im ugly as sin, would you let me kidnap and rape u ?
>>24182393>File: PIXECT-20260403024744.jpg (330 KB, 1280x720)is that some kind of freemason gang sign or what
>>24182396kawaii suicide helper dog
>>24182396you should kill me instead
>>24182393>would you let me kidnap and rape u>let meadd retarded to your list of descriptors
>>24182431i usually do
>>24182420Good lord you are ugly
>>24182436i knowif you would kill me how would u do it
>>24182439Insert syringe into your veins, pull back out, wait for bleed out.. all in the tub. Makes sure nothing gets messy.
>>24182393How would you kidnap if you don't step out??
>>24182447dying in a tub sounds quite nice
>>24182393>>24182420no timestamp. op is a 40 year old man who sleeps with an anime loli bodypillow
>>24182688
>>24182393Are you a virgin? If so then yes. If you are not, then no because you can't have 2 cakes and eat them both (or something like that).
>>24182393you look like obese joker
>Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.>mfw thinking about you hurting
>>24182688>he doesn't know about sems
>>24182393>>/soc/
I miss the days when we used to make fun of morbidly obese land whales instead of simping for them. I blame the porn industry and society lowering standards for women.
>>24183040I want to shoot her out of a cannon into the ocean so she can live with her whole family happily ever after
>let me kidnap you
>>24183040can you not see the replies to this thread? r u blind?
>>24182393I got a new cosplay girlfriendShe's fun and she's better than youFeels like my whole life's a whirlwindEverytime I see her she's always somebody newI'm in love with my cosplay girlfriendShe's one that you just gotta seeFeels like my whole life's a whirlwindShe knows just who she wants who she wants to beWent to the mall arcadeShe likes the games we playedWe beat everyone at Mortal KombatI told her what you didShe nearly flipped her lidSays she wants to give you an uppercutSince you're goneI've moved onWe're making crazy plansI got a new cosplay girlfriendShe's fun and she's better than youFeels like my whole life's a whirlwindEverytime I see her she's always somebody newI'm in love with my cosplay girlfriendShe's one that you just gotta seeFeels like my whole life's a whirlwindShe knows just who she wants who she wants to beThis weekend at the conWe got our badges onNow everyone is taking picturesYou're far awaySo yesterdayBeen sunshine ever since I kissed herI got a new cosplay girlfriendShe's fun and she's better than youFeels like my whole life's a whirlwindEverytime I see her she's always somebody newI'm in love with my cosplay girlfriendShe's one that you just gotta seeFeels like my whole life's a whirlwindShe knows just who she wants who she wants to be
>>24183434i dont get what this is meant to mean
Sems finally goin full Misery
>>24182393If they let you do it it wouldn't be kidnapping or rape would it?
>>24182393Also make your bed.
whats in the bottle on the ground?
>>24182393Sure. Could be fun.
>>24182393The return of the depressed in-denial attention-whore with room temp IQ
>>24183557my blood
>>24183681weird place to keep it
>>24183686its the only jug big enough to hold all the sorrow this place causes me </3
>>24183738You make a good piss slut baby, drink all my hot stinky love.
>>24183740i dont want to drink pee
>>24183738That's heartbreaking... You're a big jug. You can hold a lot of stuff, yeah?
>>24183833yes but not the amount of sorrowful blood i produce
>>24184686Are you still ugly?
>>24184689yes? why would i suddenly stop
>>24184690Ugly maxing huh? I respec. Keep that grind going, lady.
>>24184686How about 10cc's of baby batter?
>>24184698o7 yessir>>24184709that's fine. yummy
>>24182393Yes, I trust you.
>>24184729you shouldnt
Rescue me sems!Rescue me from Europe...I can cook as well
>>24184760You are the most trustworthy person on /bant/.
>>24184796fake and gay, there is no soul behind these eyes !
>>24184849>>24184849You have a soul in that heart of yours.
>>24182436i think if you had enough alcohol, you would
>>24184849I'll make you fake and gaywith my penis.It's going to be weird.
You look like you smell like shit.
>>24185738how would you do that with a penis
>>24186191His PP will make you wanna go full lesbian.
I don't think you're fat enough, you should get fatter.
>>24186201scary....... i cant imagine a penis that would make me into an actual dyke.
>>24182393nope. get the hell away from my crotch
>>24184760How do I fuck you?
>>24186346no>>24186497ummmmmmmyou dont you get raped
>>24186191>>24186201Ivan gets it!Look, this is going to be a magical time for at least one of us, so why not just relax and enjoy the 17 second emotional rollercoaster I have planned?
>>24186570why is it so short? are you referring to premature ejaculation? that's cute?
>>24186572My penis is short because I have terrible genes. The timeframe is short because I'm excitable, like a puppy.
>>24186583i cum easily, not 45 seconds easily but i bet i could shorten it from 2-3 minutes to 45 seconds with a good amount of foreplay maybe and mood setting beforehand............ hmmmmmmmmmmi am easy to sexually pleasure if im not anxious. i like people a lot
>>24187235Where are your nipples???
>>24187335theyre really pale/skin toned and point downwards xddddd
>>24187235Oh hey, nice.Can I dive and swim into your folds? Maybe sink into your belly and take a nap on it like on a beanbag?
>>24187501yesyesyesyesi most enjoy being used like a mattress
>>24187235eat more, you're too skinny
>>24187529gain more weightyou would be so much more attractive whilst morbidly obese
