THIS BITCH WON'T LEAVE ME ALONEYOU ARE OLD YOU ARE INSANELET ME FAP IN PEACE
>>24181436For one, that bitch isn't old given the writing., second, keep it up and she'll be gone soon
>>24181436How about you stop chimping out every time you get killed in fortnite, or when you lose all your monthly allowance on online casinos
>>24181436gift wrap a pair of cheap earplugs
>>24181436You're dragging around furniture while you masturbate? Honestly, impressive focus.
>>24181436You should drill a hole in the floor next to your toilet and see if you can pee in her toilet from your flat.
>>24181436BEST REGARDS <redacted> (Nob)
>>24181440wtf, I thought everyone did that...you lack focus son
>>24181436just write one that says Don't CareKill yourself
>>24181438probably hit the nail on the headOP is a niggerbrained zoomer
>>24181436Sounds like niggers live above her
>>24181443I just scream and cry while I beat off.
What are you doing, dude? Why are you jumping around everywhere?
>>24181436Stop being a loud nigger then
>>24181436Just turn off your jeet shaker
>>24181447Kek, that's a skill issue...learn to focus and not on the pain
>>24181436you know what you must do
>>24181442lel
>>24181436Im not reading all that nigger
>>24181436Just stop being a loud nigger or move to the ghetto where you belong
>>24181436picture of the OP
>>24181436Fucking apartment renters.So glad I bought my three houses for $27K in 1989 while working stacking bags of dogfood at Walmart.
>>24181436Show hands and timestamp you fucking nigger/jeet
>>24181449This. I can't believe the unsocialized faggots ITT are siding with OP. This is uncivilized, nigger behavior. Fuck you, OP, you annoying little cunt. Be glad I'm not your neighbor or I would have already shredded you with some 00 buck from below.
>>24181436Tell No.6 that if her cunt was worth anything she wouldnt be living in a single digit apartment below some fucking neet loser and she better get it through her thick skull that because her cunt has no value, and that that fact is readily apparent, the law as it is written will apply to her, as it does for men. She should have used her cunt 20 years ago when it had might have had value and gotten her out of the projects and into a house.
>>24181448He's a dipshit /pol/ poster.Probably gets mad when he sees a Trump post.
>>24181459Holy shit is that a real image? That eyeball is fucking metal
>>24181439Gift wrap some small nails and a hammer.Tell her you'll come show her how to use them if she still has problems.
>>24181436Jesus christ I'd just move at the end of my lease. Shitty neighbors are never worth it.
>>24181436Remind her that if she wants absolute silence she can choose to buy a house out in the country. Currently she lives in an apartment building surrounded by people.
If she's writing you this note it sounds like you need to move back to the projects so you can bang and hoot and holler with the rest of your baboons. Decent people don't like a monkey treating the unit above them like a zoo
>>24181436>THE 'JUMPING'WTF are you doing?
>>24181436Stop moving furniture constantly and being a loud fucking nigger you fucking niggeralso fuck apartments. everyone living in an apartment are NIGGERS
>>24181436Same problem. Bought a pogo stick. Started doing 3am pogo practace. One week of that have never talked to a neighbor agin.
>>24181459the reality is that "jumping" is just normal walking made to sound worse by echos and if you can't deal with this you probably can't live in the apartment
>>24181436>recievedOh, the letter contains a misspelling?Opinion discarded.Should've paid attention in school, whore.
THE DAY OF THE PILLOW IS THE ONLY RECOURSE LEFT FOR SAVING CIVILISATION>THE DAY OF THE PILLOW IS THE ONLY RECOURSE LEFT FOR SAVING CIVILISATIONTHE DAY OF THE PILLOW IS THE ONLY RECOURSE LEFT FOR SAVING CIVILISATION>THE DAY OF THE PILLOW IS THE ONLY RECOURSE LEFT FOR SAVING CIVILISATIONTHE DAY OF THE PILLOW IS THE ONLY RECOURSE LEFT FOR SAVING CIVILISATION>THE DAY OF THE PILLOW IS THE ONLY RECOURSE LEFT FOR SAVING CIVILISATION
>>24181465You sound like the kind of faggot who sets a subwoofer against a neighbors wall and gets pissy when they complain about it. It's exactly like you said, you live around other people. Stop being a retarded nigger and learn some consideration.
>>24181470LMAO
Dumb cunt needs to know that she is a poorfag just like the rest of us. Noise comes with apartment living thats just the rub. I hear my neighbor yelling at his kid all day but I dont say shit. Maybe if she wanted some peace and quiet she should stop being poor and buy her own house.
Write a letter back telling her you don't want her to contact you ever again, and when she does file for a restraining order. It'll get denied but when she calls the cops and they show up and you're not actually being annoying, you can go back and reapply for the restraining order and get it because now she's escalated to false accusations to the cops.Eventually you can get her dragged to court over it.That or just complain to your apartment complex ahead of her (noises, weird smells, etc) and turn it he-said-she-said.
She has already contacted a lawyer or is one herself. She is using such a language as to prove damage and harm. Do not react in anger. Beat her at her own game. Kill her with kindness. Just smile. She fucked on when she included that even your alarm clock is too much for her. Ask around for other witnesses that have a problem with her and get their statements ready in advance. If you have a dog that you love, make sure it does not bark.
>>24181438>or when you lose all your monthly allowance on online casinosPlot twist; OP is Bossmanjack.
>>24181436My autistic kid loves fucking with my neighbours. I try my best to contain his lust for floor stomping but sometimes I fail. The neighbour above is a schizofrenic who has literally boarded up his windows to ”shield him from the drone cameras” and our bottom neighbours have a barking dog, so its tit for tat but the neighbor to our side is a boomer bitch and she kept knocking on our door so I had printed a tenant pamphlet, threw it at her and said I would press charges for harassment if she ever knocked on my door again. Thankfully having kids with severe autism shields us from anything. People are so petty with noice. Nothing I can do by carelessness equals you beating on my door. Sure, loud music in the middle of the night is one thing, but bounes and scraping, come on. Go find you solitude in the woods then
>>24181476I live in a flat above an old couple with an adult autistic daughter. I don't mean mildly autistic I mean fully autistic. I hear what I assume to be gleefull autistic screeching day and night. I've just learned to tune it out. Don't understand how people who live in flats can't learn to do this.
>>24181436I had some old bitch do this shit to me too. I never listened to loud music or stomped or did anything weird. But if I got up to piss after 8PM or had (very quiet) sex with my girlfriend she would chimp out and call the police every time. I tried to be diplomatic at first, but eventually I just started calling her a fucking retarded bitch who should kill herself every time she confronted me. I've never spoken to anyone like that before or since, but it felt so good. I guess maybe she took my advice l, because one day she vanished, an eviction notice appeared on her door, and then all of her shit got thrown out of her house into a dumpster.Rest in piss, you fucking hag.
>>24181436Convert to Islam and have her arrested for violating your call to prayers.Or tell the bobbies you overheard her disparaging Muslims or what not.
>>24181436Send them a letter back"Fuk timmy gon do" and 'jump' more jerking your tiny cock off
>>24181436You're a piece of shit. Kill yourself.
>>24181449Not sure if the lady is just overly sensitive or OP is a nigger, but since she's even complaining about his alarm clock I'm leaning more to the latter. A man has to wake up in the morning, what is he supposed to do about that? She's being unrealistic on that point if nothing else.
>>24181436i had an old bitch landlady living in the apartment above mine that would blast the national anthem every morning and constantly move furniture around.and she'd come yell at us for laughing at 8pm on a friday
>>24181480You should just kill the little bastard and then yourself.
Well? Are you acting like a nigger?
>>24181486That’s the former, not the latter, turdbrain
>>24181490My bad
>>24181481Thanks dude. Our lives are horrible enough to be hounded by silence seekers. You have no idea how much I respect you for this. My kid had a soccerball kicked full blast by an adult when he was 2. They never built protective netting around the soccer field to save money… Also they gaslit us about it and still do.>noooo you can’t get brain damage from a soccer ball to the headSuch is life I guess…
>>24181478>She fucked on when she included that even your alarm clock is too much for her.this. even called it a 'buzz' which is an incredibly minor way to describe a brief noise.
>>24181487she sounds based, you sound indian
>>24181488Thanks. Coming from the worst flag that means alot.
>>24181438This finook is practicing his TikTok dances.
>>24181452based jeet rattler. this is the way.
>>24181436that's a polite letter and you appear to be a piece of shit>>24181437another piece of shitTurd world scum. Deport them all.
>>24181481i find people who make the most noise are the most whiny about other people's noise. it's a power/control/attention seeking thing
Buy a few of these and toss them between the walls down the ventilation shaft. They go off randomly, either every few seconds or days.Lasts 20 years.
>>24181495You're welcome to kill yourself for spawning accidents and pretending you're morally dignified for it.
>>24181494>she sounds based, you sound indian/thread
Just bought my first house in a semi rural area and i can scream nigger as loud as i want and have my wife roleplay as my sister getting raped and screaming and begging me to stop. Shits wild. I did it boys.
>>24181492Jesus ... sorry to hear that man. Stay strong
>>24181436>Recieved What a stupid bitch.
>>24181452would be kind of dangerous attaching it to the ceiling, cook lots of beef to get rid of that jeet
>>24181500Search "Cricket Noise Maker"
>>24181436Shut the fuck up then loud nigger
>>24181471Only if you're walking around on the balls of your feet like a complete fucking nigger.
>>24181499ITT jeets and turd world scum
>>24181474No she sounds like the kind of dried up old cunt that's salty that she lives in a cheap apartment and spergs out if she hears a footstep.
>>24181511>ITT jeets and turd world scum
>>24181501You sound like you’re in a bad spot. Hope you find yourself better one day! We all have our cross. Even though I have a 12 year old toddler, I still feel worse for your state of mind. Behind that walled up ego your soul is aching.
>>24181443Does anyone remember furniture porn .com?
>>24181436Why are you making so much noise anon are you retarded?
old people fucking suck and deserve no respectthis cunt tried squatting on me back in 2021 and tried hitting me up for money in 2023
>>24181436You wrote this yourself and posted it here for attention and validation. You're a faggot.
>>24181480Are you or the mom autistic? Did you have more than one kid?
>>24181436Buy a jeet shaker, OP.
>>24181447>Circumsized life
>>24181519he's the jeet
>>24181452Poojeets devastatedJamkind's on its kneesA saviour shakes from up on highIn answer to their crimesThrough shaking wooden floorboardsBlasting dumb-bell pealsDalits clutch their ears and SQUEALHEISTHE JEETSHAKERTHISISTHE JEETSHAKER
>>24181452please tell me you have the original. I must tell the world
>>24181436>number 6 to number 2>re-read the letter with Patrick McGoohan voice
>>24181436ok how many personnaluties have you, nob?
>>24181436I am like a ghost in my own house. My neighbor even called my mom to ask her if I was alive. I live alone. My mom and my neighbor are very good friends. She was laughing hysterically. Everyone thought I was dead because of her.
>>24181471This. My ex had a gay ass apartment and even walking normally the faggot boomer downstairs would constantly complain. I finally told him to shut the fuck up and stop harassing us or I was going to knock his ass out and call the cops for harassment. Old people need to ne put in nursing homes or some kind of isolation where its only other old people.
>>24181509For me, it's heavy heel strikes.
>>24181436you live in a shitty apartment with shitty floorboards, or your just being loud
I just want to fap all day and be left alone...
>>24181523
>>24181436OP post hand and we’ll decide if we agree with you or not
>>24181436I live next to an old lady who was constantly leaving me notes and complaining to my landlord. The bitch has one of the biggest rooms in our building and was paying less rent than I do. She constantly says people are loud, or yelling, or insisting I'm smoking. She left a note on the door to our building about people slamming the door. And she put these air filter machines in the hallway that are always running, insisting that I'm smoking over here.However the guy upstairs who she's friends with and wants to fuck smokes weed all day, slams the door, stomps around, yells and curses on phone calls and even once had his car catch fire on the front lawn. She never complains to him ever.
>>24181534Hold on, you can't smoke in your own house?
>>24181436let me share my floor with another family! that's peak civilization! the hustle and bustle of the big hype city!
>>24181452Jeet shaker: The animated series would be kino, like the Brave Little Toaster. >>24181522 could be the opening theme
>>24181518No, we have 4 kids. Never gave them any vaccines but one had a concussion at two and lost his speech and didn’t start going to the bathroom until he was 9. The other ones are normal. I think autism is brain damage they just bundle up as spectrum to limit liability. The reason many think its the vaccines might be the brain swelling that sometimes occurr, probably what happened to my boy when he got hit in the head but the hospital brushed off. Keep em safe until 3! I’m glad we kept it up, our last one is such an angel and my son is so nice to her. I felt like he should have some sisters so they could be there for him once we’re gone…
>>24181436This great leap forward II bullshit is fucking tired.
>>24181527i live in the downstairs and hear all kinds of shit but it takes about five seconds to realize that it's just normal stuff amplified and muffled and that i won't be able to reasonably complain about it no matter how sensitive i am to noise
>>24181436It's amazing to me that you can just tell this person is a cunt based on their handwriting alone. Only a cunt writes like this.
>>24181436Tell her to mind her own business in the language of 12 gauge
>>24181534Paranoia, she thinks up these problems from actual paranoia from being post-menopause, and he doesn't have the problems because he's loud and aggressive and an easily identifiable character. Her mind fills in the blanks for everyone else.My uncle rents to a couple crazy old ladies, the one with actual schizophrenia (medicated, but still not close to normal), and the other one who's just a crazy old lady is worse than her in terms of complaining. She complains about banging on the pipes, the neighbors smoking meth in their bathroom, kids screaming (no neighbors have kids), she complained about the guy across the street not taking his ridesharing car out of her driveway because she doesn't drive in winter and she didn't want to drive it across the street.>>24181538>Just brain damage Seeing as autists are average 60 or 70 iq this is accurate in many cases.
So no one is going to post soup anon smashing the old ladies head in? As like a subtle recommendation? /Pol/ is killed
>>24181540My schizo neighbour used to tap the heating pipes at night, sounded kinda creepy so I started tapping back in morse code and he stopped
>>24181544As if /pol/ puts up with nigger tier behavior of assholes having not respect for the people they live around.
>>24181436You should be living in a house with a wife and children anyway.
>>24181547Houses aren't affordable for the average person anymore.
>>24181544Post it
This is why I refuse to live in an apartment ever againMotherfuckers packed like sardines with a stick up their ass all the fucking timeThe only way you'll convince me is if I can get one that's really high up and it's a secondary residence or something while my main house is in a suburb far away from the city or in 10+ acres of land
>>24181546You're gay
>>24181530This response leads me to believe you may be at fault.
>>24181543Yeah. My boy is an artistic savant and probably knows 7+ languages seeing the stuff he watches, but he can’t learn a 4 number password . Lumping severe autism in with those quirky aspberger shit is so stupid. We always have to wade through so much bullshit aimed at totally functioning people with mild quirks while we are locked in for life caring for our little guy.
>>24181538>I felt like he should have some sisters so they could be there for him once we’re gone…Anon that's a fucked up thing to put on your children, taking care of a retarded sibling. Make other arrangements. If they WANT to take care of him, that's one thing, but don't curse them with that. Your country has plenty of welfare programs make a will and make arrangements for him to get on state assistance and care.
>>24181552Here in America we prefer it that people mind their business
>>24181552There is no way that the sound of fapping is louder than an alarm clock
>>24181498You probably havent dealt with many elderly they fucking suck for the most part
>>24181551For some reason he assumes his peers on /pol/ are niggers and karens deserve white knighting.
mod is a faggot as usualhe completely ignored the legal parts of the letter like the rest of the thread
living in an apartment is a nightmare>>24181436>You don't hate old people enough.killing old people to pwn the jews
>>24181516Based Frank, fuck Jennifer
>>24181556Yeah I've decided I'm on OP's side. There's no way the simple sound of fapping is making her "nerves shot" even if OP has the squeakiest floor in the world. What, is she surprised on every squeak? She should get her nerves checked.And what the fuck is he supposed to do about his alarm clock? Get a quieter alarm clock? He has to wake up.That makes me think she is exaggerating the rest.
>>24181436Are you fapping or bouncing on dildos How the fuck you do this much noise to the point of her complaining
>>24181436The fuck is your problem? I'd shoot you in the face, for this fucking shit. Try to act slightly normal.
