please drink 52.8 ounces immediately
i might drink another can of soup instead
200 grams of sugar
1 gorillion petagrams of sugar
>>24154737good for me
>>24155083i ain't the one
>>24155119it ain't meit ain't mei ain't no rothschild's son
>>24154717do not give mountain dew to cats
>>24155144nononoi did once set foot in an old rockefeller (aldrich) estate for a party of a few hundred when i was 7, but i don't think anyone would believe me
>>24154829ever burped real loud after drinking your mountain dews
>>24155153yes what about you
>>24154717>52.8 ounces
>>24155170good question
>>24155178ever had ground horse meat
>>24155195no but i have had diet mountain dew before
>>24155148Youtan, so you're a nigger YOU RETARDED SON OF A BITCH
>>24155405Fig ID
>>24155207mountain poo lol
>>24155449Canada Dry Zero Sugar > Fresca > Cherry Coke Zero Sugar > Diet Mountain Dew > diarrhea > Coke
>>24155449wow
>>24155126John Fogerty has blue eyes
>>24155466ever had canned diarrhea i have not had it but i dont think it would be very good in my opinion i would not buy it
>>24155473they have that in invader zim frfr no cap
>>24155474yeah i invaded your moms zim actually lol
>>24155476
>>24155481what's a decade with better anime?
>>24155481i do like 80s anime & there's a lot of stuff which is at a level which i don't think will be seen again
>>24155473no not yet but i have had blueberry jam on buttered toast
>>24155484>what is a decade with better animeThe early 90syouGod Damn Idiot
>>24155538what's better about it?
>>24155542
>>24155477It's ok I invaded your mom's zim too, pretty much everyone up here has so it's not a big deal
>>24155546That's not Goku from Dragonball Z
>>24155542You have yet to retaliate
>>24155473did you leave or are you still here
>>24155619please dont ask me such personal questions
>>24157016no
>>24155405>>24155405dont reply to it, otherwise you're giving it what it wants..attention
>>24154737That's the insanity of it I can eat sugar cubes all day and still ingest less than a single can, could still go for some code red
>>24157016were you here the entire time waiting for the perfect time to reply or were you elsewhere
>>24157017thank you for your help
>>24154717Mountin do be taste like grandma little candy bars
>>24157078well where were you were you at the toilet store lol
>>24157244hahahaha
>>24157244no i was not at the toilet store
>>24157244are you sleeping
i like mountain dew can somebody help me please
>>24158565
>>24154717SHIT FUCK PISS PORN
>>24158607there
that is too much mtn dew sorry
>>24158950perhaps we share
>>24157424i was
>>24159242toilet store ted lol jk
>>24159375lol thats me lol
>>24159417happy chinese chimothy chursday
>>24155546hmmm...
>>24159417tomorrow i will have a roo beer float
Mountain dew looks and tastes like piss but with a lot of sugar
i vanted ohrange. it gave me lemon lime.
>>24159665
>>24159537what if instead of ice cream it was diarrhea and instead of root beer it was diarrhea and instead of a root beer float it was just a big cup of cold diarrhea lol that would be a funny prank
>>24159537better make it cream soda
>>24159682i don't like that prank that much it doesn't sound that pleasant >>24159684root beer is better in my opinion
>>24155408Remilia my beloved
>>24159667jesus christ, denton
>>24159752
>>24159684more like pee soda lol
>>24159766hahaha wow way to go lol
mountain dew
>>24159747that just means you got pranked lol
>>24161577https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lanc42QAwYo
>>24162472thank you for defending me while i was unable to defend myself
>>24161577>>24162472ever read a book they are kind of like movies but not quite
>>24162525hot dog too hot
>>24162644coffee time
>>24162644coffee number two time
>>24162644coffee number 5
>>24154717>Please drink verification can to continue.
>>24161577>>24162644jonald jay jimbus jankletin
>>24164121did you drink it
>>24165163drinking coffee right now what about you
>>24167166mountain dew sorry getting sick of it
>>24164260don dimbus
>>24167367>>24167458water time please drink 16 ounces of water
>>24167367>>24167458now coffee time
>>24167759ever had koolaid jammers
>>24167638not enough
>>24167852500 ziga- i mean 500 gallons of water please
>>24167829yes i have what about you >>24167852no need to be rude
>>24167912what about poolaid jammers lol
>>24154717Gathering now.
>>24168128real
>>24168100don't talk to >>24167852 until he has had his tea and crumpets lol
bump mountain dew
>>24167852did you had his tea and crumpets yet
>>24171612has he responded yet
>>24171822yes right here >>24171822
>>24171826that is me
>>24171833thank you did you had his tea and crumpets yet
give me tea and crumpet
>>24171838no not yet do you happen to have americas funniest home videos in your country it is a tv show that showcases americas funniest home video so its like home made funny comedy videos that is the main point of the show what do you think about that pretty good idea in my opinion
>>24171859that sounds like a funny show did they play family guy funny moments compilation 4 on it
>>24171862maybe they will now that you gave people the idea
>>24171612no
just found a stick insect in my house wtf
>>24172444treat him kindly
>>24172445i trapped him to take macro pictures sorry
>>24174117is it april fools in your country
>>24175423no
mountain dewer on the logger foreverer>>24174117could be worse i suppose.....
>>24175961shes ok
dew status?
>>24177886the last one i had was flat when i opened it fresh
>>24177926damn
>>24175960knock knock i brought you a mountain dew just kidding april fools lol
>>24178233is it april fools day in your country
>>24178241no it is not
>>24178241april fools lol got you good
>>24178295its not april fools day in my country any more but it was last year
>>24178328knock knock it is me mr beast let me in
>>24178328april fools lol
>>24178336sorry im too busy
>>24178340look you actually got pranked >>24178337 lol
>>24178342i dont have time to view that post because im too busy currently
>>24178350ok no problem i will pop pop corn
>>24178350don't mind me
>>24178354>>24178358april fools lol
>>24178363hahaha you got me with that one
>>24178233
>>24179532pizza popcorn and movie night tonight get ready
>>24181389i ate pizza yesterday though
>>24181403son of a cracked coffee cup
>>24181403beans on pizza time
>>24181599thank you
