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>another hap thread made 2 seconds afterLolDid this maintenance even have an announcement?
I missed you guys.jk, I hate 4chan.
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GONE FOREVER
AHHH EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE (i made a thread but was beaten to it and with the proper threads/stats screencap)
sites' slower than usualfatal server crash?
>>24093156SphinxMy piece of huntP.O.A.RadiaMos DefaDjangaMoon and PussyAll these memories of PointI'm sorry I didn't visit more often, there were plenty of opportunities...I didn't go because it wasn't an issue and that's what's killing me....RIP Pussy12-25
What's happening forum
>not even an announcement explaining what caused the maintenancelame faggots
It's either taking a bit to update, or most /pol/lacks really do use twitter more than 4chan.
I hope the jannies got paid during the downtime :(
>>24093236
>>24093236they got overtime pay (1.5 times the regular hourly rate)
>>2409325367 id
Why was desu archive down while 4chan was down?
this is so funny that I have to post it here.while 4chan was down, every holofag definitely moved to Tower./#/ (/dbs/ equivalent of /vt/) tried to move to get rid of their schizos by trying to clear their name in Tower's feedback thread.problem is, while some tried to clean the name, there were also schizos among them.they started to rile up a problem that no one had up until this moment.these schizos shat on any "good" intention they could've had, by fucking with the admin and mods.now that 4chan is back, everyone on /#/ is blaming each other for not being able to clean their names. >>>/vt/110041607Tower is still not accepting them, and now, will never do it because their schizos are too much of a problem.
>>24093260It went down before the unannounced "maintenance"it was probably just a coincidence
A comic that's been storytimed on /co/ for a while now has wrapped up.They didn't much like the ending.>>>/co/152700316
>>24093273aw, fuck off. palanq.win is down too. This was the post
>>24093281Aww cool, been waiting for this.
>>24093281Knew something was off when they made a sequel. Oh well, no worse than a fotm manga.
>>24093260>>24093279Weird how it came back right after 4chan did
>>24093192
A dire warning from the ancient past has resurfaced.>>>/v/734473329
>desu is backYay
>>24093364
https://4chan.org/legal>Take It Down Act PolicyIs this new?
>>24093482Fairly new, but it's been around since last summer
>>24093544You're telling me it's been here all summer?
>>24093569Since mid-summer:https://archived.moe/bant/thread/23004085/#23020669
>>24093831>.moeEmbarrassing.
There's like 20 Big Arch threads on /ck/.
>>24093287>110m posts....how?
tens of thousands of botted votes on /v/ poll>>>/v/734458463
>>24093951Crapcom is a mistake
>>24093951>>>/v/734437364keep forgetting there are people who still trip up on this
/a/non shares what he did during the downtime and got some fan art.>>>/a/286562800>>>/a/286563255>>>/a/286564496
>>24093885daamnn
>>24093885what's a big arch?
>>24094668new mcdonalds burger, the ad for it looks more like a ransom video where the ceo's being forced to eat it lmao
>>24093885i'm convinced there's big corporations doing shill threads on 4chan as a regular marketing campaign, and i've been convinced for a couple years nowthere was a period where there was fast food advertising threads on /pol/, it was fucking weird
>>24094668Some shitty burger they've been shilling.
>>24094396What a good thread
>>24094673you're not wrong
>>24094695 thats kinda creepy
>>24094673>i'm convinced there's big corporations doing shill threads on 4chan as a regular marketing campaignHave you seen /v/? it's really obvious
>>24093912The benefits of a board where the average post is 3 words long and submitted on timer.
>>24094732i have some idea of how active /v/ is, but i've only glanced at the board once or twiceinteresting though...>>24094705fuck it
>>24094396>>24094695Classic 4chan.
>>24094695least horrifying pedophilic little girl cartoon enjoyer thread
>>24094732Yeah companies are going to spend a salary for people to shill on a board with a few thousand cyanical millennials instead of social media like twitter or tiktok with literally billions of users. You just have tortanic brain where you refuse to accept that people can be happy about anything.
>>24094756/pol/ and /v/ are the most active boards on 4chan, which is one of the most active sites on the internet (and largely a colony for places like tiktok & twitter at this point)it's not complicated
>>24094756they can do both, it's not either/or. I think 90% of the time someone thinks something is a shill thread it's just someone shitposting or what have you, but there's absolutely paid influence campaigns occasionally on the topic boards that get lots of traffic.
>a salaryyou don't even need one person dedicated to making shill threads, it could be one of dozens of smaller operations handled by a marketing teamthere are users from all over the world who will see it, and if you're motherfucking mcdonalds, there is also likely a mcdonalds within driving distance of every single one of those peopleit makes sense
it's been over 6 years since they've been fucking around on twitter, i guarantee it's been tried on 4chan
>>24094756I've seen hungry companies shill for less
>>24094750Finally an excuse to post this dumb shit I made years ago.
Idk what changed recently, but I had to clear cookies and cache on my laptop and now I’m just not able to post. I’m told that my ip range has been blocked, which I know is untrue because I was posting fine before. Can’t even wait the 2 min wait thing to start posting again and get good cookies and the only option I’m given is to register my email, which I’m not going to do.I guess I’m just phoneposting now which means I’ll probably just stop using this website mostly. I feel like the spammers sort of won if they’ve made it this hard for legitimate posters to get started here.
>>24094756Well yeah. For years this place had disproportionate impact on interent discourse and culture. Reposting of content and engineering of trends is a whole ecosystem. There's people who make their living of it. With that disproportionate impact that comparative small size isn't a negative, its the appeal and makes it comparatively very resource efficient from a guerrilla marketing standpoint.
>>24093951Why is the new thing on /v/ to spam AI slop fat edits of Leon and Wesker?
>>24094889It's cuz ur such a faggot that they rangebanned ur region because if u r that gay then everyone else there must be too
https://youtu.be/hFYTL3mTsdo?si=jBkkwPF_ggaertUM
>>24094994>loona>undertale/deltarunethe king of bad taste
>>24094995Hail stranger and welcome to /bant/ happening threads...and hail wasp Hitler?
>>24094994hehe
>>24095004i'm loiterally wasp morty
on xitter there’s currently a bot farm of some kind spamming cp images in the replies of random popular postsjust reminded me of the hoff and thought it was interesting that even xitter struggles with industrial spam
>>24095036Thanks for the information, I would submit a tip about it to the FBI. Do not tell the thread about it, or inquire further upon it. The mods like to take posts like these, blow them out of contextual proportion, same with engaging with said posts, and hand out pass killing permabans for said posts. A dangerous game you're playing there friend, especially when there may or may not be mods about.
>>24095097>The mods like to take posts like these, blow them out of contextual proportion, same with engaging with said posts, and hand out pass killing permabans for said posts.He's speaking from experience, by the by.
>>24095132I choose to neither confirm or deny your statement; however, there are a lot of reasons I do not like Leto; perhaps this is one of them? Would be wild if someone operated an automated report farm yeah?
>>24093156>(palanq is down?)update: still down
>>24095149You replied to a fed meme with multiple places to find cp. I assume you were trying to be sarcastic and had a 'tism moment and didn't realize how other people would react to your post
>>24095185>Sarcasm and group calling out in regards to negativity such as "Go back to /r/Lolicondefenseforce" apparently is equal to an affirming statement. I do realize that tone and intention does not read well on online places, but one does have to admit if that isn't really grasping at a specific straw to justify a ban because you don't like someone looking into things that personally bother (You) and bringing them to attention. We're all a bit autistic here, we're all spiteful petty little monsters each vying to be the king of shit heap pile in puddle of piss. What I am doing here is simply giving some, sound advice, to something that already has precedent; even if the reporting is done in good intentions. The mods will take the post and engagement to it, throw context, intention out the window, and apply extreme bans on it, simply because that is the way they look at such things. >But it's not like that, Then I suppose the incident that we are both referring to was a personal attack, and that context and intention was purposefuly ignored as a form of personal attack then? So really, my position is a kind one. I'm just trying to warn a concerned internet denizen of how their post may be weaponized by people who do not care about context or care; "Don't do that here, we have autistic mods" If you feel that warning is silly, then you are saying "The mods have personal grudges and will purposefully abuse their positions and application when it is a user they specifically do not like" Let's continue to presume the former, rather than the latter; after all, we're all on the same team.
>>24094673>i'm convinced there's big corporations doing shill threads on 4chando you need convincing after the whole good smile company stuff? come on nowwhat i hate the most is dc/marvel editorials asking anons for ideas
>>24095219>>24095185Then again, I suppose that was back before the Sharty hack, back when Leto and crew were just first starting up their faggot games with the proxy site, of which, I did try to warn about. Back when the happening threads were populated and utilized by members of various Telegram groups involved in NVE actions, with some friends up on the janitor andmod side. So I suppose yes, it makes sense that times were a bit... tense back then; that being said, I think Ape and the rest of the mods eventually caught on, realized the issue at hand, and finally caught up to the times. One tweet by RA that always makes me laugh is "We have been sending so many reports to the FBI, why won't they answer?" And I'm just sitting here, chuckling slightlyto myself saying "Because they see and know how you and your people deal with envoys of said and similar departments you big goofball" In that, I'm glad the hack happened, and likewise the Leto wars started happening, because it introduced a little bit of Humble pie, to people who were, wildly stonewalled in their own little protectorate castle. It's a shame that it had to happen that way, and people could've just listened when I said things, when I warned them of things, however, here we are in the big 2026, with all the things that have happened. To quote Ron Paul "All you had to do was listen" Then again, I've a history of telling half truths, lies, obstruction, and dual face things, simply because of the nature of the attached persona; perhaps none of this is at full or face value. It's up to your personal subjective what to make of the story, because I'm not a reliable narrator; however, no one really is. The ride never ends friend, and don't forget, "You're here forever"
Shut the fuck up.
>>24094673>>24095223https://7thgrowth.com/blog/how-we-grew-a-shopify-store-on-nothing-but-4chan-and-reddits-creepiest-forums/https://medium.com/@holatoken_27309/harnessing-the-power-of-4chan-ads-for-maximum-crypto-visibility-09d87213d1c8https://coinboosts.io/buy/4chan-ad-campaignshttps://www.thewhitehand.biz/services
>>24095304Gimme me a sec, gonna cook some art content up for you rather than reply to you with a basedjak and a >quote your text
>>24095097you better have not lost the 2016 pass
>>24095334>>24095304here you go.
>>24095036>just reminded me of the hoff and thought it was interesting that even xitter struggles with industrial spamthey clearly don't struggleit's not fucking difficult to prevent, and these companies have been shown to scramble to prevent danger talk the rare times it happens
>>24095315ty
what are the odds of maintenance bringing a new captcha in the following days? >>24095036>even xitter struggles with industrial spamwell most of Shitter's moderation is done by bots so that's not surprising
>>24095223>what i hate the most is dc/marvel editorials asking anons for ideaslolelazy bastards
>>24095354And why is that, my dear friend? Know something I don't? Something that you shouldn't? Something you feel like you will share with the rest of the class?
>>24095527>>even xitter struggles with industrial spam>well most of Shitter's moderation is done by bots so that's not surprisingyou fucking morons
it's not incompetence
The stuff you see on Twitter is not unlike the commercial CP spam you see on altchans. In fact it's probably the same people. It's really funny that the best way to stop them is to come up with some kind of quiz captcha.
>>24095529It'd make you look dumb and I'll tease you about it
>>24094756>You just have tortanic brain where you refuse to accept that people can be happy about anything.he's not tortanic-ing, he's running on info that's 10 years outdated.There's been, back in the early 10s, confirmed shills who came out. And metzen era blizzard used to do some pretty blatant advertisement for WoW (that nobody cared for because wow was already a complete has been franchise even then)Today yeah there's nothing. The last paid shills got massacred with the biz email verification.
>>24095723Well, we can't have that now can we little Moriarty? You are a very fun student, and I'm proud of the little gremlin sniffer you've become; however, I didn't think we'd be doing Sith rites. Oh well.
/i/ thread
>>24095865>>>/i/774044
>>24095876tyall caps ID checkedi guess it's not much of a happening but i thought it was funnyi should probably lurk
https://rejecttheragebait.com>We are not law enforcement.
>>24096775Shitty part is most of these types of services do still call the cops when *they* get uncomfortable and my first thought seeing wojaks on a business page is "honeypot"
>>24096775If you go to the site through the ad it adds ?utm_source=4chan&utm_medium=pol to the URL fyi
>>24096783
>>24096775>>24096780the site "crisistextline.org" or whatever explains more>Shitty part is most of these types of services do still call the cops when *they* get uncomfortableyeahfuckin nightmare world
>>24096785It could be innocent tracking to see where the traffic is coming from. Maybe it's an innocent initiative by well-meaning liberal arts majors who want to help poor lonely chuds touch grass.
>>24096788it's part of the larger project "crisistexthotline.org" or whatever, i just said thatyou can investigate that site for more info>It could be innocent tracking to see where the traffic is coming from.yeah probablythat sort of tracking isn't innocent obviously but people take analytics as a given when they're making websites, it's fucking annoying"utm" is "urchin tracking module parameters", it was originally part of a google thingy
you guys are treating this too ominously i think, it's just a soulless """nonprofit""" """mental health improvement""" organization, probably/possibly largely to launder moneyit's a nightmare world thing but it's unlikely the organization is an outright honeypotnot to say they won't call the cops on you randomly like the other anon said, but it's probably just a bunch of retards
>>24096788>Maybe it's an innocent initiative by well-meaning liberal arts majors who want to help poor lonely chuds touch grass.that's likely who came up with the idea to advertise the organization on 4chan, yeah
>>24096775How much money would they spend on 4chan to outrank the ai porn/cryptoshit ads?
>>24094669XD
>>24096780>Shitty part is most of these types of services do still call the cops when *they* get uncomfortableif you give them reason to think you intend to harm yourself or others they're usually required to call the cops on you
>>24096821They'll tip off cops even if you explicitly state that you have no intention of killing yourself, and do not want the cops anywhere near you. Happened to me when I called the suicide hotline; like 10 minutes after I got off the phone I get a call from a shrink at the local police department. Scared the shit out of me. I lied my ass off to her because I was afraid she'd send police to my fucking house.
>>24096889>have no intention of killing yourself>call a suicide hotline
>>24096892regardless, sending a fuckin bureaucratic interloper to fuck with you irl without disclosing it is kinda crossing a line, and is retarded for any process where you're supposed to be able to be vulnerable
>>24096892Sometimes you just want to talk to someone about not killing yourself.
but i guess the real purpose of those hotlines is largely "call the cops on yourself without calling the cops on yourself"kinda taking advantage of people so that they don't violate the safety guidelines of this faggot globalist daycare funhouse center
>>24096775Hey this is an epic ad and might actually help a bunch of people!
>>24096899hopefully/optimistically, yeahit is a cute little marketing campaign for sure
