>gooner art (new):(>gooner art (old):D
>>24121869Imagine rubbing your cock on that smooth marble.
>>24121869FIne ass girl on the right needs BWC stat
>>24121869Imagine being a young boy in 1700s and sneaking out of your room at night to jack off to this statue haha
>>24121872>OOOOOHHH I'M CVVVVVVVMING
>>24121870Are you asking what it's like? I mean, I can tell you from my own personal experience.
>>24121869>gooner art (new):D>gooner art (old):D>abstract "art" ((())):(
>thenelegant forms which we are literally programmed to appreciate>nowdegenerate caricatures of said forms doing disgusting shit
>>24121869mmmmmmtummmmymmmmmmmm tummy good
When you goon to marble your prana goes to Persephone but when you goon to pixels your prana goes to Lilith.
>>24121869The female form is perfection.
>>24121869uh, she's 18 right?
>>24121880the marble consented
>>24121880>>24121869In Europe there are nude statues of 12 year old girls in every art museum. Often younger than that.
>>24121869>no dick
>>24121882 i don't believe you, proof?
Notice how they never have a pussy? Why do I have to look at tiny marble dicks but I cant see a marble pussy?
ppl sure love their gooner art :D
>>24121882we know gurpreet, no doubt you've jerked it to them many times
>>24121872hahaha and then imagine like your dad wakes up and finds you, and you think he's going to be mad, but he says he's proud, and then he offers to jack off with you and you spend the whole night tugging your meat with your dad hahaha just imagine
>>24121869It's funny of this "society" actively creates barriers to prevent artist from profiting from their art, and yet it creates and environment where whores can become millionaires in months just for taking photos of their buttholes with their phone in their bathroom.
>>24121874Obviously, you need to elaborate. C'mon man.I'm not some kind of fag that needs to hear about a man's cock, but indulge me.Tell me about your cock.
Marblussy>>24121881
>>24121883for you anon
This statue could trick an Indian into sending horny DMs
>>24121869I wonder if the female model ever though she'd end up invoking lust and desire from men thousands of years after her death? That her beauty is functionally immortal and one of a handful of women that have ever existed that could claim that. This is better than a picture of film and far more detailed/accurate.
>>24121893it already did essentially here>>24121882kek
>>24121869would
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>>24121892Checked and keked
>>24121872There is a rather famous marble statue that has a permanent jizz stain that some dude left on it like 500 years ago
>>24121889TRVEthe artists profiting the most right now are the ones doing commissions for vtubers (who are just another flavor of whores)
>>24121878>pranaMore Indians in South Africa than in the UK. Crazy work.
>>24121869>damar>roll up that picture of pajeets hitting on a 16th century paintingits also complement, since youre obviously an equal opportunity offenderwhich is, of course, ironic
>>24121892Now its art
>>24121869>gooningMisses the point.
>>24121892lol
>>24121901I use ancient Sanskrit words because it is powerful language and culture, now sadly deceased.
>>24121892thanks anon i laughed out loud
>>24121889richter paintings go 30-40 million each and he paints them for maybe 3 hours.
>>24121869That's a man
>>24121869Why did ancient sculptors always sculpt men's cock and balls but always left women's cunts smooth?
>>24121892GEG
>>24121870Ask me how I know you're a jeet
>>24121874Spill it...
>>24121873underrated
>>24121885You would risk putting a crack in the statue...
>>24121869Hey bby. where u from an how old u. I saw u an i like it. u wanna chat, honny
>>24121870You know that thing has been molested 500x in it's history. Fuck, I'd do it.
>>24121870imagine dragging your dick-eye across a marble burr
>>24121872We never detected cumulative biological traces, but... Would, even today
>>24121870no wonder you don't see these statues in museums
>>530573700was there any ancient furfag statues i wonder
>>24121872>1700sThey had to lock up one of the Venus statues in ancient Greece because men kept ejaculating on it.
>>24121869In the past hundred years how many gooners do you think have licked that statue when no one but God was looking?
>>24121869Perfect body-shape desu. I commend the sculptor.
>>24121869incredibly kissable tummy.
>>24121880THE MARBLE WAS ONLY 17 MILLION YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
>>24121892finally a good fucking post
>>530574777>iDrama is really really into furfaggotryI kek'd but unironically
>>24121870All oiled up. The breasts gleaming
>>24121910Because there was no internet and they were virgins. Only warriors chads got pussy.
>>24121869Wtf? I have bigger tits, were girls really this skinny back then? T. Fatass.
>>24121869
>>24121910Well, anon, it turns out women don't have cock and balls. Sorry about your delusions.
>>24121873Kek
>>24121886I knew her, where did i Saw her face before...
>>24121892checked and keked
>>530576908dumb jeet, judaical porn shoots pump the benis full of slop for le epic supernormal cumshot and demoralization
>>24121892feels like a 2009 post
>>530576908You rats have an entire religion dedicated to documenting the answers to the majority of your questions.Sadly, you read it as "eat shit, not beef"
>>24121892best post in my memory
women have always been problematic even for rich guys.
>>24121931small and tenter tits are way hotter than giant flabby balls of fat, that's how women looked like before the global destruction of good genes
Personally I prefer this Indian statue. More hips, tits and ass.
>>24121942What the fuck are you talking about?
>>24121870
>>24121910u really think a ancient greek sculptor would get his face close enough to study a cunt to chisel a reasonable facsimile into marble
>>24121874TALK MOTHERFUCKER
>>24121943has an ugly face and missing a whole arm2/10 would not bang
>>24121873>>24121892Checking these digits and mighty keks
>>24121943>shit anatomy>inhuman proportionsthat's jeet "art" alright
>>24121950>he doesn't like huge tits and assesYMCAu r gay
>>24121869Hello pretty girl sexy mama 984342546
>>24121870You just know that Brown hands typed this.
>>24121892Digits blessed this post.Check'em.
>>530577902boof zinc err day
>>24121935She is one of the fallen in the war with iran.
>>24121892Witcher 3: Goodness Gracious, Great Balls of Granite
>>530576908>>530577902Stop jacking off everyday then, Limbdik.
>>24121870>jam boy detected
>>24121874>tile fucker is backA surprise to be sure, but a welcome one!
>>24121869There's nothing wrong with sex. That's just the Abrahamic Mind Virus trying to make it seem like there's something wrong with it.In Heaven, there is plenty of sex. The Real Heaven, not the Abrahamic one.
>>24121956Poor captain maily, rip, her ass Will not be forgotten never
>>24121906Go back to selling samoosas you fucking charra.
>>24121870wasnt there some bronze statue of a woman with her tits out that had her boobs completely polished because everyone kept groping them?
>>24121949i was the first one to meme this guy here. i feel famous
I prefer jerking off art
>>24121870Slather that jam on, boy! Tee time's in 15 minutes.
>>24121967Juliet statue in Verona Italy. the right breast and arm are worn
>>2412189240000 keks
>>24121964May li never be forgotten
>>24121961Based and swedenborgian-pilled.
>>24121959God jam it
>>24121970Explain to me what is happening between these two panels, I'm intrigued
>>24121931you know the rules, anonpost 'em, with timestamp
>>24121969aura farming on an anonymous image is like you pissing your bednobody's ever gonna know you did it
>>24121897>>24121892Wow, I’m very impressed anons. I hope lots of anonfrens get to see these 2 posts because I believe they are very good and important. Thank you for your service.
>>24121889how does society put barriers to artists? sounds like you're peddling bullshit
>>24121977Batman villain who turned herself into a killer whale woman.
>>24121970Now I'm curious what orca titties look like irl......not what I was expecting.
>>24121892Unfathomably brilliantThanks anon
>>24121983
that statue doesnt look 18
>>24121879not quite>>24121883>>24121892based and checked
>>24121970>furfag artist try to get the proportions right challenge failed once againBad news, faggot. You're gay. Pasting boobs on a man doesn't make it straight.
>>24121870Marblussy
>>24121988Uh oh, sounds like someone forgot to take his lithium today
>>24121892Pöwernigger got the second great 9111
>>24121990>faceblind retard can't into shrunken headsThe proportions are there for a reason. Get yourself a grid overlay if you need to.
>>24121992I'm not going to be picky over niche fanart
>>24121993So you share the shit you know is shit? Really?Imagine having the exact same outlook as every other furfag that somehow wastes money on bad art.
>>24121944This is not European art this is cro magnon art, a totally different race that Europeans massacred 4000 years ago Hence why it looks like shit and is so far from European beauty standards. Because it wasn’t made by Europeans, just the previous inhabitants of Europe.
>>24121994
>>24121869>0 matchesWhat is this?
>>24121892bingo
>>24121886her debut contemporary seminal thesis artwork has yet to be topped by her more recent output
>>24121970>>24121977>Explain to me what is happening between these two panels, I'm intrigued90% of artists have a progression curve where they never once post porn for 2 years, then post one lewd image saying "I’m not going to post a lot this is a one time thing" and 2 years later every single image they upload is porn>>24121988>>furfag artist try to get the proportions right challenge failed once again>Bad news, faggot. You're gay. Pasting boobs on a man doesn't make it straight.Furfags are staggeringly homosexual as a whole all the "women" furries make are usually the body of a male bodybuilder, giant body horror fake tits, the head of some dirt animal, and who can forget the 2 foot long horse cock on the "girl". They never draw cute feminine stuff Bunch of dogfucking faggots I’m telling ya
>>24121879No the female form is evil, and so we should keep them naked at all time so everyone is reminded of this fact.
>/pol/ discovering Orca exists for the first timeHilarious
>>24121997One Hour of the Night - J. Pollet
>>24121959Jeetsus christ!
>>24121870Ok Pygmalion
>>24121869A beautiful and skinny/flat chested female body is definitely pure art.
>>24122003>https://www.marcmaison.fr/objets-d-art-19th-century-paintings-and-furniture/sculpture/une-heure-de-la-nuit-sculpture-en-marbre-signee-j-pollet-avec-sa-colonne-13879Bros, she doesn't reach the height of consent....
>>24122007the pic i sent was a replica, my bad
>>24121995But why frogs still look like neandertalensis and behave like one
>>24121899>There is a rather famous marble statue that has a permanent jizz stain that some dude left on it like 500 years agoThe story was old when it was written down almost 2000 years ago. The mark is still there.Next time I see a freckle or beauty mark I'm a-gonna ask if it's a permanent jizz stain
>>24121892fag
>>24122010What statue are you guys talking about
>>24122009>why do retarded jews misconstruct neanderthal remains in their own stooped nose abbreviating image?Gee, I wonder.
>>24122012I remember reading about an idol from a random Aphrodite temple in Greece having a dedicated lover that would sneak in at night to dry hump the statue of his waifu and the citizen council didn't have the heart to exile him. It's been too long since I've read the classics so can't tell you more.
>>24121995Cro magnon disappeared thousands of years before white people even existed.
>>24121935You must have seen her in some commercial.
>>24121869Careful and on, The jannies are retarded and will ban you for posting nudity and call it pornography which it is not. The jannies literally ban you for something that isn't even in the rules to begin with. Nudity is art not pornography.
>>24122017Anon* not and onI was using voice to text and it's retarded
>Art (classical, ancient)Displays natural beauty and grace. Seamlessly fits within it's environment and enhances it.>"Art" (postmodern, liberal)Displays pornography, meant to disgust the viewer and be as offensive as possible. Destroys and cheapens its environment.
>>24121890Checked>>24121913>>24121947>>24121960Also CheckedI consider myself a serial marble desecrator. I'm somewhat of an expert on this matter. Relations with my first marble goddess took place in the city of Groningen. Today's traitorous European women sicken me. Intimacy with sculptures of the foremothers of Europe was invigorating. Approach from the rear, grab those solid stone breast while sliding my member into that marble thigh gap. That first touch is an exhilarating sensation--cold and startling but smooth and right. In time, the marble warms up to your proximity, your friction, almost bringing her to life. It's not long before I am as solid as she; probably could augur my own pleasure hole using my member. Listen to me, having already said too much. In the end it is a pleasure moment in time for that sculpture but a moment she won't soon forget. I'm always sure to wipe her down clean in case she beckons me further. Today's white Euro women are a 10th of what their mothers were. A sculpture in Groningen helped me idealize what the real feminine felt like--and it was good.
>>24121892lmaochecked
>>24122016Yeah i Saw her for about 2010, but more like 1080i resolution
>>24121951Statue of that big ass better be in Obama's presidential library next to the big mike exhibit.
>>24122020Never been with a BBW statue before but I'll channel my inner Pierce Brosnon and give her a go.
>>24122015Cro magnon means western hunter gatherer, white oriole means yamnaya, yamnaya wiped out WHG as they moved into Europe. It’s fairly recent, Europeans still have some cro magnon DNA, most in Scandinavia and Croatia, cro magnon ancestry is strongly correlated with blue eyes
>>24122020Fuck! Are you me? I also have a huge thing for marble statues. I fondled Cleopatra’s beautiful face of her bust in the Toronto ROM museum. Where do you fondle statues? Poorfag here to actually own a full-body marble statue. I searched the internet, and apparently there aren’t any degenerates like me who like marble statues. But now I found you, fren! Next time I visit the museum I want to kiss her. But body wise, I fondled a beautiful marble statue in the Dallas museum.
>>24121967There must be tons of statues like that but you're probably thinking of this:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molly_MaloneIt was in the news last year because they wanted to stop people doing it.
>>24121890checked.
>>24121869i love sculptussy
>>24121943that looks like something a horny jamboy would make.
>>24121942>tenterare you making up words, anon?
>>24121995retard
>>24121962>>24121963>>24121965Polish dial-up can't support hi-res images?
>>24121869I goon to ancient art. It's hot as fuck, thinking about some sexy ancient broad who's been dead for centuries, yet today I cum to her body.
>>24121869No bush. Pass.>>24121882
>>24121884There is are a few nude toddler/kid statues in my city (arendal). They've even made his tiny peepee. I dont know the history behind it, but im just gonna be anti semetic and blame the jews.
>>24121869>goonerKill yourself.>>24121876Consoom better art
>>24121892Absolute legend
Haha I would totally no try to look around see if nobody is there and lick that tummy haha nope
>>24122021sex
>>24121899source on the jizz stain?
>>24121879Of course, a lot of these statues were actually made using young male models (since only a prostitute would get naked for an artist), which is why they look weird. This particular one seems to actually be female I guess though, but lots of them look like troons and that is why.
>>24121869I don't really consider turn of the century old when it comes to sculpture. That's still just new gooner art IMO.
>>24122020holy fucking basedi think i know what the most sought after kind of robot wife will be.....
>>24121870half the angry replies are from disgusting useless foids
>>24121874Oh boy I can't wait for this...
>>24122020Nice.
>>24122042me
>>24121980Based appreciator fren.
>>24121892die
>>24121882The glory days of the old world were very patriarchal. Believe me. Appreciation of the human form was tremendous. Sculptures were appreciated purely on artistic merit. Not sexual. Since the dawn of the 20th century, all of the men are homosexual. Gay. Believe me. Obsessed with fucking. The woman's pursuit. Indulgence of modern diseased life. Bigly. Gays are hip and cool. They are en vogue. Believe me. They are accepted now. But just because they exist, doesn't mean heterosexual men stopped existing.
>>24121883clearly tucked
>>24122020Pygmalion get off the internet and continue sculpting your waifu.
>>24121892saved
Someone post the picture of an ancient sculpture on faceberg and jeets commenting on it "very beautiful bby" lmao
>>24122046cringe counterpsyopdo better glownigger
>>24121892in the age of AIslop, it's good to see some anons still shooping their shitposts the honorable way
>>24121870MmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMM oh yeah brudda
>>24121869Have archeologists swabbed old statues to see how much dna they've been splattered with?
>>24122061Wood nut on those marble feet
>>24121869>gooner art:D>Jeff Koons>:(
>>24121921Those satyr statues. Mermaids too maybe?
>>24121881Do you realize how hammered that marble was? It's impossible that it could consent!
>>24122782Rated post
>>24121892Bump
