green michael edition>FTL NEWS:-- TJ is in the Estanque house...-- Estanque day 17 is LIVE! [YouTube] El Estanque The Social Experiment Day 17 (embed)-- MemeScreen will return for season 5...-- Angie's Attic is LIVE! https://kick.com/purplemoths-- Watch season 3 episode 1 HERE: [YouTube] Famous House - S01E01 | PILOT (embed)-- S5 start date: March 15th, location: Sandy Springs GA, duration: 30 days, S4 fish not returning, Bam Margera hosting???>Links:https://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videoshttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_Wikihttps://elestanque.live/https://x.com/Estanquedotlivehttps://www.youtube.com/@ElEstanque_LivePrevious: >>24122431
I just hope that Betty has a wonderful day
bonnie mogs
almost 1000 threads y’all this is crazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY5Hq_5FbT0
HAIL HITLER
Betty just give my boy tree another chanceYou know he is deserving of it
>>24123356Baked the thread and still couldn’t beat the bettybot, SAD!
we need to be normal this thread out of respect for green michael
>>24123368>Betty just give my boy tree another chance>You know he is deserving of it
>>24123370i like to take my time and choose a pic with love and care>>24123371so true
>>24123366does mental illness really prevent you from getting bored of doing this same shit everyday?
i running out of my meds really fast this month its not looking good
>>24123374>does mental illness really prevent you from getting bored of doing this same shit everyday?yeah ig so
>>24123375Yeah your multiple personalities are all suffering we can tell. The prick one basically died.
>>24123374you could say that about everyone who posts in these threads tbf
im actually love her it makes me sick sometimes i wish she would be nice to me
>>24123375you should do your posts in the /tv/ threads while the season is going on that would be a good bit
>>24123373How many pics are in your Claire folder anon?
>>24123393i don't know i don't have specific folders for stuff i think
>>24123383mhmm i find some difference. they post for someone else to read them and engage with them and have fun (discussing amicably about something or insulting each other, whichever way)treefingers/ritual posters baffle me because youd HAVE to get bored of doing the same thing everyday for the same reasons and to the same results, yet their brain doesnt compute this
Its 2026. Frank Hassle now spends his days nodding out and talking to fans in the Burt discord!
>>24123356her right foot doesnt look right, it could be left as well
>>24123397The image is flipped, look at the “DAVE” on the door.
>>24123401>>24123397polska gurom
the G4 brain trust
where are binx and tj rn
>>24123411She’s off pegging him
>>24123376Fraus is a 9.32/10 I think
she know i love her and dont even care one bit
>>24123427braus was such a good hype man chat
>>24123398
>>24123390>you should do your posts in the /tv/ threads while the season is going on that would be a good bitits not a bit my heart is still broken idk why she woul start a fight with me and try to drive me crazy
>>24123375are you gonna die of benzodiazepine withdrawal now chat
>>24123432fax chat
Just woke up.Did TJ get a BJ?Then put it inside Binx whole Stinx hole?
maybe i should join jets $100 e-girl groomergram to talk about how much i love betty... she might notice me there
>>24123502Drive to CT and stand outside her house with a boombox in the rain.
>>24123509Yeah you could be our man on the inside
why is klaus avatar fagging as a girl again?
>>24123509that's a great idea actually
>>24123509excellent idea i bet she’s already in there waiting for you
>>24123510He should park his dad's trailer on the street next to her house. That would be a good bit I think.
>>24123513You know Betty DMd me. She said she's definitely interested in you, and is just playing hard to get. That you aren't "trying hard enough" whatever that means...Interpret that how you will
>>24123399I'm sure Publix is hiring
>>24123509can you not? I'm in there and there's enough schizos as is
>>24123525Why?
Ok what if klaus is behind all the austin/the prick/KR on agatha2/bettypedo posts? He's definitely the type nigga with no life to do that shit plus he loves replying to himself. His disability must be disassociative identify disorder.
>>24123520I’m in the Betty telegram and she can’t stop gooning to him. She even made AI facesitting porn of them!
>>24123528yea i could see that
>>24123523It kind of hard to take Frank seriously as this tyrant tier menace. When we've seen him at his past day job. Or streaming, and trying to gain a social media presence
>>24123527because $100 wasn't a big enough filter.
>>24123531S3 killed any aura he had left. Also the orbiting of Burt for a year.
>>24123525any qts in there yet chat?>>24123528Klaus doesn't have a disability chat he's too normal I think
>>24123532Exactly, it's already paywalled to ensure you're a schizo
>>24123534He's in a trap of trying to be likable enough to attract a fanbase...but his only value is being unlikeable
>>24123535No the more i think about it the more i think you're the weirdest mother fucking fuck in all of /ftl/ and bant.
Every season I pretty much pick someone from day one that I want to win and root for them.I've rooted for:Vance- 3rd placeSummer- 9th placePayton- 3rd placeAngelina- 6th placeWho did you root for each season?
>>24123507why do you wake up thinking about strangers fucking
>>24123539idk about the weirdest but he is the most interesting probably I think
>>24123556My nigga is confusing interesting with weird and off putting.
have you guys ever had sauerkraut? what does it taste like? i'm about to try some for the first time and i'm really scared.
>>24123546Woke up with an erection, had to get rid of it somehow... But if you're looking for a serious answer; It was an ongoing, event unfolding last night. Just wondering if there were any updates. Also, just to make a stupid lil joke.
>>24123507probably not within the last few days but it has happened
>>24123559Tastes good on hot dogs sometimes...
>>24123559Its a type of cabbage. I like it with hot dogs.
>>24123560which one is it
>>24123562Bruh
>>24123562>>24123563nice. how similar does it taste to relish?
>>24123564All 3 are true
>>24123566I would say it tastes quite different. Because I hate relish personally
>>24123507They were gone all night except for once when binx brought in a lost kitten that was stuck in the roof in the rain. But probably not.
>>24123566It is an acquired taste. It's not amazing or anything but it's not bad.
>>24123568very good. i don't mind relish but i don't seek it out either so i'm hoping that means i'll like sauerkraut.>>24123573if it tastes anything like the purple pickled cabbage they put on pupusas, i should like it just fine.
>>24123569So you're saying a different kind of pussy was liberated last night?
>>24123532So will you give me $100 a month?
>>24123576Saurkraut is more clean, tangy, and sour. I prefer kimchi as my fermented cabbage of choice.
>>24123543Vance- 3rd placeCole- 6(?)th placeNo one- I wonFreddy- N/A
>>24123584>clean, tangy, and souroooooo i like the sound of that. never had kimchi either but i wanna try that some time soon as well
>>24123585BURT!I thought you liked popcorn, pretzels and pepsi, not pizza. It is a p word though.
>>24123590if i was burt, i’d do the needful and rape frank
>>241235431- josie2- tj (no one had eyes on tj day 1)3 - burt4- i wanted all of them to die
TJ and Binx makes me happy
>>24123543meg
>>24123595pOpe id roots for the winner every time
>>24123596COoL id
>>24123557Klaus is the most interesting /ftl/ poster in the world I think
>>24123543Jin
>>24123604What season was he on?
>>24123607Season 2. The Japanese male prostitute
>>24123613That was shinji
>>24123615I'll put the /s there next time...
>>24123617Dont want to disappoint anyone
>>24123596same
>>24123598To be fair i chose burt day 1, but i started rooting got payton shortly after and started hating how much focus on burt the show had. But those were my day 1 picks
im waiting for betty to wake up before i post anymore (she sleepy in neet)
>>24123655She has you filtered, bro. She won't see your posts anyway
>>24123656All namefags are Klaus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDIhDMQG-eYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuOqib5FYUQinfra red cams
>>24123669https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773411282338564.webm
I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day
>>24123595>(no one had eyes on tj day 1)I didI knew he's gonna be at least top 3 the moment he started loudly reading a book to the camera
>>>/tv/218496588
>>24123717if you format it like a general it’s gonna get deleted, also there’s already a fishtank thread up on /tv/
Season 2 was the best because it had the most sex and violence in it. Love and death are two of the most compelling themes in storytelling. Season 2 had both of those in abundance...Okay well maybe no one officially died, but it almost happened twice
>knew josie will be good at streaming>knew TJ will go far since day 1>was pioneering poopson hate and rape jet when everyone was still wholesome chungusing him>was right about poopleigh and her simps>was among the first few to call out angie for being a bad womanim like quasimodo or something
we're getting unconfirmed reports of tlps being deployed in the iranian war theatre
>>24123742God please, no! ANYTHING but the TLPs!!!
>got got for baskin rockingI fucking hate /tv/
>>24123753sorry man baskin robins sucks horse. universal sentiment
>>24123753no fun allowed
>>24123753I was banned for all of s4 for B*ll *ttman B*skin R*brt postingFuck jannies
>Still no sign that Jet understands the importance of having a 600lb SSBBW sit on the faces of the simpable mids This is extremely grim. We can write off S5 right now if we can't get through to him. Everybody is asking for this, and it would be such an easy addition too.I think the best way to do it would be by having the simpable mids compete against each other in a sort of facesitting bleep test challenge. You'd do a progressing stage system where each stage is separated by a set recovery phase for the mid to catch her breath.Stage 1 = 10 seconds of facesitting followed by 15 seconds recoveryStage 2 = 14 seconds of facesitting followed by 15 seconds recoveryStage 3 = 18 seconds of facesitting followed by 15 seconds recoveryand so on increasing the sitting time until the mid taps out. The mid should remain face up throughout the stages. Should a mid attempt to cheat by turning her face the SSBBW should still sit the full stage duration, but it should'nt count as a completed stage. The mid's progress should then be reset to redo the last completed stage as punishment.Most SSBBWs who offer facesitting sessions are comfortable with performing buttdrops too. This would be a good addition to the challenge if performed every so many stages. Another way would be to roll a dice during the recovery phase, and the mid gets buttdropped if the dice lands on 6. Would be a fun fishtoy afterwards as well if you book the SSBBW(s) for longer than the challenge requires.MANY are saying that you can separate the good women from the foids by seeing if they will take a 600lb SSBBW buttdrop to the face for your internet show.
Kale lore:She moved to Mexico in a last ditch effort to not kill herself again because she hates living in the UK with a passion. She's building a tiny home and lives off a few thousand dollars a year. Hoping she can be invited into US fishtank spinoffs and estanque production for more income.
Betty rockers in the house tonight Everybody give Betty a big hug
>>24123789>was dead right on the money of her being a prime bukkake fishtoy candidateI'm telling you im a fucking prophet
>>24123793so true
>>24123789it doesnt feel right
Bible study with TJ
>>24123803>God sucks. I do not trust him.
>2 days till s5>fishtank threads slow as shitgrim
>>24123753Really bad forced meme deserved sorry
>>24123814I wasn't even meming it, just calling Sam a trust fund kid.I thought we were in America, freedom of speech and shieeeeet3 day ban for chaining 3 words together tell me how any of that is right
>>24123753bad meme teabeeaytch
>>24123803remember when Taylor was streaming and you could hear TJ in the background reading aloud.
>>24124011classic teej
season 5…
Ya know this appearance on Estanque has me thinking that Binxio is one of the great musicians of our time.
>>24124020peanuts characters
I have quirk chungus fatigue
the see son five hi piss pal pull bull
SHUT THE FUCK UPTJ is giving a lecture
TJ is going on his anti Christian reddit rant.
>>24124032>Israel is a battered wife>I like how God looks out for the poor when it supports his ambitions >Samuel took all the cattle and god got pissy >I do not like God. He's greedy and murderous and allows rape under his watch.he wants to destroy every other culture. >Can you just follow Jesus and not God?>God is a flip flopper he changes his mind all the time>The only reason to follow God is fear>Why do israelis like this guy?>Can you believe I have to read the whole fucking book just to get to the best character at the end?Good lecture desu
>>24124036Pro Christian. Anti Jew
when was the last time TJ cot a dub? leaving some IP2 and Cx streamers at a bar when he got overstimulated and the only one who noticed were benleaks
>guy who frequents bant more when tj is around just to be hater
>abigail
>>24124042>>24124044shows how fucking retarded TJ is.
>>24124048On spictank 1 where he got new latino friends
>>24124054i have your coordinates
>>24124048are you sloan?
>>24123803>stealing jons bit
>>24124058you mean where he got his shit kicked in by one of the producer’s and disqualified himself from the prize from some misplaced feeling of moral superiority
TJ knows baal AHAHAHHAHAAHA :|
>>24124063Need a Teej book of enoch review.
>>24124058how does he do it
>>24124051which one
>>24124052
>>24124065
>>24124065This goofy lil niggas really annoys you huh? good
>>24124075indefinitelysuspended aka sloan
>>24124078the finnish fox abigail
there's really no reason for us to use /tv/ at all
>>24124078I wish abi could be real again>nb4 abi was never realStfu yes she was
>>24124088every time I see anons talking about the /tv/ thread and I check there’s just a sam hyde one. no thanks.
>>24124042Gnostic tj
>>24124088guy who is Oscar the Grouch because he has gotten used to living in a trash can
>>24124073Need a teej BOTNS review. Would he think he raped jolenta or would he understand that she was asking for it?
>>24124088Would be kind of cool if it either explodes day 1 or it's just us and everybody tunes out and does not watch it.
>>24124088I think you should go to tv anf avatar as tayleigh. Would be a good bit
>>24124093there's a risky /ftl/ #1 up 2 days before the show startsI think we used to be allowed preseason threads. Last year the threads getting deleted while the show was going on by probably a new janny has us traumatized and not knowing what the rules are anymore.
It scares me when there's more than one Israeli ID in the thread
>>24124093this is a green micheal thread
>>24124092How is abi so strong? She deadlifts Claire like she's a ragdoll
>>24124103that’s kinda what I figuredlast season I waited a few days before heading in since they’re so anal about us over there>>24124106
>>24124103>a new janny has us traumatizedSpeak for yourself you little scaredy cat
>>24124029How was the interview?
>>24124088we need to mog the oscars
>>24123720Nope. We're good to go. The checks have cleared.
>>24124237if you pay close attention, cla*re allowed it and LK helped because she liked the idea of being tossed around like a slut when her shorts started riding up and the idea of jet (who raped her but she didn’t realize yet) possibly watching
Cumeater do me a favor and stop posting outside of the fishtank thread on /wsg/. I do not need to see this SHIT in random threads unrelated to fishtank>>>/wsg/6101453
I hate you.>>>/wsg/6101974
>>24124252>>24124259Those are random tbf
>>24123669i want to ask a serious question. are these guys fucking retarded?? you can buy vinyl sheets that you just apply with water and a squeegee like a window decal
jerry sends his regards
>>24124271>are these guys fucking retarded??They didnt know how to fill a hot tub, what do you think?
Is that all he does is dance like a sperg He needs to get a real personality I think
>>24124315You are a pedo i think
>>24124305i was doing a bit, anon
>>24124248if you pay close attention, you can see abi going wild over sloth, tj, and jet cock all at once, while regarding cl*ire an ugly fat bridge troll and pretending to be her friend lol
>>24124316No u
>>24124315>t. 40 year old pedophile still desperate for attention and has fully attached his ego to posting here
that was intense...kale and lacroix are demons
I really need a la croix rn
>>24124325facts
>>24124102the only good part of /tv/ is it being easy to bait people using tayleigh and the presence of /ftl/ in general making people angry.The jannies there are nazis, you cant post nsfw, and the threads get filled with even bigger retards.
who is cumeater and why is some gay guy here so obsessed with him
I'm so excited to post "they priced it in" anytime season 5 has bad news.
>>24124343Yeah tv is so damn easy to bait because most of them are literal autistic site chatters that take it super seriously and don't understand the concept of someone saying something just to fuck with them
>>24124331nah just not into cartoon characters I think
>>24124350Cumeater is a scorned Angelina simp who seethes about her 24/7He also loves trannies
i dont like when claire talks about cocks and dirty stuff
>>24124359>not into cartoon charactersYou kept posting TJ as a super saiyan though?
>>24124359>t. guy who deflected pedophilia accusations with anime cartoon characters for the better part of a yearThere’s that pussy ego I mentioned
>>24124366what about that time she posted the HUGE Klaud Kawk? https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/24075228/#24076835
binx is mothering a cat what a wife
>>24124379O yeah and the whole Gundam wing thing
>>24124350I'm not obsessed I just want to give him a passionate kiss on the lips
These people are so fucking behind on the lore>>>/tv/218498803I cant deal with these uninformed bozos
>>24124384Cute
>>24124381this was her posting your rotten little penishttps://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/24038217/#24038386
>>24124366my guy . . .
>>24124392whats up
>>24124391that was you posting random pix from your gay porn collection I think
>>24124391Klaus got the baby dick
>>24124397those are her favorite things
I expected Slackernigger to be excited about this. I thought that the point of his FOIAs were to eventually get the show shut down. What gives?
>>24123789you remember that video >if you dont give me your phone number i will kill myself and she is female version of it, i dont like when it happens to people or when they see it as last resort
get ready for female gooners guys, theyre coming and theyre coming bigly
>>24124404He's a spineless wigger when it boils down to it.
>>24124404Like clippers his whole being is based off of fishtank of course he wants it to happen. The sooner it ends and these fags move on the better.
>>24124403claire likes taylor swift and prayer
i dont like when women drink and scroll twitter and play with their pussies all day, it’s unbecoming and a sign of the times. you look like a mental retard hammering your pussy all day. lennie small with a pussy
>>24124404Its funnier to watch jet fail during the show than before it.
>>24124399cap
>>24124404It's objectively lame to snitch here though. Skull Hyde is a retarded coaler as well.
>guy accusing anyone of having a gay porn collection who spams vaginoplasties when his pedophilia gets the /tv/ threads removed so a guy in germany doxxes him
>>24124476Cry about it.
>>24123789>>24123794we need to be visiting kale in mexico and giving her all of our ropes. she's earned it <3
>>24124410https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773424005637235.webmangie?
>>24124404Skull tries too hard to fit in both anti wiggers and pro wiggers are annoyed by him I think
>>24124498Klaus is the only one desperate to fit in somewhere
>>24124496lmfao that "oh my God!" after she confirmed to be a virgin. how can you hate that lil nigga?
>he still thinks those pix are mine and I live at that address "Doxed" btw
>>24124415abifail coded
>>24124505no you definitely posted vaginoplasties and getting doxxed was the catalyst
>>24124415are there any fishgirls that aren't like this now chat?
>>24124505After you got doxxed you became way more docile
this is so boring now.
>Assuming that the whole "S4 players can buy into S5" wasn't a gaslight. I REALLY HOPE that Freddy returns. It just wouldn't be fishtank without a drunk uncle in the house. #FAFOhttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1rsjsex/fishtank_season_5_predictions/oa7r2kb/
>>24124505you had a meltdown, don't try to play it off
>>24124415but..... the smell. cmon man.. imagine the FUCKING SMELLL!!!
I think this thread could use a good old fashioned PSA.
I posted them because leaks and Norway were being rude posting the fake sex offender registry thing with my face I don't care about that address chat
>>24124522>>24124528I can't be doxed lol but nice try chat Klaus always wins (KAW)
>>24124525We already knew you were a redditor bro
>>24124241its in three hours.
>>24124533send my friend Jose some pizzas you can deliver them to the front door and I'll let him know when to go grab the food
hes still avatar fagging as some e-girli think all the trans ai is getting to him
>>24124029crip mac?
>>24124552stop avatar fagging as Betty chatI think she's giving you agp or something
>>24124555blessed crip mac tripsnever commit suicide, everything gonna cee alright. it's not rocket science, folks
>>24124557This is you in the same thread>>24123427
>>24124557He won’t stop chat. Not until he gets banned again
>>24124560>British flagNo that was Braus I think
nicetogirls would be a good rapper name too bad letty took the ig handle
if they put a joopy on for s5, it could be the best season of fishtank by far
Why do niggas accuse us of being "paid" to post on /tv/
vinny walk vinny step vinny talk vinny repvinny walk vinny tech vinny block vinny check
>>24124565you're a mentalist
>>24124569that name just screams unapologetic misandrist
>>24124573few realize this
>>24124573true and joop
>>24124575damn that shit goes hard
that's been my assumption this whole time
Joopy mogged S4
>>24124569I think Curb Stomping Nigger Nina Until She Stops Twitching would make a bomb rapper name
>>24124579Really? To me it sounds like she is ghisletty maxwell gooning girls
>using the word "misandrist" in 2026Ninaseethers are lame dorks
What's up with Caroline Kinchler
my attorney has advised me to stop being a fucking retard
>>24124602Nina is amazing!
I just did a Vinny walk to my fridge and back
we need to become a tight knit friend group, i think
>>24124602she openly claims to be so i'm confused by your post
>>24124595i think taking your meds would be a bomb idea
>>24124602no words allowed in 2026
>>24124574It’s a wild conspiracy they make up to make themselves feel better. Like how Trump can’t dodge bullets and the bullets were fake and he used fake WWE blood.
>>24124703lmfao
TJ is trying to debate ethics with an actual demon lol
>>24124343>>24124358What you dont get is that you get meta baited by people pretending to be responding to you geniounly
>>24124709holy fucking kino
>>24124709highland warrior maiden kale will win
>>24124709Tj is a poor fag who can't grasp the concept of the common people being able to investing a percent of their income in index funds over their working years as superior to any kind of gibs the government can come up with so he pisses his pants over it
goblin
>>24124710it's wild some of these guys still operate under the assumption there's a whole new group of posters on tv. like no it's the same 10 of us just now we aren't tied to 1 gimmick per thread
>>24124709tj has black people intelligence you have retards like this >>24124723trying to process his replies under some pathetic auspices they interpreted from the most basic pushback
>>24124726duh. but there's also always a flood of new retards too. The best part of going to /tv/ really is always catching a few new lolcows in the net.
>>24124721>highland warriorFew times I've heard her speak i think she is from the midlands or something.>>24124723He not a consumerist a foreign concept to most Americans. He is morally superior to the mid 30s e girl
Damn im DD_Genes thats fucked up
tj’s retardation always lands him on the right wavelengthfew choose to understand this
binx is such a bad woman
it will take him the whole season to fill it up
Trish
>>24124724>>24124732oh she shittin
>>24124733that's fucked up
bam margera be like "okay guys, we need everyone to get up and go to the room that is locked behind a paypig paywall"
>>24124736When Burt and Fatty show up the audience will go nuts for this.
>>24124728>>24124731Tj will still be washing dishes in his 40's. Still saying he's working on his writing but it's mostly just his one liner movie reviews. Still mad at rich people and Nazis. Still sad about Taylor dumping him
>>24124742fire concept desu
>>24124745go back to the binx threadwe dont care bro
>>24124736
>>24124747Or Kiwifarms where he belongs
>>24124750rare jet w
>>24124755do people still post in the fishtank sub there?theyve been totally irrelevant since probably bloodgames
>>24124759Trish <3
>>24124762No idea i just know thats where Lux and Shadi go not for me.
kiwifarms universally praising season 3 as the best is really all you need to know about both.
Requesting cryokeen RAPE RAPE clip
>>24124730Hi Jimmy
>>24124763trish
>>24124762the best revelations they keep discovering on there is /bant/ is no longer just the gooner simp gen
>>24124723401ks replacing employer pensions was a scam to dupe wagies into thinking they'll win at the stock market casino. The losses get siphoned directly to the jews. It was also a natural part of the hollowing out of middle class jobs which had good pensions.
>>24124767
>>24124759good woman
Unapologetic misandrist gf, shameless incel bf
>>24124779Unironicaly why we are better than them
>>24124787
@Angelina you missed burts dick
>>24124787because we stopped laughing at burt jacking off after like the 2nd day of it
>>24124776yeah i noticed that when it just became a circle jerk for gen x fishtank watchers
remember when the cameras came back on for season 4 and Freddy, Seth, Daniel immediately went to the corner and started ripping cigs, drinking, and talking about how much they hate Aryeh. I still want to know what the fat jew did on that car ride.
>>24124801>I still want to know what the fat jew did on that car ride.Talk about cartoons and musicals?
>>24124804He did that all the time anyways but when the cameras came back on the entire cast ready to murder him so it had to be more.
>>24124808They realised it was not just a bit.
>>24124811because there were no camerashe wasn't performing for the cameras
>>24124796lmfaoexcellent
I don't know why the wiggers thought aryeh and rachel were going to be their new golden geese. they're the annoying kind of lolcows not the funny kind like jon, cole, jimmy, and alex
>>24124815>aryehHe was essentially pg Jimmy
>>24124815they need a lolcow inspector and advisor
>>24124819consultant was the word i was looking for
letty?
>>24124815imagine a fan of aryeh getting the fishtank spotlightTHANK you irishanon
>>24124819as a lolcow expert I would have advised them to cook those pigs. No way they should have let rachel just waltz out of there like that.
>>24124815fat=evilok 10th post itt for megotta stop so I'm not Austin/The_Prick and talking about Klaus, SkullHyde, Betty, or Channing
aryeh is EXACTLY who I was talking about when i made the prediction that season 5 was going to be filled with people who thought watching burt jerkoff was peak comedy
>>24124833benleaks put your name back on
>>24124823beekeeping is the actual termif they were beekeepers they would know
>>24124825kale seems to be enthusiastic and knowledgeable about lolcows. maybe she could fit the role.
wake upit's letty's fault
>>24124764correct
if betty doesnt talk to me by midnight im killing myself
>>24124823https://youtu.be/VUb450Alpps?si=BsYOmr2NaI8zOYhS>and they're farming babies while slaves are working
Had to give half of my egg fried rice to my brother because he was hungry. I'm sick of this socialist hell house.
>>24124833he's as disgusting and unwatchable on screen as he is malignant and antisocial when he comes around to post on bant
>>24124857no shit he's a fuckin heeb
Love to see the aryeh hate. Fuck that man child
>>24124854look how disgustingly FAT and BLOATED she is. she's almost as fat and ugly as trish now. repulsive brown nigger junglemonkeys
hey betty fans got a updated betty folder? i liked some of her depraved content but never saved it
>>24124823What's the difference between this and shitty culture creating lots of single mothers with multiple baby daddies?
Uh oh!
>>24124862put him in hasid uniform and the fucker's conduct and physiognomy would look right at home in a Tyler Oliveira video exposing jewish culture/scams and shamelessness
>>24124815Spring 2025 the wiggers were full degen on a constant bender and importing girls to goon. They were so hazed they put no effort into the show or casting and delegated as much as possible while they slept in to 5PM everyday
>>24124881
>>24124867that is unkind
>>24124884i kept fucking posting this in the threads all season 4 but they never did it. they hate when a nigga from bant has better ideas than they do
>sam asks who everyones favorite streamer is>aryeh and dan say mister metekour>angelina says kai centant >freddy says wtf is a streamer>no one said tayleigh or kino casino
>>24124854it looks damaged
my brain has a visceral response when I see tayleigh
>>24124901She banged Seth Ben and countless orbiters no shit.
>>24124881wow its that easy huh
>>24124881theeeere gooooes my hero, watch him as he goes>>24124897
>>24124897Saw kino casino was getting 5k+ views a few days ago. How did that jolly dough bou and Canadian tweaker make it? Last time I saw them they were just starting out.
>>24124906i was talking about our snowglobe
>>24124881was this priced in as well?
>>24124881guess nobody told sarah its priced in
>>24124916>that gif
>>24124881I'm gonna need full body real pics of sarah asao. I'm gonna cum
>>24124922shave that shit man
>>24124919the snowglobe is a bit damaged but all is well
>>24124881moogled
>>24124924>she doesn't know nobody in the basement is scared
Sarah stocks are up bigly
>>24124881SARAH FROM THE TOP ROPEBAAAAAAAAW GAWWWWWWD THE HUMANITY
>>24124925https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLb3fnOoLp8i need a scott sullivan mma retrospective on this clash
>>24124881Not learning from your previous failures is actually real counterculture and alt media you guys
sarah if you can hear me everything at the house is fine. they all have guns so nothing bad will happen
>>24124881They priced this in
priced inear out
>>24124937WATCH OUT WATCH OUT
>>24124918feuding with idubbz and dsp strapped a rocket to them
>was early on the sara simping as wellI'm a visionary Too bad I can't Sarah post because of the jannies
Nothing will happen. Surely they can keep sarah off their trail for 30 days.
Ok snitching might be funny after all
>>24124959I wasnt in the mood for a new season anyways so it feels good
>>24124959tbqh senpai i was at least going to wait for the show to run for a few days so we got some new girls to simp for before i snitched
>>24124961getting the show to be over before it even begins is way funnier
>>24124961No gooning on my watch, read your Bible.
Is it actually 100% confirmed they're in Sandy Springs
>>24124881Holy shit. Show is dead before it even starts
>>24124966do you think they're smart enough to pretend like the address leak is real just to throw people off the scent? No.
>>24124966Not necessarily. They for sure have been at that house filming and screwing around tho. Gaslight perhaps? Are they that clever? Will I eat crow? We'll find out Sunday.
>>24124972famous neighborhood?
>>24124966yes the house is 100% a match
FUCK YOU MAEJOK
>>24124972you can see cameras mounted in the corners and the meme screen hooked up and they drilled holes in the brick fireplace to hang the stox sign. thats a long way to go for a misdirect
>>24124881>thread dedicated 2 the show wants the show 2 never air
>If you have any pictures, video or other evidence that there is filming happening at this location please feel free to share that with me.You can link almost any of their promotional material and that's enough to fuck them out of Season 5. Eat shit Neptroon.
>>24124972The jungle room is a match for the house.
>>24124979classic bit
yo sarah chill it’s just a live stream not a show
CELEBRATE OBAMA CMONEOBAMA OBAMA
>>24124981References to previous issues with filming the show are good too, no?TURKEY AND CHICKEN ABUSERS
>>24124881I can't be that easy, can it
Sarah Slayers we're up big time
>>24124981they plan on ignoring cease and desist orders
Rewind 3 years. What could jet have done different to not turn a small but passionate subsection of his viewrship into his greatest opp?
>ughhh jet... mints said to check the 4chan thread.....
>>24124994this all started with him refusing to do the pushups on the sam streams thats all he had to do
>>24124994Not eat chicken wings while live
>>24124959Snitches get the bitches
>>24124994dont spam 4chan with your slop for months leading up to it and during the first season
>>24124972they painted loaves of bread on the walls
>>24124974>continuous stream of content>opening up rooms>it's in plain sightwhat was that shit Angelina said about a different house
>>24124994keep your sex life and work life apartfollow the Mike Pence method concerning all the show's contestants
>>2412499424/7 joopy cam
>>24124881is it really that much of a hassle to get a permit kek
joopy and jet kiss in the confessional
benleaks was excited to watch the show and you guys are ruining that :(
TJ saying Iceberg Slim as one of his favourite authors always pops me
>>24124981skibidi jet
>>24124994written some good challenge ideas down in a notebook
it’s a fatally flawed product
>>24125011why is this kinda cute
>>24124994the thing with the 600lbs woman
>>24124994give a shit
>mints, ask chatgpt how to save the show
>>24124881Lmfao fuck this dumbass show. Shut them down
>>24125010its not, they're just too cheap to do it.
>>24124994Not tell people to kill themselves when they give valid criticism
>>24125005that would be good to know
They really decided to do their internet show at the "Party House" that they had to create a new law over to stop.
>>24125039Its advantageous
Do city governments take cases like this more seriously when more people email them? I have some concerns of my own that I'd like to share.
yeah they're super duper giga ultra fucked. 0% chance they done any of this.
>>24125003This is pretty much it. He went to 4chan for his initial marketing because that's what he was familiar with from r9k. Anything would have been better for his initial fanbase.
>>24125010the show wouldn't get approved
>>24125030This is another reason why the show fails. They are actually relying on AI to do the work for them
>>24125046they don’t need this cause it’s just a live stream man
>>24124881...
>>24125046jet saw base camp and said we already did that on bloodgames were good
>>24125047the show didn't need initial marketingit had Sam Hyde, that was the marketing
>>24125045Yes they do only to get people to stop emailing them
>>24125010What do you need a permit for if you're just in your house for 30 days? 6 years ago everyone with fake pencil pushing jobs had to make a profit and work from home over video calls and now it's against the law? They should say they're afraid of the coronavirus and wear masks.
>>24125045the squeeky wheel gets the grease
>>24125045You might want to include clips of them talking about getting shut down for the very same shit last time and screens of them saying how they won't let evil karens to do it this time.
>>24125055Shut up mints
>>24125053A bunch of thiel network rw accounts promoted s1 on twitter. Remember seeing them all post, Get your season pass!
>Once this hits Reddit it's over for Jeet Neptroon
>skull hyde killed the seasonmaybe it's better this way
>>24125046>first-aid planyou now remember when they brought in that craigslist "nurse" to calm taleigh down when she had a panic attack in the middle of the night kek
>>24125064>it was real in my mind
>>24125045this is why the law of moses says the penalty for giving a false testimony is whatever you wanted to happen to the falsely accused based on your false accusations happens to youit's only fair
>>24125046>security plan
show cancelledellie leaves because no more cloutsam too busy with pause snack continue with Chris Lynch and political sperging podcast with LukeJet is forced to sell his Balenciaga collection and goes back to posting on /r9k/
>>24125065Who are you quoting?
>>24125045iirc Sandy Springs is a quieter calmer rich part of Atlanta metro area. They're definitely gonna have someone look into this.
>"season 3 and 4 failed because we didnt get permits, do you think we should get one for season 5?">nah lets just call it a live stream. 3 pages of paperwork is too much
>>24124605wait what
>>24125073blames it on everyone else instead of himself for not doing a tiny bit of paperworm
>>24125073Thats the bad ending The good ending is he becomes a lolcow iCarly content house streamer
NEW>>24125087>>24125087>>24125087new>>24125087>>24125087>>24125087
You now remember them bragging on stream about not getting insurance. You now remember them being too cheap to pay $300 to film on the Vegas strip.
>>24125094Overpriced nigger shoes ain't cheap yall
jk