hi, /bant/, curious about your thoughts on this>feel a fart in my ass>hold it in>smell it anywayso am I smelling it through my body?pinprick leak in my ass?obviously it's not a leak in my ass because that would necessarily release pressure which isn't happening. if anything, the pressure is increasing.This is what I get for going to the art museum. it makes me have to fart and I just can't stop. even days later. fucking ridiculous
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>>24131120looks like you're still here...
>>24131116>obviously it's not a leak in my ass because that would necessarily release pressure which isn't happening. if anything, the pressure is increasing.i wouldn't be so sure
>>24131338yeah I have had slow leaks in my tires that took days to empty out. but I legitimately am having trouble squaring that with the stink factor , which is coming across like a full-throated rootie tootie.but if I'm making enough gas in real time to replace it, the leak could be arbitrarily large as long as I'm not feeling it.and I developed ass numbness lately so it's completely feasible
>>24131374are you certain the smell is coming from you?maybe it's coming from some nearby fabric/furniture item, possibly your dirty clothes, or another part of your body
>>24131116SEX ORGY IN THE LOBBY AT WENDY'S
>>24131490this is so embarrassing but yeah turns out I pooped my pants
>>24131529always a rational explanation for everything, at least
>>24131590I'm seriously thankful you helped me get to the bottom of that.
kill yourself you worthless nigger
Okay now it smells like cum??I really got scrubbed clean, now I'm at work and it smells like a cum load.clothing thoroughly checked.could I be hallucinating that cum smell?
>>24131116Too much information fr fr
>>24133525It’s from all the dicks you’ve been sucking silly
>>24135222so you're saying I AM smelling things through my body...well how tf do I make it stop?
>>24135234The cum is in the back of your throat/nasal passages
This thread about you smelling like shit is gonna be kept alive by some jap till at minimum the end of the year btw, so I hope you enjoy that
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>>24135261thank cirno for that, whatever the hell she is...
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>>24131116Bump
>>24135261we gotta start a twitter debate in here so it burns out quicker...
>>24140323Ok I'll start: do you think it should be called 'twitter' or 'x?'
very interesting. same happened to me but with vomit. turns out I had vomit sinuses from the previous night of drinking
>>24141406twitter"xitter" sounds completely stupid and also very close to "shitter", i can't believe people call it that
Total fairy deathkill em all
bump
>>24131116That's nuts!
>>24147340I ! WANT ! TO ! DRINK ! LIQUID ! FARTA !
>>24131116>so am I smelling it through my body?Yes, when you feel a fart you should release it as violently as you can. If you don't the fart absorbs into your body and builds up in your bloodstream, kind of like how the greenland shark doesnt go to the bathroom so its literally a submarine full of piss and excement
>>24153674I don't even call it farting anymore. I call it airshitting now because it really has gotten that heinous
>>24131116TMI
>>24157167has your butt ever went to shit heaven?
>>24157926They're called ass demons and not ass angels for a reason
egite
>>24160009I think it's a ass dementor from harry potter, latched on to me rearend gulping gallons of gas every second and diffusing it into the room >>24163585im leaving trails of shit through the air like donnie darko at this point
>>24166259You stank the thread so hard you killed one of the posts you're replying to
If you can't beat em, shit all over them
>>24131116you need to flush your buttical ass down the toilet ass loo my Stank nigga.You come on here stinking and shrinking until you poopte out your entire life force into the air. I hope you aren't ruining too many gamer chairs with that buttwhiff you little squeaker
