this, but what does "wn2b" mean?
new mimi rebecca wedding dress from one of those RE CGI SLOP movies
>>24084554We need to be
>>24084554we need 2 pee
she looks super hot chat
>>24084558Maybe soon
>>24084558go piss girl
>>24084556>>24084552https://youtu.be/qaKPs9KZls4
somebody do this to my pussy please
>>24084564Mmmmm good song listening to it
>>24084552>>24084556I can't believe normie NPC subhumans are searching this stuff up. What a bunch of unhuman psychopath cattle.
>>24084566hey
>>24084448https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772701618205606.mp4
>>24084552>>24084556This is some crazy zoomer autism I think chat
>>24084571Im working on treating people as living human beings also your statement is kinda an oxymoron. Im autistic so I can't tell if its in an ironic tone. I love people as much as I can love people as what I think is proper ok. Hatred is non existent, but indifference and apathy is a major feeling
>>24084574Atleast im trying
>>24084576>>24084577what's king of hammers?
>>24084580Some event where people are offroad with various vehicles its hick vehicles off road version of Coachella. Pretty awesome but dusty. Goes on for weeks and you camp there. I went 2 weekends
howling mutant followed me for like a day before I deleted my account because I had a major crash out over a girl
>>24084576It was a joke, but it's easy to fall into seeing other people as just obstacles or ontologically evil. Much of the time, they will even help convince you. But the real truth is that those evil ways people have are weaknesses and defense mechanisms. If you can see that, you can feel bad for them and try to heal them rather than butt heads with them. It doesn't mean they're not still dangerous though.
>>24084581neat
>>24084585I agree I dont see people as off the top evil, usually I want to understand how they got that way, which gets me into some trouble. I just like to observe people so I can understand them and why. I like to try and use it for good like learning how to love them and try my best to care for them. I think alot of people think im a bit evil too
Most people are highly redeemable as long as they aren't a pedo, violent (repeat offender), murderers (repeat offenders and or with ill intent) and rapists.
I'm a bad person
Should add theives on to that but its situational.
can whoever has the jupiter voodoo doll finger it a little
>>24084592Bad people can have good hearts
>>24084573We’re nigger dragging
We needTo be
>>24084602I think she said drugging.
>>24084605Wn2b OBSESSED https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=OPtWG5QQoyo&si=sELaQe__bjkP3thh
>>24084606We’re nigger drugging
Kale has sucked the fun out of Elestanque.live for me I think. Tune in, y'all!
More than likely
LETTY deserves to be FED to SHARKS
>>24084647Yeah, she's that fucking pathetic and starved for attention.
>>24084660stop being such bitch, thanks
Dead thread.Be more entertaining.
>>24084521Correct.
>>24084537we need more of this happening
end your worthless lives vile shitskins
anyways ima have a beer before i go to work dead thread btw
>>24084700trvke
>>24084703What kind of surgery are you performing today
>>24084703>>24084706Whatchu know about that?Probably nothing.
>>24084721W-what?
>>24084703just land the plane at the airport this time please
>>24084722dont worry bout dat
>>24084725
>6:36 in the morning east coast>"dead thread"
AnywaysDo you guys think jet will have sex with the pregnant lady on the show? Do you think sex with a pregnant lady is weird?I feel like it should be a crime for some reason
>>24084730pregnancy is gross
>>24084729This is prime benleaks/Klaus/yid/shadi posting hours it was the greatest once.It was great. We loved it.
>>24084731But is it criminal, bubala?
>>24084731true they get big and and stuff
>>24084734enjoy prison stalker
>>24084729wn2bmc
>>24084730this is jetright here
>>24084740What? No I'm just a really big fan of his body of work. His cultural contributions.
>>24084734they should make it criminal for them to leave their houses so we don't have to see their bloated bellies anyone thinking about it rationally will reach the same conclusion too
>>24084734>>24084737Hello stalkers this is copyright infringement child you are mentally ill child. Take this down immediately.
>>24084759i’m sorry pat please don’t beat me up
>>24084762Silence, child. This is how you’ve elected to die. Accept the consequences.
potty john will be hosting season 5
you're laughing?there's a nigger on the moon and you're laughing?
I, Patrick S Tomlinson will be your new host. Who am I you ask?Patrick S Tomlinson is a man of many hats. In addition to writing sci-fi novels and shorts, he prowls theaters, clubs, and bars throughout the Midwest performing as a stand-up comedian. Between gigs, cons, and rewrites, he works as a pundit and frequent political contributor, with columns appearing in publications such as The Hill and The New York Times. In the little downtime remaining, Patrick enjoys hobbies such as motorcycling, model-building, shooting, and training for half marathons. He lives in Milwaukee, WI with his fiancee, two cats, a bearded dragon, a 2008 Bullitt Edition Mustang, and a Triumph Thruxton R.
ok we get it u can go back to onaforums now
I just miss my white man
Pooooour me A ShadiiiiiiiLet it flow through my body :(
>>24084779shut the fuck up niggow
>>24084730Jet is going to infect the fetus with AIDS
>>24084779Oh my sweet summer child, Malcolm X would be ashamed.
>>24084783Nuh wetowd fauk yew swut
>>24084788Fuck that nigga
>>24084779*Mexican
shadi you need to pick a raceNo more flip flopping between Mexicans and white dudes
Ya'll niggers don't know how locked in I am for the Bant war>>24084804
>>24084806NIGGER!
Alright which one of you stalkers just swatted me?
>>24084776
no fweaking way is that an obscure lolcow reference so niche erm yeah i’m thinking this guy knows ball
>>24084803They are the most attractive to me ehats wrong w that. White guys are my first preference tho
>>24084828>>24084834You are mentally ill stalkers and I am a black belt. You won’t survive prison.
>>24084835how about multi-millionaires? how about 8 inches and thick? how about talented? how about loving and respectful? i lost my wife 10 weeks ago, 21 years faithful. my daughter committed suicide 3 weeks ago, 13. she was faster than me at 12 and i run a six-minute mile. my testimony, i’m nothing but pure
New Buc-ees Snack: Tai Kwon Dough. (it's cookie dough)
>>24084844cool
>>24084844Suck my pennise.
>>24084729Why is she naked
Oh sorry didn’t see you there, I was too busy blocking out the haters.
>>24084851because she's waiting for you
>>24084854Woah...
monke is live
People moved on too quickly when Burt said it was his fantasy to rape and murder kids.
>>24084844¥$
We're winning the war.Look here >>24084823
3 6 5 party girl
>>24084844i know she fat
>>24084873Being an annoying faggot isnt war and isn't "winning." Its just gay.I hope you realize how shameful your behavior is
>>24084899Wait why does she actually look cute and pretty here instead of grumpy and grouchy
