Will I get a boyfriend if I trust the plan?
>>24161412no
>>24161422Hi stirbibi
>>24161422kek stirbs proxy malfunctioned
>>24161431>>24161435mental illness
>>24161412All I know is that I want to have sex with /qa/doge and you're just not a part of that equation.
>>24161412I'm going to stab you in the throat and pick out one of your eyes. Then you can watch me chew and eat on the eye while you slowly choke on your on blood
>>24161575:o
>>24161586You are a disgusting german freak nobody wants to bf you. kill yourself and do it painfully. Stream your suicide so i celebrate while watching
>>24161575>>24161590calm
>>24161590but why...:(
>>24161593Jews were right about germans
>>24161594Post a pic of your jaw
>>24161575ritsu needs a dommie bf it seems
>>24161596why
>>24161595ich bin nicht deutscher
>>24161601neither am i lol
>>24161602that is okay i forgive you
>>24161598Kys im going to genocide your family>>24161599It's gonna be funny to see trannies exposed for how ugly and disgusting they are irl. even make up cant fix you. you are broken and worthless forever kill yourself.>>24161601>>24161602Ok Achmed and Muhammed here arent german.
>>24161605u r literally brown tho
>>24161605but i am still a guy kinda? i never told anyone to call me anything else.Also, i am more of a 'Artem' than a 'Achmed' :3
>>24161605>Kys im going to genocide your familyritsu doesnt like cute dommie boys?
>>24161616if he doesn't want his government assigned cute dommie bf can i have it instead?
>>24161613Better than being a onions as fuck white boy timmy. i spit on your face and you like it.>>24161614you are the kind of delusional faggot who acts way more feminine than they naturally are. i feel bad for the guy fucking you after they got paid by you. you probably smell disgusting and manly>>24161616i hate all of you go die in a ditch i want to shower you in gasoline and light you on fire.
>>24161619i don't like it
>>24161619>i hate all of you go die in a ditch i want to shower you in gasoline and light you on fire.but whytabs are pretty easy to close i think
>>24161624I would stomp you down with my shoes but i dont want dogshit on them>>24161625grab a gun and blow your brains out
>>24161619Are you mad because that depressed germany sissie is getting more attention than you or something l? I've never seen you melty like this before tho
>>24161619If anyone here is smelly its you cuz of your melty heheand no there isn't anyone fucking me or being paid. I don't believe in that sorta thing before marriage <3
>>24161626>grab a gun and blow your brains outi do not have a firearm, why do you hate me??>>24161627i thought you hated this shit, are you coming around or a different Columbia anon?
>>24161626ur like 5ft nothing and have no muscles i could totally beat you up>>24161627>I've never seen you melty like this before tholollmao
>>24161635american and doesn't own a gun? what are you... a cuck?
>>24161639we are in a thread about boyfriends
>>24161627"attention". I revived his dead thread. I just want to tell him how I feel about him. >>24161634I don't smell disgusting lul. i lucked out on genetics.go die muhammed>>24161635because you are worthless kill yourself>>24161636"wah wah i can beat you up easily because i said so"the only muscle you have is on your right arm from jerking off to femdom.
>>24161641i'm gay and left handed lol
>>24161646
>>24161646I'm going to stab you like jack the ripper and nobody will be able to recognise your face anymore
>>24161641but im no muhammed i already said that...im a 6 foot ukrARYAN lol
>>24161640well I've got a boyfriend and you don't. how's that?
>>24161654we should send you to russia so you can go to a prison camp and they will be happy to provide you a goverment funded bf. become Ivans fuck meat
>>24161652stop being violent and quirky
>>24161659I will stop whenever I fucking want to.I'm going to burn your dildo collection to the ground
>>24161664silicone doesn't burn well
>>24161657that's quite a faggy imagination you got there woahits fine you can be as gay as you want in my friends <3
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>>24161665I will destroy them either way. eat shit and DIE>>24161667i hope your family is being bombed to BITS GO DIE GO DIE GO DIE
>>24161672not just gay but also into guro? It's fine, we don't kink-shame here :3
>>24161677I'm going to grab a hammer and crack open the skulls of everyone you know
>>24161680but you are short. How is that going to work out?Are you going to do the thing where the doctor hits your knee with a tiny hammer or something?
>>24161686I'm gonna do the thing where I use knives and hammers to destroy your body and the only thing you can do is scream and cry for help
>>24161672i don't have a collection and even if i did i could just like buy another one or something idk i don't think many people have a strong emotional attachment to their s*x toy collection anyway i'm bored now i think i will make omurice for dinner ttfn
>>24161686>>24161688why don't you two go on a date? you seem to go along pretty well, theres good chemistry here.
>>24161690>anyway i'm bored now i think i will make omurice for dinner ttfnWhile you eat just imagine maggots and shit. feces, disgusting fat long worms inside your food bon appetite. >>24161693Im going to put needles into your eyes
i wonder why autistic people are commonly misanthropic :/leave ritsu alone for 10 minutes challenge (impossible)
nevermind>>24161575>>24161590>>24161595stop
>>24161704>i wonder why autistic people are commonly misanthropic :/>Autistic peopleEveryone with a fucking brain is an misanthrope. the only ones that arent are braindead normies who have no ability to fucking think for themselves
>>24161688oh no, you are not just a gay guro enthusiast but are also really into writing fanficts, huh? >>24161704its fine if we are both autistic c:
>>24161712Don't frame it as a sexual fetish i dont orgasm from bashing your skull in it just makes me spiritually happy
>>24161697would be fun to see u try. do that with ur german bf instead.
>>24161635I just asked because he always had these massive fag threads about fulfilling your dreams and selfimprovement or something, and look at him here telling the sad kraut fage to blow his own brain maybe troons are like those orangutans that are very territorial and fight over the attention of male orangutans (retarded bantoids)
>>24161717Wowie you have a gun. and you know how many americans have guns and still get murdered like animals? a lot. all these amerimutts with guns saying "in case of infrigements of our rights" and their rights get taken away from them slowly one by one everyday and they dont do SHIT. if a 2 meter tall huffing breathing negro man on drugs were attacking you and you shot him you would be liable
>>24161717degenerate gooner looking hands
>>24161715>>24161724stop
>>24161727Every time you say stop im going to gas 6 million villagers in minecraft
>>24161728the faggots are getting you worked up over nothingjust stop paying attention to this thread i beg you
>>24161715that is hard to tell if your first idea after learning where my family comes from is me getting laid in a prison.Naturally everything is connected as smegma floyd said
>>24161724well Im not amerimutt, and if I did shoot you, I'd sweep it under the rug. It's not like anyone would notice if u went missing.
>>24161729Stop acting like you are on my side and even if you were I would still slaugther you like cattle. Do you understand? I want to murder you.>>24161732Smegma floyd? Excuse me? That is extremely racist.
>>24161728look how far they're going out of their way>>24161732>>24161737
>>24161738there are no sides, this is just a shitshow
>>24161655one lives way very far awaythe other one is uninterested ..or maybe he is? im very confuesed after a recent threadidk its confusing and this has never happened to me beforewhat should i do?>>24161718villian arc goes hard i guesssounds like the living situation really took a turn for the worst :(>>24161712i think its really funny how your threads always get derailed into something else entirely
>>24161737Dying is a blessing, but it would be a shame if you didnt hurt enough. i cannot allow myself to die to you unless i completely devestate your body and psyche. i dont care if i die or become handicapped as long as i do as much if not more damage to you>>24161741life is a fucking shitshow nobody CARES. I could be the son of a billionaire wasting around wealth i could be a fentanyl addict on the street who tried to be a honest hard worker. IT DOESNT MATTER. nothing does. because most people are handed everything they have in life.
i hate the antichrist
life could be so much better than this
>>24161738playing the moral high ground card is quite the bottom thing to do when all your options are exhausted.Its okay that you are gay, short, and liek guro. It really is in the big 2026 <3>>24161744that is why i love this board so much. everything's fun and games here
>>24161752>that is why i love this board so much.>everything's fun and games hereit could be better than that
>>24161750if you just killed people that are interfering life could be better. just take peoples lives away if they make society a shittier place. make an industrial guilluiotine and murder as many corrupt criminals and anyone who threatens freedoms. death is a blessing.>>24161752cringe
wouldn't even be that hard
>>24161757listen to what you're rhapsodizing about
is anyone seeing any of this?does anyone understand anything?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV_qPnsYIaAwould (You) die for it?
>>24161412Depends, are you a chad?>>24161435Belarussy
does anyone understand anything about anything?does anybody know what "defile" means?does anybody see any of this?does anyone see what people are reduced to?do you know what things used to be like?
is anybody seeing any of this?
does anybody see anything happening on this board lately?does anybody see anything?
is anybody seeing what's happening on this board lately?do you think about what it means?
>>24161761>>24161763Instead of going through a court trial for jefferey epstein, trump and other elites. we should have just amassed a group of people to chase them down and publically execute them. ghislainse as well. no trial needed just public execution on all of them. because by giving cheaters a fair trial they will cheat out of it. of course this is "vile" and horrible. yet we praise the founding fathers and the french revolution. but this is exactly what they are doing. and people will rediscover this once societies boil over completely
>>24161777not worth thinking about ritsu
and here comes the hehe schizo melty....
>>24161757gaaayyy <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRmCEGHt-Qk
>>24161778fact is people like yourself dont even choose your own values for when killing is right or wrong. society which is largely led by a few elite groups vying for power decide what people think is right or wrong.killing people is okay as long as your group of people say its okay.You have to kill your enemies
>>24161752bant anons are the best :D>>24161755this is how we like it newfag
>>24161788u're trying to reason with some retarded spammer who thinks everyone's a “glowie,”lol that just shows what a low iq beta subhuman you are
>>24161788we should both leave the thread, deal?
>>24161744well.. you should go outside until a bf finds you so you don't have to look for one and you bypass the mind-games and availability issues.
>>24161792*yawn*>>24161797do whatever the fuck you want
>>24161788>>24161800you're letting them work you upthe last thing they want is for you to stop paying attention to this thread
>>24161697i made it with rice and eggs and love ~<3not maggots and feces you silly goose
>>24161802I DONT CARE I WILLINGLY CAME INTO THIS THREAD YOU FUCKING RETARD.i was angry before i was in this thread and I will forever be angry until the day i snuff my own flame out.
>>24161802ritsu is going through a crisis you retarded newfagi thought you were supposed to know everything, clearly you are short sighted
>>24161806You are desensitivized to the taste of shit from deepthroating your own shitstained BBC dildos
is nobody watching the faggots make the autistic guy invoke the most disgusting things possible?
i don't know what to do
>>24161799i wish someone would adopt me, bf or just an extrovert...that would be niceuuwhere do i find a link bf?
>>24161823you could take your own advice and go awaybut we all know you're not going to do that
>>24161821They didnt make me. i do it on my own volition because i want to>>24161824>link bfi think you should kill yourself
>>24161826i'll leave if ritsu does like i saidwhat you ACTUALLY want is for me to let you keep raping ritsu
>>24161828you're wrong, your brain is working against you
there's no point being this thread ritsu just leave
>>24161828i would give you a big hug if i could ritsuand when you're flailing and trying to hit me, i would hug you tighter
>>24161834
>>24161757How have you not been fedded yet. Well, hope the best for ya dude.
>>24161806oh and btw this was the first time i've made omurice it went really well until it moved it to a plate and then it split in half (_)it was still yummy though and straining the eggs really improved the texture
>>24161845feds use shit like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_2bKUOZ0gpeople rarely get nabbed just for "making threats" vaguely, and when they do it's usually heavily publicized, and the point is just to scare people off the internet
4chin killed my kanmoji T﹏T
>>24161832>>24161834There is no point in me being anywhere and despite that i still am. whats the point of anyone being anywhere i wish iu could be a mouth breathing low iq fucktard who could just pray to jesus and be magically convinced life is not a total miserable shitshow.>>24161837fake empathy>>24161845if schizos dont go kill people they would be out of a job :p
>>24161824going to public spaces where people your own age hang out works apparently. you should start by going outside or something, idk.
>>24161855you're beating your head against a rock & racking your brain to come up with excuses to keep doing ityou don't even have to make excuses like that, nobody can stop you, i can't stop youi'm telling you it's a waste of your energy
>>24161855>magically convinced life is not a total miserable shitshow.it's not
>>24161655unfathomable >>24161824electrocute yourself with a Nintendo™ Switch™ charging dock and you will transmigrate to hyrule
>>24161855its not fake, especially for somone in crisispart of the reason i used to brows r9k was to talk to people who were going through a rough time and ask them about ityou dont seem to want to talk about it but i still care even if i dont know you>>24161851newfags cant kanmoji ;)>>24161857its sound advice but im so awkward irl and around new people....but maybe it would work??being an autistitc introvert does not help me at all>>24161870im going to try this when i get home 100any particular spot to attach the electrodes?
