Klaus is a ultra giga catastrophe level pedo. And a whore Edition.>FTL NEWS:\-- Sam Hyde prepares for inevitable Marky posting, Big Purple posting, Edie posting, Don Jolly posting, etc. as season 5 nears!-- Jet sucks!-- The hype for season 5 is poopable!-- Channing Creager is beautiful and loved!-- Fishtank has UNBANNED everyone who was banned!-- GregCube is LIVE! https://kick.com/skitzyva-- MemeScreen™ technology will return in season 5! https://x.com/fishtankislive/status/2029722076949381574-- Ireland RULES!-- Estanque is LIVE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyM64GfNes0 [Embed]-- S3 episodes release weekly starting Sunday March 8th! https://x.com/fishtankislive/status/2027573383261544585-- S5 start date: March 15th, location: Sandy Springs GA, duration: 30 days, S4 fish not returning, Sam not hosting!>Links:https://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videoshttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_Wikihttps://elestanque.live/https://x.com/Estanquedotlivehttps://www.youtube.com/@ElEstanque_Livehttps://soundcloud.com/the-deathstillPrevious: >>24093435
I just hope that Betty has a wonderful day
cole following and unfollowing bretniey is a good bit i think
bonnie mogs
>>24095016grim obese cone head thread chat
>>24095040Get coned on nigga
Oh wow, this thread sucks NIGGER DICK!
Beautiful Smaack
>Jet doesn't bring in a 600lb woman to sit on the faces of the simpable mids>The season failsHow many more times do we need to do this shit?
>>24095045Lmao no that's Ariel Fartylooloo.
Smaack will heal /ptg/
>>24095047Damn is the mid even into it or is that the only way to pay the bills?
>>24095041stop pretending to be able to play the guitar. everyone knows your music is AI generated just admit it.
>/ptg/It's so over why did I type that
>>24095058Cope about it fishlips.
No woman is more beautiful than Smaack to me.
>>24095047@evilomens would you consider doing this to me
it’s 2034, your wife claire comes up and smacks your butt as you’re unplugging the crockpot full of buffalo chicken dip, your friends have turned the dining room table into a beer pong tournament, the kids are laughing from the playroom, it’s super bowl sunday and your heart is full
>>24095092She's part negress though...
>>24095053Just the for money, and that's a good thing. It wouldn't be hot if she enjoyed it.
weirdpilled vibes tonight
Okay, this is a totally NOT gay hypothetical for everyone: If for some reason every Fishtank woman had a penis...like somehow they're technically still women, just with mutant cocks. Who would you suck to completion? And remember, this is NOT a gay question
>>24095102It better be a LOT of money.
it's extremely grim
>>24095104Klaus would, hypothetically.
>>24095098>part negressafro-latinx... on her dad's side
>>24095096Your name is Isaac. You still have night terrors about what happened n the sweltering hot summer of 2024. You wake up covered in your semen everytime You've been begging your Claire wife to cuck you again for years. She won't. But still posts on /ftl/
quick vinny walk after i eat
>>24095113u should wait a little bit for the food to settle so u dont get an upset stomach
>>24095110Idk.. she looks like a girl character from a 90s nickelodeon cartoon or something.
>>24095090No pix or clips of you playing a musical instrument = AI music. I want that formal written apology on my desk by tomorrow Mr. Cone Dome.
sometimes I get in a quick vinny walk from place to place when I have things to doyou can get in a quick vinny walk in the grocery store for instance, a vinny walk to your car, etc.
>>24095123I'm shy. There is very little photo evidence of my existence as it is. Certainly no video evidence. I was doxxed remember? But instead of running away like a pussy I stick around to mog the infinite losers of ftl. The few who have talked to me in voice chat are often surprised at how chill and cool I am compared to my online personas.Get skull coned barfbag billy
>>24095127life is vinny
>>24095092Smack was the best season 3 woman by a MILE. Always good to se more Smack posting. I posted that on the FTL subreddit (my first mistake), and those f@&$ all disagreed with me ... I've felt misunderstood and uncertain ever since...until now.
>>24095127you inspire me
just a humble farmer tending to my crop of low octane brainrot
>>24095127vinny walk to the bath room
did we ever figure out the motivation behind the guy that got Smack to quick
How much do you think vinny weighs?
>>24095145about two bucks and some change
>>24095131Tldr post guitar y lying cone!
just here for cryokeen
Mexianon angus statusSupervisor told me to keep it clean but that is well see how that shit evolves
>>24095148u I mean not y
>>24094984there was one voting elimination during fh1, one during fishtank, and one voting during fh2. p sure famous house 1 contestants liked simbal, or at least were neutral with him. luke (the plant) was the only one during that time to have beef with him (for being indian). anywhos, for the first voting, most of them voted for ian because he was a background character.for fishtank, mizzy getting voted off instead of simbal was crazy... burt had a schizo hateboner for her, simbal couldnt vote for binx because she was immune, binx thought she was annoying, and payton had some 3000 year old promise to sneed and alexis to vote mizzy out.once fh2 began, binx told all the new contestants that simbal was being creepy, and sniped him with the first (and last) vote. the wiggers tried so hard to make simbal quit (so his winnings would be forfeit), but fucked up not realizing the fish didn't care if simbal got paid. they just wanted him gone to appease the audience.
>>240951452sexy (260lbs but anyone similarly weight inclined can feel free to use this response for themselves :D)
>>24095151why did you shit yourself
>>24095145around 180
>>24095150No smile from dad?
really scared about S5 in supposedly 8 days
>>24095008
true Fishtankers backed Simbal and his elimination was the catalyst for the season's collapse
>>24095104AB
>>24095165oh no now i'm scared too
>>24095145not enough
S5 will feature something really bad happening
>>24095145175
>>24095095Wtf
>>24095160A bug it was a tiny little squirt tho
>>24095165i filled out a blank calendar about halfway through last month and it ends on march 15thvery scary premonition for jet imo
>>24095145125kg
>>24095104which fishgirl would have the smallest and which would have the biggest
>>24095200summer would have the smallest and josie would have the biggest
There's a simpable mid out there living her last days of normalcy
>>24095198genuinely hope by some synchronicity Jet revitalizes Fishtank but seeing nothing but bad omenssupposedly that's advantageous though
>>24095204We can only hope. We need to see ALL of them getting their face sat on thoughbeit.
>>24095179lol truuuusam attempting to simmons v2 brandon ruined fh2 (season 3). if that voting had gone smoothly, then fh2 mightve been ok.
I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day
what day will they completely abandon whatever plan they had for s5 and just revert to bringing back nontent former fish to humiliate once again?
>>24095229day 5
>>24095200Small dicks: Tayleigh, Mizzy, Summer, Sylvia, Ellie. Average dicks: Trish, Letty, Binx, Angelina, Abbi, Claire, Smack. Big dicks: Josie, Shadi, Direnc. That's my best guess...
I'll be surprised if season 5 lasts 1 whole week.
Fishtank Season 5 will feature Fove Nights at Freddy’s elements
>>24095233Fax
i will be watching season 5 with my finger on my computer's power button so i can turn it off at a moment's notice in case i get scared
season 5 will feature nigger soamian elements
>>24095233shadi has said that she prefers small dicks.
>>24095237nightmare will scold the contestants if things go too far
>>24095229day 1
Why is Sam trying to look like Vance
>>24095237Season 4 was literally Five Nights WITH Freddy...BAZINGA
>>24095233why does benleaks love girls with big dicks
>>24095246No, this is if the Fishtank women hypothetically all had their own penises
>>24095258that's gay bro
What exactly makes a poopable hype opShoutout to Sandman and Greg love u homies
>>24095264Scroll up to my earlier comment. It is indeed, NOT gay sir. I made that very clear
Big Dicks: Klaud
My fellow friend simulators, should I get into Godzilla?
ok I finished the first scary movie and the second one starts soon, I think I can do this
>>24095093Cryodad and his stepmom love those poodles more than him lol>>24095278Idk I've only seen the 90s one I think
>>24095278I just watched Shin Godzilla, which was supposed to be a masterpiece or some shit. Super disappointed, did not live up the hype.I actually hated it....The OG from like 1954 is probably the only actual good movie in the series honestly.
>>24095272>>24095293ban evasion is a felony and is also extremely disrespectful to our moderators
>>24095283The 2nd one is the best I think
Does anyone else ever wonder what happened to the Letty BBC ppv edit anon
>>24095253lol
Would it be gay to jerk off Smaack's average dick?
KTUuYLki is ban evading and a pedophile I think
>>24095308ew wtf is that
>>24095302noit was probably neck hole or Coal or someone porn brained like that I think
S5 will feature Simmons, Jon, Cole, Jin, and the entire cast of Bitchtank
Can we promise to be normal and not post childhood photos of the contestants this season?
Is this AI?https://www.instagram.com/xomorgan_lanexo/
>>24095307Like I said, it would just be an unfortunate mutation, like webbed toes or an outy belly button. NOTHING gay about it. Nature can be unlucky at times. And this is just a hypothetical where every FTL woman is in the same scenario
Jet, it's Beam. When the package arrives, open it immediately and follow the instructions inside if you want to live.
>>24095208yes exactlyhes turning the show into a nonstop slop fest for his enablers (people that post in fishtank chat)
>>24095312that's the girl half of /ftl/ used to want to SMASH for some reason I think
>>24095016Klaus is a huge pedo and he will never beat the allegations
He can't be a pedo the Klaud Kawk is too big I think
>>24095326as much as we hate on the wiggers ball-buyers deserve equal blame
So would they only have a dick or would they have dick and balls too? Imagine frotting with a fishgirl and cumming all over each other at the same time.
>>24095233:|
olivah gey
>>24095341Okay, easy bud. Don't make this weird...
Now that enough time has passed, was the culture advanced?
>>24095246I changed my ways for bwc desu
>>24095348season 2,powtank,and bitchtank did indeed advance culture
>>24095348I'm still mad at myself for not realizing that Jet was being performative here.
>season 5 just a week away>no trailer>no hypeis it over?
>>24095356Jet actually put the mask there beforehand, went up to b4, sat down and put the mask on. He's a director you know.
The monkey king has arrived to el estanque digitally
remember when klaus called shadi and got shadi'd on?
Season 3 advanced the culture the most.
>>24095344Thats really sad and fucked up
basically i'm concerned that season 5 will have a scary guy
>>24095360alex get ipad
>>24095344that's fair desu
mfw 99999 people rush into these threads every day to say "there is no hype for season 5"
There’s hype for the public beheading of Nigger Nina
I'm season 5
Big Shadia calling big dicks overrated again once this twink dumps her
>>24095517omgg
>>24095517hi
Remember when I farted chat>*farts*
>>24095370Thats not fair at all thats a bunch of asshole layers flexing and getting someone who doesnt have to change their comics name is being strong armed into doing so.
>>24095308how does a woman look like that
>>24095357Its actually advantagous for people to think everything is fucked rn
>>24095041another sad, lonely saturday night where you have nothing to do. fat matt hours
my cousin who is like 20 years older than me started texting with me this week and he keeps sharing dark shit about himself in between pictures of his paintings and kids
torrence "boosie badazz" hatch will host season 5
A smooth Fishtank season can be achieved by simply having one, or more 600lb women sitting on the faces of that seasons simpable mids. Why would you choose the path of bad luck instead? Does Jet not want the show to succeed?
>>24095544i hate when people talk about they keedzsam would never
Jet, on behalf of /ftl/, I am begging you to leave the s5 girls alone.
bitchell
Jet, on behalf of /ftl/, I am a faggot.
>>24095361lmfao
>>24095552He's been in the dms of the 17yo who turns into a 18yo child on the 12th
>>24095041>>24095040Look, it's Austin. Both these posters are Austin.What a massive faggot.Pic related.Austin will ALWAYS mention -Betty-Skull Hyde-Channing-KlausDo not interact with (((these faggots)))
>>24095551sam doesn't even talk about his kids with his bm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772863466154026.mp4
>>24095558woah
>>24095561we're trying to post coal right now i think
throwing letty into a rented storage container with no light and several south indian men
>>24095510Mfw nina niggers try to be ftl mods when everyone thinks they are fags and should fuck off.
>>24095552Jet will not hesitate to lay claim on the pregnant lady's first-born daughter.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772680129153225.mp4
>>24095559dont say that bro
>>24095569>okay
>>24095553/ftl/ is slowly merging into the left-wing jewish new yorker female comedian spacehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772938112525699.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772938202937458.mp4
>>24095578he deserves the world
>>24095575I miss her
>>24095578>>24095580saturday night, baby!
lets do something fun guys lets get this party started
>>24095586That's what I'm talking about, come on fellas
>>24095586 whoop whoop *raises the roof* haha
>>24095543I do what I want. Fat Matt was my nickname back in the day, only my frens get to call me that.
gf just sent me this
>>24095586PARTY TIME!!!
>>24095558No I'm Skull and the other guy is Klaus, you schizophrenic retard.The Prick/Austin/Ariel are the same person.
>>24095586cheers y'all
>>24095594y r they so puffy?
>>24095594delicious puffy nipples
>>24095599because God is good
>>24095594
>>24095361i love this for him lmao my pussy straight up chortled
help me plz
ok my second scary movie is starting soon wish me luck I’ll talk to you guys later
>>24095586I'll order the cheeseburgers, you guys get your best rape clothes on, it's gonna be creampie city all night!! i call dibs on the pretzel bacon king!
>>24095609watch happiness
>>24095604Klaus is the austin of ftl
>>24095609brother is friggin classic
>>24095609cannery row
>>24095609Misery is decent, just watched that. Through glass darkly is a masterpiece. Extremely emotional though. you really have to be in the right mood
>>24095609misery
>>24095609Truman Show
>>24095609I'll do something fucking drastic if you don't choose The Paper Chase
>>24095609Lilja 4 ever it's sad
>>24095609brotherbrother 2 is a hood classic
>>24095609happiness and through a glass darkly are must sees, especially through a glass darkly
>>24095609teenage hooker becomes killing machine sounds interesting though.
>>24095609lilja 4-ever
>>24095609Brother or Misery>>24095614>>24095625Hell yes
i love how many people here know ball when it comes to movies
>>24095629Bought it on dvd years ago it's really not. Brilliant name though
>>24095575Gone too soon
>>24095610good luck stay strong. for us
>>24095609fuck all that garbage. watch some true kino. watch Death Machine(1994)
>>24095634i lied to fit in i dont watch movie i just watch family guy clips and the burnt peanut
>>24095634it's predatory lowkey
>>24095644this looks like it albert pyun vibes
>>24095644Is this like Virus?
The bpd Latina off her meds is getting drunk once again and preparing to fight fly who has come back declaring war
>>24095645Burnt peanut isn’t based enough I watch the christian chud peanut guy
It's by the guy who did the effects for Split Second that movie was kino
There's literally 15 straight minutes of commercials in the middle of the new Sam Hyde video
>>24095659erm actually his name is the faithful sheriff
Top 5 of 2025, no contest. Watch all 5 of these and your life will improve. Call this list "basic" all you want, you know that I'm right...
>security operatives led by John Carpenter>Chairman of the Board Scott Ridley>three eco-warriors (Raimi, Weyland, and Yutani)oh no... Cringe...
>>24095664He has real ads and then he has those fake commercials he paid to make so it just ends up being half commercials.
>>24095645that's okay you are still welcome here
>>24095671More like...chairman of the BORED! aMiright
yes! gregcube is on
>>24095653close enough >>24095655never seen it but kinda similar except there's no aliens and instead of the robot being taken over by some virus to do things it's not supposed to be doing, the death machine was designed to do what it does. the guy who designed it was a crazy bastard. Brad Dourif kills the role
>>24095668And since I'm autistic and enjoy making lists...Here is the updated Resident Evil games tier list. If you agree with me on my ranking, you are most likely a chad who has sex at least 3 times a week with your long term girlfriend (who is not ugly)
>>24095575
>>24095609Brother I guess
i am saw ree i a banded you.
If Jet hired me to make fishtank shorts I would upload a video of Scott's bathroom bit then not do anymore work.
>>24095694a true patriot
>>24095690wii four give you
season 5 is shaping up to be the fifth season of the internet livestream series fishtank live
>>24095684an actual RE enjoyer and not one of those weird anons that hates some games for "reasons" nice we're a rare breed
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772941915723526.mp4
>>24095708Are you alluding to the Zulu dudes in RE5? Or the people who hate the fixed camera/tank control era? But yeah, basically I enjoy all the games. I even like and will defend 6, even though the popular opinion is to shit on it...Have not played Zero or Revelations 1 and 2 yet though. I'm saving those
>>24095714I remember her ex was in the chat saying something like "I hate her but have nothing bad to say about her body lol"
>>24095714mommy y’all
>>24095722What is even hateable about her? People should either like or be indifferent towards her...
>>24095714We need so much more Kalei content.
>>24095728Something about never holding down a job and bringing a cat home then getting high while it pissed all over.
>>24095714we didn't deserve kalei
everyone name a kalei moment
>>24095742beautiful beyond belief
>>24095742Doing a Sunday school lesson during the fishtank streams
>>24095738I didn't know any of that. But it all adds up. I still don't hate her...
>>24095714I forgot Kalei had voice lines
>>24095742turkey tahm
>>24095741That homeless man with the beautiful singing voice truly fucked it all up....I hate that guy!
>>24095742i don't know sorry
>>24095742paying jacob $50 to talk to turkey tom in a twitter space.
>>24095742She was just kinda chill and hot, Idk. What more does a FTL girl need to do?
>>24095742secret super bowl stream
Kalei is gorgeous love her accent too
I love Chanchan.
>>24095742https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZGZOgvHhMUAlso, her reaction here was cute (at around the 1 minute mark)
>>24095742Applying deodorant
>>24095047I've been saying this for years and nobody listened to me
>>24095770the darkness dance was electric
>>24095780Jin nobody cares what perverted shit a Japanese man wants. You're not even full Japanese.
>>24095769She looks like OneyNG
>>24095781Ben is a natural performer...
>>24095788he has a darkness in his heart that powers him
>>24095783ur literally fat bald and old bruh
>>24095786Nah nigga you're gay she's a beautiful texas blond with wood elf physiognomy.
>>24095794I could destroy you and I wouldn't need a nuke to do it.My Gaelic genes destroy your shiddy Chinese genes.
i'm scared that the fat bald guy will try to eat me
BLOWNNNN BBY THE WINDD
>>24095668>marty supreme in top 5and you call me gullible!
>>24095742Library stream after the power went out at her house from a storm. She just typed things in a word processor to respond to chat to stay quiet. Good woman.
>>24095804GET IN MY BELLEH
>>24095742got drinks with me and only ordered shots of makers mark and got mad that they were $10 each (valid)
>>24095808That movie inspired me to hit the gym more often...And eventually culminated in me having sex with your mom
>my mom gets mad at me bc i prefer black guys over white guystype beat
>>24095722sounds like my ex
>>24095808why did u not like marty supreme?
>>24095825havent seen it but timothy chalamat is a walking icki was gonna see it until they did all the promo and then i was like why would i support at the box office lol it's just gross
>>24095825The only correct answer to that question is: contrarianism
we need to be coming up with a plan
>>24095798
you just know kris jenner is paying for a lot of the blimps and hoodies etc
>>24095827I watched it from a camrip
>>24095827Case in point
>>24095835idc that much like it'll be on hbo eventuallyi dont have fomo about a a24 movie
>>24095835I literally watched the first half from a cam rip, decided it was so good. Then went to the movie theater for the first time in 2 years to see it there. Worth it.
>>24095780This is a Jin mindset. What would jintaro say?
>>24095361>crying on the phonelol so much schizo head cannon here I predict another psych ward grippy sock vacation coming up soon for whoever wrote this I think
>>24095836bro he's a shit actor and dune was mad boring?? wonka was whimsical as hell and it sucked. also he is doing this whole "method acting but i'm just an asshole because it's my CHARACTER" is so lame, like do a good movie, sans gimmick, then we'll talk
>>24095842Actually it's all true.
>>24095844it's a bit dickhead
>>24095841What’s big purp doing back there
>>24095846yeah just like your music isn't AI lol dummy
>>24095844marty supreme was good and he was good as bob dylan
>>24095848shitty bit dumbass
>>24095844timmy has swag fuck you bitch
>>24095844Just because method acting is cringe in practice, does not mean it can't yield great results.And Marty Supreme IS a great movie. At it's core it's basically a sports movie, but how it's executed is fantastic. Felt like a movie from 10 years ago (or before), but I mean that in the best way possible
>>24095855timmy lost his swag when he became the long term bf of kylie jenner>>24095821double entendre btw
>>24095849Whatever jintaro tells him to Activate jintaro jin
>>24095850You right now
vinny supreme
>>24095859>>24095849Stand Name: Big Purple
>>24095858no he still has swag>>24095862OMG
>>24095862
>>24095805bro's family name is actually sneed
I like chalamet but I felt bad he had to pretend to be in love with that ugly brown girl in DUNE that was terrible woke casting felt like a humiliation ritual especially if you look at the Chani from the Lynch and Sci fi specials
>>24095869Wouldn't Chani be brown af tho living on that planet?
>>24095871skin color is based on sun exposure not precipitation
>>24095860post dad's guitarI want to watch you pretend to know how to play it lol
klaus SHUT THE FUCK UPshut the fuck up!
>>24095841I don't think he'd say much of anything
>>24095869she is less ugly than all of the fishtank girls /ftl/ simps for lmao
>>24095874ugly ugly ugly
>>24095873lmao nah, dad's guitar doesn't do charity shows for pedophiles klaus.
>>24095874We may have to force klaus to be quiet if you know what I mean
>>24095877Exactly
pretty pretty pretty
Cute cute cute
>>24095885I like Lynch's dune cus it was so Lynchian.
whenever anything gets mentioned klaus feels the need to post a bunch of pictures of it like an old man on face book
>>24095887nah the miniseries was good too.
>>24095890he's just trying to distract from his shadi call in meltdown thing where he tried getting her in trouble with the cops cus he cried.
>>24095869nigga felt bad for an actor
>>24095892klaus will now google the definition of "worked" and take a screenshot and post it i think chat
>>24095880He doesn't trust you around his stuff because he knows you're mentally ill huh chat
>>24095892classic feeble minded junkie behavior
>>24095898What are guppies klaus
>>24095895It's not my fault people keep getting "worked" by bits chat
season 5 will feature a 50s style "hardbat" elimination ping pong tournament
>>24095900
>>24095903jet and ben and right wingers in general are always a few years behind culture so we can expect something like parasite references
anyway I'm not Klaus he was banned my name is Klaud the space slug we are two different people please refer to me by my proper name thank you
bong boxing promoter current biggest dream
Reminder that you can report klaus
>>24095904
>>24095906culture is all downstream of right wingers
>>24095912you wish
>>24095910how are you going to report Klaus he was already banned dummy he doesn't post here anymore (duh)
I spilled BBQ sauce on my tummy any good puppy want to come lick it up?
woof
watching beavis & butthead on archive.org is the coolest because it has cool ads
Zoomers are so obsessed with my chadlennial culture these days chat
>>24095918True. I like watching old Toonami and Adult Swim broadcasts that way too.>>cool adsGrim that we're nostalgic for advertisement.
>>24095917Get over here you little slut
>>24095908we miss him i think chat
>>24095921I feel like raping and then murdering Klaus sometimes, anyone else?
>>24095914I dont wish its just a fact
shinji kawasaki
>>24095924
>>24095925>raping
>>24095926jelly roll and pedophilia are still gross in places that actually matter sorry
>>24095931parasite is literally downstream of the ccru and youre writing on a rw pedo website rn
>>24095933i would love to see how you connect parasite to the ccru specifically
If this ugly bitch was just 5% hotter, she would be considered Letty-tier by you faggots
>>24095933also the only important and close to relevant work to come out of the ccru was mark fisher who was not right wing at all
>>24095936hes post left which is rw and parasite is downstream of capitalist realism and nick land
tendies for supperplaying pokopia (its gay)looking for something to second screenstill laughing because i made big shadia crash out
MY DRUGFUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkzaAqg6kGQ
>>24095906season 5 will feature a covid style elimination vaccine dodge ball tournament
>>24095937so you just have no idea what you're talking about have a good night just kidding
>>24095935She’s better than letty tho
we need to be debating guattari in a thread about jet neptune's livestream he makes with his friend ben
>>24095935everyone hates letty and haley is mostly liked
all culture is downstream from vinny ramos comedy
>>24095942
>>24095941it will be refereed by alex stein wearing a party city wig and doing a character named Mrs. Pronouns and it will be epicsauce
I've got cannery row in my 3x3 and fanged noumena on my nightstand do you want to suck my dick? are you impressed?
>>24095947real
s5 will be a sung-through musical
>>24095909Haley vs Shadi
>>24095949>alex stein going down to the basement when an anti-israel tts gets through
you now remember World Peace 2
>>24096083forgot again already :/
Modern culture is literally downstream of this website. Politics, music, dating discourse... Obviously where we are being here today is FAR from the peak of the site. Using this site now is a bit like being at a bar towards closing time. HOPEFULLY there will be fat drunk chick we can shamefully try to fuck...
>>24096373No its not lmao you guys literally found out about clavicular after twitter, this is like 20th in line atp
>>24095955>ill be back upstairs in a minute i need to talk to my boss glenn beck about how invading iran is based and barstool sports
>>24095955alex stein is anti israel
>>24096376And Clavicular learned about looksmaxxing through /r9k/
>>24096373guy who has never been to a bar
>>24096379no he didnt he learned about it through pua/incel forums (which 4chan is downstream of)
>>24096383Nuh uh
>>24096376I don't even know what you're trying to say... My point is that looksmaxxing shit originated from here originally. Along with a ton of other things... I started using this site when I was like 12 to find good music recs over a decade ago
>>24096377think of all the bomb ass pizza they can make in tehran with those stupid flat bread ovens>>24096378that's news to me
>>24096387No it didn't youre just making shit up. All 4chan has been is computer geek libertarian faggots, nothing has escaped this bubble
>>24096380What did I say that was incorrect? Have YOU ever been to a bar? I've fucked like 3 fat native chicks. There everywhere near where I live
canadian posters used to have such whimsy but like rest of the world they’ve been reduced to fucking dungif you leaf faggots arent in americastan, you do not matter
>>24096389Yeah you're either trolling, or delusional
>>24096393>no actual rebuttal
you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded
>>24096392And you're just going for the sympathy "Canadians suck" replies. Which you know people will back you up on no matter what. Doesn't even matter what I'm arguing, you will inevitably have dumb americans agree with you
>>24096388they're going to make so many axe throwing bars with sweet potato fries in tehran>>24096390nobody is talking about pepe looksmaxxing anime kick streamers at bars maybe they are in America B idk i wouldn't know
I know the real place where all the new ideas come from but I'm not going to tell you guys because I don't want you thereiykyk
>>24096410quora
>>24096399I was using being at a bar towards closing time as an analogy for still using 4chan in 2026. WAY past it's golden years
>>24096410crystal cafe
The state of these threads is absolutely abhorrent. Truly just a vile dark place
Big shadia coming back from the toilet only to overhear her bf's dad calling her a fat nigger. Fighting back tears she starts grinning ear to ear because she knows it's time for dessert.
>>24096410scott sullivan mma fight analysis comment section
>>24096416i am so sorry
>>24096413yea that's fair
>>24096398you canadians are currently raped by american pervasiveness and it shows youll never be able to fully get itsuch annoying fools
>>24096416Don't worry man we'll have so many fresh Burt screencaps when the S3 episodes start dropping tomorrow.
>>24095946Everyone loves Letty, but a few fags on 4chan are just afraid to admit it
can someone remember to farm new sneed reaction images from the webisodes if i forget thank you
>>24096399anyone who uses "America B" is at least America C
>>24096422The entire world fucking HATES you guys right now... Which I don't bring up unprovoked because I'm a polite Canadian (and I actually do like America).
>>24096423
>>24096424She looks like a turtle
Remember to set your clocks one hour forward Letty wouldn't want you to be late for church in the morning
>>24096427you are America F for Fag
>>24096615Meanwhile Letty on Sunday morning:
>>24096429no one cares leafwe hold the seat of power and as citizens we dont have to give a flying fuck what anyone thinks of us or even the fact that theres a “war” going onlike i said, youll never get it unless you cross the proverbial lexiconchatting with you fucks its no wonder the leafs here stay
i meant rubicon
>>24096620i wish i could execute people like you with my pussy venom
>>24096620And you try to accuse me of a "lack of whimsy". My challenge to you is to try not to say anything retarded for the rest of the thread....go!
>>24096624youll look back and laugh in a couple years retardpeople like you drag down everyone around them
>>24096620I hope when the Islamist sleeper cells wake up, they behead you first.If they come for me I hope my disdain for jews gets them to spare me. I hate my government too.
>>24096625i accept your concession
>>24096628why would an islamist sleeper cell be woken up by their mortal enemy being bombed?
>>24096628wow the fat coward raped by social media doesn’t agree with mebig fat surprise!
No politics please
>>24096629Mission failed!
u had a bad daythe camera dont lieur comin back downand u really dont mind
>>24096423*Webisodes
only cryokeen is allowed to discuss politics and when he does you should shut up and learn something anyway
im discussing antipolitics with children that obviously cant stop scrolling twitter and theyre cryingrelax kiddos
u guys are all so smart and educated im just sitting my white ass down and watching the masters spar
>>24096628>Islamist sleeper cellsdo goyim really????
Whos pussy is this?
>>24096632Iran has no radical Islamists?>>24096633I just think you're an annoying faggot mostly. Annoying faggots make me thirsty. And hungry. Think I'll have two chickens.
>>24096668>Iran has no radical Islamists?nope and theyre the main enemy of them
>>24096668you should transition to country and western music
>>24095935letty sucks and is ugly
>>24096646See this is what I don't get..Any time a Canadian poster is acting retarded, a lot of you guys suck eachother off like "Canadian posters are the worst" "Why are they like this?". But any time I get into an argument with a turbosperg, who will ENDLESSLY reply with boring, lame comebacks, and never let shit die? He's American. Sometimes I even wonder if it's the same guy every time...
crossing the proverbial lexicon
>>24096676bro you spam the most retarded off topic posts all the time despite getting no engagement
>>24096678masterful
>>24096681I have good bits every now and then... It's an off night, what can I say?
>>24096678
>>24096676im pretty sure i let it go, as evidenced by your last reply to me and now youre just projectingi think youre wrapped up in the typical canadian seethe that goes on but ive typically championed you guys as the funniest posters until recently
>>24096628what?
>>24096615good reminderI had forgotten.
>>2409643080% of Fishtank viewers are faggots in denial.
>>24096686why have you never had sex without paying for it?
>>24096701Why are you a convicted of rape in every single country?
this thread sucks can we hit the image limit soon
>>24096707You fucked up again
>>24096714What should I asked instead? I'm replying to a guy who's generic insult is "you don't have sex". Which is something neither of us can prove, for all I know he looks like Airsoftfatty.
>>24096720you constantly post about how no one here has sex lol
>>24096722mints build
this is yalls brains on twitterwatching fishtank s5 will make it a reality so if youre triggered by what im saying its already over for you
I don't use Twitter anymore
>>24096723One reply=constantly? And I was replying to someone accusing me of that
>>240967284chansame shit different toilet
>>24096715>comment "LOL!!!">tag daughter>move onlife is good
>>24096729bro /ftl/ is archived stop being obtuse
>>24096726nah that nigga is built like the chungus
>>24096739me when AB wrote out the scenes of S3 fish reactions to the basement
>>24096744>>24096744>>24096744>>24096744
>>24096722Bro that's what you come back home to?I feel for you bro. That's awful
>>24096767what the hell man
>>24096633>shoving more slop in his facelol what a fat fuck
