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kiss and make-up edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.chabad.org/calendar/view/month.htm

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://bitcoin.org

>Alternate Investmenting
https://brickfact.com/blog/guides/investing-in-lego
https://www.tresna.co.uk/blog/rarest-bmx-bikes.htm
https://nerdacity.co.uk/blog/essential-tips-for-funko-pop-collecting-and-investing

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://bad-dragon.com

>Anons in trouble
https://www.crsgh.com/blog/object-stuck-in-your-rectum-why-prompt-medical-care-matters
https://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/suicide-prevention

previous >>24162539
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Holy fuckin shit
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>>24189838
i should make a polymarket account
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these threads are way worse than /biz/ smg
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Americans are cheering a bit much about an US soldier allegedly being rescued. What we know is that a lot of equipment is destroyed.

It'd be retarded of the Iranians to send hundreds of people and equipment out to catch this guy only to be bombarded by the US. It's one guy. They are just waiting because they have to. I don't see the US going into the strait either.

This feels almost more like a bait by the US and a PR stunt.
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>>24189908
Anyways, Allah be praised they found him.
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just slept for a while. did it for penelope, think she told me she was having nightmares. someone did at least. wanted to sleep along with her. pre-premarket is open and i'm liking it alot, intc up nicely. anyways i'm wide awake now. should do the gym but i'll probly just smoke -_-'
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haven't been to the gym so you guys can fill in the rest i guess. prices fading as we approach open, understandable, as we get closer to the deadline with no deal things start to look worse. i think it is tuesday in japan already too, i wonder what time zone he means.
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Glowie thread
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It's over again.
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>>24191220
neet thread :)
some of my friends might be glowies but that's ok, i'm influencing them not the other way around.
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It's over over.
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bought 200 soxl @ 53.36 for a day trade (hopefully)
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sold, $139 profit
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>>24189747
Vomit rabbis all who are flat earthers tag team with satanist ballearth liara in the holiest sit of Hinduism
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>>24191417
double dipped and now +170 for the day, got my adrenaline up and i think i'm done though, but feels good to be back at it.
love you babe, wish you were here posting with me.
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>>24191439
ok, confession, i tried to do it again and be slick and lost $2 and now i'm mad heck because i was in profit when i hit sell and they got me. anyways i'm done because now i'm emotional but $168 is nothing to sneeze at (sneezed while typing that)
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anyhow, i have dinner and a show tonight with mom and some of her friends, gonna smoke some pot now and nap, probably gonna miss lifting tonight but i'll be able to do some cardio if i'm a good boy at least. bragged to my mom about the trade so she won't be too disappointed at how i spend the rest of my day. don't see penelope posting, and that's too bad, i love you and miss you darling.
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goomba
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smoked some weed, made my money back and then some with a soxs trade, +191 today, and this and my last trade covers my last interest payment :). need a nap. still no deal, hopefully we get one soon. think 51.50 is an important price level for intc, looks like it was rejected today, but the recent report from keybank is apparently really bullish.
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>>24191697
over over over?
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>>24191779
roogin
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praise
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By overcoming my anger and bad feeling I noticed just today that how bad people probably can't even really understand that others might have nothing bad on their mind. And if you try to help that makes you a bad person in their minds.
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Everyone always trying to "get" each other like crabs in a bucket
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It's all gonna change

https://youtu.be/t4onBqilHvc?si=gg9mEqLQ4lo_7yAl
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Evolve!
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nice green day, beat the indices at least, but it takes more money than this to get me excited. slept through probably the best trading move of the day, but i needed it. gonna shower and get ready to go out. still not seeing penelope but i'm not looking that hard today. i miss you babe. as i often say, i wish you were my date tonight.
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>>24192300
you have a date tonight babe?
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I wish I would have a date tonight. Maybe I'll have one in my dreams.

https://youtu.be/FlQnWSSuwpg?si=-l5fX4_HWJH6gf9b
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I bought puts.
I hurt myself today.
Lost 40% of my account.
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>>24192329
I was very tempted to buy puts but there was no real reason. I got hurt from a trump tweet so bad once that I would never trade one without alot of things to back up my position.
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>>24192306
unless you count my mom, no. but it's the kind of evening that if you share with someone you love, you call it a date.

>>24192329
oof. make it back tomorrow.
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>>24192352
sounds awful I wanna have a real date
I once had one in the best restaurant in paris. Steak and fries time. My date asked all panicked "wtf there are no prices on the menu" and then they exlained to us that females don't have prices on the menu. I wonder if they still do this today because I think my date loved that little detail.

https://youtu.be/OgeR2oqZGTs?si=gAGNgRMRJRT-PVvG
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>>24192363
that is nice. i'd like to take penelope to a place like that someday. it's been so long since i've been on a good date.
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>>24192372
It was a fever dream. We were 18 found a little restaurant in a street corner. Best duck liver salad ever.
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the little restaurant was the better date than the expensive one in my mind tho because it was more romantic
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>>24192377
wasn't a "date" but one time this girl took me to a music festival, i was 20, had no car or liscence, i didn't even bring my wallet or any money, i had a backpack with a change of clothes that's all. i had a job as "security" but it was just taking people's glass bottles away at the gate for an hour each day, and i got to drink all the beer i confiscated and it was a lot, i was drunk the whole time. anyways i traded jokes for food and we hitchhiked home, i stayed at her house for days after, my brother showed up one day and said i had to come home. that was my best date. she was definitely really mommy-coded and loved me a lot, she took me on a real adventure and cared for me. older girl.
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>>24192390
that is also a beautiful romantic adventure
I can see how an older girl would fit into this
When I had my first date with an older girl she blew me away in a way that I honestly can't even fully recollect what happened. And I was driving.
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>>24192393
*the driver
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>>24192400
hnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggh I'm gooooooooooooooooooning
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>$6.9k for a new AC unit + installation
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nice dinner. interesting show. pretty crazy fusion jazz that was a bit over my head, but as the night went on i was able to get into it. in the middle of the set the artist started complaining about trump though, said 'where's lee harvey when you need him?" and that got some applause... then people started hissing... then shouting... then they got up to leave and continued shouting, i thought there would be a riot but eventually things calmed down. dunno what penelope would've done but in that moment i was glad she wasn't with me. anyhow that was my evening. probly gonna go buy weed (because i am a weakling) but hopefully also get to the gym and do some cardio.
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Who's bad

https://youtu.be/Sd4SJVsTulc?si=vM1T4ODgTMmzTaXu&t=570
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just got giga mogged, dude was taller, heavier, longer and thicker hair and beard and definitely lifted. going to need time to recover from this.
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>>24192995
Nobody with a beard can mog me. I myself know the effects of a beard on myself.
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RIP the market

Yeah, I'm not posting again. I'll wait til my ban runs out.
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12.5 hours to deadline and the numbers are red.
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Trump already posting meaningless stuff, positioning himself for a TACO
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>>24193361
taco or not, strait will stay closed and assets at risk until there is a deal. better that iran chickens out.
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>>24193365
There is no point making a deal. Israel will not respect any deal. And if Israel doesn't respect it, the US also will not. No deal is sufficient but the complete destruction of Iran. Israel now also target Turkey, lmao they don't care. Might as well just destroy the whole region from Iran's perspective if you're gonna lose anyways.
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>>24193373
>israel will not respect any deal
not even going to argue the truth of this statement, just going to point out that your argument hinges on this premise, which you did not support with evidence or reasoning, and if i were to engage you, that's what i would interrogate. if this were a formal debate, i would note your willingness to distort reality and i would counter by delivering a speech at a slower cadence, with a softer vibe, to contrast with your heated zeal which is honestly off-putting.
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>>24193384
Your mistake is to assume that what I'm saying is any way "heated" or spoken in a higher cadence, for you to be able to speak slower without appearing retarded. Your imagination is taking hold of you. Reality has been documented. Distortion is what you live.


"which is honestly off-putting"
That's a you-issue.
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>>24193393
you're hurting, you're worried about turkey for personal reasons and i get that, but what are you trying to get from this? let's just agree to disagree and move on, i have important things to share and i don't want politics disturbing the harmony here.

my mom called me babe yesterday and it was pretty weird, she never does that and as she was saying it i could tell she was going like "what am i saying?" like it didn't come from her but from some outside source. i didn't mention anything to her but i sure noticed it, felt like synchronicity.
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>>24193399
>you're hurting, you're worried about turkey for personal reasons and i get that

Why would I care about turkey babe
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bought 200 soxl @ 53.87
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>>24193973
sold for $102
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bought 200 soxl @ 53.255
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>>24193992
this was unwise
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>>24194068
got out for $35 profit so it was ok. gonna go brag to my mom then go do bad stuff. account is green on account of intc, i'm well aware i could have made a lot more money with a little bit more courage and skill trading, but i'm just happy to be positive and getting that incremental money again.
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bought 222 soxs @ 35.25
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>>24194302
quick little profit, +163 today
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fatass will taco
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and i'm not just blessed and lucky, i watch the intc chart a lot and i know that 51.50 is an important level and in play today, that aided me in the trading, intuiting what intc was doing and guessing what soxx would do in response. natgas anon was a good trader. he told me about knowing what you trade, familiarity with the chart, and my port is over 40% intc so i look at the chart a lot -_-'
another good piece of advice he gave, at least about day trading, is that you should treat it like stealing food. i think he said ham but i'm gonna go with pie. but don't stick around when you're in profit, get out. i gotta do that more with my day trades, of the bags weighing me down, nearly all of them were in profit at one point.
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>>24194336
even though he said he won't this time?
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>>24194369
TACOs are just too tempting:

>President Trump said that the strikes on Iran that he promised would begin at 8:00 p.m. Tuesday are “happening,” but cautioned that things “could change.”

What's even the requirement to not strike? Open the strait or more? Forgot about it, but strait probably will stay closed anyways
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>>24194379
>TACOs are just too tempting
that is very true. I would make them more often if they weren't coming with the regret about eating too many of them when I make them myself.
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>>24194384
fatass wants taco
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>>24194418
yeah better stop talking about it. I have lost some weight though and everything over 5 kgs a year would be considered unhealthy for a mostly seditary 4chan shitposter. So... things are going well.
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damn, the market sucks
twitter sucks, I guess I'll stop using it as it's just circlejerk rightwing bluecheck clickbaitragebait trash

Soon I'll be a 36y old model who looks like a 19y uni freshman anyways
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i made $33 extra on upro. intc keeps rising and it's making this a very good day. if all goes well i should be welcomed back into /biz/ in a few hours. i can feel the peace vibes in the air, i think a deal is coming.
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He's gonna fold
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>>24194558
why do you think that why does everyone think that
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guys like trump don't do what everyone thinks they will do
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that's the beauty about it
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>>24194580
He's actually done it quite often lately
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>>24194681
spoken like a true delusional bobo who will keep repeating his mistake
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>>24194689
what did you just say?
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>>24194715
woah green candles is iran wiped off the earth yet?
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finished up nearly 2%. just got a good nap. should be allowed back in /biz/, but /bant/ is still my home.
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>>24195196
I have no home
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>>24195240
well you should feel like home here

anyhow it looks like we got peace in our time. hard to find penelope, think i might've responded to her but not sure, and people are posting fast and a lot of negativity, probably just gonna take another nap before gym.
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I tried to warn you. You have nobody but yourself to blame now.
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obvious fold
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>>24194444
Bro if ya gonna do little bb gun sniper trades, at least stick to one ticker, playin with fire on that ticker today, one wrong tweet could screw ya over.

Also stick with a ticker that keeps a tidy chart, like one of the mag 7 or even the s&p, today's action was pretty reliable if you ignore the deadline and whatnot, in fact I think insiders knew about a deal and were frikking with everyone else today. Straight stop hunting is what today could be called, but I joined in on the fun and all sudden a painful day turns green.

Also you are allowed to move stops, so then yo profit gets locked in and then you got a choice of moving stops again or taking the extra profit now. Three outcomes all positive, and if there is a reversal, only the least green outcome gets realized. But if ya hop from ticker to ticker you never find out the dangers and personality of one particular chart in a risk free manner, but instead find out thru hard losses.

Remember that this is a casino, but the odds are straight 50/50, with yo broker kinda being the house, but any tiny profit puts ya outta that hole. And since all of us will never have market moving positions, all ya need is a clear trend, and moving yo stops, then you can move beyond stupid 1-2% profits into double or triple digit profits.

The game is ez fo us minnows, but the mental game holds us back greatly, and the market does a good job of being irrational to frik with you more. So if ya become fluid and roll with the market, having no opinion on it's direction but simply reading the trend, now the last hurdle is yo own mental, which is ez on most days, the rest ya play the market with pretend money to keep yo blade sharp.

This shih ez bros, but wall st plays a good game in makin ya think it's sooooo hard. Outta here with that bs, no other game can give ya 50/50 odds and the ability to scale
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The strait isn't even open?
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ok, the strait is open, but because Iran controls it, if the US doesn't strike. Oil is still +90 and all the infrastructure is dead. I'm reshorting
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>>24195240
>I have no
Legs
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trying to be happy. i'm going to make a ton of money tomorrow. i'll probably still be off my highs but even so tomorrow will likely be a 5 figure day, already saw that in pre-pre-pre-premarket, and it might just be my biggest ever. counting unhatched chickens here but hard to doubt futures when they're up 3%. even so what i want right now more than anything is to chat with penelope, find out how she is feeling. probably not going to get that. having my smoothie and getting ready for the gym though.
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>>24195685
you meant to say you have no legs BUT you have a home
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I like how so many retards see this as a win on twitter, except zionists who are ruling the US anyways. Lmao
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>>24195685
And before you say "yeah it was /smg/ and you destroyed it"
I wanna say: I'm glad.
When I was at a very bad place in my life it was (leftist) crippled guy that looked at me in a bad way.
What an asshole. I will always remember this.
He was looking at me like "you don't belong here".
Because it was a place where the poor people live (capital maxxing). I mean he was right but still he had no right. I'm not gonna say I hate cripples because I don't hate you but I still hate this guy.
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>>24195685
and he made me think cripples are bad for a long time but I already fixed that because it's a retarded thought lol
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it's always those that think god has wronged them who never had any symphathy for me
no matter how suicidal I was
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oh this cool beautiful weird guy wants to join our friend group? oh I think he's creepy, probably doesn't like me. Lets see what my little cripple ass can do here
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but the worse thing is I say that like I'm so hateful
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but I think I am worse anyway and I hate myself so much more for it
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I've done unimaginably cold things in my life because I'm such a huge idiot
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It's really like I'm an idiot on another level
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Like a super idiot
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shut uo
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>>24195802
That is the one thing. If you have thought about suicide this much. I can almost guarantee I'm never doing it. 60 years more of this. The thought alone drives me nuts.
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>>24195802
I mean it's so obvious how big of an idiot I am.
I actually should have asked the no legs guy how does he cope.
But I didn't because I fear I can't do it anyway.
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>>24195802
and the funniest thing is sometimes I am also actively afraid of dying. So instead of living like there is no tomorrow I'm actually clinging to life.
Healing myself. Finding ways to get even older.
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oh and instead of praying I like to curse god
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for no real reason
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>>24195781
>BUT you have a home
>me at home
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Bomb the ayatoll, pay the toll
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>>24195820
I feel the same way but I was bathed in opportunities, lots of fun and exciting adventures when I was younger.
It's nice to remember this as a contrast.
Kinda puts it into perspective. Like it's all made from the same piece of cake. You just got a smaller slice.
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it'S over.
https://x.com/alifarhat79/status/2041680678559900005?s=20
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>>24195839
>fintwit is babeposting
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we did that frens
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>>24195838
yesterday when I was talking to skitzo about my dates in paris I went to sleep and thought "lets dream about that" so I tried to go back to that place when I felt this good.

I never cried myself to sleep so hard.
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>>24195849
it was almost like one of these holotropic beathing adventures. No idea what happened lol.
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>>24195849
swiftie, our best days are still ahead of us.
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>>24195852
I know I don't lose faith
but I feel like it is important to talk to no legs guy
god probably had a reason to "cripple" me right?
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Yeah I feel slightly better now
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actually I feel noticably better so this thread is actually like a drug to me
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I should've been a writer all along but now with AI there is no point
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>>24195849
as I was sleeping today I kept thinking "I'm a transformer, no I'm a superhero" "I'm some kind of a transformer/robot/superhero" and that is why I always wake up and fall alseep

it didn't really make sense
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>>24195889
I actually didn't have a dream for a very long time. Maybe the longest time in my life. Maybe even 1-2 years.
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>>24195889
certainly not since the leaf made me dream when I was awake
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I feel like you all think I'm lying and I'm only saying this to be special
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>>24195917
bro I don't know what the hell you're going on about

I've been sick as fuck for the last week and it's hard to concentrate on anything too coherent
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But there have been positive changes since then and although I'm really impatient, objectively a human being probably can't go faster in a healthy way. Down 10 pounds btw.
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niggers
&
jewssssssssssssssss
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>>24195919
well he wanted to "wow" me and I wanted it to be like that. That's all.

A crazy person could transfer his whole psychosis that way but that is not what happened. I probably went into my own place and the leaf into his.
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>>24195923
fuck leafs that's all I have to say bro
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>>24195925
yeah it was kinda reckless I could have been crushed like the first time I reached spiritual enlightenment the buddist way by myself
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>>24195926
that's what you get for trying to befriend probable glow niggers
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Goodnight/smg/
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>>24195931
goodnight sweet angel prince


niggers
&
jewsssssssssss
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>>24195929
reminds me of a conversation I once overheard.
Some crazy old dude told another crazy dude about a cop that really wanted to befriend and fix him and he said if that guy doesn't leave him alone he's gonna fucking shoot him in the face.
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>>24195939
oh you just overheard this? would this happen to be that one time you worked at the italian restaurant and bar
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>>24195941
hi! welcome back. what have you been up to?
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>>24195946
what?
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>>24195941
>oh you just overheard this?
you think I'm hiding in the shadows but I am the shadows
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guys, if you aren't natgas anon, please don't say n+j that way, it confuses me.
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>>24195950
i lit my purest candle in my window : O
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Making bacon
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>>24195956
that's weird I just had bacon

niggers
&
jews
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this thread is for fake ass niggers
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Did you know? Hitler was a clone
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well anyhow it was a decent night at the gym, little bit weaker on the bench, probably because of the 2 days rest, but still good lifts, and i had good squats and increased the weight on my cable rows.
should be sleeping but not tired, thought /biz/ would get better with a green day but it's still nasty and bearish as ever
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I'm not gonna hear about any cope like "but their leaders are dead"

So, there's an agreement to talk about peace.
For this there is a 2 week ceasefire.

>The leaders are those who still are alive or who got replaced but probably are not softer, ceasefire is no indication for anything, they always said they don't want war

>Iran gets money for ships passing through which wasn't the case

>Less ships pass through because they have to coordinate everything

>Uranium is still there

>Jews are seething which very much implies it's a very bad deal and high chance of somebody breaking it

>Oil is still above 90 which is at least $30 higher

>Infrastructure also destroyed, for oilprocessing etc, not just in Iran but also neighbouring countries

>Iranians actually partying this time after end of violence

Yeah, the US lost
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>>24196092
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>>24196105
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>Mehr News Agency reported that on >Wednesday morning, after the establishment of a temporary ceasefire between the United States and the Islamic Republic, several explosions occurred at the Lavan Island refinery.

Now who could that be
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>>24196092
yeah I read about this and it just seems like rhetoric semantics laden bullshit why do you choose to peddle this?
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>>24196130
Because it's true? Or isn't Oil higher? Or do they not control the strait? Or do they not still have their Uranium? Or aren't Israelis seeting? Or isn't the infrastructure destroyed?

>Semantics
lol
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>>24196139
I am sure if American wanted, they could blow it all up

winning and losing then, in the case of war, is really dependent on the context you give it. They throw simple words around like that, as if it's really such a simple manner, to really placate the populous.
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Oh, I forgot the lifting of sanctions on Iran.
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"Even if Trump bombs Iran back into the Stone Age, as the U.S. did with North Vietnam, who will have won?"

What the fuck is this? are they seriously writing this shit? I guess, the U.S. can't willingly genocide the Iranian people, can they? like set up literal camps and internment centers, much like Israel is doing, and systematically kill them. Then I am sure, maybe a "winner" would be easier to decide.
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But even then, it's all just proxy wars
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escalation has stopped and an end is in sight. there will be various reactions but the chiefs of both countries have said cease fire. that's good for markets for now. whether it was a win for america or not depends on whether we get the uranium. if iran gets compensation in the aftermath it's a small price to pay for stability and security. i think whether israel or iran is more satisfied in the aftermath is pretty irrelevant to us but israel showed military effectiveness and iran demonstrated it could secure the strait and withstand bombing assault for a time which will satisfy their strategic partners, who will be viewing this as a major setback and will be looking for any reassurances.
that's my narrative about things anyways.
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>market goes down tiny tiny bit
>posts

>The United States will work closely with Iran, which we have determined has gone through what will be a very productive Regime Change! There will be no enrichment of Uranium, and the United States will, working with Iran, dig up and remove all of the deeply buried (B-2 Bombers) Nuclear “Dust.” It is now, and has been, under very exacting Satellite Surveillance (Space Force!). Nothing has been touched from the date of attack. We are, and will be, talking Tariff and Sanctions relief with Iran. Many of the 15 points have already been been agreed to. Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP
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I JUST THOUGHT ABOTU BYUING OIL AAAAAAAAAAAH
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Saudi East-West Pipeline hit by drone

Doesn't matter though. We are now at the stage of market-war-relation where they could nuke themselves but it doesn't matter because Trump isn't tweeting about it
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good morning /smg/. time to make some money.
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WHO'S POSTING MY SEETHING JEWS lol
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Official market detachment of reality:

>Several Vessels In Gulf Receive Messages Claiming To Be From Iran Navy Saying Hormuz Strait Is Still Closed – RTRS Citing Shipping Sources
>- Iran Navy Message Says Ship Owners Need To Receive Permission From Iran To Transit Or They Will Be Targeted And Destroyed

>Iran Will Withdraw From Ceasefire Agreement If Attack On Lebanon Continues - Tasnim News Citing Unnamed Source
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>>24196418
they're going to want to throttle the traffic because they don't want to lose the leverage they've built up. this will keep the oil market tight so that if the conflict starts back up they can put things right back where they were. so yeah it's still mostly closed.
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bought 200 tqqq @ 47.525
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>Barak Ravid
>@BarakRavid
>White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt tells me Lebanon is not part of the ceasefire agreement with Iran

It'S over
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>>24196448
Damn, I could have saved you. I had this in my post window for 2-3 minutes, but didn't hit send because people were mocking me posting alone to myself :((((

This news was 5 min old
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>>24196455
-_-' took a $30 profit
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somebody buy tqqq so they can get bogged and then i'll follow up
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200 tqqq @ 47.955
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ngl watching a 40 yo Manuel Neuer play like he's in his prime against Real Madrid was inspiring af.
I thought I was old but apparently not yet.
He still does the impossible.
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old man? moving arround like a cat. That's why I love football.
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Imagine what he could do in india with all that power
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wtf is this mememarket, only what trump tweets matters. Netanyahu and Iran can threaten but it doesn't matter
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sold for $22 profit.
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>>24196936
Maybe Manuel Neuer can help?
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#Fire #Fury #Babe
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>>24196950
exactly what I was talking about babe
Here watch this old man Manuel Neuer catch a ball like a teenager:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/phDACrtojbA
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>iran says ceasefire is unreasonable
>market dumps 0,10%
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Are they just going to keep it up until the market closes and then rug it in AH or what is this?
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>>24197120
>they
we don't say this kinda stuff ITT
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>>24197120
>what is this?
Babe, if I didn't know any better, I would say this whole pump was fueled by bobo margin calls, now that everyone was wiped out, they have no capital to throw into more shorts.
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>>24197128
I'm at this point where I believe the war only started so the market could dump 10% with a "reason" and Trump doesn't care about the reallife damages done to all the infrastructure, but were able to make some big money on puts and calls

I mean, he also literally said that "nobody could have seen it coming that they'd attack their neighbours"
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222 tqqq @ 47.635
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Market goes down so slowly because everybody is expecting a tweet by trump announcing there's a ceasefire even if it means he has to suck the ayatollah's broken-legged son's dick for the strait to open
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kanye should mediate this cease fire. he's fought with armenians (persians) and jews so i think he'd have special insights
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closed it out for a little under $40 profit. not the best use of my time or capital and risked a lot to make just $91 today but i did make it. otherwise basically my best day on the market ever. gonna brag about it on the dingpost and then to my mom.
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>>24197341
But doesn't margin interest eat up a majority of that profit? And if so you should consider yoself in the hole by the interest amount then only get a profit once ya get outta the hole...

Also I can make half that profit while only risking $30, on a chop day. Ez to make 400 on a calmer day while still only risking 30 and putting up 200 in yo account. Or you could just stay on sim for as long as you like, only cost is market data 12 bucks a month, ez to make that on a calm day.

Now if I were to put a few thousand in my account and put on a trade that I knew would go red and hit a few stops but overall got a untouchable entry then we talking 700 after clearing a 100ish hole. But that's on a day without looming news.

But hey you enjoy yo yearly 2k and only look at futures as a way to gauge the market in off hours...

Idk why I do this shih, but I do genuinely want all y'alls to look up and think bigger, it's like you're playing in a huge sandbox but confine yoself to a teeny tiny corner making teeny tiny sandcastles, when other retards like me are attempting to build sand structures, with heavy equipment and shih. It's possible, I'm at a point where I don't even need favorable conditions, but help from the market makes for mulipliers on profits

I used to be pizza boy, but now I am a preacher, and one day I will bring you all to see the light of how ez it is to make money once ya remove mental barriers and sit down and learn from the masters. I am but a disciple of many of those masters, from Livermore to buffet and many in between

This shih ez, it is a big ol' tangled mess, but sit down every day and work at the riddle of the markets, you will find it is more simple than ya think, but it only needs constant effort and work, day after day, month after month.

First step is to be humble and recognize you are a retard who needs learning, I certainly still am, gots to find a new book soon, I've read dozens of books but it is never enough.



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