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what's happening forum
>>24108247Some guy on /lgbt/ cut off his nuts
>>24108210>only good threads in OP pic are about toys and music productionnow this is real art
>>24104301I've seen people on /trash/ get banned for "trolling outside of /b/", which dumping a bunch of random images in a thread unrelated to it can entail. The AI shart and blacked threads also have at least one mod babysitting them, ready to IP wipe someone who spams scat.
>>24107411How do threads like that not get 404'd for obviously linking to NSFL? /lgbt/ is a blue board.
>>24108884it would be mildly funny to have a "post quality too high for this board" option in trash.just saying.
>>24108983External links to NSFW have never been grounds for deletion as far as I've seen (provided no other rules are broken).It's obvious what it is. If you don't want to see it, don't click it.
>>24108884How do you know this? That's not an actual report reason on /trash/. I know someone admitted to using an autosolver and queueing up a bunch of images in 4chanX after spamming and that suddenly got him wiped.
>>24108989>it would be mildly funny to have a "post quality too high for this board" option in trash.>just saying.lmao
>>24108247i ate an apple
>>24109048>External links to NSFW have never been grounds for deletion as far as I've seen (provided no other rules are broken).I remember links to pony content getting successfully deleted after I reported them for GR15I guess horses are worse than castration footage
>>24109714>who punchline in 2026>now stand for the punchline anthem>mom: what do you punchline? me: it's complicated>me clicking this years ago: funny joke. me now: punchline fan>who here from fagpunchlineguy?
>>24109741>I CANT believe were stil PUNCHLINING in 2027!!!!1!1
>>24109714>>24109741this shit is why i can only socialize with people on imageboards
>>24109753I would not consider what we're doing here to be social.
>>24109741>in 2037>remember when we had fagpunchlineguy
>>24109762>not "Comments on Punchline flagged videos are disabled."
ID check
rupert on /n/ >>>/n/2056672
>>24109760what normies consider anti-social is social to us
>>24108989early in the year for your annual one good post of 2026
some weird shit on /diy/ >>>/diy/2969908
>>24109922that's just wayne shitposting thoughbeit
it seems chainsaw man almost took over /a/
>>24109760*socializes with u*
>>24109048He posted an image of his empty scrotum.
>gay scalie thread on /v/ is gonna hit bump limitsasuga mods
>>24109980If I had a nickel for every time I'd seen a man castrate himself on 4chan, I'd have two nickels.
>>24109048
The anti-spam filtering some altchans use, XJ-9K got banned off neocities.https://xj9k.neocities.org
>>24110238what for? all the data was censored and was still useful
>>24110238There's a new site ready.>>24110244may accidentally link illegal content by proxy and neocities didn't like it
>>24110271the guy did clean up the URLs but i guess if even ONE slips through it gives the cp spammer ammo to take it down
faggot mod team
>>24110244Apparently the spammers managed to bypass a link past the filter and a "confused passerby" saw this, thought the website was for CP, and reported it.
>>24110291there's a guy in that thread that claims he has a vision model that can detect it, which is interesting. i saw people who said you'd need a bunch of it to train a model with but i don't think that's true at all.
>>24108989>it would be mildly funny to have a "post quality too high for this board" option in trash.>just saying.Incredible post.
>>24109960I love you sanic mary me pls.
Its amazing how many people still think that 4plebs /pol/ stats screenshot is real
>>24109215>thinking that rules and exceptions are accurately enforced on /trash/
>>24110160Unfortunately I'd have about 18 cents.>what's the extra 3 cents for?There's a video that floats around /gif/ where a man and woman are doing some CBT with a hammer and near the end of the video the woman whacks his balls a little bit too hard with the hammer.
>>24110642>Its amazing how many people still think that 4plebs /pol/ stats screenshot is realheres the real page:https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/statistics/countries/
>>24110642everyone still thinks epstein singlehandedly founded /pol/
>>24110740Hey that's not trueHe also reopened /r9k/
>>24110740I'm pretty sure he used both hands on moot.
>>24110937The concept of numbers is not a happening.
>>24110642>>24110740inaccurate: they don't really think that it's true, they *want* to make it true under (false) assumption that truth comes from public consensus normalfags who do not care about 4chinz don't give a shit about that 4plebs screenshot
4chan lets me post from my phone but. When I tried posting from my computer a few minutes earlier on Same connection it said my ip range was permanently blocked
We could have Cardcaptor Sakura threads without any loli and almost no /vpol/ threads before Epstein used 4chan as his weapon.
>>24111231>permanentlylolwut
Anycolor (2nd biggest vtuber company) announced their quarterly IR report, and it's bad, then /vt/ pretends to know about stocks. >>>/vt/110148098
consider this
more interesting, Otsuka Ray, a mother vtuber who became known in 2022 for being a single mother who was pump and dumped, made her 4yo daughter sing Lolikami Requiem, Twitter and Bluesky freaks, and troons are mad, a dramafag made a video talking about it, and a bait thread spawned from there.it's basically lolicon vs freaks fighting in there. Someone said something about a /vg/ falseflagger joining the fray https://boards.4chan.org/vt/thread/110141471#bottom
>>24112193>https://boards.4chan.org/vt/thread/110141471#bottomthis is like seeing boomers type out www.google.comand regardless of the song, why the fuck does every parent now have to turn their kids into content? streamers especially are abysmal with this
>>24112193>>>/vt/110142738What's WAP?
>>24112470https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WAP_(song)
>>24112470WAP = "wet ass pussy"
>>24112193making your kid sing about pedos is kinda fucking weird
>>24112414I didn't even realize.
Ive been out of 4chan for many may years, maybe i was more active around 2010-2014.What the fuck happened to /b/ ?
>>24112827>What the fuck happened to /b/ ?the fappening + current modteam isn't interested in enforcing ZOMG ZONE
>>24112178EIGHT NINE
>>24112827you left right when /b/ started going to complete shit
>>24112848sorry, prolly my fault.But what the fuck lol, is so bad rn, just bbc, celebrities and wife photos, it feels almost as if something was pushing these threads continously to keep it that way.
>>24112875they're 100% forced
>>24112875Eurasia posters using it exclusively as a porn board and yes lots of bots are my assumption. The board squeals and shits really hard if the flow of mediocre porn and forced threads is disrupted in any way.
Maybe the 20th anniversary of the Habbo raid in a few months will lift their spirits.
>>24112827Died after the fappeningPeople obsessed with celebrity nudes don't make for interesting company. From there it morphed into a general nudes board.
>>24112937Nudes, incest captions on normal pics that would make a 12-year-old cringe, and AI generated nudes
>>24112940also just pics of random women from facebook, it could be stopped but they just quickly give up any time an attempt at it happens
>>24111504That’s what the notification said.
>>24112940>AI generated nudespeople mentioned a few threads ago but they've also colonised /r/. hard to believe these boards could somehow get worse, but AI is managing to do the impossible.
>>24112968Temporary affliction because AI generation services are already enshittifying hard, on the bright side. Soon as it costs real money to generate *period* and not just tokens, all that goes byebye
>>24112963do you use mobile data on your phone?If I were you I would've been already asking mods on irc and on feedback page
>>24112970i thought most stuff was done locally though? i've never tried so i have no clue on this stuff. either way i'd assume people would just start using grok seeing as it's trying as hard as possible to be the coomer option (and elon is fine running it at a loss)
>>24113004The kind of idiot that's spamming 4chan boards with AI slop does not have a rig that's capable of local-gen or the knowhow to set it up even with a step-by-step guide, you're right that they're most likely goading Grok into showing nipple
>>24112963Any other like 2008 newfags remember the "Only 4chan Gold Members can See This Pic!" meme? Soon it'll be only signed-up 4Chan Gold Deluxe VIP + Verified Members Can Make Posts!"
>>24112976I already said that I’m using the same connection on my phone and computer.I suspect it’s some kinda bot detection that isn’t working properly.
>>24111231>>24112963Ask a mod on IRC for help, or try a different browser. Changing your UA may help but I don't know if the anti-bot spyware can detect that.
>>24112940>>24112946Don't forget Andy Sixx's log. That dude's probably the board's oldest poster at this point.
is leto losing his mind after trying to vibecode a proper fix for cucker or hwat
>>24113027Seems like itImagine your raison d'etre being "spam 4chan with CP" and then that's cruelly taken away
>>24113006>only possible silver lining is AI bubble pops overnight causing all services to go down and we get at least a few weeks of silence as sloperators scramble to find a viable replacementoh boy
>>24113049you don't understand, he NEEDS to own rapeape and a bunch of retarded mods he'll never meet
>>24113079>he'll never meetare you sure? When the fucker gets arrested I won't be surprised if Ape/mods would be required to testify against him
>>24113015Already tried other browsers.
>>24113087i'd pay a good amount of money to see his face on the day he gets fucked by glowiesyou know what's fucked about all this is that he definitely did it for free before
check these
>>24113147epic fail
>>24113147
>>24113147I refuse to check anything.
Had quite the dream last night as my heart rate in sleep dropped to 35 BPM. I was in a place where there were uncountable of humans in congregation, through some system of array or collective, being treated in ways that were incomprehensible to me, by things I could not quite perceive outside of lights and shadows. I was told that this was simply my kind being treated equally to how my kind had treated other things, that the horror and tragedy I felt was subjective, and said entities did not care, because that too was reflective of how my kind treated others, with apathy. In that, there were a few screams of misery and woe, but mostly just suffering without knowledge of suffering. When I asked why I was allowed to witness this, and not be subjected to same torment, the overseers of said system chuckled a bit and said "Who says you are not? You are the one witnessing and aware, in that, that is enough. You can do nothing but watch, with full knowledge, and you know in your heart that this is neither cruel nor kind; merely reflective. I pointed to a human who was suffering quietly without knowledge of suffering and I said "And what of this one? This one has done nothing to earn suffering." The overseeing things pointed at a lamb "And what of this one? It did nothing to earn suffering." "Is that all we are to you? Resource? Cattle? Meat? Are we not something more?" Again I was pointed to the lamb, the chicken, the fish. "Are they not nothing more?" I sat and pondered more, aware this place was one of ultimate reflection, in regards to all things, the overseers where not cruel, but rather reflections of ourselves, our own apathy, our own logic twisted against ourselves. I asked to wake up, and I was told "You may wake, but you will remember, and you will reflect, and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. Suffering is the fate of Mankind" I hate this answer, I hate this reflection, and there needs to be another answer.
>>24113277kek
>>24113283The fucked up part? I haven't slept that good in ages, that was genuinely one of the best sleeps I've had in years, and when I woke up, I was indeed well rested, and feeling quite energized, like I had realigned to something a bit... how to say. "A little bit more zen like" like the concept of anger, and the little things of mortality didn't matter anymore. Waking apostheosis I suppose. I am troubled by my dream yes, but not to the point where I am shook, simply because I realize it was reflection, and I suppose the only thing I am particularly worried about is the whole "Is this true? Is my kind so cruel and apathetic to others, of life, and so disconnected from the rest of the web of life?" That if we were to face a collective reflection, we'd find ourselves in said array, held accountable to the actions we have given to others? What a terrible thought, perhaps we ought to change as individuals, and perhaps as a collective as well. Or at least be a little bit kinder or empathetic.
>>24113019it's not one lone guy, there's a whole group
>>24112193You know what's crazy? People that partake in this "hobby" consider themselves equivalent to weeaboos/otaku instead of gossiping bitches. The men loyal to a waifu for decades or encyclopedic knowledge of mecha or can recite hundreds of different themes or have dozens of terabytes of obscure media are expected to accept these bored housewives/kiwifarmers as compatriots.I can't imagine how bad cons are these days, you'd be the odd one out if you're a genuine obsessive hobbyist.
>>24113380going to any big con today is ass. it's all normalfags.
LOLSUPERMAN lost media found?>>>/gif/30380745
>>24113380>equivalent to weeaboos/otakuthey are, like it or not. Vtubing is a Japanese hobby, it came from Japan, and it has the same stigma as anime does. The gossiping bitches come from the EN side.>The men loyal to a waifu for decades or encyclopedic knowledge of mecha or can recite hundreds of different themes or have dozens of terabytes of obscure media vtuberfags can do all of these.the only reason someone has for not wanting vtubers in your spaces and not accepting their presence is pure stupidity and autism. There's no reason not to, specially the Japanese ones.
https://youtu.be/KkxFZ35OQU0?list=RDNOB2VeZdonc
>>>/v/734746552
>>24114004>another proof that /v/ is more musical than /mu/
>>24113719>one of the videos in the thread lists "ogrish com"Do I even wanna know what that is?
>>24114004Sounds like Duane and Brand.
>>24114133Basically it was LiveLeak before LiveLeak was made.
not much of a 4chan happening but /trash/ is reeling as subscribestar is following the path of most other sites people only use for porn, by basically banning porn entirely>Aging-up character is banned>she used to be 17 you sick fuck
ehh based RapeApe? >>24114290when will people just start using crypto for their degen shit?
>>24114293people want it to be easy
>>24114298>buy crypto>buy [thing] with cryptothe only problem here is bitcoin being shit yet still popular with normies...and cuckbase-controlled payments, like with 4chan passes, but if you are selling something le bad you shouldn't really be relying on common services anyway
>>24113027Apparently he's revoking paid "gold" passes for those who post "too fast", probably because they cause 4chan's filters to detect his proxy IPs and block them: https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/108348633/
>>24114312>banning people for SPAMMING using SPAMMING servicewhat's even the point of using it then?
>>24114293the funniest thing about porn communities is they have a lot of high-skill artists and developers who work together and make websites dedicated to sharing their weird/obscure/offensive fetishes, only to just assume it'll last on the backs of some company beholden to ultra-conservative money services. it keeps happening and they keep wondering why they're always on the offensive
>>24114324>ultra-conservative money servicesrather odd way to spell "literally every single payment processor"seriously, nothing fucking works but on-chain crypto. NOTHING
>>24114327well yes, that was what i meant. they just change services every now and then. i assume they just don't know you don't have to keep your money in your wallet so they're scared they'll lose it when market crashes arrive but it's basically the only alternative save from mailing money in envelopes.
>>24114290Related non-4chan happening, US feds are seeking public comment on banks compelling websites to censor themselves or lose the ability to process payments, most likely to illegalize banks doing that https://www.federalregister.gov/documents/2026/02/26/2026-03818/prohibition-on-use-of-reputation-risk-or-other-supervisory-tools-to-encourage-or-compel-banking
>>24114337>but it's basically the only alternative save from mailing money in envelopes.I'm pretty sure Null does that kek
>report FFXIV thread on /v/ because it's a lunatic's template thread>nothing happens>report post in it as an avatar because it's a ritualpost from the same lunatic>warning for false reportsSorry mods I didn't know he was your pet schizo and he just gets to shit his pants with impunity every day. Gomenasorry
>>24114312>pay to use ""service"">use of service disallowed and money stolenadd a "thank you come again" end prompt
>>24114352https://youtu.be/Z8Gdq6uBdqc?si=mlVSMyp6f42YHuDC
>>24110670>that namegod I should have never spent so much time in /xivg/
>>24114004holy fucking kino
>>24112193>lolicon vs freaksYou mean pedophile freaks vs blue haired freaks
>>24114298Tards in the U.S. can buy bitcoin with cashapp and then use some converter easily. Even mobilefags can do crypto now and they definitely don't care about kyc either.>>24114342Can't wait for the USPS to start receiving money order letters from the finest coomers if the porn sites figure this out.>kiwifarms' donation milestones are shown as eggs breaking into kiwisIsn't that something?
more anime girls please
>>24111232What could've have been........
>>24114004>have a goldmine in 2009>do nothingbreh
>>24114517you can recieve crypto from a coin sorter machine in a grocery store.no longer have said machine in my closed store but coinstar probably has the service listed on their website.
>>24114322he bans people for ban evasion on his ban evasion site geg
If threads are generals then boards are colonels
>>24114004>Something quality on /v/Very nice
>>24114604No, boards would be Generals Of The Army
I have a strong headache when I go to sleep and wake up
>>24114571justice for patrick poster
>>24110670Sometimes they seem to pick the wrong report reason when they ban a spammer.
>>24114604>>24114644boards are marshals
>>24114540It says there he worked on it off and on over the years. He wasn't simply sitting on it.
>>24114728Generalissimos
>>24115018>tfw you see someone's garbage thread so you flood the board in attempt to bump it off
>>24115117>he doesn't flood it directly to get it to bump/image limitNGMI
>>24115117Just posting in a /hap/ thread chief, no conspiracy here. I can confirm I'm not poopdickschizo
>>24115128>>24115144I was trying to make a Yellow River Dam bombing joke but I have no idea if it fell through or not.
>>241151514chan is a forum about unironically watching Chinese cartoonswe can't comprehend humor about the Chinese because it's srs bsns to us
>>24109741Generation <insert here> would never enjoy the PUNCHLINE they just enjoy <popular thing>
littlefriend
>make the most on-topic post in the history of 4chan>get banned for itThis is why I block ads
>>24114352>Sorry modsNever apologise to those subhumans ever
>>24115177>>24115183>i was REALLY looking forward to it man ;_;
>>24115193xir meta-discussion is not for /pol/it's for off-topic boards like /bant/
>>24115354who r u quoting?
>>24115387>i always wanted a little friend
>>24114832>he worked on it off and on over the yearsthat means he was sitting on it, genius
works every time
>>24115679based
>>24115678These things, they take time.
>>24115691i'm surprised he hasn't tried to poorly deny itno leto, (probably) going back to your pedo altchan and calling me a schizo isn't gonna unhumiliate you
>>24115696>they take timeif you're lazy or poor
>>24115702goong back to his dogshit (used for unscrupulous means) that gets throttled by using it probably will.
>>24115733rapeape should unironically just embed the audio of him crying on every single page just for good measure
>>24115177???
>>24115744just attach it to the intro agreeing you are 18 then put it into entering every board.
>>24115753are you on iphone? i guess it only affected android nvm
>>24114004Seems to have been given protected zombie status, nice.
>>24114004This rare diamond-tier thread literally went from page 11, flipped back to 10, and went back to 11. There has got to be mod action on the thread, and I don't blame them.
I went to his site because I was curious about what he meant with "ur range banned now" and "it only affected android", and it seems that mods banned whatever third party mobile apps like Chance, Clover and Kuroba used to identify themselves to CF and 4chan because the proxyfags were abusing their fingerprints (basically they pretended to be phonefags) to post.This ban on appfags could have affected regular phonefags too, since he's currently trying to figure out how to mimic iPhone users instead of changing settings to continue mimicking Android phones.
>>>/k/64956494Cool webm.
>>24115969badass
>>24115969nice
>>24115957>and it seems that mods banned whatever third party mobile apps like Chance, Clover and Kuroba used to identify themselves to CF and 4chan because the proxyfags were abusing their fingerprints (basically they pretended to be phonefags) to post.good thing that I phonefag with the browser, lol(maybe it's time for an official 4chan app?)
>>24114004BOOBS get>>>/v/734780085
>>24115957>since he's currently trying to figure out how to mimic iPhone usersdoes he know about "a certain quirk" with web browsers on iphones? Because he's certainly wasting his time here
>>24115957does he really think desuwa isn't looking at this data or even lurking here? lol
>>24116010there's p.4chan.org but>material designand it's also undercooked
>>24114004damn>its kinogodDAMN
>>24114004>>24114077
>>24114293Seems like RA's not handling the iran war well>>24115957>ban on appsfagsNo way they'd kill apps entirely. You sure they didn't just block some internal trick?>>24116010If that investigation into payment processor practices that >>24114338 mentioned gets momentum, it's 100% a possibility. But we are talking something that will happen years from now.
>>24114290none of this consolidation & payment processor shit would be taking place if porn weren't weaponized btw
>>24116020He literally asked if anyone knew of an iphone emulator for windows.>>24116055>No way they'd kill apps entirely. You sure they didn't just block some internal trick?I don't know. He just said "they just massively range banned all clover/chance mobile users" and "we were abusing the fingerprint from those mobile clients today".I have a new fork of Clover on my phone, and I got the "your IP range has been blocked due to abuse" error while trying to make a test post. I know Clover and its forks use a mix of the phone's default WebView and 4chan's API, but I don't know if they have special user agents or something like that.
>>24116117take anything he says with a grain of salt
>>24115819>>24115847What's a good name for this kind of thread? Stealth sticky? Shadow sticky?
>>24115193/v/ is worse
>>24116191>>24114004i think this thread has like half the mod team looking at /v/ so its extra bad right now
>>24116190>>24115847wat>its realsince when??
>>24116376Yep, they're in there actively deleting some spammed loli incest pic.
>>241140041000 replies reached
>>24116190It's called undead in the source code. If you've ever seen a thread where a mod removed the image limit it was probably that as well.
>>24113019I hate the spamming, but there's a bigfoot edit that makes me laugh.
>>24113092Type in "what's my ip" on a search engine to confirm or deny that you're actually on the same connection.
>>24116645Isn't it simpler to open up command prompt and type ipconfig
>>24116653nah nigga that's your local IP
>>24116513Why is it always a lolifag?
>>24116706>Just think of how upset ol' janny is sitting in this thread waiting for a post so he can delete it ASAP...isn't it just a drop-down menu > delete thing?
>>24116743YesJanny taunters have always been retards who put more effort into their ban evasion than jannies do in banning them
